John the luckiest man alive!
So here is how it started. I wake up in my room hearing my alarm go off. I realize it was Saturday and it was 9:00 am. I also remembered that my friends invited me to their beach party. Of course i accepted being nice and all, even though parties weren't my thing. The party started at around 10:00 am so i had an hour to get ready. So as usual i take a warm shower. I put on some swim trunks and a blue shirt. I went to the kitchen poured my self some orange juice and a little bit of rice I had yesterday and since I was already going to eat at the party i didn't want to eat too much.I finished my food and realized it was 9:45 and the beach was a 10 minute drive so I didn't worry too much. As soon as i got into my car i got a call from one of my friends. It was Josh. So i picked up the phone "hello?"
"Hey! Johnny boy! you coming to the party or what?!" He yelled into phone, nearly making me deaf.
"Ow! dude what the fuck? i wish you didn't yell into my ear like that!, and yes i'm coming so calm your tits!" I yelled back. I hung up the phone and started to drive off. As i drove out of my garage some speeding dumb asses nearly crashed into me. As i lowered down my window to yell at them I realize there was another car coming towards me incredibly fast. "Oh shit!" It crashed into me. All i remember was that i was flipping and when i finally landed still, i felt a painful feeling in my gut. All i saw was that i was bleeding, a lot. As i was about to black out i see a blue figure talking to me in a raspy tom boyish tone " hey you OK?!" i couldn't respond. I blacked out.
I woke up in a hospital, but something wasn't quite right about it. It seemed a little off. As i was thinking to my self i hear a noise that sounded a little louder then foot steps. " Finally awake? How are you feeling?" she definitely looked like a nurse, but she had a white fur coat and pink hair and a tail that was also pink. I looked towards her chest and noticed she had a rather large set of breasts for what ever she was. "Where the hell am I, and who are you?" She looked at me with a frown
" Your at ponyville's hospital and i am Nurse Red Heart."
"i'm at what? w-what the hell are you?" I said, she looked a little angry when i asked that.
" I am a pony and you wouldn't be hear right now if Twilight Sparkle ,and Rainbow Dash didn't bring you here." I was confused because those obviously weren't normal names and i was definitely not back at my world. I see two other of these ponies walk in and one of them looked like i have seen them before. "hey hows it hangin?" said the tom boyish looking one with a cute little smile her face.
"Hello I am twilight sparkle." said the purple one standing next to the blue one. I wasn't sure if i was dead or if im dreaming but i see three talking humanoid looking horses in front of me. As i was about to pass out Rainbow dash looks at me and says "you're lucky i saw it happened. You would've died if i didn't get to you as fast as i did."
" You would've never found him if i didn't teleport you there. I told you to just look around and see if you saw anything interesting" Twilight adds in.
" And i did, i saw this guy nearly get smashed to bits and saved his life!" Rainbow Dash yells back. When they were done arguing i decided to ask twilight something. " Hey uh can you teleport me back?"
"yeah about that." she says with a little guilt in her tone "when dash came back, the teleporter broke"
" can you fix it?" i ask
" Yes, but its a five year process" I felt like i was about to burst into tears.
I lost what ever i had good in my life including my friends. " Don't worry twilight's gonna get you home in not time! While your here you can stay at my place if you want?" Rainbow dash says to me trying to cheer me up.
"Sure i guess, thanks a lot". Rainbow dash then looks at twilight with a smirk and then twilight pouts for some reason and walks out. I ask rainbow dash and the nurse if they can get out so i can put on my clothes and they both agreed and left the room. i got dressed in what i had. My swimming trunks and my blue shirt. I then remember why i even had these clothes and started to cry a little. Knowing that i was going to be stuck here for five years, I might as well try to make the best out of it. I then leave the room and see Rainbow Dash outside waiting for me. " Ready to go?" Rainbow dash telling me that with a disturbing yet cute smile on her face.
" yea i am, so uh... where to?" she picks me up and then starts flying to a giant cloud house in the sky. I'm surprised she can pick me up. I was nothing but muscle, and what i mean by that was that i'm pretty heavy.
We then get to her place and she puts me down. " Damn your heavy!" she says while panting a little . She then stands straight. Id say she looks around about 5,5 feet tall. I my self is about 5,10. "i'm surprised you were able to fly me up here."i say to her. she then replies back with some pride .
"Oh please i'm just awesome like that!" We enter her home, and I got to say, it looked pretty cool. "If your tired you can use the room across the hall to your left. My room is right next to yours and the bathroom is in front of both our rooms.
"Thanks for letting me stay here Rainbow dash" i say with a bummed out expression.
"No problem and hey cheer up i got something i want to show in the morning and also just call me Dash or
." she says before going into her room. I might as well get some sleep. Who knows what this thing she wants to show me is.
