Make America Great Again

Donald Trump

Tampa, Florida

2/12/16, 6:20 pm

After a long time of waiting, about an hour, Trump walked up on the stage of the rally. While he headed for the podium, he waved at the crowd as they cheered for him.

He stood at the podium. "Unbelievable, thank you!" he shouted, eliciting cheers from the audience.

Donald Trump started in on his speech, thanking the crowd for attending his rally, while reminding them to vote for him in their primaries. As the hour passed by, he delivered the usual rhetoric to the crowd, bashing Barack Obama and his policies, threatening to sue Ted Cruz, and criticizing Bernie Sanders for his socialistic policy ideas.

Soon, an hour had passed quickly, and Trump knew that the crowd  was starting to lose interest in his speech. It was this moment that he decided to bring up the most publicized event of the century, and his opinions and ideas about it.

"So, you all know about that big island of ponies out in the ocean, right?" he asked rhetorically, bringing another cheer from the crowd. "Well, I have thought for a while about it, and here are my ideas on our relationship with them, Equestria."

"This is pretty much the whole of it, the biggest chunk of it: economic policy. We all know that NAFTA has allowed Mexico to screw up our economy pretty hardcore. If I am elected president, I will make sure to take Mexico away from all our trade agreements. In its place, Equestria will become a major trading partner. We have no debt to them, and they are a backwards country in terms of industry, so they can give us their untapped oil reserves that could also reduce our reliance on Middle Eastern oil. What they get in return is assistance in a nationwide modernization project for them. Since diplomatic relations are most likely going to be  finalized this year, all I need to do is talk to them, and they would like it, you would like it, and it will benefit America in the long run."

The crowd was ecstatic. People cheered loudly now, and Trump decided to let his proposal finish the rally. He spoke a few parting words to the people, and them stepped off the stage, past a curtain, where Corey met him just offstage.

" Donald, you were amazing!" he said excitedly.

Trump walked past him, but  he looked over his shoulder, and stated, "I know."

Twilight Sparkle

Canterlot, Equestria

2/12/16, 10:34 pm

Twilight Sparkle walked into the throne room. Princesses Celestia and Luna were sitting on their thrones, having received the message from Spike earlier that morning. When Twilight finally walked close to Celestia's throne, the regal mare stood up and addressed her.

"Hello, my faithful former student, what brings you here today?' the Princess of the Day asked.

Twilight gestured to a group of humans, who were busy setting up a large television which was blaring what she had gathered was called CNN International. " I finished watching a speech that had been aired from the democratic superpower known as the United States of America, and I wish to speak about it with you, as well as other pressing issues."

Celestia glanced at her new television, which was airing news about the American presidential elections, giving particular attention to the blond-haired billionaire running for their president.

"I assume you speak of their popular nominee, Donald Trump? We have seen it as well." Celestia gestured to Luna, who nodded as she started to speak, " We will not pretend to understand the forms of government of the humans, but it certainly appears that this country is going through some sort of process to replace their prince, if I am not mistaken."

Twilight started in, " Well, this person says he wants to start a close relationship with Equestria, and we give them our oil, which the humans say can be found in deposits deep underground, in exchange for normalizing our status on this new planet. Oh, and Princess Luna, the term for their head of state is president."

Luna watched the television again, which was repeating some of the words of Donald Trump's speech. " The idea intrigues me, sister, but this person has shown himself to be quite egotistical. Do you think he would be a good person to trade with in the next few years?" she asked Celestia.