The darkness, the lemonade, the sugary power of deceit. No pony could understand Rainbow Dash bending over and smooth talking her butt hole. There was nothing anypony could do, but walk along as she did this. Considering the fact that Rainbow Dash has mental problems, she really didn't know what to do at this moment.
"Jeeeeesus, Rainbow Dash! What the buck are you doing you stupid whore" said Pinkie Pie while scrubbing her teeth with a sharpened razor, causing a very loud sound of screeching from her disgusting yellow teeth.
Rainbow Dash twirled off herself from her anus and carefully looked upon the pink pony who scrubbed that fucking teeth so angrily. She could only stare enviously at what she saw as the Pink Pony continued to ruin her teeth for all eternity.
"OMG, PINKIE PIE, you need to take... a chill pill, "Chuckle"" she said with a chuckle.
Holy fucking shit, Rainbow Dash aimed her clitoris and urinated all over Pinkie Pie's face. She started dancing in the aggressive fountain of youth and took a deep breath to take in the urine into her throat.
"WOW, THANKS RAINBOW DASH" said Pinkie Pie gratefully.
"I dare say you disgusting Pink Pedophile of Prosperous proportions" said Rainbow Dash's anus.
"OMG, a talking anus!" Pinkie Pie said bewildered.
"OMG, a talking horse!" said the anus in return.
Then, piano music played out of thin air and Rarity came with her friend mister talking vagina. Rarity pursed her pussy lips and made a curious voice as the vagina "spoke".
"Excuse me here gentlemares, could you direct me to the bathroom, I need to take a right real tinkle" Rarity mouthed.
Pinkie Pie sat down and bent her body to the shape of a toilet, ready for Rarity to pee inside her. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
So, Rarity did so and pee'd and ocean of piss that spurred over Pinkie Pie into a puddle. The urine turned into actual liquid gold because Rarity is a jew.
"Holy tanoly, I didn't expect this much gold from Rarity's pisshole" Rarity sniffed the ground filled with the golden valuableness. "This is pure power AU for me time to spend it all"
So, Rarity grabbed her mane and tail and dived into the piss, to the point where it covered her entire mane and tail. It glistened with golden power.
"Well alrighty then, thank you for your time belly bagolines"
So, Rarity flew into the air as the enchanted mane flapped like smelly wings. She was going to Narnia in a bid to marry Prince Charming and scissor some good ol Ice Queen with her talking cooch.
The rest of the mane six just stood there, contemplating, understanding what was possible in this world. To think that Rarity actually submerged herself in her jewish urine. It could only be done by the most prestigious of ponies... Oooooh Gooooood.
My copyright is an awesome Copyright.
He rains in the Constitution above
Giving divine piss off
Our Copyright is an awesome Copyright.
And from above came Discord, but he was a WOOOMAN.
"Hello Gentlemares, I have had a magical sex change, who wants to orgy me with their penises"
The remaining ponies that stood CONTEMPLATING, regretted the availability of there ways. They couldn't have sex with Discord-ia because they were actually goyls.
"Just fuck off my homy Swagatola No mo Mola" said Pinkie Pie with a flush.
Then, Discord started fingering her vagina. Howling like a behemoth gorilla from outer space. She couldn't comprehend this growing orgasm from her pussy.
"DO IT DISCORD, BUCKING DO IT YOU SALTY CODGEROOOOOOH, look at all the pretty butterflies" said Rainbow Dash as her adhd came inside her.
Then, Pinkie Pie cried a sad tale.
"I never wanted to be a toilet, I was just a sad pony who needed some golden times in her life, but you know what, you can kiss my plastic pristine pony pooper because I am Outta here" she said with a tearful toilet tone.
Then, Fluttershy... Came....
"Holy shit, me and Celestia were smoking some weed and then shit went down as I started making out with her and... Now I'm a pony princess"
They all gasped and saw the buttery horn on her skull. It was very useful to deeply penetrate her mentor with.
"And like, OH my gosh, I got to hoof in Princess Luna and then Twilight came in, while then the Taliban heard our moaning and joined in the fun(Or was that like my imagination or something...), either way, it was a wild ride".
"Nnnngh! I've got a message! Were only two hundred more words away from finishing this story". said Discord while imagining a penis slapping his insides.
Pinkie Pie thought of something that could be entertaining to understand with. She knew that the toilet water was in her. There had to be a way to silence them.
"Wat?" said Pinkie Pie while Fluttershy pumped her with marijuana juices. Pinkie Toilets toilet water turned bright red.
"Now we'll be Blood Sisters forever Pinkie Pie." said Fluttershy.
"Wow, I don't feel so good..." said Pinkie Pie with a daze.
Then, something awkward happened. A very unusual circumstance overthrew the very reality that they were all in. Something fishy was going on and it seemed to be that Discord's female genitalia was the dimensional hole that held their entire reality. Remembering this information, he finally found a way to defeat these ponies once and for all, by savagely stroking herself. There was no way that it would be undone and the universe the writer created was completely destroyed. No more crazy antics or random words being thrown here and there. Only the sweet end of a dying universe would come to fruition. And that sound was just a quiet...
"NNNNGH I'M CUMMING".
