The trio of destruction

Ch.1: First impressions, always goes smoothly… No, not really.

(Carolus Rex, Location Unknown…)

“Ow…. What the fuck?” I whined as the pain began to make itself notable throughout my entire body. Getting myself up, dusting off the dirt, I looked around and I seemed to have created a crater of sorts….

…. In the middle of nowhere….

“Fuck me.” I growled quietly to myself. If all this dust and dirt is of any indication, I’m smack-damned in the wastelands. Jumping up and out of there, I looked about to see if there was a town or any form of civilisation.

So far, nothing.

“Well, shit. Now I’m not even sure if I’m even in Equestria… Sure as Hell doesn't feel like it.” Maybe it was the crash that messed up my head. I mean, sure, it might still be Equestria. While at the same time, no, it isn’t. “Is this even my Equestria anymore…” Well, no point in standing here mooping about it. Spreading my wings out, stretching and popping a few joints in them. I took to the air and started flying towards the Everfree Forest.

This may be a different Equestria all together, but that forest remains the same. It’s the only place I can ever call home now….

PoV: Volburaal Nahlii
Location: Ponyville

Today has been good so far, managed to stop a crazy psychopath from another world not to long ago and everything has been slowly going back to normal-ish now that I've decided to stay in this world.

Now, I'm reading a history book to learn a little bit of the past. I wore some camo cargo pants and a shirt with the words ‘Bitch! I'm adorable!’ and a caricature of Vegeta from the show I've seen in my time on Earth.

I then felt a large disturbance in the veil between worlds.

“Twilight! I'll be out for a while!” I shouted at the lavender princess.

“Why?” I heard Her ask behind me, scaring the hell out of me. I turned around to look at her.

“The thing that separates Dimensions was breached, or more accurately someone broke it but I'm not sure if it was on purpose or by accident.” I said to her.

“Alright but make sure you don't come back in pieces again.” She said as she walked away.

“That I hope.” I said as I snapped my fingers and teleported close to the anomaly. Once I appeared in the location, I took a look at my surroundings.

“I hate it when shit like this happens.” I sighed to myself as I flew up to look for it.

I flew around a couple for a couple of minutes and finally spotted an actual equine alicorn. This one was male, no mistake, he was wearing a red, sleeveless, synthetic-looking leathered, overcoat, with a black singlet underneath it, and black leathery pants. I’ll give him some credit, dude got good taste and style.

But still...

“Hey! What's the big idea trying to rip the Veil?” I asked him as I landed behind him. As I closed my wings I began walking up to him.

“Who’s asking?” He answered me with another question of his own, before turning to face me. Only for him to look at me in shock. “What the… You’re… Wait a minute.” His look of shock changed dramatically to a face filled with suspicion and an intent to kill if proven hostile.

“OK, let me revise that question: what the fuck are you, really?” Wait for it. “Because since when do Equestrians wear a shirt that only Humanity knows where it came from?” and there it is.

“Congrats on figuring it out, didn't think anything would get pass my disguise but oh well.” I said as I was soon covered in a torrent of black fire. Once the fire was gone, my disguise was gone along with it.

“So, that's what you are?” He said as he walked around me, being mindful not to do something he’ll regret. “In a sense, you seem to remind me of Discord. Yet you’re more than what he’ll ever be.”

“That's because I'm his older brother. But unlike him being spirit of chaos, I am Chaos incarnate, created by accident but raised to cast judgments on countless worlds.” I said to him.

“Created? I’m guessing the All-Father has something to do with this then. Not that there’s anything wrong with Chaos…”

“Dad tried to make unique peaceful worlds and had contained all chaos, apparently him containing all the chaos had made me. At first he had taken care of me like a mortal father would to his child, he then saw that not having chaos takes the uniqueness out of everything, so He began teaching me to use my powers wisely.” I said as I made some lawn chairs appear and sat down on one.

“Of course it would take the fun out of everything else. I mean, what is Order, without Chaos? One cannot survive without the other. Isn’t that the absolute Truth?” He said as he came to sit next to me, just some distances from me.

“So, explain why you've ripped the veil, which I've fixed just a few weeks ago mind you, and be quick before I decide to send you to the Ausul dimension.” I said, making a mug of cider appear in my hands.

“In all honesty, I have no idea what happened. You sure you fixed it properly? Besides, what’s the reason for me to do such an absurd thing?” He told me.

“Shits and giggle, I don't know. The ones before you said it was Dad's fault, to which I agreed as I saw his trollish smirk. I had to explain why there was a Biped Dragon, A demonic pegasus and an Alicorn Kirin to Twilight.” I said as I began to rub the side of my head.

“Seriously? Although, should we had, all of us, been surprised? I mean, how long has he lived? Not being able to have much fun, when there’s a fuckton of stupid, all throughout the cosmos.” He said to me, rubbing his neck. “But, I understand. Sometimes it sucks balls being the target of his games. Funny enough, he hasn't done that sort of thing to me, because he gave me the choice whether I wanted to go or not.”

“So what do you plan on doing here? Trouble is not something I take kindly.” I said in a calm tone.

“Trouble? You sure trouble hasn’t been following us both? It doesn't matter whether you want one to happen or not. Besides, I get the feeling something has a bone to pick with us both.”

“Funny, they should know by now that I can't be killed.” I said with a chuckle.

Although, it seems this guy thought otherwise. “That’s true, but who’s to say it’s all for killing us off?” He asked, which got me confused. “If you ask me, I say whatever's out there, clearly wants to start a war. But are we really the target, or the key towards something more?”

“Don't know and I really don't care if I'm a big part of it, I'll either eat them or shoot them.” I said as I stood up.

“To be honest, I really hope not. I got a kid to look after and a mare to love, allowing some asshole try to start something is a big no no.” I said as I began to stretch. I then snapped my fingers, making the couriers overcoat appear on me.

“And if they won’t let up?” He asked me as he got up as well. “I know you don’t want any part of it, but what if you don’t have a choice? What if none of us really did had much of a choice to begin with?” He shrugs his shoulders. “Whatever. We’ll worry about that later. I don’t suppose I could crash at your place, or will that be too much?”

“Sure but let me go ask Twilight if it's okay.” I said as I was soon covered in a torrent of black fire again. Once it was gone I could see that my disguise was up again.

“Oh, Purple girl, huh? Great.” He didn't sound too thrilled about Twilight. “Just make sure she doesn't flip her shit when she sees me. I’m not telling her anything about me.”

“She's not as crazy as you think, as long as you don't touch her cannon. If you do, no holy being can help you.” I said as I recalled the time I had to move the item in question, only to get chased around by Twilight.

“Cannon? What the fucking hell does she need a cannon for!? You know what, fuck it, can we get a move on!?”

“Anti-Matter rifle, It was originally for me to use against a giant space station named Helios, but the plan backfired as the main cannon of the station fired directly at me, making me lose the cannon in the crater as I was launched miles away.” I began to explain as we began walking towards Ponyville.

“Long story short, she found it and used it. After getting passed the initial shock from firing the gun, she realized how amazing it felt to use something capable of a fuckton of Chaos. Honestly, I knew right then and there she was and I were meant to be.” I finished explaining.

“Well, we've been going out way before that but you get the idea.” I said as I walked down the dirt path.

“Oh and you said she wasn’t crazy, you fucknugget! For god sakes man, now I have to watch out when I’m around her!” He was pissed at this information.

“I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's not as crazy as you think.” I said with a shit eating grin as I made a clock appear to check the time. Time to pick up Nyx from School, damn.

“We need to hurry, I've got to pick up my daughter and her friends from school.” I said in a serious tone.

“Alright.” He said as we ran towards the school. “So, what the little one’s name? And speaking of names, mine’s Carolus Rex.”

“I'm Volburaal Nahlii, nice to formally meet you.” I said as I snapped my fingers, creating a blue portal in front of me. The portal then showed the front of the School.

“Perks of being me.” I said to myself as I walked through. Once on the other side, I turned back to see the orange portal on the side of a wall.

“Portal, huh? I shouldn't be surprised, since you talked about Borderlands.” He said as he follows closely behind.

“Borderlands? You mean my stupid ass plan worked, ha! Pandora is a planet I made about four to five thousand years ago and gave some visions to this guy in Gearbox.” I said with a laugh as I closed the portal behind him.

“Hey now, don’t be harsh on yourself. I loved it, everyone else loved it. Fuck man, you created the best shoot-and-loot game ever!”

“Thanks. I've also made some other worlds and a large sphere called the traveler, it disappeared one day and I couldn't find it.” I said with a shrug as I walked closer to the school house.

“Seriously? So the Traveler is evil? Because seriously, wherever he goes, shit gets fucked over.”

“That's the thing, it was operational but it wasn't completely. A few things were missing for it, for instance a built in planetary scanner, a judgement system and planet destroying cannon.” I said as I stopped and sat on the nearest bench close to the school.

“Jesus fuck dude! But how come Bungie screwed the whole thing up? Story wise, I mean.” He asked as he started doing push-ups while we waited.

“Well, after a few years it disappeared, Discord had found an apocalyptic version of Earth with none other than the traveler hovering above. So I was like fuck it and gave a vision to a random guy of Discords choosing.” I said, hearing the bell ring.

PoV:Carolus Rex

“Wow. Tough luck man.” I said as I got up in time when all the little kitties started to run out of the School house, all laughing and such. “So, which one is she?” I asked…. Dammit I can’t say his name for shit! Fuck!

“Her name's Nyx, cute little bundle of joy.” He said as he was soon tackled by a midnight alicorn filly.

“Hi dad!” The filly greeted as she she got off him.

“Ow, hey sweetie. Ready to go?” He said as he sat up.

“Not yet, we need to wait for my friends.” She said as Vol stood up and picked the filly up.

“Yeah yeah, Twilight time with you and your friends.” Vol said as he gave the filly a smile.

“Nyx, I'd like you to meet a new friend of mine, Carolus Rex. He's visiting for a bit.” He said as the filly waved at me.

I waved back at her. “Hello little one.” I said to her, even in all my years, I’m still kind of nervous about children. “You must be Nyx, correct?” Although, I did get a good look at her eyes. They were...different. In a unique way of sorts. They’re pretty cool anyway.

“Yep, Nyx Volbur is my name.” She said with a bit of pride.

“Cool. So, how was school for you?” I asked her.

“Like always, i get bullied just because I have a bit of my dad's soul in me but I never let them get to me, because I know he gave it because he loves me.” She answered as she hugged Vol.

“Yup, and I wouldn't have done otherwise.” Vol said to her as he gave a small kiss to her forehead.

Sighing at the ‘being bullied’, I felt like giving those responsible a piece of my mind, and a kick to their teeth. “Well, at least you have patiences. But still, I don’t like the whole bullying thing, and the lies.” I said with a bit of a growl, until Vol placed a hand on my shoulder.

“Dude, as long as the victim knows what the bully does is because they're either jealous or lying, then nothing can go wrong.” He said as he pulled his hand away.

I snorted at that. “Yeah well, I only wish we could beat them up. But that’s just my past lifetime talking out loud.” Looking off to the left, most of the kids were standing there just staring at us. “We should get moving. Nyx, where are your friends?”

“There.” She said as she pointed behind me. I turned around and saw three fillies riding bicycles heading my way.

“Alright. Lead the way.” I said to Vol as we walked off and away from the School.

Upon entering town, everyone we see stopped what they were doing and stared at us. Mostly me, really. “Don’t you all have something better to do?” I asked them and they gave their apologies and went back to whatever.

“Why were they all staring anyway? They’ve seen you around Vol. So what makes me special?” I asked him.

“Probably being a new Alicorn in town, they aren't trying to be rude, they're just curious.” He answered.

“I know, but that doesn't mean it’s less annoying.” Sighing, I asked them another question. “Anything happening this month?”

“Other than doing random thing and using dad's setup to keep doing my job. I have a small closet and in the inside is like a Tardis.” He said.

“Is grandpa coming to visit anytime soon?” Nyx asked Vol.

“I don't know, I'll ask him later.” Vol answered her.

“Huh, it’s been awhile since I last saw him. How’s he doing? Busy much?” Nyx gasped at this.

“You know him too?” She asked.

“Of course. Who else gave me life to begin with?” I then looked at Vol. “Don’t answer that one.” I told him, which only made him chuckle.

“Hehehehehaha.” He laughed as Nyx gave him a confused look.

Shaking my head, I couldn't help but smile at that laugh of his. “Why did it had to be his, of all things, you inglorious bastard you.”

“Watch the language around Nyx.” He said in a dead serious tone.

Rolling my eyes at this, I nodded. “Yeah, I got it. But where did you think I picked up on that anyway? It’s not like they didn't care about me.”

“I don't know, but anyway we're here.” He said as we stood in front of the crystal doors.

“... Meh.” Was all I could think of saying. Which got a confused look from Nyx, but shock from her friends. “When you see one, you’ve seen them all…” I explained my reason.

“It's home, plus I have a few rooms that expand to your imagination. Like Nyx's’ room, she likes the stars and has her room look like the night sky.” He said as he opened up the door.

“And of course, I had to make an ever expanding library for Twilight when she wants to read. A room for Spike filled with edible gems, and mine is just chaos at it's purest form.” He said as he held the door open for the three other fillies to go in. He then let Nyx down gently to the floor.

“When you see your mother, tell everything's fine.” He said, earning a nod from her as she and her friends went to look for Twilight.

“So, you can change the room with your imagination… That’s cool, and bad.” I commented on how they work.

“I know, which is why I check them every now and again.” He said with a shrug.

“Well, for now, only you are allowed in there. What I’m gonna conjure up in there is something adults are only allowed to see.” I told him as he lead me to one of the rooms. “You’ll probably think I’m crazy once I’m done.”

“As long as it doesn't involve anything sexual and/or weird.” He said as he stood in front of a door and snapped his fingers, making the door flash. He then opened it, allowing me to see a pure white room.

“Dude, it’s nothing like that. I’m not that deprived. Besides, if you want to avoid those themes, put them under lock and key. That way, not a single nerd will defile any of the rooms.” I told him. “Besides, mine is… Well, you’ll know when you see it. Just don’t bring the kids inside.”

Vol then snapped his fingers, changing his clothes to a blue jumpsuit with yellow stripes and held a clipboard with literally a fuckton of random equations.

“Please step right in.” He said with a smirk.

“... Fuck it.” I did as I was told and walked inside. “Okay, now what?”

“Think, Dumbass.” He said as he crossed his arms.

“Oh, I’m sorry. I thought you were gonna pull a fast one on me.” I snarked off at him sarcastically. “Well, go on, piss off. I don’t want you spoiling the surprise, asshole.”

Vol then proceeded to take his eyes out of their sockets.

“I mean it, get out.”

“Alright.” He said as he blinked and his eyes were back in where they belong and walked out the room.

“Alright then…” I walked up to the door and closed it. “Hmm… I better change this door, to make it look the part.” Using my head, it morphed into a big, metallic slide door, filled with gothic art, skulls, and weapons of war. “Well, at least he’ll get the hint. Now to get to work…”

PoV: Volburaal Nahlii

After leaving Rex to his own devices, I went to my working room and spread chaos. After an hour of working I got up and went to check up on him.

I walked back to the room I left him in and opened it. And lord and behold on what he made. Inside was like one of those big factories, making all sorts of weapons of mass destruction. What I did find interesting was that it all looked like the Victorian era, gothic-like art and stuff, with skulls and such. It also had some Roman-like statues mixed into it. Not bad, but technically he’s right about one thing: I do think he’s crazy. But I’ve seen worse.

He wasn’t anywhere in this place, not that I could see him. Rex imagine this place a tad bit too big, even for himself. You could practically get lost in here!

“I have the sudden urge blow myself up.” I said myself as a C4 charge materialised in front of me.

“I was joking.” I said to the C4, making it fade out of existence.

‘ello!' I heard my insanity say.

“You just keep appearing in these rooms, huh?” I asked it as my shadow looked up at me and got off the ground. It then materialised some clothing. He wore a shirt with the words ‘There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk that line every day of my life.’ And wore some black jeans.

“You know me, plus I'm not able to appear outside these rooms. I mean sure I can talk to you but that's the thing, I can only talk to you.” He said as he took a look at our surroundings.

“Don't ask.” I said to him, earning a shrug from him.

“Hey Fuckfaces!” I turned around to see a very pissed off Rex, for some reason. “What the Hell are you two doing here!?”

“Bored.” I answered him as I turned to look at Vorohah.

“I'm here because he's here.” He said with a shrug.

“And you both thought it was a good idea to waltz right in here?”

“May I remind you that you're in my home.” I said with a bemused look as Vorohah rolled his eyes.

Although, the ending result...wasn’t what I was expecting from him. Actually, I probably shouldn't be surprised. Walking up to me, he glared at me, full of hatred, which is nothing new. But what he did was something else, in quick succession he practically blew my head off! My head flew off to the corner of the room as my body went limp and fell to the ground. My body then stood up and walked towards my head and picked it up, then reattached it.

“Does it look like I give a rats-ass about that!? No!” He growled at me. “While you’re at it, go see your family! I mean for All-Fathers sakes, you care about them don’t you!? Spend some more quality time with them! Not waste it out on your delusional fantasy!” With that, he walks off, somewhere in this...place.

“Rude much.” Vorohah asked me as I twisted my neck a few times.

“Don't know, I only just met him.” I said as I proceeded to move my jaw around. Vorohah then shrugged as he turned back to my shadow as I walked out.

(Carolus Rex, working…)

“Jesus Christ. What the hell is wrong with him!?” I said as I went back to working on my weapons. “I mean, coming in here, all because he was bored. Shouldn't he have just gone to Twi and make love!?”

Honestly, there is only so much I can take! Right now, I was manufacturing a certain cannon based off an Anime I’ve watched a long time ago. Along with other things. “How did he not know about… Of course, he wouldn't care on what anyone is, because it isn’t his problem, nor his cause.”

Sighing, I stopped for a moment, thinking about my Equestria. “Who am I to tell him off like that, when clearly we’re the same...just different roles to play.” Not like I was any different, I mean Hell, I’m probably still worse than Vol. I don’t exactly spend my time wisely either, with my loved ones. “Not to mention, I have a lot of Lovers.”

Shaking my head, I was about to continue working when I felt...something familiar. Something that leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Moving away from my workbench, I headed straight out of my room, out of the castle, and into Ponyville. So far, nothing was out of the ordinary, or so it looks that way.

That is, until I heard screaming. Running towards the scene, I spotted something I never thought possible.

An elf like being was fighting what looks like a cyborg Griffin. The elf delivered a powerful blow to the griffin and the sound of gears braking could be heard.

“DiE!” The the griffin shouted as be raised left arm as it start to light up.

“Up yours!” The elf said as he pulled out a gun with a skull of some sorts and held the trigger, making a large ball of lighting appear.

They both fired at the same time and both shots collided, resulting in large explosion in the center. As the dust began to settle down, I could see the Elf was standing on top of the cyborg as he aimed a rifle at it's head.

“When you get to hell, Tell Praxis I said Fuck you.” The elf said as he pulled the trigger and fired, killing the cyborg with a shot to the head.

“Hmm…” I hummed as I thought about this whole thing, until it clicked. “Wait a minute…. Jak?” I said out loud, upon which got his attention. “Hey! Your name’s Jak, right!?”

“Who’s asking?” He said as he aimed his blue machine gun at me.

“Hey! That shit ain’t gonna do you much, you stupid twat!!”

“I didn't say anything about firing at you, this town however is another thirty credits. I want answers and I want them now.” He said as he changed the gun into a another purple gun with a small rocket on it.

“Where's Veger?” He asked.

“He’s not here. You’re not in your Equestria. The both of us aren’t anymore.” I told him in calm tone, well, as calm as I can say. Seeing as he just had to pull out that fucking overkill of a rocket launcher! I mean, really!? Is it really necessary!?

“Prove it, I need evidence. If I've learned anything from playing the Ace attorney series is that I need evidence.” He said as he lowered his gun.

“God you piss me off… DISCORD!!!!!” I shouted out his name and he came into view.

“My, aren’t you the loud--!?” I cut him off by grabbing his muzzle and squeezed it shut.

Levelling his eyes with mine, he got the message I’m not one for games. “Get. Your. Brother. Here. NOW!!!” Shoving him away from me, he quickly nods and teleports off. Looking back at Jak, I glared down at him. “Don’t try anything fucked up. Or else…”

“Or else you'll have the blood of innocent lives on your hands. So, yeah don't piss me off, or I'll pull the trigger.” He said, still holding his gun.

Rolling my eyes at this, I quickly took the gun from him. And to get my point across, I snapped it in half with ease. “I can tell you the same thing, you little asswipe.”

“If you're threatening to kill then get it over with, I've got nothing to lose.” He said, not fazed by the loss of his weapon.

“Look dumbass, there’s someone who can help you! He might not be able to help me, but he can do you better.” I told him, not really giving much of a damn about his self-loathing, or whatever!

Soon a portal opened up and Vol came through it.

“What?” He asked as he crossed his arms.

“This little elvish prick right here got lost. Think you can get him back to his Equestria?” I explained to Vol, while ignoring Jak’s complaint and giving him the figure.

“I could but it'll take a while, maybe a few weeks.” Vol said as he look at Jak.

“Oh I got plenty of time, it's not like some planet destroying race is waging war over my world.” Jak said with much sarcasm.

“Don't be a smart ass, I can take you back but.” Vol said.

“But?” Jak asked in return.

“If you want a much better chance, we have to wait for my father to arrive. He'll be here in two weeks.” Vol said as he floated over to Jak.

“Hmph, Fine but I'm going to need a nice Isolated place for me to stay.” Jak said with his eyes closed and arms crossed.

“There's a secluded lake deep in the forest over there.” Vol said as gestured at the Everfree.

“Use this to go there and back.” Vol said as he gave Jak some sort of small ipad.

“Alright, hopefully this isn't going turn into a shitfest.” Jak said, pressing a button and teleported away.

“Oh great, he done fuck up now! Jinxing us all like that! Fucking pointy dickwad!” I growled, already knowing this is gonna turn up from shitfest, to fuckfest.

PoV: Jak

After appearing at the lake the guy suggested, I went out to hunt for food. I've caught a few rabbits and deer but was soon visited by a Manticore in my camp.

“You want to go, fuckwad?” I asked it as I felt the change. The Manticore growled at me.

“Good.” I said as I stood up and transformed into an Eco Drake.

“Let's play little kitten.” I said as I walked over to it, ready to slaughter it.

(Princess Celestia...)

"Hm?"

"Sister, did you felt that?" My sister, Luna, asked me. Seems she felt it as well.

"Yes, indeed. It appears that we have newcomers." I answered her. I saw her get up from her chair and proceeded to walk, summoning her war gear. "Luna, what do you plan to do?" I asked her.

"What does it look like Celestia? I'm going to investigate these intruders." She told me firmly.

"Really Luna? With a show of force?" I asked her with a deadpan expression.

"But what if they are a threat!?"

"Vol is down there. He has done us all a great many deeds, of his own free will, without causing so much of a fuss." I told her in a serious tone. "Besides, one of them seems to have some connection to Vol, in some aspects. But what it is, I cannot say. So to that, we will let Vol sort this out."

"Humph! You trust him too much!" She huffed before walking out on me. "I'll be tailing them from the shadows. This way, I can be sure they aren't a threat."

Sighing to myself, I wrote up a letter to tell Twilight what Luna is up to, and to have Vol look out for her, in case she causes a scene with any of them. "I'm so sorry Luna, but you leave me no choice."

Author's Note

Like I said, a collaboration. Hence the reason why the Crossover tag was put on.

So, yeah, first time we've ever done this, but most of the credit falls to We-are-legion, so make sure you follow and read his stories if you haven't yet done so.

And thanks for reading!