Harmony, Chaos, Guns, Robots, and Insanity! Oh My!

by Techtonthedark117

Rating: teen
Tags: Adventure, Crossover, Second Person, Alternate Universe, Romance
Length: 1428

The Elements of Insanity has teamed up with Dr. Eggman, Gray Mann, and Discord to take over Earth, Mobius, and Equestria by merging them together and R.E.D. team, Mane 6, Sonic and his friends must stop them.

The Elements of Insanity has teamed up with Dr. Eggman, Gray Mann, and Discord to take over Earth, Mobius, and Equestria by merging them together and R.E.D. team, Mane 6, Sonic and his friends must stop them.
This is a Sonic the Hedgehog, My Little Pony, and Team Fortress 2 Crossover

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-02-02 16:58:19 UTC

Prolog: Gathering Intelligence

Years has past since the alliance between the Elements of Insanity and Grey Mann on Earth. With R.E.D. Team as the resistance for Earth. The main team members are Spy, Scout, Soldier, Pyro, Medic, and Engineer. Currently Spy is looking a blueprint of Grey's base of operations and formulating a plan to sneak in and steal key information to help could help them win the war.

"Sup Spy! Found a way in the base yet?" Asked Scout as he walks in.

"No, Grey had made sure that no one could enter unless they have access to the building so far Scout." Answered Spy as he continues to look at the blueprint.

"Well I'm tried of just waiting for you come up with plan to bust in there and get the intell Spy." Said Scout.

Spy gave Scout a look. "If you have a plan that doesn't involve going in there guns blazing. I'm happy to hear it Scout." Stated Spy.

"Never mind." Said Scout as he sits down.

"That's what I thought." Said Spy as he goes back to what he was doing.

Then Soldier and Pyro walk in the room.

"Yes Soldier?" Asked Spy without looking up from the blueprints.

"Sir our weapons and ammunition have arrived." Said Soldier.

Pyro walk over to Spy and look at the blueprint. He noticed that there's a large pipe leading into the base.

"Hey Spy!" Said Pyro in muffled voice.

"Yes Pyro?" Asked Spy.

"Look at this." Said Pyro as he points to the pipe on the blueprint.

Spy look at it and pats Pyro on the back.

"Great job Pyro! How did I miss that?! Said Spy.

"You miss it because you overlook things sometimes Spy." Said Scout.

"I'll forget that you made that comment." Said Spy as he look where will the pipe would take them.

The pipe lead to a hallway that leads near the security room. After that Spy sees that intelligence isn't that far from the security room.

"Okay. I have a plan!" Stated Spy.

"About time Spy!" Said Scout as he get up from his chair.

"Soldier, bring everyone here." Order Spy.

"Yes Sir!" Said Soldier as he goes to the loud speaker.

He actives it and says on the loud speaker "Medic! Engineer! You are needed at Intelligence!"

Both Medic and Engineer runs in.

"So we finally have a plan to get the intell?" Ask Medic.

"Affirmative." Answered Soldier.

They all circle around the table that has the blueprint on it.

"We'll need a diversion at the main entrance. Pyro, Engineer, and Medic you'll create the diversion while me, Scout, and Soldier head in through the pipe." Said Spy.

"You count on me!" Said Pyro.

"If you need a diversion. That's what I'll give you." Said Engineer.

"Piece of cake!" Said Medic.

"Once we're in, Scout and Soldier, you'll bring down their security as I head for intelligence." Said Spy.

"Yes Sir!" Said Soldier.

"Wait sec, why aren't I getting the intell?" Asked Scout.

"Because last time you screwed up Scout." Answered Spy.

"And got a robot army on our tail." Added Pyro.

"Oh right." Said Scout as he scratches his head.

"Alright if there's no more questions. Go grab your gear and let's head to the base." Said Spy.

"Right!" Said Scout, Soldier, Pyro, Medic, and Engineer.

They head to the equipment room and grab their gear and then headed to the base. Eventually they reached the base.

The base was heavily guarded by robots on the outside.

"Remember the plan team." Said Spy.

Pyro nods his head as they started to carry out the plan.

Pyro pulled out his flamethrower and shouted "TIME FOR YOU ROBOT BITCHES TO BURN!!!" As he start to burn them while Engineer started to put turrets and dispensers down and Medic was healing Pyro and Engineer.

The robots quickly responded by attacking Pyro, Engineer, and Medic. During this time Spy, Scout, and Soldier headed to the pipe that would take them inside. Once they got to the pipe Spy removed a piece of metal to open the pipe and inside there was running water.

"Thank god that we don't have to swim in sewage to get inside!" Stated Scout.

"Agreed." Replied Spy.

They jump in the pipe and started to swim inside the base. Eventually they were inside with the security room in view.

'Wait, why would a large pipe lead to the security room?' Scout thought to himself. 'Something isn't right.' Scout thought to himself. "Spy I think that's something's up." Scout told Spy.

"Your thoughts are noted, but we must get the intelligence. It's crucial that we do to help us win this war." Stated Spy.

'Stubborn Spy. I bet this is going to be a trap in the end.' Scout thought to himself.

"We're heading near our objective Scout." Said Soldier as they reached the security room as Spy headed to the intelligence.

They took a look inside and they saw it was being operated by lower class robots. Soldier took out his rocket launcher and fire at the robots which destroyed them all.

"Mission Accomplished!" Said Soldier.

"I don't know about that Soldier. This has been too easy so far." Said Scout as he disable security.

Spy was nearing his objective. The intelligence was in sight. Spy walked towards the briefcase that had the intelligence inside. 'Scout maybe right about this. This is way too easy.' He thought to himself as he picked up the briefcase and as he turned around the Elements of Insanity who are Brutalight Sparcake, Rainbine, Applepills, Pinkis Cupcakes, Rarifruit, and Fluttershout with Grey Mann at their side had Scout, Soldier, Pyro, Medic, and Engineer on their knees with their hands on their heads and had an army of robots behind them.

"Well Spy, it's great for you that you feel into our trap." Said Brutalight. "But now we'll be taking that back. That is of course you value your own life Spy." Said Brutalight.

"Or we could just kill you and your team right now and the rest of the R.E.D. Resistance Team will fall apart." Added Rainbine.

"Oh that does sound delightful Rainbine." Said Brutalight.

'They finally have outsmarted me.' Spy thought to himself as he put down the briefcase, knees down, and places his hands on his head.

"It's good to finally see some cooperation out of you Spy. Grey if you please." Said Brutalight.

"Yes miss Brutalight." Replied Grey as he took the briefcase.

"What are you planning you abomination?" Questioned Spy.

"Watch it Spy, but since you asked I'll be happy to tell you. You are aware the me and the rest of the Elements of Insanity comes from another universe?" Asked Brutalight.

"Yes." Replied Spy.

"Good. At least I don't have to explain things to you. Well you see, we have been trying to return to our world for quite some time now. So far our attempts have been unsuccessful, but now we have a way to bring Equestria to us." Explained Brutalight.

"Bring Equestria to you? But that would mean your going to merge our world with Equestria!" Stated Spy.

"Precisely what we're going to do." Said Brutalight.

"There's nothing in this universe that's capable of doing that!" Stated Scout.

"That's true, but when did I say it's from your universe. I'm the one who's going to merge the worlds." Stated Brutalight.

"You don't have the power to do that!" Stated Spy. "If you even tried you'll kill yourself in the process!" Stated Spy.

"Not with device that I built for Brutalight. The device will increase Brutalight's magical abilities to 5,000%." Added Grey.

"With the magic amplifier, I'll have enough power to find Equestria and merge it with this universe." Stated Brutalight.

"Can I eat them now?" Asked Pinkis.

"No I want them to see what we are going to do. Grey prepare the magic amplifier." Ordered Brutalight.

"Yes miss Brutalight." Said Grey as he pulls out a controller with a red button and presses the button. Then a hatch has open from underneath the ground right behind Spy and a large mechanical device rises from the ground. Spy looks behind him and is shocked.

"My god!" Said Spy in shock.

Brutalight walk on the platform in the machine. Presses a button with her hoof and the machine starts up. Energy is shoot at Brutalight's horn, which is increasing her magical powers. Eventually Brutalight begins to charge her horn with magic. "Now to bring Equestria to us!" Said Brutalight as she casts a spell on the planet.