babysitting, as easy as pie!

by Cushionfighter4

Rating: teen
Tags: Sunset Shimmer, Twilight Sparkle, Cake Twins, Human, Second Person, Rainbow Dash, Random, Equestria Girls, Pinkie Pie
Length: 2219

Mr. and Mrs. Cake go for a night out. But Pinkie Pie to take care of the baby cake's so she asks me, Sunset Shimmer to help.

Mr. and Mrs. Cake go for a night out.
So they ask Pinkie Pie to take care of the baby cake's.
Considering Pinkie had never baby sitted before, she asks me, Sunset Shimmer to help.

I mean, how hard could it be to take care of baby's?

Published 2016-01-29 03:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2016-03-16 14:30:38 UTC

That's why i don't babysit, well babies!

Author's Note

:trixieshiftleft: This story is unpurpesly been made to weird you out! :pinkiecrazy:
And of course there is a second part coming :trollestia: :moustache: :trixieshiftleft: :facehoof:

~~(and if you want to edit this story pm me)~~

That's why i don't babysit, well babies!

I woke up this morning and looked at my phone if I had any texts.
I had one, from Pinkie Pie.

It said “Hey Sunset, Mr. and Mrs. Cake go for a night out. I need you to help me take care of the baby Cakes. If that is OK, that would be gr8 #neverdonethidbefore LOL from U R bestie, Pinkie.”

I replied “Of course! How hard could it be! See you at School!”

When I arrived at school, Pinkie Pie was waiting for me.

“Hi Sunset, thanks for replying! I asked everyone and they are allll busy! Even Twi from the pony world!”

“But tomorrow is Saturday?”

“I know!!!!!! It’s like they are just making excuses!”

“Pinkie, we should probably go to class!”

“But”

I ignored her. I ran through the corridor to my class room, I don’t want to be late! I entered the class room and only the cleaner was there.

“I don’t understand, there is school today, right?”

“No, today’s off, no school dearie.”

“Oh, okay, bye!”

I ran down the corridor and out of the school, where Pinkie was still standing.

“There is no school silly!”

“I know now...”

Me and Pinkie left the school grounds and started walking down the street to Sugar Cube Corner.

“So why do you think that everyone did not want to take care of the baby’s?”

“Well, Rd, AJ, Rarity, Fluttershy and both of the Twilight’s have all tried to take care of them and failed, but how can you fail babysitting?”

“I have no idea.”

“Mr. and Mrs. Cake are waiting for us! Come let’s run!”

Pinkie ran ahead of me to sugar cube corner, I decided to run to.

“Wait for me! I have a backpack full of stuff remember! Wait!”

When I arrived Pinkie had the two babies in her arms, she gave Pumpkin Cake to me and started waving Mr. and Mrs. Cake goodbye.

“bye Mr. and Mrs. Cake!”

I started waving to while they got in their car and drove away.

When they left me and Pinkie went into Sugar Cube Corner and shut the door.
I went to the cakes Livingroom. I went to the sofa with Pumpkin Cake in my arm, she was so cute! She started crying.

*weeeweeeweee*

“SSSSH, SSSSH, calm down, calm down.”

I lifted her up so I could smell her.

“poowee, you have pooped, great.”

So I went to the bathroom and saw Pinkie Pie with a worried face.
“uum, Pinkie what’s wrong?”

“I can’t find Pound Cake; I can’t find him!”

I felt something wet fall on me.

“eeeuuw, I have slobber on me!”

Then I looked up and saw Pound cake on the celling! He had wings and pony ears?! His wings where going as fast has hummingbird wings!

“Uuum, Pinkie.”

“WHAT!?”

“Pound Cake is on the celling and is ponied-up.”

“Don’t be obscured!”

And Pinkie looked at the celling.

“Pound Cake, what are you doing!?”

Then I didn’t feel anything on my arm and I looked and Pumpkin wasn’t there?!
I looked up again and saw Pumpkin using magic to fly? But she had no horn? And how in the name of Celestia did they Pony-up?

Pinkie exclaimed “NOT YOU TO!”

I took my phone and phoned Twilight, she picked up.

“Hello, With Twilight!”

“Hi Twilight! It’s Sunset!”

“Hey Sunset, what can I help you with, except babysitting?”

“Uuum, you know from the friendship games that pendent that you made that consumed equestrian magic?”

“Yes”

“Do you still have it or a copy of one?”

“No, why?”

“The babies somehow have ponied-up with Equestrian magic and I would like them to be normal babies, I was going to use it to suck the magic out of them.”

“That sound horrible, sucking magic out of babies? But, I’m coming over to see the floating babies! See you in a few minutes!”

“Wait!”

She hung up.

“Pinkie, Twilight is coming to see the floating babies!”

“well at least we will have more company!”

“I Guess so.”

“Why did you call her?”

“For that magic sucking pendent.”

Pinkie looked at me like I was planning to murder them.

“You were going to what?!?!”

“Suck the magic out of them, so they are not crawling on the celling! Anyway it’s not happening, because Twilight does not have one anymore. So calm down.”

*Ding Dong*

“COMING!” I shouted and I ran to the door.
When I opened it I saw Twilight and Rainbow Dash.

“Hi Twilight, hi Rainbow, what are you doing here?”

“I heard there was some celling climbing babies here, it sounded cool!”

“Well, follow me.”

I brought them to the bathroom where Pinkie was trying to catch them.

“Hey Pinkie, do you have a guitar here?” Rainbow asked

Pinkie said “I have an ukulele!”

“That works, I think!”

Pinkie rushed upstairs to get the ukulele and ran down again and gave it to RD.

“WOW, that is a small guitar! It’s so small it’s AWESOME!”

Rainbow Dash started playing hard core, well UKULELE!
She was so full of herself that she started ponying-up. When she got wing she stopped playing and started flying. She flew to the babies and snatched them out of the air. At first they were crying because they were getting brought down, but then they started having lots of fun. And then RD finely brought them down.

“That is why no-one wants to babysit, well baby’s!”

I sighed “I still need to clean her nappy.”

“That’s what I was going to do too!” said pinkie with Pound cake in her arms.

Me and Pinkie were changing the babies’ nappies and Twilight and Rainbow where helping us. Then I saw Pumpkins hands glowing blue and they were aimed in my direction. Then a big beam of magic got shot at me and I got knocked out.

I heard faintly Rainbow, Twilight and Pinkie saying stuff.

“Hello, Sunset?”

“Pinkie I think she is knocked out.”

“No because her eyes are a bit open!”

“High five Pinkie, we outsmarted the BRAINS!”

“Seriously Dashy? I know a lot, but I don’t know everything!”

I woke up and sat up. I put my hand against my head. Then I lifted up into the air, I felt like I couldn’t feel my fingers and toes anymore. I felt my magic, like I had a horn again. And when I looked at my nose I saw a… a horse muzzle?!
Then I fell to the ground.

“That is scientifically impossible! :twilightoops:”

“Having parties with you will be much more fun! Hehe! :pinkiehappy:”

“You’re a unicorn. :rainbowhuh:”

the lab, i mean my house

Author's Note

the crazy weirdness continues :moustache: Warning, they talk a little bit about drugs! You have been warned! the next chapter will take long to arrive. :trollestia:

the lab, i mean my house

“What, this is not possible! I knew babies had boosts of magic, but not this much!”

I looked at my hooves and ran, well galloped to the toilets to look in the mirror.

While Twilight said “Real subtle Rainbow Dash!”

And she did a face palm.

“But now we know how she, well really looks like! You know.” Rainbow argued.

“Twi is right, I was subtler than you! And that is impossible!”

I ran back down stairs, I was a little calmer.

“You never told me you were a unicorn!” Pinkie exclaimed.

“Hehe, she thought you would have had a grudge, or something.” Rd said and smiled and elbowed Pinkie.

Then Pinkie said to Rainbow Dash sarcastically “Real mature Dash, Real mature.”

“Umm Sunset?” Twilight asked.

“Yes Twi?”

“Can I do some tests on you?”

“Of course!”

“And maybe on the babies?”

“Umm, that you need to ask Mrs Cake.”

I turned my head and Pinkie was already on the phone.

“Hello Mrs Cake, with Pinkie”

….

“Well, pound cake has wings and Pumpkin cake turned Sunset Shimmer into a unicorn.”

…..

“No Mrs cake I have not had any space cake lately.”

……

Or medical maroana.

…….

“In like 5 years! Okay! I’m not high!”

….

“More sure than that I have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs!”

………

“Okay, what I wanted to ask is if Twi could see what is wrong with them.”

…….

“No she has not had any either!”

….

“She is not going to cut them up.”

…..

“Or cut them open”

….

“Yes I trust her.”

…..

“Thankyou!”

…..

“Bye Mrs Cake!”

And Pinkie hung up.

“What do you mean with “Not in like 5 years”?” Asked RD

“Okay, I one time tried it. Wala I said it.”

“Umm, okay.” Said Rainbow Dash with an open mouth

Twilight whispered in my ear “Explains why she is so mentally immature.”

I nodded and laughed.

“Sunset, what did Twi just whisper in your ear?”

“Nothing”

“Are you sure?”

“Yep… he he”

There was a silence.

“Should we get started?” Asked RD to fill the silence.

Twilight said “We need to bring them to my lab, okay my house.”

Then I said “I’m just thinking out loud here, but I could teleport you there!”

Then rainbow Dash exclaimed “That is so AWESOME!” and then she pushed her two cheeks together with her hands.

Pinkie took the two babies in her arms.

“Ready?” I said.

“Ready.” Said everyone in a chorus.

I started casting a spell, I broke into a sweat because I hadn’t used my magic for a while. I bited my lips and I teleported everyone.

When everyone was there Twilight fell from instability, rainbow dash was running around the room saying how awesome this was. Pinkie was surprisingly calm and mature about it and stood with the babies in her arms. Pumpkin cake was giggling and stock her arms out again, her hands were becoming blue and they were aimed at Twilight. A big beam of magic got shot at Twilight! Twilight quickly put her hand in front of her head, thinking that it would stop the magic. But the baby had just used her magic to lift Twilight up. When she got lifted up Twilight was still in the same position until she realised that she was getting lifted up of the ground. Then Pumpkin cake put Twilight back on her feet.

“Thank you Pumpkin!” Said Twilight

The baby clapped and giggled, while her brother was clapping to.

“They look so cute!” said rainbow Dash.

“Okay, let’s start! So Pinkie Pie, you put Pumpkin- and pound Cake on that table and make sure they don’t fall off. Sunset, you sit down on that stool in the corner, if you need help getting on, ask Rainbow Dash, whom is still running around like a child” Said Twilight.

Pinkie put the babies on the table and stood next to the table like a baby-body-guard. While I walked to the chair and tried to climb on.

“RD”

“Yes! Awesome one!”

“Could you help me on?”

“What’s the magic word?”

“*sigh* Please?”

“Okay”

She came over to me hopingly, like Pinkie Pie would do, or a ten-year-old Rainbow Dash. She lifted me up, sat down and put me on her lap. Then she cuddled me like a teddy bear.

Then I asked Twilight “Could you do a mental brain test on Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie, because RD is acting like a ten-year-old and Pinkie like she is forty or something!”

“Just a sec.!”

Then she turned around and saw me getting cuddled to death by Rainbow, she looked at my fascial expression and started laughing. “You look *snigger* so cute *giggle.”

She took her phone out and took a photo. “This is going of Facebook! *giggle*”

Then I looked at her angrily and I said “Instead of humiliating me, shouldn’t you start the tests?”

“Oh yeah, Sorry” She said embarrassed and put her glasses back against her face. She walked to a big black box and opened it, in it where cables and stuff, she got out a big metal helmet with loads of cables connected to it.

Then Rainbow Dash said in a moany voice “Twilight? I’m bored, can I play on your phone?”

Twilight took the helmet out and put it on top of the box, then looked at Rainbow Dash. “Seriously Rainbow?”

“Come on Twilight, i've been here for like ever.” She complained

“Fine, you win, child.” Twilight said annoyed, then she put her hand in her pocket and took her phone out, then she gave it to Rainbow.

“What’s your pincode Twi?”

“3339”

Then Twilight resumed what she was doing. While Rainbow Dash went to Twilights Text folder and looked up Flash Sentry. There was already a conversation on. She clicked it and scrolled up until the first ever text they sent each other. Rainbow started reading it out loud.

“Hey, Twi!”

“Umm, Hi?”

“Do you want to meet up tomorrow? I need to ask you something.”

“oh, okay ;-) see you then.”

“gr8, thx! C U then! Bye!”

“Bye”

“What did he ask you Twi?”

Twilight was looking at Rainbow dash angrily but blushing at the same time.

“Why you little……