A Child in Hooves

by Cringe Queen

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human, Original Character, Second Person, Comedy, Princess Celestia
Length: 5433

Human. A human child with a pony mother. What's even stranger, it's the princess.

This is a collaboration with Fallout!
I DO NOT OWN THE PICTURE
Four humans gone to Equestria in hope to share with humanity. But one more came. An orphan child. He tries to fit in, but it's impossible. After left at Equestria, Celestia, the princess of most ponies, finds the child. She decide to raise him on her own. Soon asking the other humans for there help with a few things. Will our h-
Wait, this isn't the story of the four humans?
It's about the child?
Well then!
Will this child survive? Or will he...er.....live a none happy life? Let's see!

Published 2016-01-29 06:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-03-12 00:42:36 UTC

Chapter One

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four," the scientist counts down. Random clutches her fist, getting ready to jump in."Three," Joseph, well, he's just wondering what to say to his favorite pony, Pinkie. "Two, one," they all jump in. The only thing they see is white for a moment, then they appear in a small empty room with four royal guards and Celestia. The Princess slowly approaches the new residents to Equestria with a smile.

"Ah you made it here safely I was worried for a moment," Says Celestia.

"Oh! What's this!" Tori said, looking at everything at the....same time.

"Ugh! She's been like this all day!" says Random.

"Sorry Celestia were all a little excited," Joseph says smiling Celestia laughs and waves a hoof.

"It's fine now let me show you around the castle," says Celestia.

And with that, Celestia shows the humans around the castle. Everything was fine, except for Tori's non-stop talking. "And that's the who-"

CHING!

A loud bump was heard on the other side of the kitchen door and crying soon started. Everyone looked at the door and Celestia mumbled something under her breath. Random quickly ran towards the kitchen door, with was almost impossible with the suit they made her wear for the test."AH! IT'S THE CUTEST THING!" yelled Random. Joseph catches up shortly after.

"What's go..." Joseph stopped after he sees the source of the crying and Random's gushing. "Celestia....care to explain this?" Joseph asked looking at Celestia with a raised eyebrow. He pointed to a small child in the room.

"This is what I mean't by 'secret'," Celestia says with a sigh. "Guards, prepare the dinning room and some tea please," the princess sighs one more time.

"How the hell did he get here were suppose to be the first humans here?" Joseph almost shouted.

"It came through the same portal as you," Celestia says. Her horn glows and a little suit appears. It's the same one we are all wearing. "He had this on," all of the test subjects look at the logo. Yep, same one.

"Those little," says a man behind them. His name was John and seemed to have a short lived temper about things.

"Damn it and there's no way to ask them about this I knew we couldn't trust those fucking people." Joseph says angrily.

A mare with a maid's outfit comes in and nodes her head to Celestia and leaves.

***

"So what's the kids name Celestia?" Joseph ask.

Celestia sips some tea. "I have no clue what to name him," she says.

"Really now?" Joseph replies. " look how old he is your gonna need a name for him soon you haven't called him anything?" Celestia glares at Joseph.Joseph puts his hands up in defense and backs away

"Ok I'll just stop talking now." Random giggles.

"Sorry celestia I'm not used to talking with royalty" Joseph says rubbing the back of his head.

The small child walked over to random and Tori, curious  on there hair and pulls it,"OW!

"Hey there little guy you can't go around pulling hair no matter how funny it is."Joseph says chuckling. Randome is not amused.

"What?....I'm easily amused sometimes" Joseph says defensively. The child giggles.

"See he gets me."

"AH!" yelled Tori. Her hair seems to to be floating.

"What the hell?" Joseph says looking around " who's doing that!?" The child seems to have his hands up and looking as Toris pigtails move at the flick of his wrist.

Celestia mumbles before stopping it. "A prankster obviously!," lies.

"Wait....HOLY CRAP  THE KID IS DOING IT!!" Joseph says looking at the small child in disbelief. The child points it head to one side to represent his curiosity, like a dog. "LANGUAGE!" yells Random.

" SORRY!!" Joseph said.

"Anyway," says John.

" Right back to more important things like this kid using magic," Joseph says looking over the kid, " this shouldn't even be possible right I mean I've seen it in videogames and movies but....this is just crazy!"

"Maybe where in a story!" Says Random looking at him.

"Riiight~" Joseph says slowly stepping away from Random.

"Hey little guy can you talk?" Joseph asks looking at the small child.

"How old is he, he looks to be four," I say. The child looks at Joseph and says nothing. He puts his left hand up and and a crossbow appears out of nowhere, followed by a scream of a stallion who just lost the most precious item to him. "Nope," Random says taking it from the child.

"Hey that crossbow looks familiar," Joseph says rubbing his chin.

"WHERE'S MY CROSSBOW!!" A stallion shouted, stomping in the room. He had white fur and a brown messy mane with a yellow highlight to it. Behind his seems to be an un-pleased mare with white fur also and red hair.

"Fallout please! You where going to watch anim- I mean somthing from our dimension~!" whines a mare behind him.

"Raincloud~chan! Your here!" says Random.

" CROSSBOW NOW THAT LATER!!" Fallout shouted.

"Oh.My.God...he's real....that means....aw! Pinkie is with him, damn!" Joseph mumbles.

"But my-" Raincloud stops and looks at the child.

"Oh god Raincloud is real to," Joseph wines.

"No buts!!" Fallout says.

"Child, cute, not able to talk," says Raincloud.

"Wait you didn't show anyone this human child celestia not even other ponies?" Joseph asks. Celestia shakes her head.

Joseph just face-palms, " Oh god, well obviously your gonna have to tell ponies....and are you his mom?"

"Oh wait!" says Random and she takes out a camera," I was told to take lots of videos," she say turning on the camera and pointing it to Fallout.

"Why are you pointing the camera at me for?" Fallout says.

"Recording! Say hi!" says Random.

"Who and what are you guy's celestia who are they?" Fallout says ignoring Raincloud and Random.

***

"Ohhh that makes sense now, I understand why you were acting so weird Celestia, you were just taking care of your new son," fallout says nodding his head.

Random, who was just staring at space exclaims," Jordan!" and then puts her head back down.

"Who?" Joseph says.

"That's an odd name" fallout says scratching his head.

"I don't know, it just came to my head," Random says.

"Well it's a name but it's Celestia's choice not ours," Joseph says rubbing the kids head.

"Wait I just remembered did anypony see a crossbow around here?" Fallout asks, looking at everyone. Random takes out the crossbow gives it to him.

"THERE YOU ARE!" Fallout shouted and grabs it,"Thanks! where did you find it?"

"The kid here used his magic to teleport it here," Joseph says.

"Magic?" says Raincloud.

"Yeah magic apparently humans don't need horns,  we use are hands  this kid here is living proof," Joseph says picking up the kid, "Judging by the color of the magic he totally belongs to Celestia."

"Well," Random takes a sip of the tea the scrunches her face," Who drinks this stuff?!"

"Ponies drink it" Joseph deadpans.

"Well, the magic color goes with eye color, well most of the time," Random says.

"He was almost dead when we found him. I used my magic to save him and by doing that he somehow was able to absorb my magic. And produce his own kind himself," Celestia says.

"Dead?" Raincloud and Random said, stop moving.

"Yeah! didn't you here her?" says Tori.

"Oh, my, God! That's horrible!" Joseph says horrified.

"Yes it was I don't know why or how it happened, but I vowed to protect...Jordan I like that name anyway that's why I did didn't tell those other humans, I had a bad feeling whenever we talked so I convinced them to let me choose who comes, and I feel I can trust you humans here now!"Celestia says.

"Even her?" says Random pointing at Tori.

Celestia giggles, "Yes even her, I can seance the good in all of you."

"Wow never thought I here someone..er, I mean somepony say that about me, I always knew I was good but having princess Celestia say it makes me really happy," Joseph says.

Random is still pointing the camera around. Raincloud slaps the camera out of Random's hands before looking at Celestia again.

"Alright so what do we do with the," Joseph stops mind sentence and notices Jordan isn't in his arms anymore,"Where did the kid go?"

" Shoot," says Random, looking around.

"Don't worry he does this  a lot he's in his room" Celestia says.

"Oh, thank god," Joseph says in relief.

"H-h-hello?" says a voice from inside Tori's pocket , she takes out a walkie-talkie and holds a button on the right.

"Hello?" she says.

"Is that a walkie-talkie?...Who are you talking to?" Joseph says.

"Government of coarse! Who else? I'm surprised it still works over here," Tori says.

"Give me that thing I got a few words to share with them," Joseph says angrily grabbing the walkie-talkie ."Hello who is this?"

"Steve Vertan, call me Mr. Vertan," says the man.

"Ok, well, Mister Veteran I got a bone to pick with you guy's!"

"W-why?" Mr. Veteran says.

"Would you care to fucking explain why there was a almost dead child sent here before us and why we weren't told about it?"  Joseph asks.

"Dead child? We sent a perfectly healthy child there, and that was mouths again!" says the government man.

"Bull. Shit! Celestia said he was almost dead. Celestia doesn't lie you guy's got some nerve sending a damn infant here alone!" Joseph shouted.

"The child must of got hurt while going through!" says the Mr. Veteran quickly.

"Bull, you guy's knew this is why I don't trust large companies that the government hires you people only care about money and results and I think I speak for all of us when I say that were threw you guy's!"   Joseph says.

"J-" the signal  weakens and eventually is just static.

"Hahaha,"Joseph laughs and drops the walkie talkie and quickly stomps on it a few times, "Can you hear me now ass holes?" Random just shakes her head. "What?" Joseph says innocently.

You know the government has military that could come here and kill you, right?" says Random.

"About that," Celestia says embarrassingly. John just shakes his head with a grin splattered on it.

"There's a very long and complicated story but I'll just shorten it ok. They can't come here there's no way to for them at least anyway," Celestia says.

"Hey, wait. kid get your butt over here," says Random, the kid's face pokes out in," His eyes, there grey." she moves her glasses closer to her eyes.

"What is it Random?" Joseph says.

" I don't know, just an odd color," says Random.

"That's kinda cool having grey eyes," Joseph says nodding.

"Eh, I always thought grey eyes sort of represent blindness," says Random.

"Well obviously he isn't blind," Joseph says.

"I know," Random said.

"So back to my other question can he speak yet?" Joseph asks.

"Oh yeah, he probably does," says Random.

"I've been teaching him he can speak a little,"Celestia says hugging Jordan.

"Well, I can't wait to see what he is in the future," says Raincloud.

"Calm down Raincloud your thinking way to far ahead," Joseph says.

"Well, I'm just wondering," says Raincloud.

"I know I just don't want anyone jinxing him is all," Joseph says.

"How can I jinx him having a future?" says the pegasus.

"You might give him a bad future," Joseph replies.

"So Jordan can you tell me how old you are?" Joseph says getting on one knee and looking at him.

"I'm not telling you!" the child says pointing a finger to Joseph's nose and sticking his tongue out. Everyone burst out laughing.

"Look it finally speaks!" Joseph shouted.

"Hehe," says Jordan.

"Oh a wise guy, huh?" Joseph says jokingly.

"I think he's four," says Random.

" Yes he is," Celestia says, "also is there anything wrong with him from another humans point of view?" Celestia asked.Joseph looked him over quickly.

"I'm not the best doctor but he looks good to me what you you guy's think?" Joseph says looking over his shoulder.

"Good! Except for that one scratch he has from the kitchen earlier, but other then that,  he's a basic little white boy," says Random.

"Oh thank goodness our doctors said he was ok, but I still had some worries," Celestia says hugging Jordan

"Aw! That's kinda cute to see" Joseph says.

"He does have his moments where he drives me crazy," Celestia says.

"Kids his age will drive any parent crazy," Joseph chuckles.

"Yep, I have experience from cousins," says Random.

"Nothing can compare to living with six other brothers and sisters like me," Joseph says rubbing his head.

"You win," Random says.

"And I'm the oldest out of  the bunch," Joseph smirks.

"Eh! I get it! You already won!" says Random in the most anime voice she could make. Joseph just rolls his eyes at Random's antics.

Chapter Two

A few weeks later, Random walked out of her room Celestia gave her. The princess gave everyone a room to stay in for a month or two.

She started walking down the hall when she heard," RANDOM!"

She look back to see a blur running at her."AHH!" she yelled as she fell on the ground, Jordan now on her. Joseph quickly ran out of his room.

"Oh sh...I mean let me help you up" Joseph says and quickly helps Random and Jordan up " now can someone please explain what you two were doing on the ground at seven in the morning?"

"He tackled me," says Random," It's fine thought."

"Oh," is all Joseph says.

"I'm going to the kitchen for some quick breakfast, if you need me," says Random.

"I'll join you," Joseph says with a yawning.

"Okay,sounds good," says Random. "Do you want to come Jordan?" The little child nodded.

"Well then let's get going," Joseph says and starts to walk down the hallway, but to just have a door suddenly open and hit him in the face.

John appears in the door way with a doughnut in hand with one bite in it. "Sorry," he says.

"Ouch my god damn face! Watch it!" Joseph says angrily.

"I said sorry," John walks back to his room.

"I don't need this first thing in the morning," Joseph mumbles walking into the kitchen.

Random walks in with Jordan.

"Good thing the chef's aren't here," Joseph remarked.

"They banned me for a week last time I came in here," says Random.

Joseph laughs," I know because you made a big mess with Jordan last time."

"Hey, remember I'm still twelve!" says Random. "I'm technically a child, but pre-teen,too!"

"I know so I should be cooking or the chef's at least," Joseph says rubbing his eyes  in frustration.

"I don't care! I was just putting a dish back!" Don't ask how it became a mess.

"Sure you were," Joseph says sarcastically. Random ignores him.

"Ahem," says Jordan. "If she's twelve, why did you not care she was going? Why did you only worry about me?"

"Because I am very mature for my age," Random says.

"Ten percent of the time," Joseph remarked.

"HEY!" yelled Random.

Joseph just laughs harder,"What? It's true!"

"Fine, whatever. But I guess it's cause I'm older then ten and at least I volunteered."

"I know just take a seat and tell me what you two are hungry for and I'll cook something okay?"

"I'll just get a sandwich, I actually have everything in the fridge we brought. So I'll make it later," says Random, sitting down. "I still can't believe the cord still went trough the portal," says Random laughing.

"Alright then I'll just make eggs," Joseph says opening the fridge.

Random nods. "Wait, what do you want Jordan?"

"I guess eggs and maybe some pancakes?" Jordan asked and Joseph nods," Alright, I can do that."

"So," says Random," Have you done anything with collect data?"

"Yeah but after what they did, I don't like doing it so I'm not giving them much info."

"Hey, now that I realized Jordan is now accustomed to what we eat," says Random, looking at Joseph.

"Yeah I honestly feel better now that I started eating what humans eat" Jordan said.

"Good, good, you need some form of protein to survive. I'm glad you told us about your problem when you did," Joseph says giving Random and Jordan there plates. Random's empty and Jordan's with food on it.

"I'll go make my sandwich,' says Random, getting up leaving and quickly comes back with a sandwich on her plate. "That was weird, the sandwich appea-" She looks at Jordan. "You genius, with you my life is going to be ten time easier," Random says, siting down.

Joseph just rolls his eyes, "Don't get to carried away with it Random."

"I want to," Random say, with her school girl giggle, THAT SHE ABSOLUTELY HATES.

"Oh boy" Joseph mumbles and he started eating.

Later, Random and Joseph where going to leave. Random went back to her room to change into something better.

"Girls..." Joseph thought.

"AHHHH YOU LITTLE BRAT!" her door room opened and Jordan walked out, the door shut behind him. "I SWEAR IF YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN I WILL KILL YOU!"

Jordan looked at Joseph. "What what that?" Jordan asked.

"What was what?" Joseph said nervously.

"She had something on her top," Jordan says.

"Errr I think your a little to young ta know."

"You'll know when your older," says Random threw the door. "Don't say under the bed, DON'T SAY UNDER THE BED!" she thought.

"What were you doing in Random's room Jordan?" Jordan shrugs.

"Your gonna see something you'll regret if you keep popping into people's or ponies rooms like that."

"Yeah, especially if you come in when I'm in a class, cause  I will hurt," says Random, coming out of her room, dressed fully for you who have your head in the gutter.

"Glad you could join us Random. I wanted to talk to you anyway."

"Oh," Random says.

"Yeah I wanted to ask if you know when were supposed to be moved to ponyville."

" A month or two, the portal will be moved three after we leave," says Random.

"Yeah about leaving" Joseph says rubbing the back of his head " I'm not leaving for obvious reasons. I mean the dimension."

"That's going to be in ten years dude, also it's your life, so," Random says, leaning on the wall.

"The government probably wants me dead after what I did Random I gotta stay."

"Haha, yeah," Random looks at Jordan, then back at the ceiling," Also don't enter my room from eight to five here, okay? I am taking online classes for my education."

"Why and how?"

"Because I need to learn still, also I don't know, they just did it for me," says Random.

"Mmmm, ok, I keep forgetting your still In school."

"Ah, there you are Jordan I was looking everywhere for you I got some news!" Celestia says walking to from down the hall. We all look up.

"Oh hey Celestia! What's up?" Joseph says waving.

"Good morning Joseph, Random how are you two?"

"Eh could be better if Twilight would stop sending me letters asking me questions about earth every damn morning," Joseph replies while yawning.

"Haha," Random laughs.

"Yeah real funny haha," Joseph says sarcastically.

"She's still doing that?" Celestia says surprised.

"So," Random says awkwardly.

"Oh right"-Ahem-" Jordan I've got great news for you dear!" Celestia says with excitement. Everyone looks at her, waiting.

"Your starting magic school today!"

Random bends down and whispers into Jordan's ear.

"Joseph, way isn't he excited?" Celestia says turning to Joseph.

"It's school Celestia every kid hates school " Joseph says flatly.

Random whispers in Jordan's ear again.

"Random what are you whispering to my son?"

"Nothing..."

"AH! DON'T LET ME MAMMA! SHE SAID IT'S HORRIBLE AND TO NOT DO IT!" yells Jordan.

"HEY NO ONE LIKES A SNITCH!"

Both Celestia and Joseph glare at Random, "Really, Random, really," Joseph says in disappointment.

"I assure you dear that whatever she has told you isn't real okay," Celestia says pulling Jordan into a hug. Random takes a picture for the scrap book she's going to make when she's an old Granny.

"Sorry, had too, I missed the 5th graders coming to my school as a field trip, okay?"

"Jordan I promise that there's nothing scary about school, okay? Random is just acting crazy," Joseph says and Celestia agrees.

"Yes there's nothing wrong."

Random makes a silly face.

"Your mean Random," Joseph states.

"I'm sorry!"

"Don't say it to me tell Celestia" Joseph says pointing to Celestia.

"Your not my dad," thinks Random. "Sorry, Celestia," Random smiles. "Okay, can we go back to the story?"

"Damn it Random only pinkie can break the 4th wall!"

"Okay, are you sure it's alright to put him in a public school? I thought you wanted him to be a secret," says Random.

"Well somepony told pinkie and word got out, " Celestia glaring at Joseph.

"Wow," says Random.

"What?!" Joseph says defensively, " I thought pinkie already knew how was I supposed to know she didn't?"

"No, just, no,"says Random.

"I said sorry, okay, what more do ya want?" Random shakes her head.

"Hey how about we stop focusing on me and back to Jordan, " Joseph says changing the subject.

"Oh right school...Jordan, let's get you ready dear" Celestia says.

"Oh, it's today? I would give my kid like, the week after I told them." says Random.

" I wanted it to be a surprise but enough talking for now. Jordan we need to get you ready so come along," Celestia says lightly pushing Jordan.

"I'll be in my room setting up Skype for my classes," Random says, leaving.

"Well I guess I'll just.....damn I got nothing to do," Joseph mumbles while Celestia and Jordan walk down the hallway.

"Sense your not busy why not join me in taking Jordan to school? Just meet us at the front of the castle in....five minutes," Celestia calls back.

"Eh ok sounds cool."

Five minutes later.

Celestia ,Jordan and Joseph get into a carriage, Celestia gives the word and they started to move down the road and towards the school.

"So remember to be yourself ,okay Jordan," Celestia says as she fussed with Jordan's hair.

The carriage stops and a girls scream can be heard. There was a large band on the door and it opens up to a small girl, who just hit the door obviously, looking at the carriage, surprised.The unicorn had white fur and a wild pink mane. Her and Jordan stared at each other for a good minute before the girl straightened her hair. The girl quickly realizes class is about to start and runs off. Random runs there and stops at the carriage.

"Wow..."-pant-"... you already got a..."-pant-" love interest? At four? Gosh kid!"

"Did you run all the way here?!" Celestia and Joseph say in unison.

"Yes..." says Random.

" I thought you were in the middle of your online classes Random?" Celestia asked.

"Nah, just setting up Skype, making sure it works. But, really, Jordan? A love interest now?"Random says, Jordan shrugs.

"Ha, now things have gotten interesting! I thought it would take longer for a pony to get a crush on Jordan," Joseph says.

"I have no clue what's happening," says Jordan.

"You'll understand when your older little dude," Joseph says laughing lightly.

"Well let's get you to class Jordan," Celestia says stepping out of the carriage with Jordan and 20 Guards quickly take up positions around them.

"Okay, got to go back to the castle," random sighs, turns around and starts walking.

"Why don't you just wait in the carriage with Joseph until I get back ?" Celestia asked.

"I rather walk, it's going to be the most exercise I've done all my life," says Random.

Certainly ,Jordan and Random hear Joseph start to laugh from inside the carriage.

Chapter Three

Celestia walks out of the carriage and looks at Joseph and Jordan. "I need to go in to do some things, can you take Jordan in? The guards have his classroom information,"

Joseph just sighs getting out of the carriage, " Yeah fine I will....but how about you give me the info and I'll take him by myself without the guards."

"I meant they'll give it to you."

Celestia rolled her eyes,"I'll go now, bye boys!" With that, she want into the school.

"Sun butt," Joseph mumbles.

Jordan leaves the carriage. "I can take myself in," he says as he walks to the guards and asks ask for the paper.

"Hey now your mom said to take you in so I'm gonna." Joseph says following Jordan.

Jordan shakes his head while getting the paper from the guards," I'm fine, thank you."

" Well .....Alright but if anybody asks you say i took you, okay." Jordan nods and walks inside. When he went in, he saw faces of amazement and confusion. He walks down the hall and to his classroom. Jordan opens the door, all eyes look at him.

"Ah! You must be the new student welcome! Please don't be shy come over here and introduce yourself the the class!" The teacher says. Jordan blushes, even if he wasn't shy around the others, he was shy around a group of ponies.

"What are you?" says a chubby pony says.

"Now now class let him introduce himself first then you can ask a few questions. Come on it's alright don't be shy."

Jordan blushes more. "GAHH!" the same little girl comes running in and taking her seat, now with a bandage on one of her front hooves.

"Ah miss Lilly glad you could join us...oh my what happened to you Lilly?" Lilly moans. "Oh, right."

"Okay, so please introduce yourself please," the teacher says looking at Jordan.

Jordan looks up and says," I'm Jordan."

"Okay, so does anypony have a question for Jordan?"

"WHAT ARE YOU!" yelled the chubby colt again.

"I'm a human."

"Oh Uner, why are you always so harsh? He is cute after all," a voice can be heard and Lilly grumbles.

"Okay, class any other questions for Jordan?" The class is silent.

"Alright then let's start class. Jordan you can sit next to Lilly."

"Aw, why can't he sit next to me?!" the voice says.

"Because there's no empty desk next to you, that's why, Dusty."

"Fine....." a girl looked back at Lilly, the voice, and said,"You got lucky Lilly."

"Alright you two, cut it out! Class is beginning. Jordan please head to your seat." Jordan takes his seat.

"Oh! I completely forgot to introduce myself, I am your teacher Mr. Fresh Page." Lilly looks at Jordan and smiles. Then class started.

Lunch time....

"Levitating stuff is hard," Jordan thinks to himself as he walks into the cafeteria with Lilly right beside him.

"Hey! OVER HERE!"

"Oh it looks like Dusty want us to sit with her," Lilly says looking at Dusty who's sit at the other end of the cafeteria."Let's not," she continues.

"Oh come on Lilly ,I kinda feel bad sense she couldn't sit next to me in class."

"She's a jerk...."

"Well I don't see her like that so I'm gonna sit with her and maybe make a new friend" Jordan said grabbing some food and making his way to dusty. Lilly her shakes head.

"Thanks for sitting with me," Dusty says as Jordan sits down across from her.

"Any time," Jordan said with a smile.

"Is it okay if we do this every time?" Dusty asked.

"Of course but only if we can be friends," Jordan says.

"Deal!"

"Lilly are you gonna join us?" Jordan says waving to Lilly. Lilly walks away.

"That's it walk away," Dusty says quietly.

"What's was that Dusty?" Jordan asked.

"Hmm? Oh nothing, Jordan don't worry," Dusty says quickly.

After school.........

The bell rang and Jordan left the school. The carriage was already there with his mom and Random in there.

"So how was your first day of school dear?" Celestia  asks.

"Confusing."

"Really how so?"

"Rather talk about it at home."

"Hmm, okay, get in and well go hun."

"Any homework yet? If so that's messed up." said Random.

"No, no homework....yet."

"Good, did you have anything to do with that Celestia..."

"Of course not! Just because I own the school doesn't mean I'm gonna do something like that." Celestia says defensively.

"What ever you say."

A short ride later they arrived at the castle and Celestia, Jordan and Random make their way up the pathway past the front gates

"Come on don't be chicken just put the necklace on and let's go!" Rainbow dash says looking at Joseph who's looking a the necklace very carefully and rubbing his chin.

"I don't know Rainbow what if something happens?"

"I got it from Zecora, she's like never wrong dude."

"Whats happening?" asks Random.

"Something possibly stupid and deadly to me, that's what's happening," Joseph says bluntly.

Random looks at Rainbow," What is it?"

"I got Joseph a necklace from Zecora that allow him to walk on clouds, so I can show him around Cloudsdale," Rainbow dash says," And there's a small chance he might just suddenly fall through the clouds, but I'll catch him before it happens!"

"Rainbow, your logic makes no sense."

Jordan walks up to rainbow," Can I do it?"

Random eyes widen," I don't think you should ..."

"Yeah no sorry, Jordan, but if anything bad happened to you, Celestia would kill me."

"Oh so I'm the damn test subject thanks Dash," Joseph says flatly.

"No...well kinda but you said you wanted to see Cloudsdale so come on."

"Okay, Dash, just stop, please, if Joseph doesn't want to, then just stop," says Random.

"Oh no I'll go." Joseph says putting the necklace on.

"AWESOME! Okay, hold on I'll get a cloud for you to sit on," Rainbow dash says and took off.

"What did I just get myself into!" Joseph says running a hand through his hair.

"Okay, so, how was school confusing Jordan?" Random looked at Jordan.

"Huh you had school troubles Jordan?"

"Well, he said he did."

"What's wrong Jordan did something happen?"

"Girls," Jordan says.

"Ah, the hardest subject at school," Random says.

"Oh oh girl troubles already! Damn kid you got game," Joseph says laughing and patting Jordan on the back.

"I saw some cute girls there! Maybe Jordan is the player kind of guy, I thought he was going to be a kind or sensitive one," says Random.

"Maybe being kind and sensitive is getting him the girls?"

" Oh this is wonderful news Jordan! What are there names we should invite them to the castle for dinner!" Celestia says happily.

"Wait! They are just friends!"

"Maybe hes six... hes starting to sound six to me..... gosh, kids are confusing," says Random.

Rainbow comes back with a cloud.

"WAIT!" yells Random. She quickly messes up her hair a little, grabs the necklace, and goes onto the cloud. "These are really soft!" She stands in a surfing position. "I am official the geekiest DBZ fan."

".......Oh god I hate that show."

"The what fan?" Celestia,Rainbow Dash and Jordan say in unison.

"Geekiest," Random pushes up her glasses and goes to normal standing position. "A nerd, but with personality, I guess."

"That show is just full of over muscled dudes screaming."

"Not really, It's kind of funny, and it's not about the muscle, or girls would be cro-"

" What are you guys talking about," Rainbow asks.

"Nothing because were gonna drop it so Random I'm gonna need the necklace back please."

Random gives back the necklace and falls through clouds. "That, was a bad idea..."

Joseph, Rainbow, and Jordan laugh

" Jordan, Rainbow, and Joseph that isn't nice she could be hurt. Are you okay Random?" Celestia says helping Random up.

"I'm fine, thanks," Random glares at Joseph and Jordan.

"That was funny don't get mad at us it was your fault you fell," Joseph says putting the necklace back on and hops on the cloud, "Oh hey your right this is soft."

"Whatever."

Well Joseph please be careful where you step while in cloudsdale," Celestia says with concern.

"I'll be fine I got the fastest flyer in Equestria with me," Joseph says pointing to Rainbow dash.

"Yeah, we'll be fine princess," Rainbow dash says.

"Okay, I'll go do whatever, so Jordan and Celestia can just talk or something," says Random. After that Joseph and Rainbow dash left