Stream; The Game
Arc 13: ASDA Monster
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with Pause(5)
scene image "home"
play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"
"(You are back to being PICKLELESS.)"
"It's another shitty day in London vale."
"Cube busts down the door."
show image "me"
D "LET'S GO FIGHT THE MOTHERFUCKING ASDA MONSTER."
P "No, why."
D "YES, BECAUSE."
hide image "me"
show image "ng"
N "THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A BRILLIANT IDEA."
N "NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG."
hide image "ng"
show image "me"
D "YES."
D "LET US GO."
stop music
$ renpy.movie_cutscene("scenechange.ogv")
play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"
scene image "asda outside"
"You travel to ASDA via the Bathmobile."
scene image "asda inside"
show image "me"
D "OK, the ASDA monster is weak to chainsaws."
P "OK"
hide image "me"
show image "ng"
N "It also eats chainsaws."
P "OK...?"
hide image "ng"
show image "me"
D "And is chainsaws."
P "What."
"Cube pulls some chainsaws off the shelf and hands you and Namgam one each."
hide image "me"
show image "chainsaw cube"
D "You guys ready?"
P "No."
hide image "chainsaw cube"
show image "chainsaw nam"
N "I LIKE TURTLES."
hide image "chainsaw nam"
show image "chainsaw cube"
D "LET'S GO!"
hide image "chainsaw cube"
"There is is..."
show image "monster"
"The ASDA monster..."
"Cube and Namgam rush at it!"
hide image "monster"
stop music
$ renpy.movie_cutscene("battle.ogv")
play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"
show image "chainsaw cube"
D "...We- We did it..."
hide image "chainsaw cube"
show image "chainsaw nam"
N "Truly a battle for the ages."
P "Why did you give /me/ a chainsaw?"
hide image "chainsaw nam"
show image "chainsaw cube"
D ""
D "Sustenance?"
P ""
P "You wanted me to EAT A CHAINSAW?"
D "Yes."
hide image "chainsaw cube"
"They then proceed to try to force feed you a chainsaw."
scene black
stop music
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