The Equestrian Adventures of Billy and Grim
The Equestrian Adventures of Billy and Grim
Edited by Grace
"Billy! Billy, wake up, boy!" Grim, a skeleton with a long skull and a thick black cloak, shakes the unconscious body of a giant pink-nosed boy, Billy, who was lying on the ground with a silly grin over his big ridiculous face after they disappeared from Endsville, or rather, the face of the earth.
"Oh, great!" Grim shouts. "I have no clue where we are and the last thing I need is a bumbling twit, sleeping on the ground!"
Just then, Billy's eyes popped open then shouts at the top of his lungs "PEANUTS!" while his silly red baseball cap spins in mid air then sticks back at his head, then sprays goo out of his nose for no reason at all.
Grim's big bony head got covered in snot, he looked at Billy with just a disgusted face. "Billy, would it kill you to be as clean as possible?" Grim asked in a Jamaican accent.
"Why? I'm clean as a whistle already! See?" Billy shows him his armpit, revealing mushrooms and a centipede crawling in between.
Grim cringed in disgust. "Eww~ yuck."
"Ohhh, mushrooms..." Billy picks one on the mushrooms in his pits...and eats it. "Grim, want one? They're so delec-tible!" Billy claims.
Grim pukes out a green slime, which oozes to his black robe. "Oh, great! Happy now?! You made me booze ectoplasm all over myself!" Grim said, while wiping the green stuff out of his robe.
"Aw, come on Grim! A little dirt won't hurt anybody!" Billy said, continuing eating "his" mushrooms...
Grim looks away, but not before he pukes again, then looks around the place noticing that they both are in a forest of some kind. "Hmm, I thought we disappeared on the face of the earth?" Grim rubs his chin, wondering what was up.
"Maybe we're in another world!" Billy said popping out of nowhere, making Grim squeal like a little girl.
"Darn it, Billy!" Grim was about to clobber Billy, when he noticed something was missing... his scythe. "Me scythe!!!" Grim searched around frantically for his weapon, but it was nowhere to be found.
Billy just walked around the forest aimlessly, looking for Grim's scythe. While Grim himself searched high and low on the forest.
Several hours later, Grim pants in exhaustion looking for his weapon and went back to the spot where he found Billy. "It's no use, me scythe is gone... GONE!!" Grim kneels and cries. "ME SCYTHE!!!"
Billy returns to the spot where he laid earlier and found Grim sobbing on the ground. "Hey Grim, what's the matter?"
Grim looks to Billy, showing his ectoplasm covered face. Billy laughed at this and started to poke his slimy bony face. "Ohhh gooey!" Billy giggled as he dips his hand in it.
Grim stood up and wiped his hollow eyes and looks at the smiling idiot below him. "Billy, how do you even stay smiling, WHEN WERE OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE WITHOUT MY SCYTHE AND DEFENSELESS OUT IN THE ELEMENTS AND WHO KNOWS WHAT MAY BE LURKING IN THE BUSHES?!" Grim yelled in frustration.
Just when Billy was about to make a comment, the tall grass surrounding the two began to rustle. Grim screams like a little girl and hid behind Billy like a sorry coward. Billy looked at him in disgust.
"Grim! I thought you were the most powerful skeletal-wingding-whatever, and here you are hiding behind defenseless ol' me? Shame on you!" Billy scolds, looking at the shaking bag of bones. "I'll show you that there's nothing to be worried about..."
Billy claimed, and then went to the bushes to look for the source of the rustling.
"Billy! Don't~" Grim pleads, but Billy just raised his finger to signal him to shut up. Just then, a chicken head pops out of it.
"See? It's only a chicken!" Billy said, while Grim starts to calm down. "Here, chick, chick... come out of here you rascal..."
Billy went closer to the chicken head, then suddenly the chicken hisses and slithers out, revealing a chicken head with a snake's body!
"HOLY CRUD ON THE JINGLE BELL!!! MONSTER!!" Billy ran behind Grim, but grim shifts behind Billy again. "Grim! Get your bony butt in gear and KICK THAT CHICKY-SNAPE!"
"What?!" Grim stammers "Me scythe is nowhere to be found; I can't do anything!" Grim claimed, pondering what to do next.
"USE YOUR LIGHTNING THINGY!!!" Billy shouts. Grim had no way to lose... He raised his bony hand and conjures a lightning, which hit the chicken headed snake, causing it to turn black and slithers away saving its own skin.
Billy and Grim jump in delight, celebrating their triumph over the small terror...
"We did it grim! We killed the snape!" Billy proclaims.
"Technically we didn't kill it, Billy. We just scared it off!" Grim said as he removes the dust on his black robe. "Lucky it's not a big giant monster or we'll so gonna to be in a whole lot of trouble!" As grim was talking to Billy, something stomps behind him making Grim bounced for a bit. Billy gazed at the gigantic thing, as his eyes went pea sized then grew wide as ten inches... Grim continues talking unaware of what's behind him.
Grim stopped in the middle of his words upon seeing the boy looking at him in an odd and most idiotic way possible.
"Billy? What's wrong, boy?" Grim asked Billy, who was shaking like a leaf.
"Ma..ma..mama...mamama.....maa...." Billy stammers.
"Speak up boy!" Grim shouts, this time... Billy managed to shout....
"MONSTER!!!!" He screamed popping his eyes out in a one meter length, while his hat spins in mid air.
Grim lets out a long frown and looks behind him, and saw a monster with a lion's head and a scorpion's tail... Grim was lost for words... "Hello handsome..." Grim said it, making the beast tilt his head in curiosity.
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Meanwhile, somewhere in a grassy field, two ponies by the name of Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy traveled through the Everfree forest, to go look for the great butterfly migration... Rainbow Dash sighs as she was dragged along with Fluttershy to this silly migration.
"Rainbow Dash, we need to hurry..." Fluttershy said excitedly.
"Alright, alright... Sheesh... those butterflies won't leave for at least five days, why the rush and why so EARLY!?" Dash said, who was still yawning as she follows Fluttershy closely behind.
"It's more beautiful and pretty to see if we got there early to witness a wonderful display of colorful and amazing sight of~"
"Yeah, I get it... What's so important about this migration of the butterflies, huh?"
"Oh, it's a once phenomenal event that only happens each five years... an entire colony of butterflies gather up in one place to breed so their families can grow..." Fluttershy explains, but Dash was less than thrilled about this.
"You owe me BIG time for this Fluttershy..." Dash grumpily said, as they arrived on the said spot.
"Here we are..." Fluttershy stops and sits from a particular spot, while Dash sat right next to her. Fluttershy and Dash soon spots an entire fleet of butterflies fluttering towards them. Just as when Fluttershy was about to get some pictures... something emerges out of the tall grass.
"AAaaaahhhhh!! Help! Help!! THEY GONNA EAT MAH BRAINZZZ!!" Billy zooms above shooing the butterflies to another direction, as Billy trips and fell nose first on the gravel and skidding forward, literally ripping his face apart.
"What the hay was that?!" Rainbow Dash looks over, seeing a new and unfamiliar creature before.
"It looks like a chimp..." Fluttershy said, then looks over to the butterflies, disappointed that they flew away without her even taking a single picture of them.
Dash leans over to Billy to take a closer look, but Billy sprung up showing his ripped up face.
Dash and Fluttershy screamed in fright then streaks upwards, Fluttershy was even a lot faster than Dash from that moment... surprisingly.
Billy shakes off his face, returning it to normal which is kind of weird from this point of the story...
"What the heck were those?" Billy asked himself, "Must be winged beast with claws and a duck faced butt!!" Billy then giggles and looks around for his friend, Grim.
Meanwhile, Grim, who ran on the opposite direction end up on a clearing outside the dense forest. Robe tattered, bones chipped and exhausted... but was able to lose sight of the monster.
"Darn it Billy! You should have told me that there was a-" Grim looked over to the person he was talking to, but all he found was an empty space. "Great... Now I need to find me scythe and that blasted boy!" Grim rants as he glides forward.
As he was about to go another step, the ground crumbles beneath him he lets out a scream as he falls below. But Grim manages to grab a root sticking out of the earth and hang on for dear self. "Whoo~ that was close..." He said to himself and tries to pick himself up. Just then he heard a growl from beneath, he looks down only to see a pack of dog-like creatures with glowing red eyes.
Grim's hollow eyes went narrow, knowing that these dogs have a taste... for bones...
"Uh... n-nice doggies..." Grim manages to say, in a desperate attempt to befriend the dogs... but to no luck. The dogs got hold of his robe and drags him down the dark pit.
"Sweet Sisters of the Underworld! WHY ME!!!" He screams as the pack of dogs pounced and rips his robe off. The sound of a struggle and screams can be heard from above, as he was being bit and clawed by them, finally, Grim got a small chance of escape and kicked his way out of the dog's grasped and leaps out of the hole running for dear after life.
Grim stops on a rock and climbs on it, thinking that they could not reach him there. "Ha ha! You can't get me now you mutt!" In a split second, the dogs popped out of the ground one by one, forming a total of twenty-four dogs.
"This won't end well..."
Billy wandered around the field calling out for Grim, looking under every stone and tree for that matter. He even looked under water, on a cave, and a mouth of a giant sleeping bear!
"Helllloooooo~~" Billy called out inside the bear's mouth, echoing throughout the cave like mouth of the bear to Billy's amusement.
He then goes to the rear end of the bear and looks under its tail... and sniffs it.
"Hoooo mama! That's one heckova stench! MMmmmm Hmmm!" Billy said in a rough voice.
He then casually walks out whistling a tune. Without any reason, he suddenly reached a mountain, on the far side of the jungle from where he was standing about a second ago.
"GRIIIIM!!!" He yells out loud, as his echo traveled along the air wave. As he was looking over the view, he spots a town below the mountain. As he examines the surroundings, he was actually standing on top of a castle.
"OOoohhhh!" he squealed in glee. "I wanna be a fairy PRINCESS!" Billy demanded and jumps off the 100 story edge of the castle. He spreads his arms and feels like flying, he even tries to flap it as hard as he can.
One minute he seems to be flying, but in reality he crashed landed on the pavement of the road, which is odd because he jumped on the edge of the castle towards the deep cliff, but he ended up on the front of the gate instead.
"D'oohhhh.... I knew I should have taken flying lessons..." He said then laughed his goofy laughter.
With one push up and a roll, he quickly recovers from his fall and runs away. Leaving the two Equestrian guards on patrol baffled on what they saw just now...
"What the hay was that thing earlier?" Said one guard...
"I don't know dude... just stay focused on your duty..." Said the other guard.
Billy ran across the road and jumps every single cart until he stops and spots the town he was looking at earlier. He stood there on his spot and looks at it, then in a heartbeat he was gone.
At the same, in Ponyville... all the ponies are all busy as usual, selling fruits, flowers, working... and what not... That is...
"Holy crud! Look at all those ponays!" A voice breaks the ponies on their daily routine, as they all gawk at a strange looking monkey with a giant pink nose on its face.
The ponies stood in silence as they look at Billy, so did the boy...
Without warning, his cheeks puffed and turned red... and then...
"PONAAYS!!!!!" He shouted and pointing at the terrified ponies as they started to run for their lives.Thinking it was a monster.
"Ponaays!!!!.... Ponies! Ponies! Ponies! Ponies! Ponies! PONAAAYYS!!!" He kept saying over and over as he runs around, defying any laws of physics... then he stops on a stand for a drink, and talks to a young filly. "So then I was like... PONIES~ eh?" Then runs off continuing his brand of chaos. Eating the fruits, destroying the stands, and riding a random pony that almost got him kicked off of its back.
Billy flips off of the stallion and jumps to a fountain, swimming and splashing around, the ponies got their chance and hid inside their little houses for safety.
Billy noticed that the noise had died down and peeks out of the fountain. "Hey~ Where are the ponies go?" he said in an odd Detroit accent.
Billy then spots a pink pony trotting around a gingerbread house. Billy licked his lips as his stomach grumbles in hunger. "Welp! That's the signal of a little nutrition facts!" Billy remarked and charged towards the house of what it seems to be made of bread.
Pinkie Pie, unknown to her was about to meet up a very strange character in her plot...
As she was about to cook up a batch of cookies, she turns and picks up a tray... but Billy was standing there looking at what she was doing.
At first she didn't notice it... but then her eyes widened and looked back. But Billy was nowhere to be found...
He looked back at her oven and~
"HEY WHAT-CHA COOKIN'!?" Billy shouted right in front of Pinkie's face. But she didn't even flinch...
"Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! Who are you?"
"I'm Billy!"
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In a random chain of events, Grim surprisingly bested the dogs and they became his personal servants!
"To think it took me to beat these mutts, are a stick and honey!" Grim gloated as he sucks a stick full of honey. "Ahhh" He sighed and sits back on his fur recliner. Just then something trots past him.
"What's this?" Grim rubs his bony eyes to focus on what he was seeing, he can't believe his eyes... It's a white marshmallow unicorn.
"He climbs down his chair and goes closer to the majestic looking thing... The white unicorn stood there looking curiously at Grim...
As he was about to pet her mane... the unicorn bucks his skull, literally turning it one hundred and eighty degrees...
"Hands off beast! I have a dragon and I'm not afraid to use it!" it said, holding a purple and green dragon on her hooves.
"Wait! I only came here to be with her! I mean, to help her!" The dragon said.
"Wait, you can talk?" Grim asked, as he returns his head to its proper position.
"Indeed I am, and so can he..." She points to the little dragon in front of her.
"A unicorn that can talk... I thought it was just a normal one after all..." Grim said in dismay.
"Excuse me?! My name is Rarity for your information!" she said in a classy, sophisticated type of accent.
"And I'm Spike!" The little dragon added.
Grim just stood there in awe. Never in his lifetime he witnessed such a peaceful sight before, a not so homicidal dragon, and a unicorn who's not bent to kick his bony behind every time... He still remembers that time with an ugly unicorn that made his day really awkward. As Grim reminiscing on his past, Rarity and Spike stood there wondering what this creature is thinking of.
"I think we should go, Rarity." Spike suggested.
"Indeed, we have much jewels to find!" Rarity trots off first, then Spike followed.
Grim eventually comes back to reality and sees them leaving. "Hey, wait!" Grim shouts as he catches up.
Rarity looks back at him and asked. "Yes? What can we possibly do for you?"
"I was wondering, have you seen a kid? About yay high... big nosed-freak... goes by the name of Billy." Grim scowls as he can't give a direct description of him.
"Billy... Billy..." Rarity thinks long and hard, until... "I think..."
"Yes? Yes?!" Grim waited for the answer in suspense.
Rarity went on a bit of silence, then... "I absolutely have no idea..."
Grim's face fell apart, attempting a huge jaw drop. In a flash, he pulls himself together and looks at the two, greatly saddened.
"Are you alright?" Spike asked.
"Yes, you seem you have a huge problem." Rarity said in concern.
"You bet there is!" Grim started. "First we were thrown to this world... then my scythe disappeared, now Billy is gone!"
"If I may... Who is this... Billy you speak of?" Rarity asked further...
"And you're not from Equestria?" Spike added.
Grim knew, this was going to be a long time to explain...
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Meanwhile, at Sugar Cube Corner... Laughter and chuckles can be heard from inside the house, as a party is currently being thrown.
"YEAH! UH HUH! Uh uh uh BOOM yeah!" Billy jittered and jiggled to the music, moving his arms like of a spaghetti...
"Wow, Billy!" Rainbow Dash started. "At first we thought you were some kind of monster, but now you're not so bad after all!"
"Yeah, y'all one heck of a monkey!" Applejack added.
"Awww, thanks you guys..." Billy said, tearing up a bit. "No one's ever told that to me before."
"Being a monkey?" Pinkie asked.
"That... and the fact that I'm not a bad bo-ho-hoy!" Billy said giggling. "But you know what, I never thought that you horribly foul smell, idiotic looking, girly piece of crud... Would be so nice to meeee"
The group went quiet... not knowing whether that was a compliment... or an insult...
"Well, you seem quite of a genius... I can't believe you can make such a dish!" Twilight said, breaking the silence as she eats a bun with something red on its center.
"Yes, what is this called again?" Fluttershy asked, as she bites to one.
"Oh, thats called sausages!" Billy answers as he puts on a chef hat and starts to fly another batch...
"Really? What's it made of?" Rainbow Dash asked as she too eats some.
"Yeah, ah wanna know wha' this tasty thing is made, maybe ah could cook em..." Applejack added as she takes a bite.
"It's made out of chicken-onions-meat-stress-sweat-pepper-bugs-worms-ash and some tears..."
The group stopped eating when they heard the ingredients... and puked it all over his face...
Billy opens his eyes, and starts to lick it off its big silly face and pops his mouth open with a burp.
"Mmmmm they're pretty and delicious!" Billy commented.
"M-my chickens?" Fluttershy asked, knowing the reason why her chickens earlier was missing...
"B-bugs?!" Rainbow Dash said, looking a bit green...
All of them glared at Billy with a... disturbing aura of bloodlust...
"Uhh..." Billy knew this is where the part he should... "RUN AWAAAAAY!!!!"
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"So thats why how we got here..." Grim said, finally finishing his story off...
"So you're looking for a scythe and a boy..." Rarity asked again... "So, what's this scythe of yours look like?"
"It's about this big... sharp blade and~"
"Is this it?" Spike called out, raising a scythe on his little claws...
"ME SCYTHE!" Grim shouts, nearly jumping off his robe. "Where'd ya found it, mon?"
"It's just laying there by the ground!" Spike said, which made Grim look like an idiot, not noticing that sooner... "Great! Now all I have to find is Billy and~"
Just then Billy jumps by and lands in front of Grim, squeezing his bit against his face... and farted.
"GRIM! Get us outta here man!" Billy pleaded as he climbs on top of Grim's head.
"Billy?! What's going on?" Grim asked the frightened boy.
"A STAMPEDE OF PONIES! NOW GET US OUTTA HERE OR DIE IN MY STRANGELING HAND!!" Billy ordered.
Grim was in a state of panic and just rips a portal to another dimension and jumped off...
"Hey! Get back here you varmintz!" Applejack yelled.
"Yeah! You haven't paid your bill Billy!" Pinkie yelled... "Hey! I made a rhyme! Bill-Billy Bill-Billy Bill-Billy Bill-Billy... and to think I kind of liked that monkey..."
"Who were those creatures?" Rarity asked the others...
"Somepony who's very annoying than Pinkie Pie." Rainbow Dash said.
"Hey!" Pinkie scowled...
"Who ever they are... they're gone..." Fluttershy said silently... as they stayed there were Grim and Billy once stood.
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Grim woke up with the sun on his face... trying to focus where they ended up now...
"Oww... where are we Grim?" Billy stuttered...
"I don't know... but I think~"
"POKEBALL GO!!!"
Something hard hits him on the head. "Ow HEY!" Billy looks over only to see a kid with a yellow mouse beside him.
"Pikachu! Thunderbolt!"
Billy and Grim only watched in horror and pain as they both were struck down by lightning...
