
The Conversion Bureau: Thus Saith The Lord
Celestia's Conversion Bureau project meets a totally unexpected problem.
Equestria is expanding unstoppably. The Conversion Bureaus are working at peak capacity. It looks absolutely certain that Celestia will replace humanity with ponies.
But then one niggling flaw appears in her plan. You see, humanity's religions, while dismissed by Celestia as just more evidence of human barbarism, are correct in at least one respect. Humanity has a loving father, and what Celestia is doing makes Him angry. So angry in fact, He's going to do what He hasn't done since ancient times: smite.
Seems like Exodus is being reenacted, and guess who's playing Pharoah?





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11 Chapters:
- Prologue: Playing in the Big Girls' League 2012-06-09 08:17:05 UTC842
- Chapter I: Face of the Waters 2012-06-09 08:22:39 UTC844
- Chapter II: I Send the Swarm, I Send the Horde! 2012-06-09 08:26:23 UTC1507
- Chapter III: Until You Break, Until You Yield! 2012-06-10 12:51:38 UTC1309
- Chapter IV: I Send the Thunder From the Sky, I Send the Fire Raining Down! 2012-06-09 08:47:05 UTC1173
- Chapter V: I Send the Locusts on the Wind, Such as the World has never Seen! 2012-06-09 08:45:05 UTC1423
- Chapter VI: The Curse of Babel 2012-06-10 10:45:00 UTC730
- Chapter VII: Never Mind How High The Cost May Grow 2012-06-10 12:26:59 UTC759
- Chapter VIII: The Shadow of Wrath 2012-06-10 12:30:02 UTC931
- Chapter IX: The Greatest Cry 2012-06-13 14:24:55 UTC858
- Chapter X: The Final Chastisement 2012-06-13 14:30:36 UTC1511