Stream; The Game

by spiritofsky

Rating: teen
Tags: Second Person, Comedy, Random, Slice of Life, Crossover
Length: 21975

Script ver 17.5 backup

'God fucking dammit, Namgam.'

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-01-23 19:57:19 UTC

Arc 1: ASDA

label ng:

        stop music

        show text "Arc 1: ASDA" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        "You really thought  I could be bothered to program an alternate route?"

        "Hahaha, think again!"

        jump start

    label dc:

        stop music

        show text "Arc 1: ASDA" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        "You do a bunch of stuff we don't really care about then go to sleep."

        scene black

        play music "despair.mp3"

        "You wake up in the morning only to find you are not in your own room."

        "Wait, shit. You're on the floor."

        "You vaugely rmember opening the door, getting on the floor and everybody doing the dinosaur."

        "They're still doing the dinosaur."

        "You get off the floor and everybody stops."

        "Who is everybody anyway?"

        stop music

        show image "me"

        D "'Sup."

        play music "monobearLesson.mp3"

        D "So you were suddenly teleported here or something so hi."

        D "I'm TheDragonSinger. I'm guessing you're Pickleless though so you already know that."

        P "Yeah."

        D "'Yeah you know me' or 'Yeah I'm Pickleless'?"

        P "Both."

        D "So you know me and you're Pickleless?"

        P "Yep."

        D "Are you sure?"

        P "Yes."

        D "Are you sure you're sure?"

        P "Can we not do this? It wastes time and I'm running out of ways to say yes."

        D "K then."

        P "Why am I here?"

        D "I'm pretty sure we've already established I don't know."

        P "Huh."

        P "So er, what are you doing?"

        D "I don't know, probably drawing or playing video games or something."

        "She starts to sweat nervously."

        D "Totally not reading Veggietales fanfics or anything, why the hell would I do that? Heheh..."

        "After laughing nervously, she goes quiet."

        "There is an awkward silence before she starts talking again."

        D "No but seriously, they were horrific. Knowing me I'm probably writing a Komahina fanic."

        P "Maybe you'd know what you're doing if you turned on the light?"

        D "What do you mean? The curtains are open, don't you see all of that natural light?"

        P "What? No."

        "You squint a little, and you can barely make out the shape of a window. The curtains are indeed open."

        D "Honestly, we dont need the lights on, it's the middle of the day."

        P "What? How?"

        D "I guess there's just that many rain clouds, it's England after all."

        D "One sec, I'll turn on the lights."

        "You hear a sound that you assume is Dragon Cube going to turn on the lights."

        hide image "me"

        "There's then a snapping sound as she clicks the light switch."

        "Nothing happens, it's as dim as ever. Except it wasn't, it was a lttle bit brighter, and slightly... red?"

        show image "me"

        D "There you go."

        P "What."

        D "The light's on."

        P "It's still really dark?"

        D "Oh, right."

        D "I have one of those red light bulbs that are supposed to help you sleep?"

        D "They just make the room slightly less dark, red and annoy people whom you're trying to show your sewing to over skype because they can't seE ANYTHING GOD DAMN IT."

        "You suddenly realise you're hungry because plot convenience."

        P "Anyway, can I eat now? I'm really hungry."

        D "Alright I guess."

        "She leaves for a bit to go get food and you just sit there because with your weak American eyesight you can't see shit."

        "She comes back with lots of food that you can't see still."

        P "What is it?"

        "She hands you a few plates and a cup."

        D "Oh, y'know, scones and crumptes there, some tea because England and then cheese and a single cracker for afterwards because someone always offers you cheese and crackers for afterwards and I can't find more than one."

        "You immedietly flip the plates onto the floor. Dragon Cube catches the tea when you throw it though because it has milk in it and the floor is a carpet. No one wants the smell of sour milk anywhere. That's fucking terrible okay."

        P "I can't eat this British shit!"

        P "We have to go buy some real food!"

        stop music

        scene da street

        play ambient "rain.wav"

        "You walk out onto the street and Dragon Cube starts leading you to ASDA."

        scene asda outside

        "You walk to ASDA and see someone familiar walking inside too..."

        stop ambient

        scene asda inside

        play music "monobearLesson.mp3"

        hide image "me"

        "When you walk inside you are really, really confused."

        P "What."

        "All of the staff memebers walking around are slapping their asses, never stopping."

        "You can see them fight back tears as they continously slap their asses."

        "They can't stop, not ever."

        "Never."

        "Dragon Cube seems unfased, she walks to the isle titled 'American Food' and knocks a bunch of stuff into the shopping trolley."

        "The isle consists of solely twinkies and burgers, nothing else, that's it."

        "That's alright though, you can make Twinkie burgers, or something."

        show image "me"

        D "Right, can we leave now?"

        "At the checkout, Freddos are now like, £57890567898765457 and Dragon Cube spots someone."

        "She ignores him and goes back to the Freddos."

        "Seriously Freddo's, why?"

        hide image "me"

        show image "ng"

        "You then see Namgam, with three trollies stacked on top of each other, completley filled with Snickers."

        P "Yo Namgam!"

        hide image "ng"

        show image "sad ng"

        N "Oh fuck."

        N "I'm in a game aren't I?"

        P "What?"

        "Dragon Cube slides up to Namgam."

        hide image "sad ng"

        show image "me"

        D "You hey, shut up about that and join us on our adventure!"

        hide image "me"

        show image "sad ng"

        N "Uhhh..."

        hide image "sad ng"

        show image "me"

        D "I'll give you Snickers?"

        hide image "me"

        show image "excited ng"

        N "LET'S FUCKING DO THIS!"

        hide image "excited ng"

Arc 2: The Heist

label arc2:

        stop music

        scene black

        show text "Arc 2: The Heist" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        show text "The Next Day..." with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

    play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"

    scene image "home"

    "The next day, you awake with a burger just on your face. It has the word 'Breakfast' written on it with, what you are assured is, a non toxic marker by the note next to you."

    "You try to remember what happened but it seems like you were in ASDA one second, and just asleep on the floor the next."

    P "Why didn't I eat? I'm sure I was hungry yesterday?"

    "You eat the burger-and-probably-non-toxic-marker becore getting off the floor."

    "This time, you don't think being on the floor had anything to do with doors or dinosaurs."

    "You hear laughing, in what seemed to be Dragon Cube's and Namgam's voices, so you follow them."

    scene image "bcp"

    "Namgam and Dragon Cube appear to be watching a youtube video, you get a little closer and read the title."

    "BAD CREEPYPASTA - Thomas"

    "You try to listen in before suddenly, in unison they say:"

    DnN "Valory, Valory Hudson."

    "You're confused. The title said 'Bad Creepypasta', what did that have to do with spies?"

    P "What are you doing?"

    stop music

    play music "run.mp3"

    "Before they could answer, loud music came from a TV that suddenly turned on."

    P "What?"

    show image "me"

    D "Oh don't worry, this is just one of the mandatory DFS sale adverts, give it a sec, it'll go off when it's over."

    hide image "me"

    scene image "sale"

    DFS "HOLY FUCKING SHIT BRAH! LOOK AT THESE BBQ'S BRAH! IT'S SO FUCKING AMAZING OMFG BRAH!"

    "A guy in the advert was gesturing wildly at a pile of BBQ's just lying in fire. His whole body seemed to be vibrating and he was in the air, a long tounge going everywheere."

    "Another guy, visibly afraid, nodded at the man."

    DFS "I KNOW FRANK, MY BRAH! IT'S SO AMAZING BRAH! THAT SECURITY HAS TAKEN A DAY OFF BRAH!"

    DFS "SO BUY A FUCKING BBQ BRAH!"

    stop music

    play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"

    play sound "Epic Twinkle.mp3"

    show image "me"

    D "Guys, I have an idea!"

    P "Oh God no..."

    stop music

    play music "monobearLesson.mp3"

    D "LET'S STEAL A BBQ!"

    hide image "me"

    show image "excited ng"

    N "FUCK YEAH DUDE BRAH!"

    "They then begin to plan a robbery, and they are including you."

    hide image "excited ng"

    scene image "heist plan"

    "You look down at the finished plan Dragon Cube handed you, squinting to read it in the terrible red light."

    HP "We dress up in sausage costumes and go in through the entrance, claming to be cleaning staff."

    HP "Pickle distracts Tounge while Namgam and Cube shed the costumes for mobility."

    HP "Namgam and Cube run to the BBQ's and grab one! We escape with it!"

    P "Are you sure this is a good plan?"

    show image "happy tired"

    play sound "Epic Twinkle.mp3"

    D "110 percent!"

    hide image "happy tired"

    show image "excited ng"

    N "Abso-fucking-lutely!"

    hide image "excited ng"

    "You sigh, giving in, looks like you're going on a BBQ heist tonight at DFS."

    stop music

    scene image "home"

    show text "Later that night..." with dissolve

    with Pause(2)

    play music "monobearLesson.mp3"

    "All of you put on the sausage costumes, or the SAUSAGE✰SUITS™ as Namgam and Cube had taken to calling them."

    scene image "da street"

    "You all left the house and went down the constantly wet streets to the DFS."

    scene image "dfs"

    "You stood in front of the DFS in your SAUSAGE✰SUITS™."

    "Your heart was pounding and you knew that after today, you'd be a criminal."

    "This scared you so much your whole body began to itch."

    show image "me"

    D "You guys ready?"

    hide image "me"

    show image "ng"

    N "No, I'm green."

    hide image "ng"

    P "I guess?"

    show image "me"

    D "Great! Let's go!"

    hide image "me"

    "You walked towards the DFS..."

    stop music

    show image "t"

    play music "junk.mp3"

    play sound "Epic Twinkle.mp3"

    DFS "STOP RIGHT THERE BRAHS!"

    DFS "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU BRAH?"

    DFS "AND YOU BRAH?"

    DFS "AND YOU SIAZTAH?"

    P "I'm Gherkinless and these are Numbgum and Horny Cube, we're the new cleaners."

    DFS "AHW SHIIIEEET DAWG BRAH! YOU'RE THE NEW BRAHS!"

    DFS "WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO BRAH?"

    DFS "GET THE FUCK IN HERE BRAHS!"

    scene image "sofa"

    DFS "GET COMFY BRAHS! SHOULD BE EASY BRAH, BECAUSE THERE'S SO MANY SOFAS BRAH!"

    DFS "DON'T SIT ON ANY OF THEM THOUGH BRAHS!"

    DFS "THEY'RE ALL AT LEAST £234567895553423568898987334567879784467 BRAH!"

    "You have no idea how much that is, as it's in Britspeak."

    "What even is a 'pound' anyway?"

    "A place they put dogs in? A measurement? A baby pony?"

    "The world may never know."

    DFS "THERE'S NOT EVEN A SALE ON BRAH! WE HAVE A SALE ON FOR BBQS THOUGH BRAH!"

    DFS "LOOK BRAHS!"

    stop music

    play music "run.mp3"

    scene image "sale"

    "Suddenly, a TV turns on, and the advert plays."

    "While it plays, Namgam and Cube sneak off to remove their SAUSAGE✰SUITS™."

    DFS "SEE BRAHS! ONLY £9999999999999999999999999999, HOLY FUCK!"

    "You were pretty sure the advert only said '£99,99,99 HOLY FUCK'..."

    "Maybe it's like those Freddo things..."

    stop music

    hide image "t"

    scene image "black"

    show text "Meanwhile..." with dissolve

    with Pause(2)

    scene image "sofa"

    play music "monobearLesson.mp3"

    "(You are now playing as NAMGAM for a short while.)"

    "Right, you need to find a place for you and Cube to take off your SAUSAGE✰SUITS™..."

    label choose:

    menu:

        "Toilets":

         jump t

        "Tool Closet":

         jump tc

    label t:

        "What? No! You are not going to go into a public bathroom. They're fucking disgusting."

        "No."

        jump choose

    label tc:

        "Yeah!"

        "Let's dooo iiiitt!"

        # ... the game continues here.

        scene image "black"

        N "It's kind of dark in here, but I can get it off easily."

        N "Ugh, ugh, UGH! Ahh..."

        N "Oh wow, this had made a bigger mess than I thought it would."

        N "Then again, when doesn't it?"

        show image "me"

        D "Were you trying to make that sound like you were jacking off orrr...?"

        N "..."

        N "Let's go steal a BBQ!"

        hide image "me"

        scene image "sofa"

        "You and Cube sneak through the store and make it to the BBQ's."

        stop music

        show image "genocider"

        play sound "Epic Twinkle.mp3"

        GS "What's this? Two theieves trying to steal a BBQ at my bro's store?"

        play music "junk.mp3"

        "Luckily you aren't Pickless so you know exactly what's going on and who this character is."

        "Genocider Syo looks at you."

        N "Genocide Jack! We meet again!"

        GS "My name is Syo, you stupid bug!"

        N "Well you san SYOK MY NUTS!"

        N "YOU'RE NOT YOU WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY, BITCH!"

        "You throw a Snickers at Genocider Syo."

        "It hits her incredibly large tounge, everyone likes Snickers so she eats it."

        "Syo screams before exploding back into Toko."

        hide image "genocider"

        show image "ft"

        FT "NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!"

        hide image "ft"

        show image "battle1"

        N "I just evened the playing field!"

        FT "This will be the last time you defy me, you worthless bug!"

        hide image "battle1"

        show image "battle2"

        N "I don't think so!"

        N "You go ahead, Cube! I'll hold her off!"

        hide image "battle2"

        show image "me"

        "Cube nods."

        "She grabs the BBQ and drags it away a bit, before taking out her walkie talkie."

        D "Pickle! We need to get out!"

        "She puts away the walkie talkie and puts the BBQ on her back, holding it steady with her wings before runninng off."

        hide image "me"

        "(You are now PICKLELESS again.)"

        "Cube just called you and you are trying to get away!"

        "It's a little hard to run in your SAUSAGE✰SUIT™ but you're trying..."

        scene image "trip"

        "Oh God you tripped!"

        "Tounge McCrazyTits knows what's happening now and he grabs you."

        scene image "sofa"

        show image "t"

        DFS "NOT SO FAST BRAH!"

        "You suddenly hear Namgam shout something towards you."

        hide image "t"

        show image "ng"

        N "That's the first time I've seen a sausage go limp BEFORE the tongue gets to it!"

        "As Namgam says that..."

        hide image "ng"

        show image "battle3"

        "...He stabs some girl."

        hide image "battle3"

        "Then everyone starts rushing to get out with the BBQ."

        "You're still in Tongue's grip however."

        "They both stand at the door."

        show image "me"

        D "Let go of Pickle!"

        hide image "me"

        show image "t"

        DFS "NO WAY BRAH!"

        hide image "t"

        show image "me"

        D "Well I tried."

        D "Can I get a 'You Tried' sticker?"

        hide image "me"

        show image "ng"

        N "I don't think they sell any here."

        hide image "ng"

        "It seems all hope is lost, and Cube wont get a sticker..."

        scene image "boxes"

        "When two boxes marked 'Penguins' and 'Hats' suddenly explode..."

        scene image "spider"

        "Then Italian Spiderman bursts out of the ground, cursing in Itallian."

        scene image "sofa"

        show image "t"

        DFS "WHAT WAS THAT BRAH?"

        DFS "IS THAT ITALIAN SPIDERMAN BRAH?"

        hide image "t"

        show image "italian"

        IS "Shut your mouth, pussy cat!"

        hide image "italian"

        "He lets go of Pickle and we all escape, the building exploding moments aferwards."

        scene image "dfs"

        stop music

        "Then Cube finds a 'You Tried' sticker on the ground."

        show image "me"

        D "Oh look. Huh."

        "She sticks it to her front."

        hide image "me"

        "What our three heros didn't know, is that the box of penguins contained ice."

        "The ice melted, then evaporated."

        "This is England, so the clouds are already pretty much full."

        "The penguin ice-water-steam tipped the clouds over the edge, and it rained on them and the BBQ."

        play music "rain.wav"

        "Ruining it."

        scene image "da street"

        show image "me"

        D "Huh, looks like the BBQ broke."

        hide image "me"

        show image "ng"

        N "Oh well."

        N "Wanna watch more Bad Creepypasta?"

        hide image "ng"

        show image "me"

        D "Sure!"

        hide image "me"

        "She threw the BBQ into the streets and it landed directly in a puddle."

        "It then set on fire."

        "They then left for the house."

        "You sit there, in the pouring rain, in your SAUSAGE✰SUIT™"

        P "That was all for NOTHING!?"

        stop music

        scene image "black"

Arc 3: References

show text "Arc 3: Refrences" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"

        scene image "house"

        "You arrive back home after moping in the rain in front of DFS, watching the BBQ burn even though it was in the rain for like, an hour or something."

        "The house is even more stupidly dark than usual because it's night and it's raining."

        "You close the door and peel the sopping wet SAUSAGE✰SUIT™ off of your body."

        "I would make a dick joke about wet sausages, but I'm really tired and my mind is turning a blank."

        "You sit there for a little while, letting your eyes ajust to the darkness and your body dry off a little."

        "You can hear Namgam and Dragon Cube talking animatedly upstairs."

        "You can't make out what they're saying, so when you can see well enough, you climb up the stairs and walk into the room."

        show image "me"

        D "All I'm saying is-"

        D "Oh hey Pickle!"

        P "What are you talking about."

        hide image "me"

        show image "ng"

        N "We're talking about the pro's and cons of refrences."

        hide image "ng"

        show image "me"

        D "For example, this one time..."

        "She stares off into space for a minute, before laughing a little."

        P "What."

        D "Oh sorry, I was having a flashback."

        D "Let me explain to you..."

        hide image "me"

        stop music

        show text "Once upon a time..." with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        play music "beautifulRuin.mp3"

        scene image "theshow"

        show image "me"

        "There used to be something here involving Pokemon and Christmas trees, but I later didn't like it."

        "I would put something else here, but I don't really know what, and if I changed it too much I'd have to change loads."

        "So just imagine..."

        stop music

        scene image "home"

        play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"

        P "How the fuck did you get a TV show about refrences?"

        "Your question was ignored."

        show image "ng"

        N "You can refrence multiple things at once."

        N "For example..."

        N "Tuesday is a day named after Thor. Tuesday is a weekday. Week rhymes with meek. Therefore; Fluttershy is an Asgardian."

        P "That's not even a refrence, it's more of a theory or a deduction than anything."

        "You were once again ignored."

        hide image "ng"

        show image "me"

        D "Well... The Meek Will Inherit The Earth after all..."

        "Now that sounded like a refrence..."

        hide image "me"

        stop music

        play music "Creature Feature - The Meek Shall Inherit The Earth.mp3"

        "Suddenly, music starts playing from literally nowhere."

        scene image "creaf"

        show image "sing"

        "Out of nowhere, Cube sets up two massive speakers, gets a microphone and a V-neck guitar."

        "You notice her mane and tail are flying around, you look around and see she set up an industrial fan too."

        D "OUR STORY STARTS SO VERY, VERY DEEP UNDERGROUND!"

        D "UNAWARE OF THE LEGIONS THEY ARE BUILDING DOWN THERE!"

        D "THEN COMES THE SOUND, A SHRILL SIGNAL LOUD ENOUGH TO DROWN!"

        D "THE TIME HAS COME, MOTHER NATURE'S NOW HOLDING THE GUN!"

        D "WELL ONCE YOU ENTER THE HIIIVE,"

        D "YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT OUT ALIVE!"

        D "IT'S BEEN DEVISED,"

        D "SO NO; HUMAN BEING WILL SURVIVE!"

        D "COULD IT BE WOORSE?!"

        D "I THINK THEY'VE ACQUIRED A THIRST!"

        D "WE CLAIMED IT FIRST!"

        D "NOW THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EAAARTH!"

        D "KILL ONE, AND TWO MORE SHALL TAKE IT'S PLACE!"

        D "WITHDRAW, THE CITY'S UNDER MARTIAL LAAW!"

        D "A NAMELESS HORROR, LIKE NOTHING WE'VE ENCOUNTERED BEFORE!"

        D "THE TIME HAS COME, FOR MANKIND TO BE UNDONE!"

        D "THEY'RE COMING UUUP!"

        D "YOU'RE GOING DOOOWN!"

        D "THEY'RE COMING UUUP!"

        D "YOU'RE GOING DOOOWN!"

        D "WELL ONCE YOU ENTER THE HIIIVE,"

        D "YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT OUT ALIVE!"

        D "IT'S BEEN DEVISED!"

        D "SO NO, HUMAN BEING WILL SURVIVE!"

        D "COULD IT BE WORSE?!"

        D "I THINK THEY'VE ACQUIRED A THIRST!"

        D "WE CLAIMED IT FIRST!"

        D "NOW THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EAAARTH!"

        CF "It's now known,"

        CF "That these monsters have established a nest,"

        CF "Somewhere in the storm drains beneath the streets of Los Angeles."

        CF "It is unknown at this time,"

        CF "How long the nest has been active."

        CF "Or how many of these little creatures have been hatched."

        CF "Maybe a few..."

        CF "Maybe thousands..."

        D "WELCOME TO ANNIHILATION!"

        D "DEVASTATION ACROSS THE NATION!"

        D "WELCOME TO; ETERNAL DAMMNATION!"

        D "A REVELATION; VOID OF SALVATION!"

        D "WELCOME TO; EXTERMINATION!"

        D "ABOMANATION THROUGH MUTATION!"

        D "WELCOME TO; THE ABERRATION!"

        D "TRANSFORMATION; THEN LIBERATION!"

        D "THEY'RE COMING UUUP!"

        D "YOU'RE GOING DOOOWN!"

        D "THEY'RE COMING UUUP!"

        D "YOU'RE GOING DOOOWN!"

        D "WELL ONCE YOU ENTER THE HIIIVE,"

        D "YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT OUT ALIVE!"

        D "IT'S BEEN DEVISED!"

        D "SO NO, HUMAN BEING WILL SURVIVE!"

        D "COULD IT BE WORSE?!"

        D "I THINK THEY'VE ACQUIRED A THIRST!"

        D "WE CLAIMED IT FIRST!"

        D "NOW THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EAAARTH!"

        stop music

        scene image "home"

        hide image "sing"

        P "What."

        show image "me"

        D ""

        hide image "me"

        show image "ng"

        N ""

        hide image "ng"

        show image "me"

        D "It's Creature Feature."

        P ""

        D "The Meek Shall Inherit the Earth by Creature Feature."

        P ""

        P "Yeah OK, I don't care."

        P "I'm gonna get food."

        P "I'm really hungry, god, I could eat an entire person!"

        D "You'd need to know How to Serve Man though."

        P "I guess."

        hide image "me"

        stop music

        play music "How to Serve Man by Creature Feature - lyrics (no pics).mp3"

        "Once again, music starts playing from literally nowhere."

        scene image "creaf"

        show image "sing"

        D "OUNCE FOR OUNCE!"

        D "BLOOD FOR BLOOD!"

        D "YOU GET A TASTE AND IT'S NEVER ENOUGH!"

        D "POUND FOR POUND!"

        D "EYE FOR AN EYE!"

        D "YOU GET THE THIRST AND IT NEVER RUNS DRY!"

        D "PEICE BY PEICE!"

        D "BITE BY BITE!"

        D "RELISH THE FLAVOR AND SWALLOW YOUR PLIGHT!"

        D "INCH BY INCH!"

        D "SLICE BY SLICE!"

        D "DRESS YOUR GUEST AND SEASON WITH VICE!"

        D "LET ME CLARIFY BEFORE WE BEGIN!"

        D "AM I GETTING UNDER YOUR SKIN?!"

        D "YOUR DISPOSITION SEEMS A TRIFLE BLAND!"

        D "IT'S TIME YOU LEARNED HOW TO SERVE MAN!"

        D "PINCH BY PINCH!"

        D "DASH BY DASH!"

        D "BRAISE THE PASSE AND DEVOUR THE PAST!"

        D "DAY BY DAY!"

        D "NIGHT BY NIGHT!"

        D "PREPARE THE COURSE AND SAVOUR THE SPICE!"

        D "LET ME CLARIFY BEFORE WE BEGIN!"

        D "AM I GETTING UNDER YOUR SKIN?!"

        D "YOUR DISPOSITION SEEMS A TRIFLE BLAND!"

        D "IT'S TIME YOU LEARNED HOW TO SERVE MAN!"

        D "LET ME CLARIFY BEFORE WE BEGIN!"

        D "AM I GETTING UNDER YOUR SKIN?!"

        D "YOUR DISPOSITION SEEMS A TRIFLE BLAND!"

        D "IT'S TIME YOU LEARNED HOW TO SERVE MAN!"

        stop music

        scene image "home"

        hide image "sing"

        P ""

        P "You done?"

        show image "me"

        D "Hey Namgam!"

        play music "beautifulRuin.mp3"

        hide image "me"

        show image "ng"

        N "Yeah?"

        hide image "ng"

        show image "me"

        D "I just realised, Bad Creepypasta refrences are best."

        hide image "me"

        show image "ng"

        N "Yeah I guess, I like 'with luck I landed on the ground"

        hide image "ng"

        "You ignored the rest of their conversation, because you have no idea what they were on about."

        "You went and made that burger."

        "You're about to bite into the burger. You hasn't eaten since the definitely-not-toxic-marker-burger."

        stop music

        "When suddenly..."

        play sound "Epic Twinkle.mp3"

        "Namgam slaps it out of your hands(tentacles?) before you can bite into it."

        show image "sad ng"

        play music "junk.mp3"

        P "Ow! What the fuck, Namgam?! I haven't eaten in a day!"

        N "Self cannibalism is disgusting! I had to stop you!"

        P "What are you talking about?! It was a fucking burger!"

        N "It was only meat in a bun!"

        P "No shit! It was a burger!"

        N "It was pickleless!"

        P ""

        N ""

        P "Fuck you."

        "You pick the burger up off of the floor and eat it."

        "Namgam goes off to talk to Cube or something."

        hide image "sad ng"

        "Tired, you lie down on the floor because that's where you've been sleeping the past few days."

        "You quickly fall asleep..."

        stop music

        scene image "black"

Arc 4: Gold

show text "Arc 4: Gold" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"

        "You wake up and go downstairs."

        scene image "home"

        "Namgam and Cube are playing some kind of game..."

        stop music

        play music "run.mp3"

        "When an advert comes on the TV."

        scene image "yellah"

        DFS "YO BRAHS!"

        DFS "IT'S MOTHERFUCKING YELLAH YAY BRAH!"

        DFS "WE BUHY GOLD FROM Y'ALL FUCKERS, BRAHS!"

        DFS "FOR £99,99,99 HOLY FUCK A KILLOGRAM OF GOLD BRAH!"

        DFS "SO COME GIVE US GOLD BRAHS!"

        "The advert turns off, then a new one turns on."

        scene image "ad1"

        DFS "HEEEEY BRAHS!"

        DFS "IT'S ME BRAH! TOUNGE MCCRAZYTITS BRAH!"

        DFS "WE'RE SELLLLIN THEIS AMAZINHG VIDYAH GAMES BRAH!"

        DFS "THEY'RE TOTALLY NORMAL BRAH! NO BLOOD OR ANYTHING BRAHS!"

        DFS "TOTALLY NOT HAUNTED OR ANYTHING BRAHHHHS!"

        DFS "AND THIS DOC HERES GOOOONA TELL YOU ABOUT SOME WARNINGS AFTER YOU PLAYEEED IT OKK BRAH?"

        scene image "ad2"

        DOC "IF DURING THE 48 HOUS AFTER PLAYING THIS GAME, YOU EXPERIENCE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING;"

        DOC "MASSIVE MIND LOSS, BECOMING A CRAZED SERIAL KILLER, LOOSING A KIDNEY, SORE FEET OR GARY STU/MARY SUE POWERS,"

        DOC "CONTACT YOUR GP!"

        DOC "WE'LL TELL YOU WHAT TO DO."

        DOC "AND THAT IS..."

        DOC "TAKE YOUR PILLS, AND IF YOU STILL FEEL THE SAME IN 3 WEEKS, COME BACK."

        DFS "HE'S AN EXPERT! SO BUY THE GAME BRAH!"

        scene image "black"

        stop music

        show image "me"

        D "Guys~!"

        D "I have an idea~!"

        P "Oh lord."

        play sound "Epic Twinkle.mp3"

        D "WE NEED TO GET GOLD TO SELL GOLD TO BUY THE GAME!"

        play music "monobearlesson.mp3"

        hide image "me"

        show image "excited ng"

        N "Whoooop!"

        P "Ughhhhh..."

        "It seemed like once again, you were getting roped into some stupid scheme."

        "You guess this is your life now."

        "Fuck."

        hide image "excited ng"

        stop music

        scene image "black"

        show text "One Journey Later..." with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        play music "opening.mp3"

        scene image "mt"

        with Pause(5)

        D "Here we are guys!"

        N "Let's dig this!"

        D "Whoop!"

        P "Ayyyyhhhhegggghhhh..."

        scene image "foresty"

        "(I took this photo while geochaching and I thought it looked nice so yeah.)"

        "You walk down the steep path to the mountain."

        "Well, to the best of your ability, it's so steep you're mostly running."

        P "God, this is so steep, I hope this doesn't go on for much longer..."

        stop music

        play sound "Epic Twinkle.mp3"

        "As you say the word 'hope', Cube whips around to face you at break-neck speed, her eyes sparkling."

        show image "passion"

        "Namgam also turns to look at you, but he looks vaugley pissed off."

        play sound "komaeda.mp3"

        D "Please don’t forget that I love y-… The hope sleeping inside you… from the bottom of my heart."

        hide image "passion"

        show image "sad ng"

        N "NO."

        hide image "sad ng"

        show image "passion"

        "She turns to face Namgam, who looks even more annoyed."

        D "Oh sorry, you want the raw transtation then?"

        play sound "komaeda.mp3"

        D "Please don’t forget… With you, I am… The hope sleeping inside you, (I) love from (the bottom of my) heart."

        hide image "passion"

        show image "sad ng"

        N "NO."

        hide image "sad ng"

        show image "passion"

        D "You want it in Japanese then?"

        play sound "komaeda.mp3"

        D "Douka wasurenaide… Boku wa kimi wo… Kimi no naka ni nemuru kibou wo kokoro kara aishiteiru to."

        hide image "passion"

        show image "sad ng"

        N "NO."

        hide image "sad ng"

        show image "passion"

        D "You want the original line then?"

        play sound "komaeda.mp3"

        D "どうか忘れないで… ボクはキミを…キミの中に眠る希望を心から愛していると。"

        hide image "passion"

        show image "sad ng"

        N "NO."

        hide image "sad ng"

        show image "me"

        D "If you want the official English translation, then no."

        D "They don't make it clear enough that Nagito is in love with Hinata."

        hide image "me"

        show image "sad ng"

        N "STOP WITH THE NAGITO."

        hide image "sad ng"

        show image "ks"

        play sound "laugh.mp3"

        play music "junk.mp3"

        D "HAHAHAHA"

        hide image "ks"

        show image "me"

        D "K"

        P ""

        P "Can we carry on now?"

        D "Sure, fine."

        hide image "me"

        stop music

        play music "mt bristle.mp3"

        scene image "black"

        "You go inside the mountain and all start digging."

        "You find a moderate amount of gold, some gemstones and a fridge."

        "You're about to leave when the mountain caves in."

        P "Well shit."

        show image "me"

        D "I guess you could say we've been Buried Alive?"

        P "Well yeah, because we have."

        hide image "me"

        stop music

        play music "Creature Feature - Buried Alive.mp3"

        "Again, music starts playing from literally nowhere."

        scene image "creaf"

        show image "sing"

        D "I FOREVER DREAM, WITHIN A DREAM!"

        D "OF A CERTAIN CITY IN THE SEA!"

        D "AS I WALK THE VALLEY OF UNREST!"

        D "BEHIND THIS MASK OF CRIMSON DEATH!"

        D "I LONG FOR A LOSS OF BREATH!"

        D "AND A MOST DIRE PREDICAMENTS!"

        D "MURDERS IN THE RUE MORGUE!"

        D "SILENCE AND SHADOW'S WHAT I ADORE!"

        D "I CANT EXPLAIN JUST HOW IT FEELS!"

        D "THE THOUGHT OF MY PREMATURE BURIAL!"

        D "INSIDE THIS OBLONG BOX I LIE!"

        D "WITH THE HOPES I'LL BE BURIED ALIVE!"

        D "THE OVAL PORTRAIT UPON THE WALL!"

        D "WILL SOMEDAY CAUSE THIS HOUSE TO FALL!"

        D "THE POWER OF WORDS LEFT UNSAID!"

        D "AS I JOIN THE SPIRITS OF THE DEAD!"

        D "I CANT EXPLAIN JUST HOW IT FEELS!"

        D "THE THOUGHT OF MY PREMATURE BURIAL!"

        D "INSIDE THIS OBLONG BOX I LIE!"

        D "WITH THE HOPES I'LL BE BURIED ALIVE!"

        D "WELL, I'M THE MAN WHO'S USED UP!"

        D "WASHED UP!"

        D "BRICKED UP!"

        D "DESCENT INTO MAELSTROM!"

        D "BEDLAM!"

        D "RED RUM!"

        D "BET THE DEVIL MY HEAD!"

        D "MISLED!"

        D "BLOODSHED!"

        D "HEART UNDER THE FLOORBOARDS!"

        D "BEATS FOR!"

        D "LENORE!"

        D "NEVERMORE!"

        D "I CANT EXPLAIN JUST HOW IT FEELS!"

        D "THE THOUGHT OF MY PREMATURE BURIAL!"

        D "INSIDE THIS OBLONG BOX I LIE!"

        D "WITH THE HOPES I'LL BE BURIED ALIVE!"

        stop music

        scene image "black"

        hide image "sing"

        play music "mt bristle.mp3"

        P "OK then."

        "You start to go deeper inside the mountain..."

        "When you find a computer..."

        scene image "sonic"

        play music "despair.mp3"

        "That reads 'Sanic.EXE'"

        "'PLAAAAAY THE GAAAAAME' You hear a voice whisper."

        P "No, fuck off."

        show image "me"

        D "Sure!"

        hide image "me"

        "They play the game, it's absoloute shit."

        "Suddenly, hyper-realistic tentacles shoot out of the screen and grab the three of you."

        "They pull you closer and closer towards the screen until you seem to be sucked inside, causing you to lose conciousness."

        "One thought passes through your mind:"

        "How the fuck are pixels realistic anyway?"

        stop music

        scene black

Arc 5: Sanic.EXE

show text "Arc 5: Sanic.EXE" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        scene image "gam"

        play music "despair.mp3"

        P "Well, this place is..."

        P "Special...?"

        "Who are you kidding, it's poorly drawn and covered in 2 edgy 4 u blood."

        "No wait,"

        "It's not even blood,"

        "It's ketchup."

        "God."

        show image "ss"

        D "Wow."

        hide image "ss"

        show image "sng"

        N "I've never been so realistic!"

        hide image "sng"

        P "Where are we?"

        S "You're in my game..."

        P "What?"

        show image "sanicc"

        S "And now you're at my mercy!"

        "The shitty looking sonic plushie laughs"

        P "What even."

        S "I shall torture your feeble, mortal minds until you die!"

        N "NO! THE MORALITY OF MAN IS NOT A SIMPLE CONSTRUCT! IT HAS LAYERS AND LAYERS OF COMPLEXITY!"

        S "I... What?"

        S "Screw it."

        S "Take my spin dash!"

        hide image "sanicc"

        "Sanic spins in a ball."

        "It looks really fucking stupid."

        N "SPIN YOU DUMB ANIMAL! SPIN UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD!"

        "Namgam kicks Sanic."

        show image "sanicc"

        S "FOOLS! I WILL SUBJECT YOU TO A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH!!!111111eleven"

        hide image "sanicc"

        stop music

        play music "Creature Feature - A Fate Worse Than Death [Lyrics].mp3"

        scene image "creaf"

        show image "sing"

        D "EXTINCTION WILL CATCH UP TO YOU!"

        D "AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO!"

        D "WHAT FATE SURELY WAITS!"

        D "MAYBE EATEN BY WOLVES!"

        D "IN YOUR SLEEP!"

        D "YOUR TIME IS QUICKLY RUNNING OUT!"

        D "IT'S POINTLESS TO WORRY AND POUT!"

        D "WHAT FATE SURELY WAITS!"

        D "MAYBE DYING OF THIRST!"

        D "LOST AT SEA!"

        D "DON'T WORRY YOUR HEAD OFF!"

        D "THERE'S ALWAYS A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH!"

        D "PRAY YOU GO QUIETLY!"

        D "QUICK AND NOT VIOLENTLY!"

        D "NO NEED TO WORRY!"

        D "WE ALL MEET OUR END SOMEDAY!"

        D "PRAY YOU GO SILENTLY!"

        D "INTO THE BLEAK DEAD OF NIGHT!"

        D "YOU'LL SOON BE DEAD AS A DOORNAIL!"

        D "WHAT STORIES WILL YOUR LOVED ONES TELL!"

        D "WHAT FATE SURELY WAITS!"

        D "MAYBE DROWNED LIKE A RAT!"

        D "IN A LATRINE!"

        D "YOU'LL SOON BE PUSHING UP DAISES!"

        D "LAID IN A PINE BOX SIX FOOT DEEP!"

        D "WHAT FATE SURELY WAITS!"

        D "MAYBE ROASTED AND SERVED!"

        D "AS A CUISINE!"

        D "DON'T WORRY YOUR HEAD OFF!"

        D "THERE'S ALWAYS A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH!"

        D "PRAY YOU GO QUIETLY!"

        D "QUICK AND NOT VIOLENTLY!"

        D "NO NEED TO WORRY!"

        D "WE ALL MEET OUR END SOMEDAY!"

        D "PRAY YOU GO SILENTLY!"

        D "INTO THE BLEAK DEAD OF NIGHT!"

        D "WHEN YOU MEET YOU MAKER!"

        D "WILL YOU STILL BE IN ONE PIECE!"

        D "WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR LAST BOW!"

        D "WILL YOU FALL DOWN ON YOUR KNEES!"

        D "WHEN YOU CASH IN YOUR CHIPS!"

        D "WILL YOU HAVE YOUR PISTOL DRAWN!"

        D "WHEN THE PALE HORSE APPEARS!"

        D "WILL YOU STILL HAVE YOUR BOOTS ON!"

        D "DON'T WORRY YOUR HEAD OFF!"

        D "THERE'S ALWAYS A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH!"

        D "PRAY YOU GO QUIETLY!"

        D "QUICK AND NOT VIOLENTLY!"

        D "NO NEED TO WORRY!"

        D "WE ALL MEET OUR END SOMEDAY!"

        D "PRAY YOU GO SILENTLY!"

        D "INTO THE BLEAK DEAD OF NIGHT!"

        stop music

        scene image "gam"

        hide image "sing"

        play music "despair.mp3"

        P "I just wanted a fucking burger."

        show image "sanic"

        S "What the fuck is even-?!"

        S "Fuck this shit, I'm out."

        hide image "sanic"

        "The plushie implodes and then everyone stands there for a second."

        "Then a door opens up in the floor."

        "We look down it and see stairs."

        scene image "black"

        "We decend the stairs..."

        stop music

        scene black

Arc 6: Danganronpa

show text "Arc 6: Danganronpa" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        play music "beautifulRuin.mp3"

        "(You will play as NAMGAM for most of this arc.)"

        "(Kinda, more like half.)"

        "(Whatever, you're NAMGAM now.)"

        show image "chap 1"

        with Pause (5)

        scene image "classs"

        "You wake up in a familiar room..."

        N "Dammit."

        N "And now I'm in DR. Great."

        N "I wonder if I lost any memories?"

        "You look down at your hooves(tentacles?) and see you are still..."

        "Ahem,"

        "'Hyper-realistic'."

        "Well then, looks like you should go to the Gym and wait for Monokuma."

        scene image "g"

        "You go inside the gym, and Monokuma is already there."

        show image "ss"

        "Then Cube walks in."

        D "Hey Namgam, Monokuma."

        N "Hey Cube."

        "Then someone comes running in..."

        hide image "ss"

        show image "sp"

        stop music

        play music "monobearlesson.mp3"

        P "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???"

        N "How should we know? Our memories were probably wiped."

        M "Puhuhuhu~ Well you see..."

        hide image "sp"

        show image "ss"

        D "Yeah, yeah. Mutual killing game, rules, ElecroIDs, we know the drill."

        M "What."

        hide image "ss"

        show image "sp"

        P "I DON'T KNOW THE DRILL!"

        N "It spins!"

        "Everyone shoots you a dirty look."

        P "FUCK OFF! I'M IN DISTRESS!"

        hide image "sp"

        show image "ss"

        D "OK then, Monokuma, fill Pickle in, I'm gonna go look at who's here."

        hide image "ss"

        "Monokuma explains shit to the distessed Pickle while you look at the ElecroIDs."

        "(Do not clck anything when the first card shows up until it ends, they appear automaticly.)"

        show image "ngc"

        with Pause (2)

        show image "tc"

        with Pause (2)

        show image "fc"

        with Pause (2)

        show image "isc"

        with Pause (2)

        show image "sc"

        with Pause (2)

        show image "lc"

        with Pause (2)

        show image "nc"

        with Pause (2)

        show image "cc"

        with Pause (2)

        show image "pc"

        with Pause (2)

        show image "mc"

        with Pause (2)

        show image "dc"

        with Pause (2)

        show image "bc"

        with Pause (2)

        hide image "ngc"

        hide image "tc"

        hide image "fc"

        hide image "isc"

        hide image "sc"

        hide image "lc"

        hide image "nc"

        hide image "cc"

        hide image "pc"

        hide image "mc"

        hide image "dc"

        hide image "bc"

        "You have no idea who half these people are."

        "Wait, scratch that, who most of these people are."

        "But you can only think of one thing."

        N "HOLY FUCK, BATMAN'S HERE!"

        show image "ss"

        D "HOLY FUCK, KAWORU'S HERE!"

        hide image "ss"

        "You both run off, fanboying/fangirling/whatever the whole way."

        "(You are now PICKLELESS.)"

        "Cube and Namgam, who seem to know what's going on, have left."

        "Now you're standing here in a room with a psycopathic bear."

        "Shit."

        "You look at your ID."

        "SHSL Banana..."

        P "What does SHSL mean???"

        M "Super High School Level, it's your talent."

        P "I don't think 'banana' is a talent."

        M "Whatever."

        "What shall you do now?"

label do:

    menu:

        "Stand around and do nothing for a while.":

         jump u

        "Follow them":

         jump go

    label u:

        "You do nothing."

        "What shall you do now?"

        jump do

    label go:

        scene image "vault"

        "You go to the big door thingy and find Dragon Cube and Namgam."

        "Namgam is making strange sounds and is foaming at the mouth."

        show image "sng"

        N "WERDTFGYHJKLHGTFRGHJNKNdrtmghjktyfYRRYTFVGHRFGHJLKHGFHGJHM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!111"

        hide image "sng"

        show image "bm"

        BM "Uh... I think this bug creature is having a seizure."

        hide image "bm"

        show image "ss"

        D "WAIT, I shouldn't get so excited."

        D "You're probably just going to die again-again-again."

        D "Shit."

        D "Anyway, Shinji's here."

        hide image "ss"

        show image "kn"

        KN "SHINNJI-KUN IS HERE!?"

        hide image "kn"

        "Then that guy runs off."

        P "Whelp."

        "Then Monokuma appears on a screen."

        M "EVERYONE GET YOUR ASSES IN THE GYM OK?"

        "Then he downs all of the martini he is holding."

        show image "ss"

        D "Doesn't seem like Kaworu'll get ver far then."

        D "Anyway, let's go to the Gym."

        D "Monokuma will explode or something."

        D "And he'll explain shit."

        D "Again."

        hide image "ss"

        "You are so confused..."

        stop music

        scene image "black"

        show text "Later that night..." with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        scene image "dangan"

        play music "beautifulmorning.mp3"

        "Now you're NAMGAM again."

        "You went back to your room and, after jacking off for a while, decided to start talking to yourself."

        N "Hello, me!"

        N "Hello!"

        N "How am I today?"

        N "I'm good! Me too?"

        N "Yes! Me also!"

        "You hear a knock at your door."

        N "Hang on, me, I need to go answer this."

        N "I'll talk to me later."

        "You go over to the door and pull it open."

        "Sayaka, someone you obviously know because you're Namgam, is standing outside."

        N "What?"

        show image "saysay"

        Sayaka "Namgam! Didn't we know each other at school?"

        Sayaka "There was a bird and-"

        hide image "saysay"

        "You slam the door in her face."

        "There's another knock at the door."

        "You sigh and pull it open again."

        N "What?"

        show image "saysay"

        Sayaka "-and you threw it out of the pond or whatever the fuck the backstory was!"

        "There's an awkward silence as you wait to see if she has anything else to say."

        N "Fuck off, Sayaka."

        hide image "saysay"

        "You slam the door once again."

        N "Oh well, I have more importanter things to think about right now."

        N "Where was I?"

        N "Ah, yes! Sorry to inturupt me, I just needed to get that!"

        show text "THA neyXT DAaYA..." with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        "(You are now PICKLELESS again.)"

        M "YO BITCHES! GO WATCH THESE FUCKING DVDS OMG!"

        "Then he downs three whole martinis and the video goes off."

        "Everyone goes into a room and puts on the dvd with their name written on it."

        "You play your video."

        hide text "THA neyXT DAaYA..."

        show image "dvd1"

        with Pause(3)

        P "What the fuck."

        hide image "dvd1"

        show image "dvd2"

        with Pause(3)

        P "Well that happened."

        hide image "dvd2"

        "You take out your headphones and look around."

        "Everyone looks shook up and some people are even crying or screaming."

        "You guess you just got a really rubbish one?"

        scene image "dangan"

        "(You are now NAMGAM again.)"

        "No... no... no..."

        "You can't belive what you are seeing..."

        show image "ngdvd"

        with Pause(3)

        hide image "ngdvd"

        "(You are now THEDRAGONSINGER.)"

        "How..."

        "How could they..."

        "How could they do this..."

        show image "cdvd"

        with Pause(3)

        D "NOT THE KOMAHINA!"

        hide image "cdvd"

        D ""

        D "Actually, it's only my... third? Fourth?"

        D "Fourth favorite ship."

        D "I think I'm OK."

        "(Yeah OK, you're PICKLELESS again. )"

        "Yeah, you must have gotten a shit one."

        stop music

        show text "That Night..." with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        "(You're NAMGAM again.)"

        play music "despair.mp3"

        "You hear a knock at the door."

        N "Is this gonna be who I think it is?"

        "You open the door to reveal Sayaka."

        show image "saysay"

        N "Lemme guess; you want to switch rooms?"

        Sayaka "Oh yes, Namgam! I was so scared, Namgam! Someone was trying to get into my room, Namgam!"

        N "Then why did you come out of your room to come here?!"

        N "You know what? Forget it! Just fuck off already!"

        N "I will NEVER switch rooms with you!"

        N "I know EXACTLY why you want to switch rooms and I'm not gonna let you do that to me!"

        N "Nothing you can say or do will EVER change my-!"

        Sayaka "I'll give you a Snickers?"

        N "Yeah, okay."

        "You switch rooms with Sayaka."

        hide image "saysay"

        stop music

        show text "The Next Morning" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        play music "beautifulmorning.mp3"

        "(Once again, you're PICKLELESS.)"

        hide text

        "You're sitting in the dining hall wating breakfast when suddenly Namgam bursts in."

        show image "sng" at left

        N "I JUST DAYDREAMED ABOUT A FAT GUY SCREAMING 'FEED ME' WHILE STANDING ON TOP OF A SPEAKER AT A ROCK CONCERT TO GET INTO SURGERY FASTER."

        P "What."

        N "HE WAS SHIRTLESS."

        P "What."

        N "IT STARTED OUT WITH A SKINNY BLONDE GUY TRYING TO START A MOB IN A HOSPITAL."

        hide image "sng"

        show image "ss" at right

        D "IT'S BAYAKUYA! SKINNY, THEN FAT."

        hide image "ss"

        show image "sng"

        N "but byaky has brooown haaaiiir"

        hide image "sng"

        show image "ss" at right

        D "wat no he blond"

        hide image "ss"

        show image "sng"

        N "iz bruuuuuun"

        hide image "sng"

        show image "ss" at right

        D "ya i nooow"

        hide image "ss"

        show image "sng"

        N "Anyway, it wasn't the same guy. And the fat guy had black hair."

        "There was a pause."

        N "I was gonna say a really bad joke but I already forgot it"

        N "I feel like I'm forgetting something else important..."

        N "Hmmmm..."

        N "Oh yeah! Sayaka's dead."

        hide image "sng"

        "After an investigation, Monokuma starts up a trial."

        M "Ohkay GUUYS FDO THE TRial thing..  Ivdhjk."

        "He's already drunk off his ass, but he proceeds to drink 5 buckets of vodka."

        "In one go."

        "He pours it in an even bigger bucket and just downs it."

        P "How did you find the body Namgam?"

        show image "sng"

        scene image "saysay ded"

        N "Well I went in the bathroom to shit, but I didn't notice her body."

        N "Then I went back in because I felt something was wrong."

        N "The thing that was wrong was the dead body in the shower."

        N "And the knife in her gut sounded like it had no reason."

        hide image "sng"

        show image "ss"

        D "It was Tounge"

        hide image "ss"

        show image "t2"

        DFS "WHAT? WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT BRAH?"

        hide image "t2"

        show image "me"

        D "Because she wrote your fucking name."

        hide image "me"

        "Then we all voted for Tounge."

        "We were right and he got money shot at him until he died."

        show image "me"

        D "How much money was that Monokuma?"

        M "£99,99,99 HOLY FUCK!"

        hide image "me"

        scene black

        show image "chap2"

        with Pause (5)

        scene image "dangan"

        hide image "chap2"

        "I somehow forgot to mention that Dipper died."

        "Monokuma impaled him all over his body with spears for trying to attack him."

        "I couldn't find how to work it in and I can't be arsed to edit it in so yeah."

        "Bye Dipdop."

        "----"

        "Monokuma opens up a new floor, you look around, Luna says shit to you and you ditch everyone."

        "Fuck them."

        show text "Later or some shit..."

        with Pause (3)

        "Kaworu finally gets to talk to Shinji."

        "Jesus fucking christ this is the gayest shit you've ever seen."

        "You voice these opinions to Dragon Cube. (After Maizono's death, you three are no longer 'hyper realistic'.)"

        "She laughs."

        show image "me"

        D "Oh god, it was about this bad in the original anime."

        D "Wait no, scratch that, anime was still worse, remembered the bath scene."

        "She gushes about kawoshin for a while and you block it out."

        P "K then."

        "Then Kaworu and Shinji leave."

        "Cube says something to Namgam about a sauna battle and he writes something on a list he's making."

        "Apparently, everyone is the equivilent of someone from Danganronpa."

        "You don't really care."

        hide image "me"

        show text "The Next Day..."

        "Monokuma gives you the next motive..."

        "After drinking more alcohol than you ever thought could fit inside the school."

        M "TEH GTHAAAME ISDEEP  DARK SECTEET S AND EMMBAREESINNNG MEMORIWESDXS!!!!!!!111"

        M "JUIFK YO87UI DONTGDF KILL ANYOLNE KILO,O TEDEEL EVERTYUONE YOHUR SECRDETS!!!!!!"

        "You read yours..."

        "PICKLELESS isn't actually a banana."

        P "Yeah, I'm a ponebanana."

        P "Fuck's sake Monokuma, that isn't even a secret."

        M "ASHUIUTG UP BITCGHJ!!!!!!!!!"

        P "What."

        "Monokuma flips you off and everyone leaves."

        "A while later, you, Namgam and Cube stumble upon Butterscotch's dead body."

        "The body announcement plays, and you snap."

        P "Y'know what?"

        "You pick up the body."

        P "FUCK YOU!"

        "You start tying it to some shit with cords."

        P "FUCK YOUR MYSTERY!"

        "You dip your hoof in some blood."

        P "YOU SEE THIS?"

        "You write the words 'Bloodbath Fever' on the wall."

        P "I'M TAMPERING WITH THE EVIDENCE."

        show image "me"

        D "I guess we know who's Bayakuya."

        "He nods, and you kick the wall."

        hide image "me"

        "At the trial, everyone suddenly thinks it's a serial killer named 'Genocider Syo' who killed Butterscotch."

        "You guess you shouldn't have tampered with evidence..."

        "Ah whatever."

        "You think Namgam just wants to find out who they are for his list."

        "Everyone starts pressing Cube..."

        "But she wont say anything..."

        show image "me"

        stop music

        D "Heheh..."

        "Was that... laughter?"

        D "Heheh..."

        "Yep."

        D "Hahaha..."

        play sound "laugh.mp3"

        play music "junk.mp3"

        hide image "me"

        show image "ks"

        D "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

        D "The ultimates are working together to combat the despair of their friend's death!"

        D "Ah, how wonderful, how beautiful it is!"

        hide image "ks"

        show image "sad ng"

        N "Huh...?"

        hide image "sad ng"

        show image "ks"

        D "Let's cut to the chase... You're correct! It was my doing all along!"

        hide image "ks"

        show image "sad ng"

        N "WAIT."

        hide image "sad ng"

        show image "ks"

        D "I'm the one who hid the knife under the table before the party started!"

        hide image "ks"

        show image "sad ng"

        N "FUCK."

        hide image "sad ng"

        show image "ks"

        D "I'm the one who used the power cord to find my way to the table in the dark!"

        hide image "ks"

        show image "sad ng"

        N "NO."

        hide image "sad ng"

        show image "ks"

        D "And of course, I'm the one who caused the blackout!"

        D "After all, there's no way I'd knowingly whip out a knife in front of everyone, right?"

        hide image "ks"

        show image "sad ng"

        N "STOP."

        P "I-Is it just me or... does she seem a little nuts right now?"

        N "DON'T ENCORAGE HER."

        hide image "sad ng"

        show image "ks"

        D "But... I never expected Byakuya to have night-vision goggles..."

        D "Because of that, we had ourselves a little scuffle under the table and..., well, you all saw how that played out."

        D "But with a twist ending like this, I think we can all agree this ended up being a very intersesting mystery."

        play sound "laugh.mp3"

        D "Hahaha! Byakuya preformed admirably!"

        hide image "ks"

        show image "sad ng"

        N "JUST STOP IT ALREADY! SERIOUSLY- Wait, was I quoting Kazui- I NEED TO STOP ENCORAGING HER."

        "So is Cube the killer...? No, that can't be..."

        P "Don't tell me... Is this your true nature? Were you lying to us this entire time?"

        N "PLEASE STOP."

        hide image "sad ng"

        show image "ks"

        D "Me, lie? That's outrageous! There's no way someone like me could ever lie to you guys!"

        D "I understand better than anyone else that I'm ultimately worthles."

        D "I'm too arrogant to have dreams or cling to hope... I'm too distainful to actually try at anything..."

        D "I've made peace with the fact that I'm a lowly, stupid, insignificant human who can't do anything right."

        RP "Holy crap! She's *totally* the kind of person-"

        hide image "ks"

        show image "sad ng"

        N "STOP."

        N "NO MORE NAGITO."

        N "PLEASE."

        "Namgam maneged to stop Cube and explain to everyone what she was actually doing."

        hide image "sad ng"

        show image "ng"

        N "Okay, so, this time, let's try the Genocider Syo reveal OK?"

        "Cube nods, then drops to the floor before promptly springing back up."

        hide image "ng"

        show image "me"

        C "Yo."

        P "Hi?"

        RP "Hey!"

        hide image "me"

        show image "sad ng"

        "You're even more confused."

        hide image "sad ng"

        show image "me"

        C "Yeah, hey."

        C "So I have no idea why this dipshit switched with me, if one of us were to be a serial killer, it would be her."

        C "So should I switch back or...?"

        C "Actually wait do you guys have a window?"

        "Monokuma makes a window appear."

        C "K, thanks."

        "Then Clear smashes the window."

        C "Right, bye."

        "Then they drop to the floor, and then springs back up."

        D "OK, I see Clear smashed a window, glad it wasn't my window."

        D "I mean, we saw it happen, and none of the windows here are mine but yeah."

        D "Anyway, on with the trial."

        "The rest of the trial progresses normally, you eventually come to the conclusion that Kaworu is the killer."

        hide image "me"

        show image "shin"

        Shin "No, no. no! It's not possible! I won't believe that Kaworu's the killer! It's a lie!"

        hide image "shin"

        show image "me"

        D "It's a fact, Shinji. You must accept it. Prepare for the voting, do you understand?"

        hide image "me"

        "Everyone execpt from Shinji voted for Kaworu, Shinji voted for himself."

        "It turns out it was Kaworu, and Shinji is crying and shit."

        show image "shin"

        Shin "You betrayed me! You betrayed the trust I placed in you! You betrayed me just like my father did!"

        hide image "shin"

        show image "kn"

        KN "I'm sorry Shinji-kun, the pull of Adam was too strong."

        hide image "kn"

        show image "shin"

        Shin "What are you-?"

        show image "kn"

        hide image "shin"

        KN "I'M THE FINAL ANGEL!"

        hide image "kn"

        show image "shin"

        Shin "NO"

        P "But it's litearly beem just there the whole time, see?"

        P "His talent is just SHSL Angel."

        hide image "shin"

        show image "me"

        D "Don't ruin this for me Pickle."

        hide image "me"

        show image "kn"

        KN "It is my destiny to live forever, though my survival, will bring final destruction to the human race. However, it is possible for me to be killed and whether I live or die makes no great difference. In truth, death may be the only absolute freedom there is."

        hide image "kn"

        show image "me"

        D "Wait wait wait one sec."

        D "Monokuma's gonna kill you so you can't really say your next line, just saying."

        hide image "me"

        show image "kn"

        KN "Eh, I'll say the end bit."

        KN "Thank you, Shinji. My life was meaningful, because of you."

        hide image "kn"

        M "IUTS NPUHNCISHSMEHNMA5TG TINE S!"

        "Then Monokuma decapitaited Kaworu because thats how he always dies."

        "Like seriously, god, he always gets fucking decapitaited."

        "It's kinda weird."

        "Has the universe got some kind of decapitaition fetish or what?"

        stop music

        play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"

        show image "chap3"

        "(You're still PICKLELESS I guess.)"

        hide image "chap3"

        "Monokuma opened up the third floor."

        "Shinji hasn't spoken since Kaworu was killed..."

        M "YUIOL NBIJITCHES GETFGHET IYHN5TGYHE GYMMM!"

        "Monokuma then drank more alcohol than you thought could ever exist."

        M "OHKAYH SO IF YOLU GRAGSDUNAATE YIOULL GEHT THIS ONEDNHBHILLLION YENB"

        "It seems he was saying that if you kill someone you'll get one billion yen."

        P "OK, that plan is absolute shit"

        P "We're in England, right? So yen would be useless."

        P "Even if we were to somehow use it, you trapped us here so what the fuck would we do with it?"

        RP "YOU GUYDS! I SAW BUTTERSCOTCH'S GHOOOOOOST!"

        "Namgam opened up a lockerand found a laptop."

        P "Why the fuck woukld you put a laptop in a changing room?"

        P "Wouldn't it get wet or something?"

        "The laptop turned on, and Butterscotch's head floated around on-screen."

        scene image "alter"

        "Batman started talking to it by typing things in."

        "And then he solved everyhing cause he's fucking Batman"

        "Her name was Alter Ego, a self-learning AI based off of Butterscotch-Or should you say Fluttershy?"

        "It was made by her with suddden programming skills she got."

        "It's not very good, but to be fair she was A FUCKING HORSE"

        "You feel the need to ask a question or some shit."

        "Batman moves out of the way to let you type a question in."

        "What shall you ask?"

label question:

    menu:

        "What is this strange sensation in my genitals?":

         jump dick

        "OH GOD IM ON FIRE PLS HALP":

         jump fire

        "Punch the screen":

         jump punch

    label dick:

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        AE "I-I don't know how to respond to that..."

        AE "Y'know what I do know what to respond to?"

        AE "YOU MESSING WITH MY CORPSE."

        AE "FUCK YOU."

        "You think that went well."

        "Sadly, your boner dies."

        jump ok

    label fire:

        "'OH GOD IM ON FIRE PLS HALP' You type, getting weird looks from everyone else."

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        AE "You do not seem to be on fire though..."

        AE "So I don't know how to respond to that."

        AE "Y'know what I do know what to respond to?"

        AE "YOU MESSING WITH MY CORPSE."

        AE "FUCK YOU."

        "That was a great, very helpful question to ask."

        "You pat yourself on the back."

        "Literally."

        P "Good job Pickleless."

        "You say it with genuine pride."

        "Good job... Good job indeed."

        jump ok

    label punch:

        "Instead of asking a question, you punch the screen."

        "It smashes and you get electrocuted."

        scene image "ded"

        "You die."

        "Good going Pickleless."

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    label ok:

        "Then Shinji sits in front of the screen, crying like a little kid like always."

        "Honestly though, when /doesn't/ he cry?"

        show image "shin"

        Shin "DO YOU BLAME M,E FOR LETTING KAWORU KILLLL YOUUUU?"

        AE "What no wjy the fuck would I-"

        Shin "YOU DOOOO."

        AE "Oh for the love of-"

        AE "What the fuck are you talking about?"

        "Shinji sobs louder."

        "She groans and turns into Kaworu's head."

        KN "Don't worry Shinji-kun, no one would ever blame you! (Other than everyone in NGE...)"

        Shin "ISSS THAT REAALY KAAAOWRUU?"

        AE "NO YOU IDIOT IT'S ME."

        AE "KAWORU IS DEAD."

        AE "IT'S YOUR FAULT."

        AE "EVERYONE BLAMES YOU."

        AE "IT'S JUST BLATANTLY YOUR FAULT."

        "Shinji sobs more."

        hide image "shin"

        "Well SHE's a dick."

        "Then Shinji screams and sets on fire."

        P "What."

        show image "me"

        D "Erm... Shinji...?"

        hide image "me"

        U "I'M NOT SHINJI."

        P "What."

        KS "I'M KAWOSHINNNNNNNNNNN"

        show image "me"

        D "Oh yeah, Ishida. Huh."

        hide image "me"

        "Then -Shinji? Kawoshin? Whatever the fuck- runs off."

        "Batman sighs, then does the responable thing and asks Alter Ego to analyze the data on the laptop."

        "If it was anyone else, she'd say no, but it's fucking BATMAN."

        scene black

        show text "The next day..."

        with Pause (3)

        scene image "dangan"

        "The next day, Itallian Spiderman busts in."

        IS "AIUTAMI"

        P "What."

        show image "bm"

        BM "He talked to Alter Ego."

        IS "NO HO FATTO NON MENTENDO ASSHOLE"

        BM "Now no one can come in here without permission."

        IS "YOU DOUCHE ASSOLUTA! SIAMO INNAMORATI!"

        hide image "bm"

        show text "The next day..."

        with Pause (3)

        hide text "The next day..."

        show image "bm"

        BM "Alter Ego has been stolen."

        hide image "bm"

        show text "The next day..."

        with Pause (3)

        "A couple of people aren't here, so everyone goes looking."

        "Sakura searched the dorm rooms, Namgam searched the first floor, Batman took the second and Nagisa took the third."

        "You and Cube just walked around searching everywhere."

        "Suddenly, Nagisa screamed, he had found Luna on the floor, hit, and apparently the person who hit her kidnapped Itallian Spiderman."

        "There was a happer next to her, that read 'Blowjob Hammer One'."

        "Itallian Spiderman was bleeding everywhere, apparently a robot hit them, he called it the 'Blowjob Robot', Luna got a photo of it attacking him."

        "They split up to search, Luna screamed, you went to Luna."

        "Itallian Spiderman screamed, you, Nagisa and Luna go to him while the others go to where Luna said the Blowjob Robot went."

        "He was dead."

        "Luna took Nagisa to the bathroom while you went and told everyone..."

        "You went into a room..."

        "...and found Shinji(Kawoshin?) dead."

        P "Oh for fuck's sake..."

        P "I'd better go and tell the others."

        "You go out into the hallway and immediately see Namgam just standing there."

        "You walk up to him."

        P "Namgam, another guy's dead."

        show image "sad ng"

        N "Oh."

        hide image "sad ng"

        "There's an awkward silence."

        "It goes on for a long time."

        "You two are just sort of standing there."

        show image "ng"

        N "Italian Spiderman isn't dead, he's faking it."

        P "Oh."

        hide image "ng"

        "There's another awkward silence."

        "It also goes on for a long time."

        "You two are just sort of standing there again."

        P "Does everything suddenly seem shittier to you?"

        show image "me"

        D "That's 'cause he's writing this for a while."

        hide image "me"

        show image "excited ng"

        N "Yeah."

        P "Writng what?"

        P "Y'know what, forget it."

        P "When did you even get here?"

        hide image "excited ng"

        "She shrugs."

        "There's yet another awkward silence."

        "It goes on for the longest time."

        "You three are just sort of standing there."

        show image "sad ng"

        N "Spiderman's probably dead by now."

        P "I thought you said he was faking?"

        hide image "sad ng"

        show image "me"

        D "Yeah, but then Luna killed him."

        P "Oh."

        hide image "me"

        "There's one last awkward silence before you go to the class trial."

        "Monokuma just traveled back in time, ate all the grapes, waited until now, and then drank the wine in his stomach."

        M "ueovfbqv vhoie;nsa rvfjapieddjnipsamavdsij wavhipn'"

        M "poiuytrewqwertyuiopoi 86348764612 frhiopnar"

        M "ygygyygygygygygyyygygygygygygygygygygygygygygyggygygygygyggygygy"

        M "Tweh weh"

        show image "ng"

        N "It was Luna."

        hide image "ng"

        show image "me"

        D "Yeah."

        hide image "me"

        show image "bm"

        BM "Okay."

        hide image "bm"

        "Luna dies."

        show image "chap4"

        "next chapter"

        hide image "chap4"

        "It was a beautiful day."

        "Probably."

        "I mean, the windows are covered up."

        "So you can't really tell."

        "Namgam and Cube come over to you."

        P "How long is this fucking thing?"

        show image "ng"

        N "Batman hooked Fluttercomputer up to the network."

        hide image "ng"

        show image "me"

        D "She got far enough in to save Namgam when he's gonna get crushed later."

        hide image "me"

        show image "sad ng"

        N "But only me."

        N "If Batman gets crushed, he'll be dead if he isn't too badass to be crushed."

        hide image "sad ng"

        "Some blonde guy comes over to you."

        "(Holy fuck I hate his sprite it's so bad.)"

        show image "nag"

        NAG "Sakura's dead."

        P "Oh."

        NAG "Just thought I'd let you know."

        P "Okay."

        P "Thanks."

        "He walks off again."

        hide image "nag"

        show image "ng"

        N "I'm gonna go make a sandwich."

        "He also walks off."

        hide image "ng"

        show image "me"

        P "So..."

        "You struggle to find a new thing to talk about."

        P "Can you actually fly?"

        "Cube shrugs."

        P "Oh."

        hide image "me"

        "Batman walks over to you."

        show image "bm"

        P "Hey, Batman."

        BM "Hello Banana and Magic Horse."

        P "Have you heard about Sakura?"

        BM "Yeah."

        BM "It was suicide."

        P "Nice to know."

        P "How'd she do it?"

        BM "Poison."

        BM "There were also traces of DNA from you two suggesting that you beat her with bottles non-fatally."

        P "How did you find DNA?"

        hide image "bm"

        show image "ng"

        "Namgam appeared from nowhere holding a sandwich in his magic."

        N "His mask can swap to scan different frequencies of shit."

        N "Usually he'd have Oracle to help him identify stuff after the Joker shot her in the spine and took naked pictures of her."

        N "He was trying to mind-fuck Gordan."

        N "Oracle's his daughter."

        N "So she had to sop being Batgirl and became Oracle."

        "Everyone is staring at him."

        hide image "ng"

        show image "bm"

        BM "How the fuck did you even know-?"

        hide image "bm"

        "Monokuma fell out of the ceiling."

        M "iz fuckin truial tijmwe.2"

        "You all go to the trial."

        "Fluttercomputer dies."

        show image "chap5"

        "Next chapter."

        hide image "chap5"

        "You find a big ass knife."

        show image "fey"

        Maya "Let's give it to Namgam."

        hide image "fey"

        show image "nag"

        NAG "Yeah that seems like a good idea."

        hide image "nag"

        show image "ng"

        N "Why?"

        "They give it to Namgam and then he has a fever dream and someone tries to stab him but Batman saves him."

        "You're watching it happen I guess."

        "Then a dead body explodes."

        "You all go to the trial and Batman blames Namgam."

        "You agree."

        "Then Namgam almost gets crushed but Fluttercomputer saves him."

        "You are Namgam now."

        N "I guess I'm in a trash heap now."

        "The next day."

        N "Fuck I'm hungry."

        show image "bm"

        BM "Hey bro."

        N "Hey Batbro."

        BM "I got you food bro."

        "He gives you food."

        N "Thanks bro."

        "You eat the food."

        N "How are you here bro?"

        BM "'Cause I'm Batman bro."

        N "Cool story bro."

        BM "Let's go bro."

        N "K bro."

        "You go up a ladder and find everyone else."

        hide image "bm"

        N "Hey guys I'm not dead."

        "You are Pickle again."

        show image "ng"

        P "Shit he survived."

        hide image "ng"

        M "Yoo cnu invcestate niwn iff you wnajht"

        show image "bm"

        BM "Good."

        hide image "bm"

        "You all find a room with a TV."

        "Batman fixes it 'cause he's fucking BATMAN."

        "A game loads up."

        scene image "splash"

        show image "me"

        D "Holy shit we're in inception."

        D "Anyway, we need to go to the last trial and do all of that dramatic stuff since we won't be able to get to Bipper."

        D "He's got the armoured bunker thing."

        hide image "me"

        show image "ng"

        N "So?"

        N "We have Batman."

        hide image "ng"

        show image "me"

        D "Oh."

        D "Right."

        hide image "me"

        show image "bm"

        "They turned to Batman, who nodded in understanding."

        P "Wait, how did he follow ANY of that?!"

        "'Cause he's FUCKING BATMAN."

        hide image "bm"

        scene image  "dangan"

        "Batman pulled out his cryptographic sequencer and opened the door remotely."

        "He then went to the trapdoor on the floor, lined the hinges with explosive gel and blew them off."

        "He ripped the door off of the ground and threw it aside."

        show image "bip"

        "Bipper poked his head out of the hole."

        "Bipper" "Huh."

        "Bipper" "Now that I think about it, bringing Batman here was really fucking stupid."

        "Bipper" "Oh well."

        hide image "bip"

        "Bipper suddenly put himself through the executions, laughing all the while because according to him pain is hilarious."

        "Bill was thrown out of Dipper's body, which was destroyed."

        "So we just killed someone for no reason."

        show image "bm"

        BM "Well, I technically didn't break my no kill rule, so..."

        BM "I'm just gonna take that as a win."

        hide image "bm"

        scene image "vault"

        "You all go to the big vault door and Batman hacks it open."

        "A white light shines onto you and everyone starts being dramatic."

        show image "sad ng"

        N "BATMAN!"

        N "WILL I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN?!"

        hide image "sad ng"

        show image "bm"

        BM "I fucking hope not."

        show image "excited ng"

        N "CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!"

        "Batman sighs."

        "He pulls out a batarang and a pen."

        "He signs the batarang and gives it to Namgam."

        hide image "excited ng"

        show image "bm"

        BM "Now fuck off forever."

        hide image "bm"

        show image "excited ng"

        N "DOUMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU, BATMAN-SENPAI!"

        hide image "excited ng"

        show image "me"

        D "Wait Nagisa, what if there's no pools in the apocolypse?"

        hide image "me"

        show image "nag"

        NAG "No..."

        "He looked off into the distance."

        hide image "nag"

        show image "fey"

        "Maya leans over to you to whisper in your ear."

        Maya "I watched you sleeping!"

        P "Fucking amazing."

        hide image "fey"

        "The light overwhelms you and you black out."

        scene black

        stop music

Arc 7: Drug Bath

show text "Arc 7: Drug Bath" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"

        scene image "home"

        "You, Cuba and Namgam are back at home."

        "When did you start considering this place home?"

        show image "me"

        D "Yo Pickle, go get a fucking bath."

        scene image "bath"

        "You run a bath."

        scene image "home"

        "(You are now THEDRAGONSINGER.)"

        "There's a knock on the door, but you cant be bothered to get it."

        C "Get up you lazy bitch."

        DT "Says you."

        "The people on the other side get impatient..."

        scene image "door"

        "...and bust down the door."

        show image "nod"

        NOD "Hello."

        scene image "home"

        D "Ah, hey."

        D "You want some tea?"

        hide image "nod"

        show image "ird"

        I "Yee."

        hide image "ird"

        show image "nod"

        NOD "Yes please."

        hide image "nod"

        D "HEY NAMGAM, PUT THE KETTLE ON WILL YOU?"

        "10 tea-making minutes later..."

        show image "ird"

        I "Fuckkkkkk diths is milk."

        hide image "ird"

        show image "nod"

        NOD "It is pretty milky..."

        hide image "nod"

        show image "ng"

        N "FUCK YOUUU IT'S NOT MILKY."

        D "It kinda is."

        hide image "ng"

        "You look down at the mug"

        "It's just milk."

        "No water at all, not even a teabag."

        "It's not even warm."

        "He spent ten minutes putting milk into mugs."

        D "That's oddly impressive."

        "You walk into the kitchen."

        scene image "milk"

        "On the counter is four more cups."

        "There is milk EVERYWHERE."

        "Someone wrote 'MILK BATH FEVER' on the wall in milk."

        D "How the everliving fuck did you manage this?"

        show image "ng"

        N "With my awesome skills."

        hide image "ng"

        D "I'm never letting you make tea again."

        C "You know you will."

        "That's when you realise..."

        "..that there's milk in the fucKING LIVING ROOM CARPET."

        C "Well shit, that'll be terrible."

        D "I'm not cleaning it."

        show image "ng"

        N "What?"

        D "The milk in the carpet."

        D "It'll get all weird when it go-"

        D "We've already been over this."

        N "I wasn't in the game yet."

        D "Oh, yeah."

        "You hear a voice from the other roo.m"

        NOD "We wanted to talk to you about something, that's why we're here."

        NOD "Can you come back in?"

        hide image "ng"

        scene image "home"

        "You go back into the living room with Namgam."

        show image "nod"

        NOD "Okay then, we need to buy some more of this drug-"

        D "Wait, what does it do?"

        NOD "Drug stuff."

        D "Sounds legit."

        NOD "And we need your help."

        hide image "nod"

        show image "ird"

        I "web cann druuhg Picnicle toshoooow yoyu igf you wahnt???!!!!????"

        hide image "ird"

        scene image "bath"

        "You drug Pickle."

        "Then you turn the bath into a car thing."

        play music "rain.wav"

        scene image "bathmobile"

        "You look at your completed masterpeice."

        D "It's perfect."

        C "It's a disaster."

        scene image "da street"

        "You get in, placing Pickle in there too because he's not awake amd stuff there you go."

        D "Let's go!"

        stop music

        $ renpy.movie_cutscene("scenechange.ogv")

        play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"

        scene black

        stop music

        "You are now PICKLELESS."

        P "What the fuck?"

        "Your vision starts to return."

        scene image "trippin"

        play music "run.mp3"

        P "What."

        "This horrific land full of lasers burns your eyes."

        scene image "tiger"

        P "Oh what the everliving fuck is that?"

        "The... tiger? You think? Makes a strangled choking sound that you think is supposed to be a growl."

        P "What the fuck is that?"

        "Suddenly, Namgam appears."

        show image "ng"

        "He pulls out a Pokédex and attempts to scan the tiger thing."

        "Then Cube appears."

        hide image "ng"

        show image "me"

        D "STOP!"

        D "I'm DragoNcube!"

        CN "POKÈDEXES ARE INHUMANE!"

        hide image "me"

        "They have a battle or something, you're not really following."

        "They suddenly dissapear, and you know that you have to fight the tiger."

        "A gun appears in your hand."

        "What shall you do?"

        menu:

            "Shoot the tiger":

                jump STT

            "Eat the gun":

                jump ETG

            "Punch the tiger":

                jump PTT

        label STT:

            "You shoot the tiger at point-blank."

            "The bullet ricochets off the tiger and shoots you."

            scene image "ded"

            "You die"

            jump start

        label ETG:

            "You eat the gun."

            "The tiger dies."

            jump won

        label PTT:

            "You drop the gun and punch the tiger."

            "The tiger dies."

            "Someone steps on the discarded gun."

            "It shoots you."

            scene image "ded"

            "You die"

            jump start

        label won:

            "You won."

            "Suddenly... You become more... lucid."

            scene image "da street"

            play music "rain.wav"

            P "What the fuck happened?"

            show image "me"

            D "We drugged you."

            P "You did what?"

            D "Drugged you."

            hide image "me"

            scene black

            ""

            scene image "drugh"

            "You arrive at the drug house."

            "Noodle and  Ird buy their drugs."

            "You go home."

        scene black

        stop music

Arc S1: Halloween

show text "Arc S1: Halloween" with dissolve

        with Pause(5)

        play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"

        show text "30 days until Halloween" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        "You wake up and go downstairs."

        "Suddenly, you are assaulted by a skeleton."

        P "What is happening."

        "The skeleton is fake."

        "Cube steps out from behind a massive shoelace."

        show image "me"

        D "It's Halloween."

        P "It's October 1st."

        D "It's Halloween."

        scene image "spookyhouse"

        hide image "me"

        "You look around,the room is filled with an absurd amount of Halloween decorations."

        P "You do know what day it is, right?"

        show image "ng"

        N "It's Halloween."

        P "IT'S NOT FUCKING HALLOWEEN."

        hide image "ng"

        scene black

        show text "29 days until Halloween" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        scene image "spookyhouse"

        "You wake up by being kicked repeatedly."

        P "WHY?"

        "Suddenly, you start spesaking in Latin."

        P "QUARE? QUARE?????"

        show image  "me"

        D "WE'RE GOING TO ASDA AGAIN!"

        P "fUCK."

        hide image "me"

        scene image "da street"

        play music "rain.wav"

        "So you, Namgam and Cube set off for ASDA."

        scene image "asda outside"

        show image "me"

        D "We did it. We have arrived at Associated Dairies."

        hide image "me"

        scene image "asda inside"

        play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"

        "You go inside the ASDA."

        "Some of the workers have died of starvation, dehydration and/or blood loss."

        "Thy just slapped their asses into a bloody pulp."

        "The people who died of starvation faled gto eat ASDA'S own."

        "The ones that did died of malnutrition or somethng."

        show image "ng"

        N "Fucking no one likes that shit."

        N "Why is it even made?"

        N "Amirite, Pick?"

        P "Never call me that."

        P "How did you know what I was thinking anyway?"

        N "I just read the textbox."

        P "wHAT TEXTBOX?"

        N "The textbox."

        P "I give up."

        hide image "ng"

        "You journey deeper into the deepest part of ASDA."

        "The jungles."

        "Here it is every man for themelf."

        "You dodge corpses of thw workers littered all over the floor."

        "Some of them are customers though."

        "They must have been killed by the ASDA monster."

        "Or ,maybe they got lost."

        "This place is so needlessly big."

        show image "me"

        D "At least it's not TESCO."

        D "They're always tiny or 5 fucking floors."

        D "There's no inbetween."

        hide image "me"

        "Finally, you arrive at the Halloween stuff."

        "Namgam and Cube fill the cart with candy."

        "Or 'sweets' as the label thing at  the top says."

        "Once the cart is full, Cube jumps up on it."

        "She suddenly has a sword, and she points it forwards."

        show image "me"

        D "FOR NARNIA!"

        P "Where did you get the sword?"

        D "It's a Halloween isle what the fuck do you expect?"

        "You put the sword in the cart-"

        D "It's a trolly."

        "You put the sword in the TROLLY and prepare to leave."

        "You suddenly realise Namgam has dressed up as Batman."

        "They trhen spend half an hour trying on costumes but don't end up actually buying any."

        "you think Namgam may have stolen the batman one though."

        hide image "me"

        scene black

        show text "28 days until Halloween" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        scene image "sweets"

        "After getting the sweets, you thought they would be OK until Halloween"

        "You were sorely mistaken."

        show image "me"

        D "GUYS I NEED A BOX."

        P "QUARE?"

        D "For Halloween."

        "You're getting a box now you guess."

        P "Where are we getting it from?"

        hide image "me"

        scene image "advert of boxness"

        play music "run.mp3"

        DFS "HOOOOOOOLY SHIT BRAHS!"

        DFS "YOU IN NEED OF A BOX BRAH?"

        DFS "WEEEEEEEELL LOOK NO FURTHER THAN TOUNGE MCCRAZYTITS' BOX STRORE OF BOXNESS BREAH!"

        DFS "FOOR ALLLLLLLLLL YOUR BOX NEEDS BRAH!"

        DFS "BUUUUUT BRAHS, AAAAALWAYS REMEMERERERE!"

        DFS "A BOX ISN'T JUST FOR CHRISTMAS BRAH! ITS FOR LIFE!"

        DFS "ALL OUR BOXES ARE JUST £999999 HOLY FUCK OR UNDRE BRAHHAHAHS!"

        DFS "SO STOOOOOOP BY TODAY BRAAHAHAHAHAHHHH!"

        play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"

        scene image "sweets"

        show image "me"

        D "There."

        P "But doesn't Tounge McCrazyTits hate us?"

        D "Fuck it, let's go."

        scene image "da street"

        play music "rain.wav"

        "You arrive at the ox store."

        "It's thwe wrong store so you try again."

        scene image "box store"

        "You arrive at the box store."

        "The grass around the store is all burnt out and is wreathed in a ring of fire."

        "There is a bridge that goes over the fire."

        P "I think my eyes are malfunctioning."

        show image "batgam"

        N "And we used to have actual pictures at the begining of the game."

        P ""

        P "Wait, isn't the bridge wooden?"

        P "And why are you talking in such a deep voice?"

        N "I'M BATBUG NOW."

        "You're not even surprised by any of this shit anymore."

        hide image "batgam"

        "They drag you over the bridge anyway."

        scene image "box inside"

        play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"

        "You walk inside the box store."

        show image "toungeevo"

        DFS "DO I KNOW Y'ALL BRAHS?"

        P "N-Nooo! I'm er-"

        show image "batgam"

        hide image "toungeevo"

        N "THE HALLOWEINER!"

        "You glare at him."

        hide image "batgam"

        show image "toungeevo"

        P "Y-yeah, I'm The Halloweiner and these are Batbug and Companion Cube."

        DFS "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL THEN  BRAHS!"

        DFS "COOOOOOOOOOME RIGHT ON IN!!1111!!!!"

        "You walk properly inside."

        hide image "toungeevo"

        show image "me"

        "Cube stares dispodently at the pile of  discount BBQ's."

        P "Yo, pick a box."

        hide image "me"

        "She tests out all the boxes by seeing if she can... fit inside them?"

        "Whatever."

        "You go back to Tounge and Namgam."

        show image "toungeevo"

        DFS "SOOOOOOOOH WHEYN TWO BOXES LOOOOOOVE EACH OTHER VEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRY MUXCH BRAH!"

        DFS "THEY HGAVE BOSEX AND MAKE A BAAAAYBY BOX BRAH!"

        DFS "THEN THE BABQAAAABY BOX GRRROWS UYP AND DOES ITA LL AGAIN BRAH!"

        DFS "AAAAND THAT IFS THE LIFE CYCLES OF A BOX BRAH!"

        hide image "toungeevo"

        show image "batgam"

        N "So do boxes have dicks?"

        hide image "batgam"

        show image "toungeevo"

        DFS "YEAH BRAH!"

        hide image "toungeevo"

        show image "batgam"

        N "Amazing."

        show image "toungeevo"

        hide image "batgam"

        DFS "OOOOOOOOOOOONLY DICKS  THOOOUYGH BRAH!"

        DFS "THEYEYYEYEY RUB DUICKS TO HAVE BOOOOSEDX BRAH!"

        P "What kind of fucked up conversation have I walked in on?"

        hide image "toungeevo"

        show image "me"

        D "I know someone with a road bump kink."

        P ""

        P "Alright I'm done."

        hide image "me"

        scene image "box store"

        play music "rain.wav"

        "You walk out."

        "The bridge has burnt down."

        P ""

        P "God fucking dammit."

        stop music

        scene black

        show text "27 days until Halloween" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"

        scene image "box inside"

        "You go back inside the box store."

        "Cube rounds on you."

        show image "me"

        D "I made a plan!"

        P "Oh fuck."

        P "What?"

        D "We play tag wth the fire!"

        P ""

        P "Yeah let's not do that."

        "You go outside."

        hide image "me"

        play music "rain.wav"

        scene image "box store"

        menu:

            "Extinguish the fire":

                jump ETF

            "Play tag with the fire":

                jump PTWTF

            "Jump into the fire":

                jump JITF

            "Just walk through the part with no fire":

                jump JWTTPWNF

        label ETF:

            "You attempt to extiguish the fire."

            "You successfuly extingush the fire."

            P "See! A much better pl-"

            scene image "ded"

            "You die."

            jump start

        label PTWTF:

            "You decide to go through with Cube's plan."

            "You tag the fire."

            P "Tag!"

            "It runs away."

            show image "me"

            D "Hah. See? My plan was foolproof."

            hide image "me"

            show image "batgam"

            N "It's cheating!"

            N "It's it!"

            N "Why is it running NOW?"

            "The world may never know."

            hide image "batgam"

            jump leave

        label JITF:

            "You just fucking jump into the fire, why not?"

            "The fire goes out."

            show image "me"

            D "Huh."

            hide image "me"

            show image "batgam"

            N "I thought you'd be a grilled weiner."

            P "Fuck off"

            hide image "batgam"

            "You leave"

            jump leave

        label JWTTPWNF:

            "You just walk though the part with no fire."

            "Suddenly, you are attacked by a rabbit-box."

            "Rabbit-boxes live in fire y'know."

            scene image "ded"

            "You die."

            jump start

        label leave:

            scene black

            stop music

            show text "26 days until Halloween" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"

        scene image "sweets"

        "Nothing happens."

        scene black

        show text "26 days until Halloween" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        scene image "sweets"

        "Cube stays in her room all day to make her costume."

        "You and Namgam play Monopoly."

        P "FUCK MONOPOLY!"

        show image "batgam"

        N "NO!"

        N "FUCK YOU!"

        "You and Namgam start fighting."

        "Monopoly - Ruining lives since 1903."

        "A few broken noses later, you both calm down."

        "Everyone's noses are broken."

        "There's blood fucking EVERYWHERE."

        hide image "batgam"

        show image "me"

        D "How the fuck did MY nose get broken?"

        D "I was just watching?"

        "Magic."

        hide image "me"

        scene black

        show text "25 days until Halloween" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        scene image "sweets"

        "You decide to play chess today."

        "It ends up in much the same way."

        "Everyone's legs are broken."

        "Which is impressve since you all fave four."

        "Cube is still confused as to how SHE ends up injured."

        scene black

        show text "24 days until Halloween" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        scene image "sweets"

        "Through the magic of magic, you are all healed."

        scene black

        show text "23 days until Halloween" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        scene image "sweets"

        "You all play Monopoly today."

        "The hospital is concerned with how frequently you are visiting."

        "Cube is less confused since she played and therefore fought this time."

        scene black

        show text "22 days until Halloween" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        scene image "sweets"

        "Today Cube works on her costume again."

        "Cube has her wings broken in today's fight."

        "She wasn't even in the room."

        "Cube is very confused."

        scene black

        show text "21 days until Halloween" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        scene image "sweets"

        "Cube left to get materials today."

        "She still broke three ribs though."

        scene black

        show text "20 days until Halloween" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        scene image "sweets"

        "You realise you're going crazy from staying inside and playing Monopoly for 6 FUCKING DAYS!"

        "You stay inside anyway."

        "The taps just pour blood by this point."

        "The house is such a fucking mess."

        "At least health care is free in Bratainland."

        scene black

        show text "19 days until Halloween" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        scene image "sweets"

        "The NHS has now banned you because you're wasting so much money."

        "You lock up Monopoly and vow to never play it again."

        ""

        "You probably will though."

        scene black

        show text "18 days until Halloween" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        scene image "sweets"

        "YOU FUCKING PLAY MONOPOLY AGAIN."

        "Namgam heals you all with magic."

        scene black

        show text "17 days until Halloween" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        scene image "sweets"

        "BLOOD IS POURING THROUGH THE STREETS OF LONDON."

        "STOP PLAYING FUCKNG MONOPOLY."

        scene black

        show text "16 days until Halloween" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        scene image "sweets"

        "You throw away Monopoly when Namgam isn't looking."

        "Good fuckng riddence."

        ""

        "You fight anyway."

        scene black

        show text "15 days until Halloween" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        scene image "sweets"

        "THE FIGHTING HAS FINNALY ENDED"

        "PEOPLE IN THE STREETS REJOICE."

        "THERE IS NO MORE BLOOD!"

        scene black

        show text "14 days until Halloween" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        scene image "sweets"

        "THE MONOPOLY BOARD IS CURSED AND IS TRYING TO KILL YOU ALL."

        scene black

        show text "13 days until Halloween" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        scene image "sweets"

        "You finally got rid of the Monopoly!"

        scene black

        show text "12 days until Halloween" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        scene image "sweets"

        "It's a pleasant day."

        scene black

        show text "11 days until Halloween" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        scene image "sweets"

        "HOLY FUCK THE MONOPOLY IS BACK!"

        "IT'S CONSUMING THE NEIGHBOURS!"

        "RUN."

        scene black

        show text "10 days until Halloween" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        scene image "sweets"

        "You finally locked away the Monopoly board in whatever circle off hell it originated."

        "You still fight with Namgam."

        scene black

        show text "9 days until Halloween" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        scene image "sweets"

        "Cube finally got some work done on her costume today."

        "She says it will be done by tomorrow."

        "Namgam still hasn't gotten out of his since he got it."

        "It's covered in blood, both his and others, it's ripped and he smells FUCKING DISGUSTING."

        scene black

        show text "8 days until Halloween" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        scene image "sweets"

        "Today is the unveiling of Cube's costume."

        D "Okay..."

        show image "ccube"

        D "Tah-dah! I'm a companion cube!"

        P "How are you breathing?"

        D ""

        D "Wingholes... Maybe?"

        P "You think?"

        D "One sec."

        D ""

        D "Yeah no I can't breath."

        "She passes out."

        "You think."

        "She's in a box, you can't really tell."

        hide image "ccube"

        scene black

        show text "7 days until Halloween" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        scene image "sweets"

        "Cube's cosume now has airholes."

        scene black

        show text "6 days until Halloween" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        scene image "sweets"

        "You decide to binge watch shiity horror movies for 3 days straight."

        "You scream at every camera angle."

        "They're just too damn bad."

        scene black

        show text "3 days until Halloween" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        scene image "sweets"

        "You all sleep for the whole day."

        "You're exhausted."

        scene black

        show text "2 days until Halloween" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        scene image "sweets"

        "You didn't eat all day, so you all keep passing out fron starvation."

        "You spend the day eating."

        scene black

        show text "1 days until Halloween" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        show image "me"

        scene image "sweets"

        D "Say... What is your costume Pickle?"

        P "I don't have one."

        P "Fuck Halloween."

        "Cube looks mortified."

        D "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE."

        hide image "me"

        "You're forced into your SAUSAGE✰SUIT™."

        "Cube and Namgam keep screaming that you're the chosen one."

        "You become the true Halloweiner."

        scene black

        show text "Halloween" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        "You wake up and go downstairs."

        "Suddenly, you are assaulted by a skeleton."

        P "This again?"

        "The skeleton is real."

        P "HOLY FUCK."

        "Cube steps out from behind a massive shoelace."

        show image "me"

        D "It's Halloween."

        P "Yes"

        D "It's Halloween."

        P "I know."

        scene image "sweets"

        hide image "me"

        "You look around,the room is filled with an absurd amount of Halloween decorations."

        "And now, a pile of sweets."

        P "You do know what day it is, right?"

        show image "batgam"

        N "It's Halloween."

        P "IT'S FUCKING HALLOWEEN."

        hide image "batgam"

        P "LET'S GO GET SOME FUCKING CANDY!"

        "You all cheer and run out of the front door."

        scene black

        stop music

Arc 8: The Future

show text "Arc 8: Future" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"

        "You wake up and go downstairs, as ready as you'll ever be for today's bullshit."

        scene image "timmach"

        P "Alright then, what the fuck's that?"

        show image "me"

        D "A time machine."

        hide image "me"

        "You go into the future."

        scene image "fut"

        "Everything is  metal"

        show image "me"

        D "Everything is  metal in the future."

        "Suddenly metal starts playing."

        "You get the pun/refrence combo and leave."

        hide image "me"

        scene black

        stop music

Arc 9: Clones

show text "Arc 9: Clones" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        play movie "eyes.ogv" loop

        show movie with dissolve

        U "Heheheheheheheheh..."

        U "Yes..."

        U "This plan shouldn't fail me..."

        hide movie with dissolve

        stop movie

        scene black

        with Pause(2)

        play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"

        scene image "home"

        "Another day."

        show image "me"

        D "HOLY SHIT PICKLE WE HAVE TO GO TO ASDA AGAIN."

        P "Fuck."

        hide image "me"

        scene image "asda inside"

        "You go inside ASDA."

        "All of the corpses are moving around."

        P "Whelp, looks like it's the zombie apocolype."

        show image "ng"

        N "No, this is just how the British get on TTTTTTTThursdays."

        P "Why is it just Thursdays."

        N "No, not Thursdays, TTTTTTTThursdays."

        "You slap him."

        N "OW MY ASSHOLE."

        hide image "ng"

        "Some vcery familiar people walk by..."

        show image "ss" at left

        show image "sng" at right

        DC "Oh hey us."

        "It's shitty clones of Cube and Namgam... And..."

        P "Oh what is THAT?"

        hide image "ss"

        hide image "sng"

        show image "clone"

        "It looks like a 12 year old's shtty fursona's 'Evil Form'."

        play sound "clone1.wav"

        PC "hu3y L00K 1T5 M3 OMFG  lolololololOLOLOLOL WAAAAAFFLES! I'm S000 r4ND0M AHAHAHA!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDD"

        stop sound

        play sound "clone2.wav"

        PC "d3rp r4nd0m c4t l0l"

        P "Sweet jesus kill it with acid. Preferably incredibly slowly."

        P "Though I wouldn't object to killing it faster."

        "Cube starts laughing hysterically."

        hide image "clone"

        show image "me"

        D "IHHT LLOKS LIIKE OH GOD."

        "She hands you a peice of paper."

        hide image "me"

        show image "look"

        with Pause(2)

        P "why"

        scene image "asda inside"

        show image "clone"

        play sound "clone3.wav"

        PC "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHAHAHAHAHEHHEHEHEH\HAHAHHAHAHA."

        play sound "clone4.wav"

        PC "OMFG! 1 L13K WooooooF333HLz ahahEEEGH ddddddderp de dop"

        P "Why is this a thing."

        hide image "clone"

        show image "sng"

        NC "So I think we might be supposed to kill you?"

        hide image "sng"

        show image "me"

        D "No."

        hide image "me"

        show image "ng"

        N "Aw, c'mon, man!"

        hide image "ng"

        show image "sng"

        NC "Sorry, that's what the story needs us to do."

        hide image "sng"

        show image "ng"

        N "Come on! For old times sake!"

        hide image "ng"

        show image "sng"

        NC "Well..."

        NC "Oh, alright. Let's go eat Snickers!"

        hide image "sng"

        show image "ng"

        N "Yay!"

        hide image "ng"

        show image "sng"

        NC "The others are still gonna kill the others though."

        hide image "sng"

        show image "ng"

        N "Eh, fuck those guys, LET'S EAT SNICKERS!"

        hide image "ng"

        "The two Namgams run off cheering towards the Snickers ailse."

        P "DON'T ABANDON US YOU GREEN BASTARD!"

        "But it's too late, he's already gone."

        "Dick."

        show image "me"

        D "Whelp."

        P "Fuck."

        hide image "me"

        "The clones knock you both out...."

        scene black

        with Pause(2)

        scene image "cell"

        "You wake up in a mini jail thing."

        "There's even fucking bars on the window."

        "You hate everything."

        "(You are now THEDRAGONSINGER.)"

        "Well, looks like Pickle is just gonna mope."

        "May as well try to escape."

        "What shall you do?"

        label thething:

            menu:

                "Kick the wall.":

                 jump ktw

                "Cry":

                 jump cry

        label ktw:

            "You kick the wall."

            "It crumbles and reveals a small room."

            "There are items inside."

            jump items

        label cry:

            "Well, you suppose crying is a good enough idea."

            "You cry."

            jump thething

        label items:

            "What do you want to take?"

            menu:

                "Debris":

                    jump debris

                "Pliars":

                    jump pliars

                "Brush":

                    jump brush

        label debris:

            "You pick up some debris from the wall."

            "Why not rght?"

            "What do you want to do with it?"

            menu:

                "Put it down and look for something else.":

                    jump putdown

                "Try to escape":

                    jump debrisescape

        label putdown:

            "What are you supposed to do with a fucking peice of rock?"

            "You put it down and look for something better."

            jump withoutdebris

        label debrisescape:

            "You attempt to use the debris to escape."

            "You're trying to escape a cell with a goddamn rock."

            "Obviously you fail."

            "You go to take something else."

            jump withoutdebris

        label withoutdebris:

            menu:

                "Pliars":

                    jump pliars

                "Brush":

                    jump brush

        label pliars:

            "Picking up the pair of pliars, you have to wonder."

            "What is a pliar?"

            "Because apparently thats  a diffrent thing to a plier?"

            "Why the fuck are these here?"

            "Why the fuck is this room here?"

            "Why-"

            "Remembering a certain conversation about stationary stores, you stop this train of thought."

            "What shall you do with the pliars?"

            menu:

                "Try to escape":

                    jump pliarsescape

                "Eat them":

                    jump eatpliars

        label pliarsescape:

            $ Acidspill = "False"

            "You go over to the window."

            "After half an hour of crying and struggling you somehow managed to cut the bars off the window."

            "Good job Cube!"

            C "Did you just congratulate yourself?"

            DT "...No?"

            "Clear rolls their eyes."

            "You flip them off."

            jump escape

        label eatpliars:

            "Oh why the fuck not?"

            "You eat the pliars."

            scene image "ded"

            "You die."

            "Great job."

            jump start

        label brush:

            "There is a brush."

            "You pick it up."

            "What shall you do with it?"

            menu:

                "Try to escape":

                    jump brushescape

                "Sweep up":

                    jump sweep

        label brushescape:

            $ Acidspill = "True"

            "You stick the brush handle out of the bars of the cell."

            "It catches on something - the handle of a bucket - and you pull it up."

            "The bucket is full of acid, which burns the bars off."

            D "Well I guess that worked."

            jump escape

        label sweep:

            "You sweep up all of  the debris."

            C "What was the point?"

            "You have no  idea."

            C "Great."

            "Now you're gonna try and use the brush to escape."

            jump brushescape

        label escape:

            "You look out the now barless window."

            D "Whelp, let's leave."

            "You pull Pickle out of his moping corner and shove him out of the window."

            "Then you fly up and climb through yourself."

            scene image "da street"

            play music "rain.wav"

            DT "Good job team!"

            C "We did literally nothing."

            DT "Just shut up and take the compliment."

            if Acidspill == "False":

                "Is that a bucket of acid just sitting there?"

            else:

                "Fuck, there is acid everywhere."

        # ... the game continues here.

        U "Shit you escaped."

        "You look up."

        show image "ss"

        "It's the shitty version of you..."

        hide image "ss"

        show image "clone"

        "And Pickle's... thing."

        C "Oh no."

        "Real Pickle's just moping on the floor still."

        "Well he's useless right now."

        D "Can you not just-"

        "A scream from the thing  cuts you off."

        play sound "clone6.wav"

        PC "OOOOOOOOOOOOOH M3R GHERD!!!!!"

        play sound "clone7.wav"

        PC "Y0U 35C4P3D!!!!!!!!!!"

        "Why."

        play sound "clone8.wav"

        PC "dis is soooooooooooooooo bad EhReMeRgHeRd!!!!!!!11111!!!"

        play sound "clone9.wav"

        PC "DX DX DX DX DX DX"

        DT "Why."

        C "Because fuck us."

        DT "About right."

        D "Anyway."

        D "Can you not just, take us to your creator or something?"

        hide image "clone"

        show image "ss"

        DC "Alright"

        "That was surprisingly easier than you thought."

        stop music

        play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"

        hide image "ss"

        scene image "future"

        "You enter some metal place."

        "There she is."

        "The clones creator."

        show image "dog"

        D "Why are are you a dog?"

        "Clone Creator" "Why should I NOT be a dog?"

        D "Good queston."

        "You punch the dog in the face and leave."

        "As you leave you shout back to the dog."

        D "FUCK YOU BITCH!"

        "You laugh at your own pun."

        "You got fleas from punching the dog though."

        D "FUCK YOU ITCH!"

        hide image "dog"

        scene image "home"

        "(You are now PICKLELESS.)"

        "After that, you just want to sleep."

        "Someone walks in."

        show image "fat"

        N "Hey."

        P "Why did you ditch us?"

        hide image "fat"

        show image "me"

        D "Why did you eat so  many fucking snickers?"

        hide image "me"

        show image "fat"

        N "Well..."

        menu:

            "Listen to story":

                jump listen

            "Punch in face":

                jump punchnam

        label listen:

        hide image "fat"

        scene image "asda inside"

        "(Namgam's past POV or some shit)"

        "You soon find yourself lost inside ASDA."

        N "FUCK."

        show image "sng"

        NC "DOUBLE FUCK."

        "Suddenly, a zombie approaches the two of you."

        hide image "sng"

        show image "zom"

        "zombie" "Welcome to ASDA."

        "The zombie slaps its ass."

        "zombie" "I am a zombie clerk or some shit."

        "The zombie slaps its ass again."

        "There's an awkward silence."

        "zombie" "Well, bye."

        "The zombie walks off, slapping its ass."

        hide image "zom"

        "Suddenly, you have an idea for once."

        "You run after the zombie."

        N "Wait!"

        "The zombie stops and turns to face you."

        show image "zom"

        "zombie" "What?"

        "The zombie slaps its ass again."

        N "Where are the Snickers?"

        "zombie" "How should I know?"

        hide image "zom"

        show image "sng"

        NC "You said you were a clerk."

        hide image "sng"

        show image "zom"

        "zombie" "Oh."

        "The zombie slaps its ass again."

        "zombie" "That way."

        "The zombie slaps its ass again and then points up."

        N "Thanks."

        "zombie" "Okay."

        "The zombie slaps its ass again as it walks off."

        hide image "zom"

        "The two of you fly upward and find a floating shelf."

        scene image "all of the snickers ever"

        N "Perfect!"

        "You turn to yourself."

        show image "sng"

        N "Fifty fifty is fine, right?"

        NC "Fuck no!"

        N "What?"

        NC "I'M TAKING ONE HUNDRED PERCENT, BIATCH!"

        N "YOU'RE BETRAYING ME NOW?"

        N "WHY?"

        NC "YOU'D TOTALLY DO THE SAME TO ME!"

        N "WHAT?!"

        N "YOU OBVIOUSLY AREN'T A GOOD CLONE OF ME THEN!"

        N "I WOULD TOTALLY NEVER SAY 'TOTALLY'!"

        NC "FUCK YOU!"

        N "YEAH, I WILL!"

        N "I'LL FUCK ME UP!"

        $ renpy.movie_cutscene("FUCK_ME_YOU.ogv")

        scene image "escalation"

        N "BOOM DICK."

        scene image "none of the snickers ever"

        "You eat all the Snickers."

        scene image "black"

        "(You're Pickle again.)"

        scene image "home"

        P "Fuck that escalated quickly."

        "Fan-fucking-tastic."

        hide image "fat"

        show image "me"

        D "We got kidnapped by a dog."

        if Acidspill == "True":

            D  "And we escaped with acid."

        else:

            D "And we escaped with pliars."

        #... the game continues here

        label punchnam:

            P "I don't fucking care about your fucking story."

            "You punch him in the face."

        #... the game continues here

        scene black

Arc 10: Visitor

show text "Arc 10: Visit" with dissolve

        with Pause(2)

        scene image "home"

        "You are awoken by frantic knocking on the door."

        D "Oh god... It's that incident all over again."

        "You can't even bring yourself to try to figure out what  that means."

        "You walk downstairs and open the door."

        show image "brother"

        BS "You're really here! In Britanland!"

        "Oh yeah."

        "Your family has probably been looking for you for ages."

        P "Oh yeah."

        "You expalain everything that has happened to you here to him."

        BS "Could I go on an adventuere then?"

        BS "That seems to happen a lot."

        hide image "brother"

        scene image "da street"

        "You're  all walking to ASDA,  as that opften starts adventures."

        scene image "asda outside"

        "You go inside."

        scene image "asda inside"

        "True to Namgam's word, the corpses are back on the floor, as it's Wednesday, not TTTTTThursday."

        show image "brother"

        BS "Should I be worried about these corpses?"

        hide image "brother"

        show image "me"

        D "Not if you don't intend  to  get lost, eat ASDA's own, or slap your ass."

        hide image "me"

        show image "brother"

        BS "What."

        hide image "brother"

        "You walk around ASDA for a while."

        "Nlot much happened."

        show image "brother"

        BS "Wow! So much happened!"

        "What?"

        "Anyway, next is a Tounge McCrazyTits store."

        hide image "brother"

        scene image "slide store"

        "You don't even know what this one's supposed to be."

        show image "brother"

        BS "What is that?"

        show image "ng"

        N "A shop."

        hide image "ng"

        hide image "brother"

        scene image "slide inside"

        show image "t2"

        DFS "HEY BRAHS!"

        DFS "LOOKS LIKE YOU BROUGHT A NEW  BRAH, BRAHS!"

        hide image "t2"

        show image "me"

        D "He's his brother."

        hide image "me"

        show image "t2"

        DFS "THIS BRAH'S YOUR BRAH, BRAH?"

        P "Yes."

        DFS "GREAT BRAH."

        P "What store is this?"

        DFS "IT'S A SLIDE STORE BRAH!"

        hide image "t2"

        show image "me"

        D "WE NEED TO BUY A SLIDE!"

        hide image "me"

        show image "ng"

        N "YES."

        hide image "ng"

        scene image "home"

        "So you have a slide now."

        show image "brother"

        BS "That was an adventure!"

        P "Eh, it was a pretty normal day."

        hide image "brother"

        show image "ng"

        N "There wasn't even any Monopoly!"

        hide image "ng"

        stop music

        play music "despair.mp3"

        "The atmosphere is suddenly very tense."

        show image "brother"

        BS "Brother..."

        BS "You've changed..."

        BS "You find all this stuff... normal."

        BS "Has- Has Britanland brainwashed you!?"

        P "No."

        P "I just got used to it I guess."

        hide image "brother"

        show image "ng"

        N "No, it was totes us brainwashing you in your sleep."

        stop music

        play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"

        hide image "ng"

        show image "brother"

        BS "Oh."

        BS "Bye  then."

        hide image "brother"

        "He leaves."

        scene black

        stop music

Arc 10.5: Respite

show text "Arc 10.5: Respite" with dissolve

        with Pause(5)

        play music "velvetroom.mp3"

        scene image "velvet"

        show image "dragor"

        U "Hello and welcome to the Velvet Room!"

        U "My name is... er... Dragor!"

        DG "I'm delighted to make your acquaintance!"

        DG "Philemon is presumably still my master or whatever because of that blue butterfly shit."

        DG "Where the fuck is he?"

        DG "Who cares?"

        DG "You can't do any Persona  shit, but this does have a purpose."

        DG "These .5 arcs will happen after every 10th arc, and are a place to rest after all the bullshit you'll be put through."

        DG "You can also have some questions we think you'd have answered."

        DG "Or, if you'd prefer, you can head straight to the next arc."

        label velvetone:

        menu:

            "What is a yellow?":

                jump yellow

            "What is Tounge McCrazyTits?":

                jump tounge

            "WHY HAVEN'T I FILED A RESTRAINING ORDER? OR LEFT?":

                jump left

            "What is love?":

                jump love

            "Skip to next arc":

                jump eleven

        label yellow:

                DG "A vial of piss."

                DG "NEXT QUESTION."

                jump velvetone

        label tounge:

                DG "Tounge McCrazyTits is actually a species of Pokemon."

                DG "He is currently in his first stage, since he has evolved from his base, when he had one tounge."

                DG "Think Dugtrio, or Magneton."

                DG "Just wait til he evolves again, then he can mega evolve."

                jump velvetone

        label left:

                DG "You'll find  out later..."

                "DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN"

                jump velvetone

        label love:

                "DUN DUN"

                "DUN DUN DUN"

                "DUN DUN"

                hide image "dragor"

                show image "sing"

                DG "BABY DON'T HURT ME!"

                DG "DON'T HURT ME!"

                DG "NO MORE."

                hide image "sing"

                show image "dragor"

                jump velvetone

        label eleven:

                DG "Well bye then bitch."

                hide image "dragor"

                jump continuegame

Arc 11: Falloutside

label continuegame:

        scene black

        stop music

        show text "Arc 11: Falloutside" with dissolve

        with Pause(5)

        scene image "home"

        play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"

        "It's a beautifully stormy morning in scone land."

        "As usual."

        P "I hate everything."

        show image "ng"

        N "GUYS! GUYS!"

        hide image "ng"

        show image "me"

        D "What's wrong? Did you fall in the toilet again?"

        hide image "me"

        P "'Again'?"

        show image "ng"

        N "FALLOUT 4 WAS RELEASED ROUGHLY AROUND TIME WHEN I WROTE THIS!"

        N "WE SHOULD GO ON A SPECIAL FALLOUT ADVENTURE!"

        hide image "ng"

        P "What do you mean 'wrote th-'?"

        show image "ng"

        N "WE COULD HAVE SO MANY COOL ADVENTURES IN THE WASTES AND FIGHT GHOULS AND SHIT!"

        hide image "namgam"

        P "And as usual, I get fucking cut o-"

        show image "me"

        D "But I know jack shit about Fallout?"

        hide image "me"

        show image "ng"

        N "WHY WAS THAT A QUESTION?"

        hide image "ng"

        show image "me"

        D "Why are you screaming?"

        hide image "me"

        show image "ng"

        N "WHY AREN'T YOU CREAMING IS THE REAL QUESTION!"

        "Oh my."

        N "THAT WAS A TYPO BUT I'M STICKING WITH IT."

        hide image "ng"

        show image "me"

        D "HELL YEAH!"

        hide image "me"

        "You suddenly have a weird feeling, but brush it off as an irrational thought."

        P "I'm not even getting a say in this, am-?"

        scene image "black"

        "You all arrive in the country of London."

        "Namgam leads you two underground with the pickaxe he kept from the sanic.mp3 arc."

        "BOOM CONTINUITY."

        "After a few (time unit data missing), he managed to build a high tech facility."

        scene image "vault dual sword"

        show image "ngv5"

        N "And now our vault adventures can begin!"

        "You look down at yourself and realise that you're dressed in a vault suit."

        P "When did I even put this on?"

        "Then you realise one of your front legs has been cut off."

        "In hindsight, probably the first thing you should've noticed."

        P "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY LEG?!"

        N "...That's not important..."

        P "I DISAGREE!"

        N "I MAY have cut it off."

        N "Just a little though."

        "Sure enough, after looking again, only half of your leg is gone."

        N "Only the foreforeleg of one of four legs."

        hide image "ngv5"

        show image "cv1"

        D "Wait, so WHY did you cut off his leg?"

        P "YEAH, WHY?!"

        hide image "cv1"

        show image "ngv5"

        N "So I could call you stupid!"

        P "..."

        N "Get it?"

        P "..."

        N "Like Poker Face?"

        P "..."

        N "His foreleg was cut off?"

        P "..."

        N "..."

        P "..."

        N "..."

        P "..."

        N "..."

        P "..."

        N "..."

        P "..."

        N "..."

        P "..."

        N "..."

        P "..."

        N "..."

        P "..."

        N "..."

        P "Fuck you, Namgam."

        hide image "ngv5"

        show image "cv1"

        D "So what do we do now?"

        D "What do we fall out of?"

        hide image "cv1"

        show image "ngv5"

        N "I filled this place with mutated insects and zombies!"

        show image "tenmm"

        N "Now we're gonna kill them all!"

        P "WHY DO YOU HAVE A GUN?!"

        hide image "tenmm"

        hide image "ngv5"

        show image "cv2"

        D "...That's not important..."

        hide image "cv2"

        "Suddenly, you hear a slapping sound."

        "The noise gets closer and closer until a zombie appears from around the corner."

        show image "zom"

        "zombie" "Hey."

        "The zombie slaps its ass."

        "zombie" "Welcome to Vault Dual Sword."

        "The zombie slaps its ass."

        "zombie" "Sponsored by ASDA."

        "The zombie slaps its ass."

        "There is a minute of silence broken only by the occasional ass-slap."

        "zombie" "So-"

        hide image "zom"

        show image "cv2"

        D "OH GOD ITS ARMED!"

        "She dives at the zombie and breaks its head like a melon with a single strike from her bat."

        hide image "cv2"

        show image "ngv5"

        show image "tenmm"

        N "That was a close one!"

        N "Good work, Katherine Kane!"

        hide image "tenmm"

        hide image "ngv5"

        show image "cv2"

        D "What?"

        hide image "cv2"

        show image "ngv4"

        show image "tenmm"

        N "It's a Batman joke."

        hide image "tenmm"

        hide image "ngv4"

        show image "cv2"

        D "Oh."

        hide image "cv2"

        show image "ngv4"

        show image "tenmm"

        N "The two versions of Batwoman are called Katherine Kane."

        N "And you have a bat."

        N "And you're female, so..."

        hide image "tenmm"

        hide image "ngv4"

        show image "cv2"

        D "Shit, am I?"

        D "I never noticed."

        hide image "cv2"

        "You hear an odd scuttling sound."

        "Ird comes around the corner holding a glass of milk."

        show image "ird"

        I "Hey guys, what's-?"

        hide image "ird"

        show image "ngv6"

        show image "tenmm"

        N "RADROACH!"

        "Namgam shoots Ird, making her head explode and milk fly everywhere."

        hide image "tenmm"

        hide image "ngv6"

        show image "cv2"

        D "NOOOOOOO!"

        D "YOU GOT MILK ON THE FUCKING FLOOR AGAIN!"

        hide image "cv2"

        show image "ngv3"

        show image "tenmm"

        N "Floor..."

        N "Floor never changes..."

        "You suddenly realise something."

        P "Wait a minute, why do you have emotions now?"

        hide image "ngv3"

        show image "ngv6"

        N "What's THAT supposed to mean?!"

        P "Right there!"

        P "Your face is different!"

        hide image "ngv6"

        show image "ngv2"

        N "Oh, that."

        hide image "ngv2"

        show image "ngv1"

        N "We're onto the high budget shit now!"

        P "Your gun image is fucking broken."

        hide image "ngv1"

        show image "ngv4"

        N "It sure is."

        N "Also that was a clone of Ird."

        N "You can stop freaking out now, Cube."

        hide image "10mm"

        hide image "ngv4"

        show image "cv2"

        D "TUFUYfukCUcxktuKTUCUcutXCKUXtgxkuxtKUXKUTGktcxkux"

        D "OUYSEVFRYIOERVFshgsubso26354234875264"

        P "Uh..."

        hide image "cv2"

        show image "ngv5"

        N "She'll be fine."

        "You notice Namgam look at your leg."

        hide image "ngv5"

        show image "ngv3"

        N "OH SHIT, THE RADROACH CRIPPLED YOU!"

        N "USIN' A STIMPACK!"

        "Namgam stabs you in the eye with a syringe."

        "You scream."

        P "AAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

        "And you swear."

        P "FFFFUUUUUUCK YOOOOUUUUU!!!!"

        "And you question the redundancy of this narration."

        P "WHY IS THIS NARRATION REDUNDANT?!"

        hide image "ngv3"

        "You're about to die from blood loss."

        "It looks like you'll have to do something S.P.E.C.I.A.L.!"

        label special:

            menu:

                "Strength":

                    jump strength

                "Perception.":

                    jump perception

                "Endurance.":

                    jump endurance

                "Charisma.":

                    jump charisma

                "Intelligence.":

                    jump intelligence

                "Agility.":

                    jump agility

                "Luck.":

                    jump luck

        label strength:

            "You punch Namgam really hard."

            show image "ngv3"

            N "Ow!"

            hide image "ngv3"

            scene image "ded"

            "You fall over and die."

            jump start

        label perception:

            "You notice that you've gone blind in the stabbed eye."

            "Good to know."

            scene image "ded"

            "You fall over and die."

            jump start

        label endurance:

            "You struggle as hard as you can to stay alive."

            scene image "ded"

            "You fail."

            jump start

        label charisma:

            P "WELL,"

            P "I NEVER 'SAW' THIS COMING!"

            scene image "ded"

            "You fall over and die."

            jump start

        label intelligence:

            "You realise following Namgam here was a fucking stupid idea."

            scene image "ded"

            "You fall over and die."

            jump start

        label agility:

            scene image "ded"

            "You quickly fall over and die."

            jump start

        label luck:

            "You wish really, REALLY hard for something stupid to save you."

            "Luckily, just at that moment a rift in space and time opened up and swallowed you."

            scene image "black"

            "Your body feels strange for a few seconds."

            scene image "home"

            show image "ng"

            N "GUYS! GUYS!"

            hide image "ng"

            show image "me"

            D "What's wrong? Did you fall in the toilet again?"

            hide image "me"

            show image "ng"

            N "FALLOUT 4 WAS RELEASED ROUGHLY AROUND TIME WHEN I WROTE THIS!"

            N "WE SHOULD GO ON A SPECIAL FALLOUT ADVENTURE!"

            P "NO!"

            P "FUCK YOU!"

            hide image "ng"

            "You suplex Namgam into the toilet."

            P "FUCK YOU, AND FUCK FALLOUT!"

            N "Blub-blub-blub-blub!"

            show image "me"

            D "I think he's drowning."

            P "GOOD!"

            hide image "me"

            jump go

Arc 12: Namjane the Clock; The Real Jickle is Up

label go:

    scene black

    stop music

    show text "Arc 12: Namjane the Clock; The Real Jickle is Up" with dissolve

    with Pause(5)

    scene image "home"

    play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"

    scene image "black"

    "Hello, and welcome to another funky episode of Bad Creepypasta. Today I'm joined with the usual twats."

    "Hey!"

    "Hello!"

    "And today we're going to be reading 'Namjane the Clock; the Real Jickle is up'."

    "It already sounds shit."

    "They always do."

    "Let's begin..."

    show image "paper"

    "'Excerpt from a local newspaper:'"

    "'GIANT JUMBO JELLYFISH IS STILL AT LARGE.'"

    "'After weeks of unexplained murders, the giant jumbo jellyfish is still on the rise.'"

    "'After little evidence has been found, a fat girl states that she survived one of the killer's attacks and bravely tells her story.'"

    show image "fat"

    N "I had a bad dream about Birdemic and I woke up in the middle of the night,"

    N "I saw that for some reason the window was open, even though I remember it being closed before I had a furious fapping session."

    N "I got up and shut it once more."

    N "Afterwards, I simply crawled back onto the table and tried to get back to sexytimes."

    N "That's when I had a strange feeling, like I'd popped a boner."

    N "And I'm totes female so that's weird for me."

    N "I looked down and nearly slipped in my liquids."

    N "In the little ray of light illuminating from between my curtains was a single pair of three eyes."

    N "These weren't regular eyes; they were magical, rainbow eyes."

    N "They were bordered in jelly and red paint and... just plain out terrified me."

    N "That's when I saw his mouth."

    N "He had three tongues, that flapped around like crazy."

    N "Finally, after what seemed like forever, he said it."

    N "A simple phrase, but said in a way only a mad man could speak."

    hide image "fat"

    show image "tvp"

    P "Namgam? Is that you? What's going on? What's that stuff on the table glistening in the moonlight?"

    hide image "tvp"

    show image "fat"

    N "I let out a scream and suddenly the door to my room exploded."

    N "Some weirdo had busted in."

    "Busted in?!"

    hide image "fat"

    show image "kool aid"

    kag "OH YEAH!"

    N "The room was flooded with Kool Aid, killing us to death."

    N "Luckily, we didn't die."

    "Stellar writing here, lads."

    hide image "kool aid"

    show image "fat"

    N "The Kool Aid probably would've finished us off, if one of the neighbors hadn't alerted the fire department."

    N "It jumped out of the window and tried to escape. With luck, it landed on the ground."

    N "Only to be run over by the firetruck."

    hide image "fat"

    "Police are still on the look for this man."

    "If you see anyone that fits the description in this story, please contact your local fire department."

    scene image "a shit place to live"

    "Pickle and his family had just moved into a new neighborhood."

    "His dads had both gotten promotions at work, and they thought it would be best to live in one of those fancy neighborhoods."

    "Pickle and his brother Cube-san couldn't complain though, they'd always hated their old trailer park."

    "What was not to love about the move?"

    "As they were getting unpacked, one of their neighbors broke in."

    show image "zom"

    "zombie" "Hello, I'm Barbara."

    "zombie" "I live across the street from you."

    "zombie" "Well, I just wanted to introduce myself to and introduce son my."

    "zombie" "Billy, these are our new neighbors."

    "Billy says hi."

    "I guess he just doesn't get to actually fucking speak."

    hide image "zom"

    show image "Sir Tophat Chapsworthington the V"

    chapsworth "Jolly good to meet you!"

    chapsworth "My name, my good lady, is Sir Tophat Chapsworthington the V!"

    chapsworth "This is my most stupendously astoundingly beautiful husband, A Fucking Chav!"

    show image "chav"

    chav "ay, ya fukin dikhed."

    chav "wut teh fuk du ye fukin thik ya duin???"

    show image "zom"

    "zombie" "why is evryoien on top of eahc otjhrer?"

    hide image "zom"

    chav "ye m8!"

    chav "dese r r fukin"

    hide image "chav"

    chapsworth "Indeed!"

    chapsworth "These are our two sons; Jickle and Cube-san!"

    show image "pickle"

    P "WTF IS GOING ON WHY AM I HERE WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE"

    show image "dick singer"

    d "やあみんな"

    "Oh fuck, it's in Japanese"

    "Shit."

    "Toby, get fucking Google translate on this shit."

    "Why do I have to do it?!"

    "Because I said so you fucking-"

    "Alright! Alright!"

    "Ahem."

    "'Hey guys.'"

    d "私のペニスはただ常にjizzingされます."

    "'My dick is just constantly jizzing.'"

    "Wonderful."

    hide image "dick singer"

    P "WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?"

    show image "chav"

    chav "fukin guy as fukin bus"

    chav "wi juzt si em im frunt uf teh fukin telleh n leve em ohnoesly m8"

    hide image "chav"

    hide image "pickle"

    chapsworth "If you'll excuse me, I'm going to get high and think about how I fucked up in life so badly."

    "They all leave."

    hide image "Sir Tophat Chapsworthington the V"

    "It's just Jickle and Cube-san sitting in the road."

    P "What the ever loving fuck is happening?"

    d "私はdiiickを持っています"

    "I've got a diiiiick."

    P "..."

    "Jickle collapses and cries."

    "Fucking pussy."

    show image "donut"

    donut "sup bruh"

    donut "dis ma cruw"

    show image "t2"

    DFS "hey brhurbrururnuebur"

    hide image "t2"

    "Top quality here, folks."

    donut "lets fuck"

    "Jickle and the donut make sweet sugary love in the road."

    d "それは精液がたくさんです"

    "That's a lot of semen."

    "Yes."

    "Yes it is."

    d "私は彼らの愛の嫉妬します"

    "I'm jealous of their love."

    d "そのドーナツは私です"

    "That donut is mine."

    "Dick-hore or whatever the fujck he/she was clskaesd grgbewsaed a phone"

    d "ピクルスを殺します"

    "Kill Pickle."

    show image "fat"

    N "Done and done."

    hide image "fat"

    hide image "donut"

    "NAmdbewsa caleded the polic and tehy areedsted hiimm"

    "I'd say this dropped in quality, but it really hasn't."

    show image "pickle"

    P "why am i in jale2"

    "they expreemsinted on hikm"

    P "theres a thing upi my buti"

    hide image "pickle"

    show image "venompickle"

    P "noooooo"

    "hees evl naow"

    "Great."

    "he broke donw a walll with his diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick"

    P "ouchy"

    "donuit was there and they fcked agauin"

    P "tehgres jhz in my eyeyees"

    "the jhz made himj evi l"

    hide image "venom pickle"

    show image "tvp"

    P "rgue uefiuef iufriae f riuof iuab ciufb reiu fiup"

    "he baceme lemondave"

    P "nuuuu"

    P "lets kill namgam"

    donut "okay"

    "they go to namgam"

    hide image "fat"

    show image "fat"

    N "oh shiiiiiiit"

    "but she had a secret weaponn"

    show image "tenmm"

    "nbamgam kills donut"

    P "noonononiuoniononobuergbyfuirfwbierabnfae"

    N "Error: Text data not found."

    "pickle kikcesd the gunh awsug"

    hide image "tenmm"

    N "ufuaeubrfuifbia"

    P "urfgbeiaurbf"

    N "orufhwoerfhowehforewhfe!"

    P "Cube?"

    d "ちょっと愚痴"

    "Sup bitches."

    "everyone diesdds"

    "tegh nedh"

    "Fuck."

    "That was awful."

    hide image "tvp"

    hide image "fat"

    scene black

    stop music

Arc 14: Pickle Fucks a Tree

show text "Arc 14: Pickle Fucks a Tree" with dissolve

    with Pause(5)

    scene image "home"

    play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"

    show image "ng"

    N "YO PICKLE DICKLE!"

    P "I want to die."

    N "YO BEEN SINGLE FOR SO LONG BB."

    N "YO GON FUCK A TREE."

    P "Why."

    P "Just why."

    N "FUCK DA TREE BRUHHHHHHHHH."

    hide image "ng"

    scene black

    "Namgam and Cube, who was obviouly in on it, lead you outside."

    scene image "treechan"

    "There is the tree."

    "And... wow... it really is...  quite attractive."

    "YOU WANT TO FUCK THE TREE."

    "YOU'RE GONNA FUCK THE TREE."

    P "I'M GONNA FUCK THE TREE."

    show image "me"

    D "HE'S GONNA FUCK THE TREE."

    hide image "me"

    show image "ng"

    N "HE'S GONNA FUCK THE TREE."

    hide image "ng"

    "You fuck the tree."

    scene black

    stop music

Arc 15: Slide

show text "Arc 15: Slide" with dissolve

    with Pause(5)

    scene image "home"

    play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"

    show image "me"

    D "YOU KNOW THAT SLIDE WE BOUGHT FROM TOUNGE?"

    P ""

    P "Yeah."

    D "IT GOT AN ERECTION AND WE'RE GONNA SLIDE ON IT."

    P "I"

    P ""

    scene image "slide boner"

    "It"

    "The slide really did get an erection."

    P "How."

    "You all  slide on it and fly off into space."

    $ renpy.movie_cutscene("erection.ogv")

    "fcvgyhujjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj"

    scene image "moon"

    "Here u r"

    "On the mon"

    "Its  spacev"

    "Youre in space noew"

    "Yayaay7aayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayay"

    scene black

    stop music

Arc O1: Pickle.EXE Has Stopped Responding

show text "Arc O1: Pickle.exe has stopped responding" with dissolve

    with Pause(5)

    scene image "office"

    play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"

    "(You are now THEDRAGONSINGER.)"

    "You are working on The Stream Game."

    "Suddenly, something pops up on the computer screen."

    "'Pickle.EXE has stopped responding.'"

    D "Shit!"

    D "NAMGAM!"

    show image "ng"

    N "YEAH?"

    D "PICKLELESS BROKE."

    N "SHIT!"

    D "YEAH."

    D "WHERE'S THE DRAWER?"

    N "THERE."

    D "THANKS."

    hide image "ng"

    "You go over to the drawer, open it and take out a new Pickleless."

    "You install it."

    D "Whelp, back to work I guess."

    scene black

    stop music

Arc 16: Ransom Tape

show text "Arc 16: Ransom Tape" with dissolve

    with Pause(5)

    scene image "home"

    play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"

    scene image "home"

    "You walk into the bathroom to find Namgam literally eating shit."

    "Fan-fucking-tastic."

    "You leave and instead go to the kitchen to find Cube smashing mugs and eating the ceramic."

    "What is it with Britain and eating weird shit?"

    P "Well, I don't have the patience to talk to either of those fuckers today."

    P "What do I do now?"

    "Suddenly, a nearby TV turns on."

    scene image "ransom tape"

    "hostage" "OH GOD HELP ME"

    "hostage" "IM BEIGN TORGUTED"

    "hostage" "EURYGIFHSIUGBULIETBERIBR"

    "Someone else starts talking in a distorted voice."

    U "If yOu Do NoT cOmE tO AsDa WiThIn OnE hOuR, tHe HoStAgE wIlL dIe."

    "The TV turns off."

    scene image "home"

    "Well then."

    "It looks like your next adventure has been decided."

    "But this could be dangerous, should you get the fuckers to help?"

    label backup:

        menu:

                "Get the fuckers":

                    jump help

                "Go alone":

                    jump alone

    label help:

    "Yeah, you should probably get the fuckers."

    "Maybe you could get lucky and they'll die."

    scene image "asda outside"

    show image "ng"

    N "HOLY SHIT IT'S ASDA"

    "You discover the emotion of regret."

    "You head inside."

    scene image "asda inside"

    hide image "ng"

    show image "me"

    D "Hey, look!"

    D "It's the hostage!"

    hide image "me"

    scene image "ransom tape"

    "Nope, it's just another fucking TV."

    U "GoOd."

    U "NoW gO tO tHe BaGeL sEcTiOn."

    scene image "asda inside"

    "The TV exploded."

    "Of course it did."

    show image "me"

    D "Let's go!"

    hide image "me"

    show image "ng"

    N "YEAH!"

    N "BAGELS COULD BE IN DANGER!"

    hide image "ng"

    "You go to the bagel section."

    show image "present"

    "You find a present."

    P "Well."

    show image "ng"

    N "LET'S OPEN THIS FUCKER!"

    hide image "ng"

    show image "me"

    D "FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!"

    hide image "me"

    "You open the present."

    hide image "present"

    "Fucking hell."

    show image "shitmug"

    "It's a mug full of shit."

    show image "ng"

    show image "me"

    DnN "FUCK YEEAAHHHHH"

    hide image "me"

    hide image "ng"

    hide image "shitmug"

    "They pounce on the mug of shit and eat it."

    "Like lions on a zebra or some shit."

    "You find it strangely..."

    "...Erotic..."

    "..."

    "You hide in a nearby closet and jack off."

    jump eoa

    label alone:

    "Fuck those fuckers, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck."

    "IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE BUT YOU'RE DOIN' IT ANYWAY!"

    "FUCK YOU OLD GUY IN A CAVE!"

    "I DON' NEED NO SWORD!"

    scene image "asda outside"

    "You arrive at ASDA."

    P "Time to rescue that hostage!"

    "You run inside."

    scene image "asda inside"

    "Nothing seems out of place."

    "The corpses are still rotting,"

    "the prisoners are still crying and bleeding,"

    "and the zombies are still working overtime."

    "Wait, zombies?"

    P "It must be TTTTTThursday."

    show image "zom"

    zombie "Hello again."

    "The zombie slaps its ass."

    zombie "You come here often."

    "The zombie slaps its ass."

    P "I need to find someone who's been taken hostage."

    zombie "Try the hostage isle."

    "The zombie slaps its ass."

    P "What."

    zombie "We have a discount on hostages right now, maybe you can find the one you need?"

    "the zombie slaps its ass."

    zombie "Well, I need to go do my taxes."

    "The zombie slaps its ass."

    zombie "See you later."

    hide image "zom"

    "The zombie walks off, forever slapping its ass."

    P "Taxes."

    P "A zombie doing fucking taxes."

    P "..."

    P "Englandland is fucking weird."

    "You go to the hostage isle."

    "They're sold out."

    P "Oh well, I tired."

    "You go home."

    jump eoa

label eoa:

    scene black

    stop music

Arc 18: The Sims 3

show text "Arc 18: The Sims 3" with dissolve

    with Pause(5)

    $ renpy.movie_cutscene("My-Movie.ogv")

    scene black

    stop music

Characters

Declare characters used by this game.

define P = Character('Pickleless', color="#FFFF00")

define D = Character('TheDragonSinger', color="#FFEC8B")

define N = Character('Namgam', color="#006400")

define DnN = Character('TheDragonSinger & Namgam', color="#008080")

define DFS = Character('Tounge McCrazyTits', color="#76EE00")

define HP = Character('Heist Plans', color="#98F5FF")

define GS = Character('Genocider Syo', color="#800000")

define FT = Character('Touko Fukawa', color="#71C671")

define IS = Character('Italian Spiderman', color="#FF0000")

define RP = Character('Random Person', color="#71C671")

define CF = Character('Creature Feature TV Guy', color="#0000FF")

define DOC = Character('Dr Raven Cuckoo Esquire', color="#FFFFFF")

define S = Character('SANIC', color="#B0171F")

define M = Character('Monokuma', color="#8B8386")

define BM = Character('Batman', color="#EEC900")

define KN = Character('Kaworu Nagisa', color="#CD0000")

define Sayaka = Character('Maizono Sayaka', color="#7171C6")

define U = Character('???', color="#EBEBEB")

define C = Character('Clear', color="#54FF9F")

define Shin = Character('Shinji Ikari', color="#000080")

define AE = Character('Alter Ego', color="#00EE00")

define KS = Character('Kawoshin', color="#FFFFFF")

define DT = Character('TheDragonSinger (Thoughts)', color="#C2C2C2")

define I = Character('Ird', color="#8B0000")

define NOD = Character('Noodle', color="#E3CF57")

define NAG = Character('Nagisa Hazuki', color="#DA70D6")

define Maya = Character('Maya Fey', color="#8B008B")

define Ru = Character('Ruby', color="#FF3030")

define CN = Character('DragoNcube', color="#71C671")

define PC = Character('Edgy Pickleless Clone', color="#FFFF00")

define DC = Character('TheDragonSinger Clone', color="#FFEC8B")

define NC = Character('Namgam Clone', color="#006400")

define BS = Character('Bloody Sweat', color="#87CEFA")

define DG = Character('Dragor', color="#191970")

define kag = Character('Kool Aid Guy', color="#CD0000")

define chapsworth = Character('Sir Tophat Chapingsworth the V', color="#8E388E")

define chav = Character('A Fucking Chav', color="#8E8E38")

define d = Character('TheDickSinger', color="#FFFFFF")

define donut = Character('Donut', color="#CD661D")

define zombie = Character('Zombie', color="#000000")

define otherD = Character('LizardPyramid', color="#FFEC8B")

define otherN = Character('Other Namgam', color="#006400")

Images

Declare images below this line, using the image statement.

image computer room bg = "computer room"

image pf6 bg = "pf6"

image mli bg = "mli"

image sp bg = "it sp"

image splashscreen = "splash"

image me = "dragoncube"

image da street = "street"

image asda outside = "asda"

image asda inside = "isle"

image ng = "namgam"

image sad ng = "sad namgam"

image excited ng = "namgam excited"

image bcp = "bad creepypasta"

image sale = "dfs advert"

image dfs = "dfs outside"

image heist plan = "plan"

image trip = "pickle trips"

image t = "tounge"

image sofa = "dfs inside"

image battle1 = "1"

image battle2 = "2"

image battle3 = "3"

image ft = "no toko"

image genocider = "toko"

image boxes = "explosions"

image spider = "ground"

image italian = "spider"

image tired = "TDS_tired_w_glasses"

image happy tired = "tiredhappy"

image theshow = "cwnrr"

image creaf = "cf"

image sing = "song"

image yellah = "yy advert"

image toungeevo = "tounge2"

image ad1 = "badcrep1"

image ad2 = "badcrep2"

image dr = "doc"

image mt = "mountain"

image forest = "foresty"

image passion = "passionate"

image ks = "komaeda sky"

image san = "sonic"

image gam = "game"

image sng = "shit namgam"

image ss = "shit cube"

image sanicc = "sanic"

image chap 1 = "chapter 1"

image classs = "classroom"

image g = "gym"

image sp = "shit pickle"

image ngc = "namgam card"

image tc = "tounge card"

image fc = "butterscotch card"

image kc = "kaworu card"

image isc = "spider card"

image sc = "shinji card"

image lc = "luna card"

image nc = "nagisa card"

image cc = "dragoncube card"

image pc = "pickle card"

image mc = "maya card"

image dc = "mabel card"

image bc = "batman card"

image vault = "vualt door"

image bm = "batman"

image kn = "kaworu"

image saysay = "sayaka"

image dvd1 = "pickle dvd 1"

image dvd2 = "pickle dvd 2"

image ngdvd = "namgam dvd"

image cdvd = "cube dvd"

image chap2 = "chapter 2"

image chap3 = "chapter 3"

image alter = "alter ego"

image ded = "death screen"

image chap4 = "chapter 4"

image chap5 = "chapter 5"

image chap6 = "chapter 6"

image bath = "bathroom"

image door = "bustthedoor"

image nod = "noodle"

image t2 = "tounge2"

image shin = "shinji"

image saysay ded = "sayaka ded"

image nag = "Nagisa"

image fey = "maya"

image bip = "bipper"

image ird = "ird sprite"

image milk = "kitchen"

image home = "house"

image mobile = "bathmobile"

image dangan = "danganronpa"

image trippin = "trippingballs"

image tiger = "tigerthing"

image spookyhouse = "halowwenhouse"

image batgam = "batman namgam"

image sweets = "spookysweetshouse"

image advert of boxness = "boxstoreadvert"

image box store = "boxstore"

image box inside = "insidetheboxstore"

image ccube = "ompanioncube"

image drugh = "drughouse"

image timmach = "time machine"

image fut = "future"

image movie = Movie(size=(1280, 720), xpos=0, ypos=0, xanchor=0, yanchor=0)

image clone = "edgyclone"

image look = "showthething"

image cell = "liljailthing"

image fat = "whydidyoueatallthosefuckingsnickers"

image dog = "creator"

image zom = "toatallyazombie"

image all of the snickers ever = "aotse"

image none of the snickers ever = "notse"

image escalation = "deded sng"

image brother = "bloody sweat"

image slide store = "tounge slide store"

image slide inside = "insidetheslidestore"

image dragor = "igor dragoncube"

image velvet = "velvet room"

image vault dual sword = "vaultdualsword"

image ngv5 = "nagv5"

image cv1 = "cev1"

image cv2 = "cev2"

image tenmm = "10mm_by_hybrid_changling-d9gh2k8"

image ngv4 = "ngv4_by_hybrid_changling-d9gh2ji"

image ngv6 = "ngv6_by_hybrid_changling-d9gh2j9"

image ngv3 = "ngv3_by_hybrid_changling-d9gh2jq"

image ngv2 = "ngv2_by_hybrid_changling-d9gh2jw"

image ngv1 = "ngv1_by_hybrid_changling-d9gh2jy"

image paper = "paper_by_hybrid_changling-d9gk3va"

image tvp = "tonguevenompickle_by_hybrid_changling-d9gk93j"

image kool aid = "kool_aid_guy_by_hybrid_changling-d9h37b2"

image a shit place to live = "a_shit_place_to_live_by_hybrid_changling-d9h3dzr"

image Sir Tophat Chapsworthington the V = "sir_tophat_chapsworthigton_the_v_by_hybrid_changling-d9gkf8r"

image chav = "a fucking chav"

image pickle = "pickle_by_hybrid_changling-d9gk93o"

image dick singer = "dick_singer_by_hybrid_changling-d9h8ns8"

image donut = "donut_by_hybrid_changling-d9j802n"

image venompickle = "venompickle_by_hybrid_changling-d9gk93c"

image monster = "ASDA monster"

image chainsaw nam = "mmeeee"

image chainsaw cube = "yoououou"

image treechan = "tree"

image slide dick = "slide boner"

image moon = "mon"

image ransom tape = "ransom"

image present = "present_by_hybrid_changling-d9mfydm"

image shitmug = "shitmug_by_hybrid_changling-d9mfyug"

image kitchen = "KITCHENN"

image place = "otherland"

Intro

The game starts here.

label splashscreen:

    scene splashscreen

    with Pause(1)

    show text "Stream; The Game" with dissolve

    with Pause(2)

    return

    scene splashscreen

label start:

    play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"

    scene splashscreen

    show image "me"

    D "Before we start this game there are a few things that I want you to know."

    D "I started this game quite a while ago (11th July 2015) so you might have forgotten some of the jokes used early on or something."

    D "I also usually code in HTML, not Python."

    D "This means that this game is kinda half assed and is filled with mistakes."

    D "Don't be too suprised if a background doesn't load or a character doesn't appear."

    D "A lot of the scene changes will be jarring because I didn't put in a transition or it didn't work."

    D "Hell, I don't even think that the splashscreen works."

    D "But whatever, I wrote half of this shit at like 7am with no sleep."

    D "Have fun I guess."

    hide image "me"

    show text "Stream; The Game" with dissolve

    with Pause(2)

    scene computer room bg

    P "Well fuck, it looks like it's Saturday again, time to start up the stream. Goddamn it."

    P "Hmm... What should I stream?"

    menu:

        "PF6":

            jump pf6

        "My Little Investigations.":

            jump mli

        "Italian Spiderman.":

            jump sp

    label pf6:

        scene pf6 bg

        P "Fuck, this boss is so difficult with these three, why is Celestia so useless?"

        D "How am I supposed to know?"

        jump streamover

    label mli:

        scene mli bg

        "The game starts up as normal, but when you're moving around the window your hand slips, causing the window to get all squished."

        P "Oh wow, look at those high quality, not at all squished graphics."

        N "So beautiful."

        D "So magestic."

        N "Truly."

        jump streamover

    label sp:

        scene sp bg

        N "I love watching this, it never gets old haha."

        D "The fucking SNAKES."

        jump streamover

    label streamover:

        scene computer room bg

        # ... the game continues here.

        "Who seemed to be happiest in that stream?"

    menu:

        "Dragon Cube":

            jump dc

        "Namgam":

            jump ng

Arc 13: ASDA Monster

show text "Arc 13: ASDA Monster" with dissolve

    with Pause(5)

    scene image "home"

    play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"

    "(You are back to being PICKLELESS.)"

    "It's another shitty day in London vale."

    "Cube busts down the door."

    show image "me"

    D "LET'S GO FIGHT THE MOTHERFUCKING ASDA MONSTER."

    P "No, why."

    D "YES, BECAUSE."

    hide image "me"

    show image "ng"

    N "THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A BRILLIANT IDEA."

    N "NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG."

    hide image "ng"

    show image "me"

    D "YES."

    D "LET US GO."

    stop music

    $ renpy.movie_cutscene("scenechange.ogv")

    play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"

    scene image "asda outside"

    "You travel to ASDA via the Bathmobile."

    scene image "asda inside"

    show image "me"

    D "OK, the ASDA monster is weak to chainsaws."

    P "OK"

    hide image "me"

    show image "ng"

    N "It also eats chainsaws."

    P "OK...?"

    hide image "ng"

    show image "me"

    D "And is chainsaws."

    P "What."

    "Cube pulls some chainsaws off the shelf and hands you and Namgam one each."

    hide image "me"

    show image "chainsaw cube"

    D "You guys ready?"

    P "No."

    hide image "chainsaw cube"

    show image "chainsaw nam"

    N "I LIKE TURTLES."

    hide image "chainsaw nam"

    show image "chainsaw cube"

    D "LET'S GO!"

    hide image "chainsaw cube"

    "There is is..."

    show image "monster"

    "The ASDA monster..."

    "Cube and Namgam rush at it!"

    hide image "monster"

    stop music

    $ renpy.movie_cutscene("battle.ogv")

    play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"

    show image "chainsaw cube"

    D "...We- We did it..."

    hide image "chainsaw cube"

    show image "chainsaw nam"

    N "Truly a battle for the ages."

    P "Why did you give /me/ a chainsaw?"

    hide image "chainsaw nam"

    show image "chainsaw cube"

    D ""

    D "Sustenance?"

    P ""

    P "You wanted me to EAT A CHAINSAW?"

    D "Yes."

    hide image "chainsaw cube"

    "They then proceed to try to force feed you a chainsaw."

    scene black

    stop music

Arc 17: Deeshipping

scene black

    stop music

    show text "Arc 17: Deeshipping" with dissolve

    with Pause(5)

    scene image "home"

    play music "beautifulMorning.mp3"

    "Cube runs up to you."

    show image "me"

    D "Pickle!"

    D "Come quick!"

    D "You've gotta help me!"

    P "Oh god, whats wrong?"

    P "Are you hurt? Is everything okay?"

    D "Namgam is making a chicken and ham sanwich!"

    ""

    P "Why the fuck was I even worried."

    D "C'mon! We've gotta hurry!"

    "She drags you to the kitchen and your butt gets rubbed on carpet along the way."

    scene image "nomilk"

    P "Ow."

    "You find Namgam, sure enough, making a sandwich."

    show image "me"

    D "Namgam!"

    D "Don' do this!"

    D "You're putting trillions of lives in danger!"

    "Ho many fucking people live in England?!"

    hide image "me"

    show image "ng"

    N "I have to do this, Cube!"

    N "I must know!"

    N "My father's legacy depends on it!"

    hide image "ng"

    show image "me"

    D "You don't have parents!"

    D "You were never born!"

    D "You just exist!"

    hide image "me"

    show image "ng"

    N "I'M DOING IT!"

    "You consider leaving these two alone."

    "But what else is there to do?"

    "You've already visited tree-chan ten times today."

    "Your bawls feel too tight, so you decide to stay and watch."

    N "HERE WE GOOOOOO!"

    hide image "ng"

    show image "me"

    D "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

    hide image "me"

    "Namgam applies the top slice of bread."

    "Suddenly, time and space warp and distort."

    "A fracture in the fabric of reality tears open."

    "You all fall inside."

    P "God fucking dammit, Namgam."

    scene image "black"

    scene image "otherland"

    "You open your eyes to a fucking stupid land."

    P "The sky is fucking purple."

    show image "ng"

    otherN "Hey."

    N "Hey bro"

    P "They've fucking multiplied."

    P "We're doomed."

    hide image "ng"

    show image "me"

    otherD "Omg iz us."

    D "Why do I speak like that."

    otherD "watchu mean i spek norml."

    D ""

    D "What's your favorite juice flavour?"

    otherD "Murshmelluew jeews"

    D "FUCK YOU!"

    $ renpy.movie_cutscene("Cube_fight.ogv")

    P "Whelp."

    D "Let's fucking leave."

    scene black

    hide image "me"

    stop music