Friendship isn't the only magic

by Adrianbrony343

Rating: mature
Tags: Human, Romance
Length: 5695

A human gets transported to Equestria, and finds he has bitten off more than he can chew.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-01-27 20:54:54 UTC

Chapter 1

Pain, horrible hot searing pain all throughout my body and because of it my eyes are screwed shut to try and endure it.   Then after what seems like an eternity it starts to fade until it is a dull throbbing all over my body. Once the pain is bearable open my eyes and start to look around and at  once I am startled and afraid. I am seeing pastel colored ponies shouting at one another, I can count about ten of them.  Four of them have wings and a horn and the rest have ether or nothing at all.

As if being brought to a place where pone could talk wasn't enough it turns out I've just lost my hearing, because they are talking to each other and I can't hear a thing. Just then the purple one with wings and a horn looks at me and I can tell she shouts over the other arguing ponies to get their attention and direct it at me, making them all look with concern. The purple one looks at me and try's to say something. " I can't hear anything!" I try  to tell them but don't hear it, but it looks as if she understood and so did the others, the white one with a horn and wings steps forward  and it's horn begins to glow.  And then the pain returned, the burning in every cell of my body, and I close my eyes again and scream, I don't even realize I can hear until the pain subsides

"Do you think the magic is hurting it?" I hear a hushed concerned voice.

I open my eyes to see a worried looking yellow pony with wings looking at me very closely.

"At any rate it should be able to hear us now, I am a shocked  though that it speaks our language, I wonder if that is a side effect of the transportation spell." Regarded the white one who's horn had made it possible to hear again.

"Um...well... I have always been able to speak English, but hi, I'm not sure what to think." And then black everywhere.

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"Mmm this bed is sooooo soft" I snuggle into myself and curl into a ball under the heavy blankets."Wait! My bed isn't soft!" I open my eyes and launch myself out of the bed. Only to hit my head on something very hard. And it turns out to be the ceiling." Gah! Fuck me that hurt!"

Everything is fuzzy from hitting my head but A very alluring voice speaks to me  "Well I would love to my sweet but I should really go and tell the others you are awake." I hear the regal grace of a royal woman and find a dark blue pony with wings and a horn"They will be interested in you as much as I have been...." And she looks down at my crotch. Honestly I am amazed to find that she had taken off my pants with no fingers and that my dick was wet with what looked like saliva and it felt as if I had just came. Was this pony just giving me head? And where were my pants!

I need answer and I need them quickly so I don't freak out."Wait, you need to explain some things for me befor you leave." I tell this odd thing sitting across from the bed." I need to know where I am, how I got here, where are my pants, and did you just give me a blowjob? Because that's not a normal thing to do when someone is sleeping, it's like rape."

She looks at me and raises an eyebrow, her regal voice  flows out of her in a confident commanding manner" In all of Equestria nopony has ever spoken to me the way you have just now, also what are pants?"

Flabbergasted I stand there, final registering that a pastel colored pony with wings and a horn is talking to me, and wants me to explain what pants are."U-um... P-pants are the things, the clothing I was wearing around my legs...they were blue..."

"Oh, those! I know what you are talking about, I thought it was a protective casing." And she stands up and trots to the end of the bed and picks up my pants in her mouth and with a smile brings them to me. When she reaches me she looks up and smiles again"Are deef dem?"

"Yes they are what i was talking about,"wow she is kinda cute like this, well her only being up to mid abdomen on me helps her cuteness factor."But um there was a smaller one I was wearing with them, they had a pattern on them."

And I see realization don on her."Those! I know were those are!" And at that she sticks her head under the bed to look for my boxers. I am amazed that all her regalness has disappeared and was replaced by pure joy for some reason. And that's when I noticed the position she was in, her ass raised in the air, her tail swishing back and forth, and a glistening wet pussy. My cock starts to grow and I can't help myself from leaning in and inhaling deeply. She smells like the air out in the country at midnight, and I am drawn in even more."U-um what's your name?" My voice shakes with restraint, I am trying so hard not to plunge myself in this pony.

"My name is Luna, but you may call my Princess Luna." A Princess! Wow, a princess gave me head, cool. And then she shakes her hips a little more, god does she have a huge ass, I can't stop myself, I take my rock hard dick and set it against her cunt.

"H-hey, stop teasing me like that, you just finished you can't possibly go again!" Well I don't wait for her permission I just start to eas myself into her. Holly Hell is she tight! I keep going until I hilt myself in her dripping wet pussy. The Princess moans and I take that as a sign that she is enjoying herself, so I start to go slowly, keeping control on my urge to go all out and pleasure myself with her, I instinctively want to please her." Rut me, make me yours, fuck me Celestia damn it!" She screams and that's is all I need for a yes.

I start with hard fast thrusts and I can feel that every time I am tapping her womb and causing a lot of pleasure.  Once I get close to Cuming I switch my rhythm, making myself only use half my dick and hitting what I assume is her sweet spot, only because now she is screaming." Oh, oh I'm going to to cum I'm gonna cum oh Celestia I'm gonna cum!" She screams and that's my Que. to make myself get off aswell so my thrusts are urgent and long hard, I am hitting her womb really hard. And I can't stop.

"Fucking Christ! I'm cumming!" I shout and unload myself into her sloppy, wet, tight, pony pussy.

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Princess Luna and I are both laying on the bed her hoof on my chest."that was the best rut I've had in decades." She announces bringing her face to mine. "You relies that my sister is going to kill you now right?" And she smiles.

Directly after the Princess Luna said that I heard what sounded like hoof beats on stone. And a very bright light began to shine under the door. Once the light was at its brightest the door blew to pieces. And in came charging the rest of the ponies I saw when I first arrived and about twenty other ponies who where dressed in gold armor wielding spears. The ones with the spears had found it a good idea to point their weapons at me." Stand down lowly creature and back away from my sister!" She white one commanded as her eyes began to glow red ands her horn charge up.

"Sister go away, you are ruining out post sex cuddling." Luna said and hugged me tighter and nuzzled my face. Every pony in the room gasped except for the pony called Celestia. Luna stairs down her sister,"You always do this when I find someone who is great at rutting me." Another gasp from everyone.

"Well I wouldn't need to do this if you didn't sleep with every new creature you meet!" Oh no this is turning into a sisterly fight, and I don't want to be a part of it.

I switch my gaze between the two sisters both radiating obvious anger." Princess Luna I had a great time and would gladly do it again, but I think you two need some time alone without a crowd, also I don't want your sister to blow me up." And I look to the other ponies and they all start to agree. The other two who I assume are also princesses start to talk in hushed whispers and I look to Celestia." All of these guards could keep an eye on me, because I'm guessing there is some unsaid things between you two." Luna looks at me deadpan.

"Listen, just because you buck good does not mean you can talk as such to a Princess." I'm taken aback and just decide to stay quiet.

"Princess Celestia I think it has a point, we can watch it in another room, all the way across the castle, and you guys can work things out." The purple pony backs me up, but then glares in my direction.

"Begone all of you! I will have words with you sister." The Princess shouted. Hell I wasn't gonna say no so I started to leave but Luna didn't let me go she hugged me tighter." Luna let him leave we need him remember, and if IT stays it will probably die." Reluctantly she let me leave after that. So I grabbed my boxers and pants and left the room through the empty doorway, once out of sight though I thought it best to dress myself.

But that just led to more questions from the other ponies fallowing me." What in tarnation are those things?" Questioned a orange pony with a hat and strong southern slang.

"Um these are pants, clothing I wear over my legs and other...extremities..." I answer to make things simple, and to avoid any more questions and making things less simple would be a bad idea.

The purple and pink pony walk ahead of me, the ones with horns and wings, and everyone else walks behind me waiting for me to do something I'm sure. Well they lead me to a large room with glass beakers and other science equipment. And they sit down. Looking at me, every set of eyes looks at me." Hi, I'm John, no need to um try and kill me or anything, cause that would be bad, for me anyways." The wingless hornless pink pony starts to jump up and down" HI YA I'M PINKIE PIE NICE TO MEET YOU!! And we won't kill you silly, Twily would just zap you or something right?" She looks to her friend for conformation.

"Well yeah I would actually just use my magic to make a cage around you."

"Magic, yeah sure well don't touch me with your magic okay, that's what happens when your horn glows right? You use magic, well the stuff burns unbearably." I say hoping that they are not very sadistic. Or that they don't want to torture info out of me for some reason, but hey I mean what do I know, I work at a ski resort I don't know anything.

The little yellow one with wings comes up" oh you poor dear, so you were in pain when we brought you here, I feel so bad for you, if you ever are feeling hurt again just let us know, we wouldn't want that. Oh and how rude of me, my name is fluttershy." Wow that was extremely cute and meek and sexy as Hell.

"Well darling seance we are doing introductions my name Is Rarity, pleasure to meet your aquatence." The white one with a horn and purple mane.

"An I'm Applejack 'ncase y'all were wunderin'." The orange one with a hat states, damn that southern drawl is hot.

"And the best goes last, hey I'm Rainbow Dash The amazing stunt pony and future wonderbolt." Said The cyan pony with a rainbow mane.

"Actually RD there is still myself, cadence and shining armor, I'm Princess Twilight Sparkle, and that," gestured the purple pony looking at the other princess" is my sister-inlaw Princess Cadence and my brother  captain of the guard Shining Armor." She finally looks to me. "Now John to get to the subject at hand, what in Celestias name brought you to have sex with Princess Luna!?" She looked really angry about that, I think she had a crush maybe?

"Well to answer your question, I don't know, I couldn't control myself, and in all fairness, when I was still asleep she gave me a blowjob, I mean at least she liked it, come on she said it was the best rut she has had in decades!" I say as they all look at me in shock." Is sex like forbidden here or is it just not talked about?" I ask trying to understand why they are all not liking how I am handling the situation.

"No it's not forbidden it's just, well the Princesses are like goddesses, they have been around for thousands of years and are immortal, so it's like someone is bucking our moon goddess." Cadence said, clearing things up for me Twilight and Shining Armor look at her uneasily and the others are just studying me." But if you will indulge us, Twilight and I have some questions we would like you to answer for us. Like what species are you and where do you come from?"

Twilight looks to her brother and asks him to dismiss the guards who are feverishly watching me and he complies, but tells them all to wait outside the door." Well are you going to answer our questions or not?"

"Sorry, this is kinda a shock to me, I'm not use to ponies that can talk, it's kinda hitting me right now. But okay, um my species is called Human, I am from the planet called earth, I'm twenty two years old and I'm single, unless having sex means you are dating then I guess I'm dating your Princess." I say and only pinkie still looks happy.

"WOW SO THAT WOULD MAKE HER A QUEEN IF THEY GOT MARRIED! Ooooo and you would be the king!" Pinkie shouts right in my ear.

"Don't listen to her, she gets exited." Said Rainbow Dash

Twilight glows her horn to grab my attention." How technologically advanced is you civilization? And how strong is their military?" She asks, as if I know, so I try and think and only come up with what I know. So I answer to the best of my knowledge, and I might talk things up a bit so they don't plan an invasion or something.

"Well for technology we can talk to people on the other side of the world instantaneously, we can go into space, we have all sorts of stuff that you guys don't have, like electricity. We also know how the universe was made and know all about atoms and molecules and stuff like that. We also have guns and nuclear bombs and tanks and stuff like that, so if I were you I wouldn't go and plan any invasions or anything, cus you guys would lose." I say hoping to discourage them," Oh and there are billions of us Humans." I say to help me out some more.

Shining Armor looks at me and puffs out his chest, as if to show he isn't intimated but that's when his wife speaks up" Do not worry, we only wish to know, and one last thing for right now, were you an important being on your planet?"

"Only to my cat, who is gonna starve now that I'm not there." I answer, wishing I had my cat Greg.

" oh the poor thing, we can't let that happen Twilight, can we bring the cat here?" Fluttershy pleads" John has been here three days already, the poor kitty needs food!"

Twilight reluctantly looks to her sister in law."Cadence could you help me bring the cat I can't do it alone, and I only need your power with mine to achieve summoning only that small of a animal." Twilight asks and receives a nod. The two princesses in the room walk towards each other and their horns begin to glow, and a swirling hole opens up and my cat pops out, but his hair is singed and he is smoking.

"Greg? What did they do to you?" I walk over and scoop him up. Fluttershy walks over and peeks into my arms, and has a sigh of relief.

"He could use some food but he is okay, would you like me to take care of him?"

"I reckon you should sugarcube, flutters here is the best at helpin' critters like yours." Applejack informs me.

"Okay, but be gentle, he has been through a lot."

"Why is this happening, first you say you are feeling a burning sensation when we use magic on you and the cat was singed and smoking, everything else we brought back here was fine?" Twilight asks nobody but herself trying to solve a problem.

"Well the other things you brought here were not living I'm guessing right? That means things with a nervous system would me hurt or damaged?" I ask trying to help.

"Ohmygosh I'm so dumb, it's because you are alive, thank you Joh-" she stops before she can finish and looks away, not wanting to say thanks.

Everyone was participating in the akward silence when we started to hear hoof beats slowly coming down the hall to this door." That must be the princesses perfect timing, now we will know what to do with you." Twilight says, and the doors open reveling the two Princesses. Luna looking happy and Celestia stone faced.

"Cadence, Shining Armor, you may leave and find fluttershy send her in." Celestia tells the couple who obay without question. We all wait until Fluttershy comes back in with Greg and some food. Princess Celestia takes a moment to look around the room and gather everyone else in the rooms attention.  " I have had you all learn the power friendship, and it is a strong power, one that cannot be broken, but you have all yet to learn the power of love." And she looks around the room, her eyes searching all of us, especially me."Luna has persuaded me to let her and this thing teach you the power of love and" she clears her thought" the power of sex." And at that everyone of the ponies all say "what?" Very loudly I might add.

They are all to shocked to talk so I speak up." Um Princess Celestia hi, I'm John, and why am I helping do this?"

"Because it's your responsibility, you did make love with my sister, and in doing so you have committed yourself to her service as her vassal." She dead pans me.

"Okay then, fair enough." I say not wanting to get even further on her bad side.

But finally the shock has worn off and Twilight begins to speak up." Princess you can't be serious I will not have this human be my first time." Oh god I started to get a stiffy thinking about all these ponies fucking me." And he defiled Princess Luna, and I find I hard to believe that he is qualified to be Princess Luna's Lover, he's not even from this world!" She shouts and stomps her foot in frustration.

Luna looks to the younger Princess and walks up to her and starts to talk in a calming voice." Shhh little one, do not fret, we know what we are doing. This one is overly qualified to help us, and I find him appealing this is a test and a learning experience, but if you do not participate we will not look down on you, we will only go on without you." The purple pony frowns and looks to me, searching my face.

"Come on Twilight, where is you're sense of adventure?" Rainbow dash asks with enthusiasm.

"Well why don't you lead the way to the bedroom then Princess, unless we plan on doing it here." I say eager to get to have wonderful sex with all these ponies, god this is to good to be true! They look like they will be hesitant at first but I think that the lunar princess and I can get them to enjoy my company.

"No, I think you don't understand John, you will teach them of love, you must earn the privilege to bed a mare, unlike how we did it." She raises an eyebrow at me. "You will all go back to ponyville and John will be staying at your house Twilight. He will need a home built for him, witch I will be paying for, one to accommodate his large form and be able to comfortably house all of you at once. Only for I foresee a rather fun party including Celestia and myself." And she snickers at her own inside joke. I guess that's a good thing, but she seams kinda like she could be sadistic pony so I don't know.

"Fine he can live with me if he keeps telling me information and teaching me about his world, race, and culture."

"I have no problem doing that, only if you will teach me in return, I think we could teach each other a lot of things" I'm not lying I really do think that.

All I can think about though is having sex with these ponies, I just can't seam to be able to get it off my mind. Wait! I shouldn't be thinking this way about an animal! Why am I thinking like this?" H-hey did C-Celestia do something to my brain when she made it so I could hear? I shouldn't be thinking like this, I shouldn't want to have sex with you guys, back on my world you guys are brainless animals we humans would ride to get to places faster." I ask trying to make sense of things.

"I would assume she had tried to alter your mind so that you could hear and understand us, and what kinds of brainss do we know betters than our own? Is this such a bad thing? Do you like thinking of us as lovers and friends?" Luna asks me. Answering my question with another question.

"It's not a bad thing...I'm just not used to it is all, it's a new feeling for me that feels right though." I look around the room to try and see if they understand, and princess Luna and pinkie pie are the only ones who looks happy.

CH:2

Living in Twilights castle isn't so bad, we all had taken a train from the city of canterlot to the town of ponyville. All seven of us. And only pinkie and dash would talk with me freely, Applejack would offer a few comments as would fluttershy, but she was wary at best. When we arrived I was shown to my room and Twilight went to go and find a pony to start and build me a house, reluctantly though. That's when my current clothing situation hit me.

"Hey pinkie do you know any place were I can get some clothes made, because I don't think you ponies make clothes like mine. Only because I don't want these ones to get to dirty, and they are tho only ones I have."

"I still don't get why you wear all those clothes silly, you don't see us wearing them do you?" The pink party pony responds over enthusiastically.

"Well the world I'm from we wear clothes when we are in public, because we don't have a coat of fur like you ponies do." I try to reason." And because we like to hide our more...private areas." Embarrassed I can't believe I need to explain this sort of thing.

"OKAY!" She yells." Rarity can make you clothes if you want, I'm gonna bring you to her and get you some new clothes!" And I'm being pulled be my shirt hem to the door.

Walking through ponyville I notice almost all houses are thatched roofed and made in an old fashioned way. We start to head to a circular building and it's all glass and fashion and I guess that this is the home of the pretty pony who is going to make me some new clothes. Walking in the door I notice all the models used for making pony clothes and the already made dresses and cloaks. There is half made garment, thread, and cloth everywhere. And magic and sewing needles floating and a white unicorn running all about the room.

"Rarity! Rarity stop running, John and I need you to d something super duper important! It involves you making new clothes!" Wow pinkie is always so energetic, it's kinda crazy.

"Listen darlings I would love to help but I'm already behind on my work as it is, I need to get next summers design out before this fall or I'm going to be off schedule." She slows down just enough to talk but then goes right back to her frantic clothe making.

"It's something no other pony will make, something no other pony could make. It's a challenge only you could complete, and you could make a lot of fashion statements." I say trying to sway her to make me clothes, and sway her I did because she stops dead in her tracks turns around and charges me.

"I'm making you new clothes! It's a yes then darling take those rags off and let me get my measuring tape." Yes I get some clothes! Wait, take my clothes off?

"You mean you want me naked? Like with no clothes on at all?" This is going to be weird.

"How else am I going to get all your measurements correct, so darling what sort of clothing will I be making today? I could make a cloak or perhaps a hat?"

Pinkie pie starts to laugh and pats Rarity on the back." No silly he needs CLOTHES like a lot of them, because he doesn't have fur,and because he likes to hide his family jewels." She whispers the last part into the seamstresses ear. Bringing up a cute blush to her white cheeks.

"Oh well I can make a day of it then dear well anyways I will need your measurements so off with the clothes." And off they come, and I try to keep the dick down when she looks at me. But pinkie pie likes the look of things down there and decides to try something.

"THAT'S WHAT YOURS LOOKS LIKE!!! IT HAS A LITTLE HELMET ON!!! It's so cute! Can I suck it?" The pink party pony asks.

"Pinkie! Princess Luna told us he needs to earn the Chance at making love to a mare, and it's just not right."

"But we won't be having sex, I just want to suck it off and taste the cum, I love the taste of cum!"God that's hot! My cock is already at full mast and ready to go and pinkie sees it." See John wants to as well, don't worry it will be quick I know all the tricks to make a stallion get off."

"I'll take that challenge." I say because I'm not going to have her make me cum quickly, especially from just a Bj. She smiles at that. Slowly the pink pony brings her head right up against my dick and nuzzles my crotch and inhaling  my musk." Mmmmmm." She licks the underside of my cock all the way up to the tip, she stops at the top to look me in the eyes and smile, she goes back down to do it again. After doing this ten or eleven times she starts to swirl her tong around my head, very effective but not even close enough to get me off, but that's when she takes the whole thing in her mouth and starts to go to town.

"Oh my goodness darling I never new you could go that far down! You took the whole thing!" Rarity adds her two cents from the sidelines.

Pinkie pops my dick out of mouth." Well I don't have a gag reflex for one and two I think his little helmet head helps it go down, and three I really like his dick it's like candy!!" And at that she goes back at my cock.   She is really trying her best but she isn't getting to far by doing what she's doing.

"Gah! Pinkie, mind if I fuck your face? You Arnt really getting anywhere like that." She gives a surprised nod with my dick in her mouth. And I get to work. And start to through fuck her like crazy, she squeezes me perfectly and it feels great. I can see a slight bulge in her thought from my dick, but what really surprises me is that she hasn't needed to come up for air yet. Tears start to roll down her cheeks as I get a little rougher with her face but it seems like she doesn't mind.

Placing her hoof on my thigh and pushing away means that she needs a break so I stop and pull out my member from her mouth with an audible "pop" and she smiles up at me. "Can you come on my face and in my mouth? I like the taste!" She asks, but I am all but willing to help her with that. I start to jerk myself off at her face and stop.

"Hey pinkie, was that quick or not? Because I don't know pony standards." I ask because I don't want to be the guy that cums to quickly.

"Are you kidding! Most stallions just dump their load and get done with it, they don't really care how a mare feels during it, that's why there are a lot of fillie-foolers around, like Rainbowdash!" Wow can she get a lot out with one breath." Now hurry up and cum on my face I wanna taste this new cum!" She demands from me and hopefully I can satisfy her need.

I start to jerk myself off again and look down into her cute, happy blue eyes. God that's hot! Well lets not give her nothing!" Gah! Pinkie I'm gonna cum!  Get ready for it." And I completely cover her face and in her mouth and mane. Damn that just makes her hotter." Raise your ass I'm gonna do something you'll like." I tell her. Slowly and hesitantly that nice ass comes right up and a wet winking pussy greats me. I lean in and inhale, she smells like bubblegum so I take a taste test, she taste like cotton candy!"ohmygod Pinkie you taste amazing! Can I eat you out?" She nods and is in pure bliss, from only one lick? That's not like a human response to only one lick, and not even to the clit! Wait, do ponies have a clit.

Looking for one with my fingers she moans loud and convulses"okay I just came you can stop now if you want, that's what even the nicest stallions do." She seems happy.

"But I haven't even eaten you out yet! I was just trying to find your clit, and I'm a lot nicer than stallions, you are not leaving here without at least three more good orgasms." I make it a point to find the clit with my tong now. God I love the taste of cotton candy, it's so sweet! The happy pink party pony I'm pleasuring lets out another long, loud, moan and a violent shutter signaling another orgasm. I find the little nub that is her clit right before she cums again, except because I use the clit this time she covers my face with her mare cum." I'm guessing that was a good one?"

"T-that was the best o-orgasm I've ever had!" She gets back into gear and sucks me a little more, going up and down, the head of my member goes all the way back and then down until i can't take it anymore.

"Pinkie I'm gonna cum!" i give her fair warning but she stops sucking and leaves me hanging right on the edge of an orgasm. "What the fuck, come on don't leave me like this."

"Lets have Rarity join in, I can see she was just waiting to be invited." the pink mare responds looking at her seamstress friend.

"I would never do such a thing pinkie, you know he would at least need to take me on a date first." but she quickly adds" Tho he does look quite delectable I will have to decline your offer. Now I will go and start on his clothes." and at that she turns and leaves, but there is a large pool of clear mare juice right were she was sitting.

"Okay then,LETS GET YOU FINISHED!" she yells and starts back at my cock with great gusto. I can feel myself getting closer to my ultimate climax and all i can think about is how good it feels, I forget to warn her I'm about to cum. I grab the back of her head and pull her muzzle into my groin and let loose, she swallows most of it but some leaks out of her mouth and noes. After a few seconds of bliss I pull myself out of her maw and look at my handiwork."Best. Dick. Ever." and she falls asleep.