[CR DD&AH] 30Min Writing Challenge #3 *TreeTime Edition*

Twinkleshine stared at Derpy, who wa s currently stuck in a cookie jar. Her pony ass swayed as her ledgs flailed in the air. Twinkle could her a muffled shout.

“I just don’t know what the fuck whent wrng!”

“Hold on, Derpy , I’ll get yiu out!”

Twinkle pulled on Derpy’s legs, but her ass was stuck pretty good. Why was Derpy in a cookie jar anyway? Her thing is muffins, not cookies.

As Twinkle pulled, it elt like Derpy was actually going deeper...into the jar. WTF is this shit?

ND THEN SUDDENLY the cookie jar sucked both Derpy and Tiwnkle into a bottom ledd pit. This fucking jar was a TARDIS.

As Twinkle and Derpy fell...and fell...and...fell...and...fucking fell more, Twinkle could onl y give Derpy an annoyed glance. Derpy smiled shee[pishly and then puled a muffin out of her ass.

“Muffin?”

And thats how the cookie jar began its rampage across ponyville, cucking all innocent ponies into a ottomlesspit of horrs. Adn the worst part was...there were never any cookis in the goddamn jar!

Praise the Spurple, The Fucking End.

Doo doo doo, da doo doo. Doo.

What are you still doing here? This is the end. There’s no more story. This isn’t The Stanley Parable. There isn’t some big secret here at the end. OR IS THERE?! You’ll never know. NEVER! Unless this is some not so elaborate rouse made by a guy who thinks he’s so fucking clever but is ereally as clever a s Trixie (lol ten). But seriously, this is the end. Go home. Do something else/. Bye. Bye. BYE. ….FUCKING LEAVE. DerpTime, stop reading and end this story...or at least whoever is reading right now, stop doing so now. Don’t kepp reading cuz hteres more words. Just Stop. STPO. STAHP. STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHP. Thank u.