[CR DD&AH] 30Min Writing Challenge #3 *TreeTime Edition*

“DERPY WHAT THE FLYING SQUIRREL DID YOU DO WITH MY COOKIE JAR?!” Twinkleshine shouted as she burst through the doowr .

Dery was might frightened and hid beingd the chair. “I’M sorry I arte the cookies.”

“TYOU WHAT?!” the unicorn growled. “I had thoise brought in from some random place called [insert pony pun name here]”

“PLEASE DONT HER T ME!” derpy shouted and tried to run away but since twinkleshine was in the door she had to sgo through the wal but she just splatted into the wall.

“Ugh forgett it you butt” sh twinkleshine talked and walkeded out the door but then a little while later she smashed through the window even theough there was a door smashed just next to her. “WAIT i changed my mind this is not good enough!”

“I’m sorry” derpy said i na sweet coice and she made puppydog face and twinkleshine wsws shot by the cute and fell back out the door hole.

BUT THEN a little while later she smashed throug hthe roof

“HOW DID YOU DO THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT” derpy said because she was imprsed and clapped her hooves and then clapped her hother hooves by laying on her back

“IM A UNICORN I HAVE FLAPJACK MAGIC”

“WHAT. FLAPJACKS?! “

“NO WAIT PANCAKES!

“I LOVE PANCAKES!” derpy druled.

“I ALSO locve CooCOIRES and you ate themmm!”

“OH NO!” derpy said being much scareded again and was dragged through the last wgoosd wall with twinkles and then her house broke.

“You muffin breath are going to come with me and get me a snack BECAUSE I’M HUNGLES AND ITS LUNCH TIMES

“It wstopped being lunch time like three hours ago-

“I WANT PANCAKES!” she interruptes

But on the way there they fell down a hole. twinkles floated back out because unicorn magic buitches, but she looked down to see where derpy went but it was just black

“WSho the fuck put this whole here?”

“My baaaaaaaad” depy’s voice came from down as it fasded away.

what why is she not coming back, twinkles though, “is this like a forever puit? how could derpy mess things up that bad. she’s too cute to be so bterrible.”

“DEPRY YOU HAS WINGS YOU BUTT”

“OH YEEAH” her distant voice came and she flew back up.

“NOW LETS GO!”

on theri adventure to get a cake they bumped into a platapus and decided to ride it the rest of the way. but the platapus didn’t have wifi so twinkles shot it away with her magivc and then they fell down to the fground again.

derpy preten ded to be as duck to hide but twinkles found her because she is obviously not a duck silly.

theyn they went to the market but it was invaded by a dinosaur who looked so grumpy. it had a big hat on its head and it was chacing rartity who was just trying to make it fabulous,and then all the ponies were like “RARITY STOP IT YOUR ENDANGERING PONYIVLLE AHGAIN.

But then they all beated up the dinosaur before the mane 6 even got htere because they were making ponies be their friends in some random place or maybe being sqashed by yaks.

And then the market ponies were so grateful they wanted to vive them a pcake but they were OUT OF OANCAKES!

“NOOOOOOO” twinkles shouted.

“Didnt you want cookies instead?” derpy asked

“OH YES” and then they went to look for cookies.

Rarity came up “thank you for helping me, you know us mane 6 have way too many pancakes. we just somehoe get them forom everywhere. i think twilight is the pancake princess otr some blargh.”

“NO I DONT WANT PANCAKES NO W I NWANT COOOKIEEES”

adn the nshe turned rarity into cookeis and that was the end. she and edrpy were FRIENDS AGAINNNN forever and ever until the next time she ate her cookies . and then a giant mecha pony wil lcome to sqish them because twinkles seriously has andgre issues but instead would just dance because it is scared of twilight and her pancake wrath.

and that is why you never accept pancakes from rarity, cus she wil lalso give you a giant hat. and you will become a dinosaur and go stompin but then be blown up by twinkles. although we can all agree derpy being a duck was just adorable. DUCKIN ADORABLE