The Origin of Joseph and Matthew (Or Celestia's little angels)

by Joeylovesmomlestia

Rating: everyone
Tags: Crossover, Alternate Universe, Human, Adventure
Length: 1605

Celestia raises humans. Everything goes great until she makes them feel left out in events. Momlestia story! :D

Joseph and Matthew are these two little humans that get teleported to Equestria at a young age! When Celestia finds them, she raises them on her own! Takes place before the series started and during the series as well.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-01-26 04:30:02 UTC

In the Beginning

May 18th 2001 was the day Joseph Santiago was born. The doctors warned his parents that when he gets to a later stage in life, he could get a little mischievous. Joseph’s parents didn’t care what the doctor said. They vowed that they will love their kid no matter what. The next day, Matthew and his parents came over for a play date.

Matthew was the most gifted newborn this world has ever seen. He’s able to walk, and do anything a ten year old could do...Except talk. Matthew was born in February if I might add. When Joseph and Matthew first saw each other in the face, Joseph flicked Matthew with his little fingers and after that happened; it was best friends at first sight.

The next day, Joseph and Matthew’s parents discussed how both of their kids could be smarter if they took them to a science convention, after half an hour worth of talking, the four parents agreed that they should take them to a science convention to make their kids’ intelligence a little bit bigger.

The next day, Joseph’s parents, And Matthew’s parents brought them to the state’s science convention. Later at the convention, a scientist showed his invention which was a teleporter that could lead to a different dimension! Just as he turned the machine on, a random guy came in and panicked because a meteor was coming to destroy the earth in 5 minutes.

Everyone started to panic but, Joseph and Matthew’s parents decided the best thing to keep their kids alive was to put them in a basket, kissed their kids on the forehead and threw them into the portal right before the meteor strike and destroyed the earth. When the meteor struck, it was all over for the human race that was on earth.

Somewhere in a different dimension, It was a beautiful day in Equestria. The birds were singing happily, the air was fresh, Everypony was happy, and Celestia’s sun was shining beautifully.

Speaking of Celestia, She was going to set the sun in a minute. As she was setting the sun, something was falling from the sky, and when the White alicorn saw this, she used her magic, wrapped the object in a golden aura, and put the object down gently. After noticing it was a basket, she looked inside to see what was in it. Her heart melted when she saw two newborns in the basket.

Celestia has heard about the human race before but, she has never seen a human in person. She felt bad that the two have no parents or guardian. That’s when she had an idea. She stood up on her forelegs, scooped the two up with her forearms, brought them to her chest and said “Don’t worry little ones; I shall take care of you in your time of need.” She went back to the Canterlot with the two toddlers in her fore arms.

When Celestia got to her castle, she looked for her niece to tell her the good news. When she got to her niece’s room, she noticed a slip of paper on her bed that said-

“Dear Aunt Celestia,

Went to babysit Shining armor and his adorable little sister Twilight sparkle! Might come home late due to their parents arriving at a later time.

With regrets and love,

Mi amore Cadenza.”

Celestia shrugged it, and then went into her room since it was getting a little late. She got into bed with the two babies and brought them to her chest with her forearms wrapped around the two. She decided to sing the two a lullaby that she sang to her little sister when she was a filly.

"May all your dreams be sweet tonight

Safe upon your bed of moonlight

And know not of sadness, pain, or care

And when I dream I’ll fly away and meet you there

Sleep……Sleep……Sleeeeeeeeep."

The two toddlers started snoring lightly. They felt protected, and comfortable from Celestia’s smooth singing, her soft, cuddly, warm fur, her soothing heartbeats, and the sweet aroma of her mane.  They were living it.

“Sweet dreams little ones. Tomorrow will be a brand new life for both of you.” whispered Celestia in Joseph and Matthew’s ear right before she started sleeping. It was the most cutest and peaceful night in the Canterlot.

“Sorry I’m late, Aunt Celestia, but-“Said the Pink alicorn as she was entering her aunt’s room before noticing her aunt was sleeping with two little infants. The pink alicorn thought that was adorable.

“Tomorrow’s going to be interesting…” Said the Pink alicorn before leaving her aunt’s room to let her and the two babies sleep.

Meeting a hot pink alicorn of love, and a spoiled white, unicorn

The next day, ten minutes before Celestia was supposed to raise the sun, Matthew woke up and smelled something good coming from the dining room. So he crawled out of bed to find out what it was. Joseph noticed this but however he still snuggled with Celestia to keep warm. While Matthew was crawling down the halls, he encountered a hot pink teenage alicorn with magenta, and white cream hair, and who had a crystal heart Cutiemark. Her name was Cadence.

“Well hello there little fella! Woke up early like I did huh?” said Cadence as she wrapped up Matthew into a bear hug. Matthew started to get a little sleepy from the soft fur, but snapped out of it when he saw that Celestia was coming out of her room with Joseph on her back after raising the sun.

“Well, I see you met one of my sons.” said Celestia while walking towards Cadence with a grin on her face. “If these are your sons… Then that means…” said Cadence before making a gasp. “I’m going to be a cousin!!” said Cadence excitedly and happily while hugging Matthew too tight. “Whoops. Sorry.” said Cadence as she gently placed Matthew back on the ground and blushed a little bit.

Joseph started to smell the same scent Matthew smelled in Celestia’s bedroom, and it smelled delicious. Joseph crawled, and crawled, and crawled to find out where that delicious scent was coming from. As he was crawling he bumped into a white coated unicorn who is a colt with golden hair.

“Sweet Auntie Celestia!! What in auntie’s name is that!? Guards! Guards! Unidentified species in here!” screamed the panicking colt.

“Blueblood! Stop! What are you doing?!” yelled out Princess Celestia. “I found these two odd looking species on my way to the bathroom. Shall the guards dispose of them?” asked Blueblood. “No! They’re humans and they’re my two new sons!” answered Celestia. “You mean I’m going to be a step cousin to those infernal looking species?!” asked Blueblood in a frightening tone. “Yes you are. Why don’t you try introducing yourself again while I tell the guards what you said was a false alarm?” asked Celestia. “Fine.” Said Blueblood with a sigh.

As Princess Celestia went to tell the guards it was a false alarm, Blueblood looked at the two humans with a disgusted face. Joseph giggled at the face thinking it was funny. “Well…Maybe these so called humans aren’t as bad as the books said they were.” said Blueblood as he was patting Matthew’s forehead in a nervous way. Joseph and Matthew started to smell that delicious scent AGAIN so the two toddlers crawled and crawled until they entered the dining room…

Matthew decided to stay put and wait for someone to seat him. Joseph got a little impatient and climbed to the table only to find out that the delicious scent that they smelled was oatmeal. Joseph dunked his head into the oatmeal face first and enjoyed his oatmeal lovingly. Joseph didn’t know what this stuff was since he was only 4 or 5 days old so, eating new things were like an adventure to him.

“Mmm! This stuff is good! I wonder what the name is! Hmm… Well… It looks goopy, it’s brown, and it’s delicious! I know! I’ll call this stuff Yum Yum goop!” thought Joseph in his head since he couldn’t talk. After Joseph ate all the oatmeal, Cadence, Celestia, and Matthew came in and noticed Joseph was a little messy since some oatmeal was covered in him. Celestia couldn’t help but grin, and then she called one of her guards, Shiny Spear.

“Yes Princess? Asked Shiny Spear. “May you clean up this child up for me, Please?” asked Celestia. “Sure thing, Princess” said Shiny Spear as he put the oatmeal covered infant on his back and teleported to the bathroom to wash him up. “So, what are their names, Aunt Celestia?” asked Cadence. “Now that you mention it I haven’t really put it into thought.” answered Celestia.

When Matthew noticed what was going on, he got out a sheet of paper, and a pencil, and started writing on it. Thanks to his excellent intelligence for an infant, he wrote what his and Joseph’s names were and showed it to the two alicorns. They were surprised to see that Matthew was smart enough to write his name on a sheet of paper, let alone have perfect handwriting!

“So I take it, His name is Matthew, the other’s is Joseph?” asked Cadence. “So it seems.” answered Celestia. “I must admit, these humans aren’t very creative with naming their kids.” added Cadence. “Some people just like naming their kids normal names, my dear niece.” said Celestia.

The rest of the day went nice and smooth, Tomorrow was going to be a day the two toddlers are going to get used to.