Starlight Calls Twilight On Her Bull

by Mystical Rainboom

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Starlight Glimmer
Length: 1080

Starlight is amazed by Twilight's innocent mind during their battle.She's now about to challenge just how the princess thinks.

"I don't know why we're so important"

These words came from somepony, who had been through obvious answers a hundred times. She has no ideas whatsoever.

Starlight Glimmer however is the one who intends to call her out on this mistake, but she's not sure if Twilight is just forgetful or if she's spent too much time with the Princess of Trolling.

(Contains: S5 finale spoilers.)

Published 2016-01-26 02:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2016-01-26 02:40:02 UTC

...And Twilight Does The Same To Her

"Wait! Wait! Wait! What did you say?" Starlight floated down to a cloud.

"I said I don't know why we're so important." Twilight looked confused.

"You...I just...it's...What's wrong with you?" Starlight said.

"What are you talking about?" Twilight asked.

"You mean to tell me you don't why you're so important!" Starlight was angry.

"What does that have to do with anything?" Twilight said.

"It's clear as the Crystal Empire that you're important! How do you not know?" Starlight was unamused.

"I'm sure the answer is somewhere in an ancient prophecy but-" Twilight was interrupted.

"Prophecy Hypocrisy! You're the smartest pony in all of Ponyville, but you forgot you were an element of harmony!" Starlight facehoofed.

"Well it's obvious they are powerful, but still I don't know why we matter so much." Twilight seemed innocent, but Starlight was only getting angrier.

"Twilight Sparkle, you are either Equestria's 2nd biggest troll or you've lost your mind!" Starlight paced on the cloud. "You've beaten a god of chaos, restored the tree of harmony, battled Tirek, came and ruined my perfect village, and even challenged Nightmare Moon, but you don't know why you're important?"

"Well, what's your excuse?" Twilight said with her cheeks glowing red.

"What are you talking about?" Starlight said.

"You've become a threat to all of the world just because a friend left you over cutie marks!" Twilight raised her voice.

"How do you know about that?" Starlight's pupils shrank.

"I've been reading your mind." Twilight said. "I was trying to see what you would do next in the timeline, but I'm wondering what the hay was happening in your past."

"That's none of your business! Stay out of my head!" Starlight said.

"That is my business." Twilight landed on the cloud and brought a video of a flashback. "You're friend gets his mark and leaves you in a short amount of time, but now you've become this out of control princess of magic."

"So..." Starlight Glimmer started blushing.

"That's the personification of a villain who takes over the world because they stepped on a lego brick." Twilight said flatly.

"You've got some nerve! You've been through about 100+ adventures involving friendship over the span of a few years or so, but you never found out why you're important." Starlight gritted her teeth.

"Well...uh..." Twilight was a little embarrassed by now. "Spike help me out here."

A small purple dragon and a small colorful filly were watching the fight from a cloud. The filly was eating popcorn and witnessing all the action. Spike scratched his head.

"Uh...Twilight has to think about a lot of things over the span of a month so she can forget somethings." Spike vouched for her.

"Stay out of this pipsqueak!" Starlight stomped a hoof down. "This mare can remember almost every fact from a 500 page textbook, but the world saving gems are forgotten?"

"Pipsqueak!" Spike blew some smoke from his nose.

Rainbow Dash giggled a bit.

"To be fair, 500 was I middle school. I'm up to 2000 pages over the span on 4 books without even focusing." Twilight felt pretty good.

"All the more embarrassing that you forgot about the elements of harmony for a single minute." Starlight said.

"I don't know why you're so upset over it. It's not like it decides this battle." Twilight tried to change the subject.

"It doesn't, but it is ridiculous to see that you've forgotten about them so easily." Starlight groaned and rubbed her forehead.

"It's also ridiculous how one mare starts the apocalypse over one pony leaving her." Twilight tried to go on the defense.

Starlight detected a mistake then put it all together. She once again shrank her pupils.

"If a few ponies are what are need to save the entire planet why would you erase them? You've doomed the world about 5 times!" Twilight said.

"Yeah! You tell her Twi-!" Spike shouted, but found a crystal rock in his mouth and it was too big to bite. Rainbow Dash rolled over laughing , but found herself in Crystal hoofcuffs as a result.

"Aw man." Little Rainbow Dash said.

"You're embarrassed now aren't you?" Twilight said.

"I see that you are too." Starlight said with arrogance.

"The worlds I've seen have become terrible and undesired places of chaos, because we don't all meet." Twilight told her. "We need to be together or there is no Equestria to live in."

"Well...it seems my plans have been doomed from the start." Starlight looked off in the distance. She and Twilight were both blushing. "Right now I just feel silly."

"That makes two of us." Twilight said. "You know Starlight, we have plenty of friends back in the other universe. Wanna join our herd?"

"You want me, the incredibly great and powerful Starlight Glimmer, to join your group of friends Despite all that's happen." Starlight looked confused. Meanwhile, a blue unicorn in another timeline had a strange sense that something was wrong with force.

"I don't see why not." Twilight let out her hoof for a hoofshake.

"Just how naive and gullible you?" Starlight asked in anger.

"I may seem a bit overfriendly, but I've been this way before and I've seen many great characters reformed." Twilight came closer."I know you can do it too."

"...Silly little...thanks." Starlight took Twilight's hoof. After all, she had no real use for a world with villains running free and wrecking the place, so why not take a role with Princess and her friends in a castle.

With that the two transported themselves and Spike back to the present after freeing Filly Rainbow Dash. They were all happy to be home, but a rainbow colored blur burst through the doors.

"Please stop." Rainbow Dash begged in pain. I've been getting these weird memory changes all day and that Dr.Whooves guy told me these changed by memories being changed in my past." Rainbow rubbed her head. "Wait. Why is she here?" Rainbow pointed at Starlight.

"It's complicated." Both ponies said.

"But don't worry, she's friendly now." Twilight said.

"She's with us too? That makes almost everyone nice." Rainbow said.

"I'm not done yet." Twilight said. "Spike, who's next on the list?"

Spike pulled a list out of his backpack. "Queen Chrysalis." Spike answered.

"I'll start on her next year. I need a long hia-. I mean break." Twilight blushed again.

Author's Note

Why not? I kinda felt like this while watching the finale.:derpytongue2: