I was sitting on my lounge at home when I heard a thud. Somepony banged on my blue tinted window.

The pony was singing the worst song in Equestria, the Ninja Turtles theme song. It was annoying me so badly that I went over to the window to see who it was. It turned out to be a colt who had asked me to be his waifu one day before.

Hey, if he likes that terrible show, it is a good thing I didn't want to marry him. Especially considering the fact I already have somepony...

I went out and yelled "SHUT UP." He didn't listen. He just kept singing the obnoxious song. At one point, he trotted away, sticking his tongue out at me.

He sent me into a rage. I called my friends and said, "Hey. We have a plan to do."

I told them the supplies I needed and they brought them over. No biggie.

It was noon and I was just walking through the glistening purple road when the stupid stallion ran over, blue and yellow mane flowing in the wind, and I noticed that he was wearing a dumb orange mask and I made the #EpicRainbowwolfrageface.

And then that was it. This guy was going to pay for bothering me with the thing he knew I hate. Hey, that's my sisters' fault.

So I flew to Mount Flare and got some crystal lava. I would do this the awesome way.

I went to the colt's house and went all evil. I poured the shimmering lava into his chimney and heard a scream. Ha. SB would approve. I would call her soon.

Now that the stupid stallion was dealt with, I went back to my house to fly up and watch the detroyed house from a distance. Wait a second, crystals won't burn down. Oh well. I shall use a special magic bomb.

I got the MAGIA (the bomb's name) from Celestia's castle and set it near the colt's house. I flew away and it exploded with blue and purple. What a glorious sight.

When I returned a bit later, all that remained was the pony's table and door. Those are such strange things to not be bombed, but I guess that's the way it is.

I went home and called SB. She was proud of me for eliminating the stupid colt even though SB was only a filly. They had a huge rivalry for five years. I called my friends and they all laughed.

Then I sat back on my lounge for a bit and ate some food, thinking about the colt. I may have UNDER reacted! Oh well. At least he was gone.

The next day, I heard a thud on my window and a stallion with green hair sang children nursery rhymes outside my door. It was time for a little fun...

Author's Note

Don't get on my bad side.