Stream; The Game

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        show text "Arc 1: ASDA" with dissolve

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        "You really thought  I could be bothered to program an alternate route?"

        "Hahaha, think again!"

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        show text "Arc 1: ASDA" with dissolve

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        "You do a bunch of stuff we don't really care about then go to sleep."

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        "You wake up in the morning only to find you are not in your own room."

        "Wait, shit. You're on the floor."

        "You vaugely rmember opening the door, getting on the floor and everybody doing the dinosaur."

        "They're still doing the dinosaur."

        "You get off the floor and everybody stops."

        "Who is everybody anyway?"

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        D "'Sup."

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        D "So you were suddenly teleported here or something so hi."

        D "I'm TheDragonSinger. I'm guessing you're Pickleless though so you already know that."

        P "Yeah."

        D "'Yeah you know me' or 'Yeah I'm Pickleless'?"

        P "Both."

        D "So you know me and you're Pickleless?"

        P "Yep."

        D "Are you sure?"

        P "Yes."

        D "Are you sure you're sure?"

        P "Can we not do this? It wastes time and I'm running out of ways to say yes."

        D "K then."

        P "Why am I here?"

        D "I'm pretty sure we've already established I don't know."

        P "Huh."

        P "So er, what are you doing?"

        D "I don't know, probably drawing or playing video games or something."

        "She starts to sweat nervously."

        D "Totally not reading Veggietales fanfics or anything, why the hell would I do that? Heheh..."

        "After laughing nervously, she goes quiet."

        "There is an awkward silence before she starts talking again."

        D "No but seriously, they were horrific. Knowing me I'm probably writing a Komahina fanic."

        P "Maybe you'd know what you're doing if you turned on the light?"

        D "What do you mean? The curtains are open, don't you see all of that natural light?"

        P "What? No."

        "You squint a little, and you can barely make out the shape of a window. The curtains are indeed open."

        D "Honestly, we dont need the lights on, it's the middle of the day."

        P "What? How?"

        D "I guess there's just that many rain clouds, it's England after all."

        D "One sec, I'll turn on the lights."

        "You hear a sound that you assume is Dragon Cube going to turn on the lights."

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        "There's then a snapping sound as she clicks the light switch."

        "Nothing happens, it's as dim as ever. Except it wasn't, it was a lttle bit brighter, and slightly... red?"

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        D "There you go."

        P "What."

        D "The light's on."

        P "It's still really dark?"

        D "Oh, right."

        D "I have one of those red light bulbs that are supposed to help you sleep?"

        D "They just make the room slightly less dark, red and annoy people whom you're trying to show your sewing to over skype because they can't seE ANYTHING GOD DAMN IT."

        "You suddenly realise you're hungry because plot convenience."

        P "Anyway, can I eat now? I'm really hungry."

        D "Alright I guess."

        "She leaves for a bit to go get food and you just sit there because with your weak American eyesight you can't see shit."

        "She comes back with lots of food that you can't see still."

        P "What is it?"

        "She hands you a few plates and a cup."

        D "Oh, y'know, scones and crumptes there, some tea because England and then cheese and a single cracker for afterwards because someone always offers you cheese and crackers for afterwards and I can't find more than one."

        "You immedietly flip the plates onto the floor. Dragon Cube catches the tea when you throw it though because it has milk in it and the floor is a carpet. No one wants the smell of sour milk anywhere. That's fucking terrible okay."

        P "I can't eat this British shit!"

        P "We have to go buy some real food!"

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        scene da street

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        "You walk out onto the street and Dragon Cube starts leading you to ASDA."

        scene asda outside

        "You walk to ASDA and see someone familiar walking inside too..."

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        scene asda inside

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        "When you walk inside you are really, really confused."

        P "What."

        "All of the staff memebers walking around are slapping their asses, never stopping."

        "You can see them fight back tears as they continously slap their asses."

        "They can't stop, not ever."

        "Never."

        "Dragon Cube seems unfased, she walks to the isle titled 'American Food' and knocks a bunch of stuff into the shopping trolley."

        "The isle consists of solely twinkies and burgers, nothing else, that's it."

        "That's alright though, you can make Twinkie burgers, or something."

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        D "Right, can we leave now?"

        "At the checkout, Freddos are now like, £57890567898765457 and Dragon Cube spots someone."

        "She ignores him and goes back to the Freddos."

        "Seriously Freddo's, why?"

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        "You then see Namgam, with three trollies stacked on top of each other, completley filled with Snickers."

        P "Yo Namgam!"

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        N "Oh fuck."

        N "I'm in a game aren't I?"

        P "What?"

        "Dragon Cube slides up to Namgam."

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        D "You hey, shut up about that and join us on our adventure!"

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        N "Uhhh..."

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        show image "me"

        D "I'll give you Snickers?"

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        N "LET'S FUCKING DO THIS!"

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