Too Many Dicks On The Dancefloor
Oak hugged Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie and Applejack for the ninth time that day as they happily went to a nightclub, the other three with them even though they didn't really want to go. Twilight only said yes when Rainbow said she could test the effects of nightclub alcohol on his unique physiology. Fluttershy only said yes because everypony else was going. Rarity only said yes because Fluttershy was going.
The loud dubstep was so awesome and wubtacular, Oak's straw hat with a red band flew off as soon as he opened the door, and an extra hoof shapeshifted and stretched from the back of his head to grab it and pull it back onto his purple-maned head and black Shadow Dragon body, and keep it held down. He stared at Vinyl Scratch, who was playing the coolest dubstep music Oak had ever heard. Tears formed in his eyes as the bass rocked his heart and his whole being, his heart starting to beat in time with the music because it was that good. Also, Vinyl Scratch was beautiful, her body and hair sweaty, and she was really passionate about her music, loving it just as much as all the dancers on the dance floor.
"What do you think?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"It's so awesome! I love nightclubs!" Oak said happily. "Thank you do much for taking me!"
He hugged her tightly again, and Rainbow struggled to get out. "Hey, try to act cooler!" She said.
"Okay!" Oak said cheerfully, and he made a big grimace, because he was trying to act cooler. He turned up his nose and talked in a lower voice. "Meh, this party is... alright." He said, trying really hard to sound cool.
Rainbow Dash was disgusted. "Never do that again." She said in disgust.
"Besides, you don't need to act like anypony else to impress us. You can just be yourself!" Applejack said happily.
Oak smiled and rubbed his head on hers. "Thanks, guys. I love you all."
"Let's go get some drinks!" Rainbow Dash said happily.
"Shots!" Pinkie yelled.
"Don't get too drunk!" Twilight said.
They went to the bar, and Oak looked at the menu, reading the whole thing. "I have no idea what I'm doing." Oak said happily as he looked at the menu. They all had funny names like Sex On The Beach and Piledriver and Fuck Her Right In The Pussy and Strawberry Daogaigar.
The bartender was a beautiful light-pink pink Earth Pony with a mane like Rainbow Dash's, except it was all yellow. Oak thought she was really hot, especially since she had huge flanks. Her Cutie Mark was a mug filled with a white liquid.
Oak looked at the prices and gasped. "Fourteen bits? What are they made of?"
"Well, if you'd be willing to do something for me, I might lower the price." She said sexily.
Applejack and Rainbow Dash hugged Oak protectively, glaring at the bartender, while Pinkie hugged Oak and laughed right at the bartender. It wasn't a jealousy thing, that'd be lame. It was because they didn't want that particular bartender doing anything with Oak, he was too innocent and she was the type to take advantage of that and discard a stallion like a used wrapper once she was bored with them. The bartender ignored them, since she preferred to go after stallions too lonely to have any friends, they were easier.
"Sure!" Oak said cheerfully, seemingly oblivious, even though he'd read the faces of AJ and figured out what was going on. "But first, let's have some drinks."
His eyes glowed, and he summoned seven big apple cider mugs, like Applejack ones, full of strawberry milkshake, exactly like the stuff Pinkie makes in Sugarcube Corner.
"I... I just..." The bartender said, her eye twitching. Pinkie Pie laughed at her, and so did Oak.
"Fascinating." Twilight said, scanning the drinks with a spell.
"You... magic... no horn..." The bartender said.
"He saw me do magic, and since he didn't know you needed a horn to do magic, he can use magic now, too." Twilight said, distracted by the results of her scanning spell, the results only her glowing eyes could see. "I know he doesn't have a horn, his body channels the magic through the whole body before using it. Not quite as efficient, but his raw power makes up for it."
"So, what did you want me to do?" Oak asked, as if the drink-making was normal for him.
"Well, uh... There's a special game of karaoke going on today." She said happily.
Rainbow knew where this was headed, she'd seen enough cocky stallions lose their pride forever here. "Uh..."
"Awesome! I want to do karaoke!" Oak said happily.
"It's a very special game of karaoke, for stallions only." She whispered into his ear, licking it. He giggled, his ears were ticklish.
"Why is it for stallions only?" Oak asked innocently.
"Do you see those three ponies?" She asked. She pointed at the Flower Ponies, to his surprise. Daisy, Lily, and Rose. They were waiting on stage by a karaoke machine and mic.
"Yeah!" Oak said happily.
"They'll tell you." The bartender said.
"Wait! This... might not be a good idea." Rainbow said nervously.
"Don't worry, Dashie! I'm an awesome singer."
"Stop calling me that." She grumbled cutely. "Also, yeah, but... this is-"
He teleported away in a burst of purple fire.
Rainbow stared at where he'd been. "I hate when he does that." She admitted.
Oak appeared in front of the flower ponies, startling them. Lily fainted. "Hi! I want to do Karaoke."
"You?" Rose asked in surprise as Lily got back up.
"Yeah!" Oak said happily.
"But it's special karaoke." Rose warned. "You have to try and sing a song while we clop you off."
Oak laughed. "Yeah, right." He didn't believe her at all.
Lily kissed him, to his surprise. "We're serious." She whispered.
Oak stared in shock at them.
"That sounds AWESOME!" Oak said happily. He grunted, sighed, closed his eyes, and dropped his stallionhood... three stallionhoods. Each one was a shiny dark black, unlike his greyish-black body, and they swelled to the usual stallion size and got bigger, until they started to poke out in front of his chest, his balls swelling until they stretched his sack like a pair of crotchtits. The three ponies stepped back in shock, and started to walk around him in arousal. They checked him out from all angles. Also, as his tail moved out the way, Lily noticed he had a wet mare slit between his balls and butthole.
"Uhhhhh... What are you?" Lily asked nervously.
"I'm a Shadow Dragon." Oak said happily. "We're supposed to be super powerful shapeshifting monsters that torment and destroy worlds and rape tons of stuff, but... I don't wanna do that, it sounds like too much effort. Also, I really like ponies."
"I'll say!" Rose said, poking the top of one of his dicks, checking if it was real. It spurted pre into her face suddenly, coating her head, and the other two started to leak pre as he got aroused from the sight. "Oops!" He said merrily as Rose spluttered and coughed and the other two laughed at her, and she started to lick her own face clean. Oak whimpered in need, not used to such sexiness in front of him. He wanted to clop, but Twilight told him doing that in someone else's house without permission was rude.
"Mmmmm, that tastes good! This is gonna be reeeeeal fun." Rose purred, her tail sticking up as her slit woke up and started winking and squirting yellow pheromone juice every few seconds. The other two licked her face to try some of his cum for themselves, and as if they'd drank a bottle of a magic fertility potion, they started to get horny.
"Oh buck, it's happening." Rainbow Dash said, watching him.
"He's gonna have a ton of fun!" Pinkie said happily. "And they're gonna get covered in tons of his fun!"
"I wonder if he can beat those three at this." Twilight said. "He hasn't had that much sexual experience with ponies. I hope he won't take it too hard if he loses."
"If they hurt his feelings, I'll hurt them." Applejack decided.
"I don't think he's gonna mind if it he loses. I mean, sex is fun, right?" Pinkie asked happily.
"Yeah, but you know how he is with losing." Rainbow pointed out.
"He's almost as bad as you!" Pinkie said with a grin.
"Eat a dick, Pinkie." Rainbow said affectionately, grinning back.
Meanwhile, back on the karaoke stage...
"Pick a song, quick." Daisy said, licking her tongue along his left cock, making him gasp. "And if you cum while singing, you lose, and your drinks cost double until you play again. Lose again next time you come here, and it'll cost another double. But if you win... you and your friends get free drinks for life. You aren't allowed to move or buck, pulling it back into your sheathe so we can't touch it is cheating, and we can do whatever we want to you, except take your dicks into us. Pleasure like that just wouldn't be fair on a poor little stallion like you."
"I only know this song." Oak admitted, pointing at Equestria, The Land I Love. He pressed the button and it got ready to play, waiting until Vinyl's song was over. The Flower Ponies weren't playing fair, though, and they started to stroke his cocks with their tails while they waited, keeping him horny.
"You think picking a short song will make things easier?" Rose whispered.
"We can make a stallion cum in SECONDS." Lily threatened.
"Awesome! G-good luck!" Oak said, seeing this as a friendly game, a little surprised this was happening.
Finally, Vinyl's song finished, and Oak's song started. "It's time for SEXYOKE!" Vinyl shouted. "And since I don't work here, I just get hired, I can say... THAT NAME SUCKS BALLS!"
The crowd cheered and agreed with her, and Vinyl pointed to him. "Keep your eyes on this one, he's a special kind of pony called a- HOLY BALLS, HE HAS THREE DICKS! I-I mean, he's a Shadow Dragon, some kind of monster whatever. He doesn't look like much of a monster to me... in fact, he's kinda cute. But as we all know, the cutest monsters are some of the most dangerous."
"Like my ex marefriend!" A brown Earth Pony yelled.
"I was thinking of Parasprites." Vinyl said. "Anyway... Good luck to our competitor! CUM on and have some fun!"
Vinyl changed the song and started to play his one, and the ponies started to watch him. The song wasn't that good, but any karaoke got better when sex was involved.
"Equestria, the land I love" Oak sang, and the three flower ponies kissed one cock each. Daisy got the left one, Rose got the right one, and Lily got his right one. He smiled happily.
"A l-land of harmon-ny" His left cock twitched involuntarily and slapped Daisy in the face. Many in the crowd laughed at her.
"Our flag d-d-does wave f-from high above" He started to get horny as they passionately stroked and kissed his giant cocks, streams of precum leaking out of each one.
"For ponyk-k-k-k-ind to ssssseeeeee" He wanted to cum, but he had to hold himself back.
"Equestria, a l-land of f-f-f-friends" Oak bit his lip as Rose started rubbing her marehood on his stallionhood's side, magic seeping through it.
"Where ponyk-kind do roooooooaaaam" Daisy pounced on his dick tip and started sucking hard, like it was poisoned by a snake and she was trying to get the venom out. His dicks and balls were so hard, it hurt. He needed to cum, and soon!
"You can do it!" Rainbow Dash shouted.
"They s-s-s-s-ay t-true fffffriendship never ends" Lily got nervous and decided to cheat. She rubbed her marehood on his giant dick's tip and her earth pony magic caused it to expand and pour pleasuring magic through it, twitching against his tip and eating up the pre it shot happily as she gradually prepared to mount him.
"Eq-questriAAAAA" Lily shoved her slit onto his dick hard, her wet slit winking out of control, feeling like the strongest vacuum in the universe was trying to suck his cock dry. "mmmmmy hommme" He finished weakly.
The crowd went wild and cheered like crazy, and Oak yelled out like he was launching a magic laser as he fired a huge spray of cum from his three cocks, like three firehoses as his balls shrunk to a more normal stallion size. Two flower ponies were coated completely in cum and shot back, flying against the far wall and hitting it with a wet splat, while the stuck Lily screamed as she was filled and appeared to be pregnant, filling like a balloon, and she flailed her legs in panic as she tried to get off. She finally got off, and like a balloon with a leak, she flew into the air as the cum flying out of her giant marehood worked as a jet, sending her flying and looping into the air and dousing stallions and mares alike in his cum, and she finally crashed into her two Flower Pony friends like a missile, cum still leaking out of her and coating the others.
"What a show!" Vinyl Scratch gasped. "I can't believe somepony finally beat this challenge! And with such impressive tools!"
Oak smiled happily, glad she thought his dicks were impressive. He also felt tired, and sleepy.
"Drinks are on me!" Oak shouted. "Give everypony a Strawberry Daogaigar, whatever that is. I like strawberries, so that should be nice."
The bartender started to cry sadly, but in a pathetic and funny way instead of a sad way.
"Woohoo! Go, Oak!" Rainbow Dash shouted.
"I'll have one of EVERYTHING!" Pinkie yelled happily at the crying bartender.
"I can't think of a single publisher that will print ANY of my findings today." Twilight said sadly, a faraway look in her eyes.
"I can." Rarity said sexily.
Author's Note
I know Strawberry Daogaigars aren't real. I made them up. :) Gaogaigar pun.