Alicornucopia

by Norm De Plume

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Original Character, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash
Length: 0

When one is involved in an unwanted love triangle, it's wise to make sure you're not the obtuse one in the relationship.

Doctor Princess Twilight Sparkle's heart is overflowing with hurt. Equestria is on the edge of erupting, developments in her Demesne have deteriorated, and lastly, her love life is on life-support.

Only Princess Cadance can help Twilight untangle her feelings for both Rainbow Dash and Golden Retriever. The three mares journey to the Crystal Empire, seeking her wisdom, understanding, and healing, only to be sent right to bed.

(Insert the "A Princess is Plenty Horny!" joke here.)

A porny pony side-story to The Demesne of the Reluctant Twilight Sparkle, written by MrNumbers. He has read this and signed off on it. It should affect next to nothing in his own series. Takes place three months after Chapter Nine.

Written because he likes to torture his characters with Monkey's Paw gifts, and this is simply a way for Twilight and company to have a brief rest at the oasis of pleasure before plunging back into the desert of disasters that is Demesne.

Published 2016-01-26 00:50:02 UTC
Last updated 2016-01-26 00:50:02 UTC

Chapter 1

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