Hungry Shark Equestria

Grey and Tia swam through the ocean as fast a torpedo going towards Psycho and Jackson  they then met face to face Jackson was about Half the size of Grey and Tia was exactly the same size then out of assumedly nowhere Loose Tooth and Snappy came around the corner Grey looked at his older cousin and Loose Tooth looked back at her littlest cousin and gave him a hug Grey looked back at Tia and Tia smiled and blew Grey a kiss and he blew it back. Shawn was looking at his three younger siblings Jace,Martin,& Emily  hey looked at their oldest brother and said "Shawn can you please make us a sandwich?" Shawn nodded and went to the kitchen came came back out with 4 sandwiches on the platter they each grabbed one and took their first bite at the same time and said "D**n this is good as F**k Shawn what's in it?" Shawn replied "I put tuna and Jelly with a little cheese slices." then out of nowhere Shawn just vanished into thin air. Shawn then fell about five feet into the water then he saw what looked like a Hammerhead shark and a Tiger Shark swimming at him after that he blacked out he woke 3 hours later on the beach next to a pool where swam a Tiger Shark and Hammerhead Shawn looked at them both and said "D...Did you two sharks save me from drowning." The tiger looked at him and slowly nodded the Hammerhead swam away to the deep ocean and came back with a implant and showed it to shawn He examined it closely and then ask "Did you put the in me?." the two sharks nodded and then poked their head out of the and said "Hey Shawn." after Shawn heard this he slowly turned around and stared at the female tiger shark "Did you just talk?" the shark replied "Yeah oh hey before you ask my name is Katrina and the Hammerhead is Hammer." Shawn looked at Katrina and then back at the  ocean then he saw 7 sharks swimming to shore but one doesn't look like a shark but more like a mosasaurs and one other looks like his best friend Jackson. Shawn sat on shore and looked at his best friend Jackson holding Psycho and the other creatures then said "So Jackson you and Psycho going out or what?" Jackson replied with a grin "We are more like already real couples." Jackson gave Psycho a kiss on the snout and then on her top fin Psycho moaned a bit Shawn probably chuckled a little to then Shawn took his glove of his hand revealing the mark of the beast from when he was a toddler. Katrina looked at Shawn's mark and said "Hey Shawn what's that mark on your hand is it like a tattoo or and painting?" Shawn replied "No it's actually a mark of the shougoff which is in the Cthulhu Mythos and is a pain in my behind to keep covered up." Katrina asked another question "Why do you need it covered up? I think it's quite beautiful in your hand." Shawn looked at Katrina and then another portal opened up and sucked all the 11 up to an unknown forest on an unknown planet.