This is what MADDNESS smells like
Anon burst into his mother's bed chamber. Celestia scrambled to hide her "not PG" book from another "not TV-Y" dimension. Probably some fan-imation
"Mom!" Anon cried, rushing to her.
"What is it, darling?" Celestia asked her son.
"The foals at school were talking... and they said I was adopted!" Anon wailed. "But... is it true? Am I adopted?" Anon asked. Celestia nibbled her bottom lip.
"Well..."
Then Anon transformed into darth vader for all of five seconds so he could scream:
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Luna burst in through the door.
"Sister, I can explain everything! You see there was an accident with the "bananas"..." Luna trailed off, "wait, what is this about?" She asked.
"I'm adopted!" Anon continued to wail. Luna's expression turned to one of disappointment.
"Oh." She turned to exit the room. "I'm gonna go wait 'till I'm relevant to the plot." She mumbled, walking off.
"Wait, what was this about bananas?" Celestia asked, following her sister out. Anon, mean while, crashed on the floor.