Chimera Calamity

by roughcollie749

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy
Length: 1023

What happens when you strike a tree full of sap? It comes out. Now what happens if your mouth is on the reciving end?

Ever wondered what happened to the chimera in Somepony To Watch Over Me? A funny headcannon containing inflation, crude humour and the odd spot of swearing. I wrote this because I was bored, that is why it is my worst story.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-01-29 05:30:02 UTC

Who's afraid of the big, bad kitty?

A low grumbling noise echoed through the swamp. Attached to two trees was a chimera, large green eyes and huge, round paws. She was moaning softly, thrusting her body back and forth (no, she was not banging....) attempting to escape.

"Oh for fuck's sake," the tiger head grumbled at the goat on her neck."we find a load of pies and you blew it by acting like such a jackass!"

"You never understood the chimera code, did you?" the goat head bleated, narrowing her eyes before raising her head and reading the rule from the back of her mind. She blathered about who can and can't be killed, what emotions must be felt to certain critters and situations, how the entire creature must agree on something before acting. During the lecture, some small groans were let out from the tiger, and not a single word. She writhed around, mewling quietly. Her stomach was aching as she felt the wood crack and sap dribble down her throat. The goat failed to see this and carried on before insulting the main head and slamming her from time to time with her horns. This carried on for about 10 minutes or so, the cries getting quieter and quieter.

"What's the matter, scared of my ferocity little pussy?" the goat chuckled, snapping her jaws together as her sister writhed again, gurgling and whimpering slightly. Something felt different, usually the big cat was ferocious and would let out a retort that even shocked the snake. This time, she closed her eyes and attempting to escape. The striped feline coughed and spluttered, managing to push some of the sap outside her system and around her mouth.

"I feel like I'm getting fucked by 10 males at once." The cat mumbled, pointing to her stomach. For once, the goat had nothing to say, she gaped at her sister's belly. It was slowly expanding to the steady rhythm of swallowing and deep inhaling through the nose. Her hind legs tossed around, knocking the snake out of the tree but pushing her further into the tall, thick tree. Her stomach was getting bigger much faster, sap pouring down her throat and choking her slightly with its sticky globs catching on her throat and getting forced down with more of the sickly-sweet glop. Before long, she looked like a striped barrel, then a cloud pipe and finally, a huge bouncy castle for the foals. The inflation was quicker than expected, the pain even more so. With every second, the two heads could feel the goo fight for more space, pushing their belly outward even more. They begged and pleaded for help, for it to stop as the unrelenting, unforgiving slop kept coming in.

Her legs sank into her body, along with her heads and half her tail. It slowed down as the living balloon was forced down, fangs trapped in the hole and her huge ass in the air.

Eventually, the snake woke up, finding herself high above the ground and feeling strangely full. She looked at her sisters only to see a giant, striped, orange blob. A laugh was let out, she just couldn't help it, after trying to get something to eat for so long, they were inflated by something that felt like it. The tiger was much less amused, her tight body stung, legs stretching out painfully and the taste hung in her mouth. She felt sick, ugly and bloated. Her front paws dug into her large barrel, squishing it and causing some of the sap to stick to her sides uncomfortably. The residue was stuck on her large cheeks, staining the white fur a strange amber. Her fangs had broken off when she spoke, leaving jagged bits of cartilage floating around with some of the remaining goo.

Two days later, the inflation had died down, they were back to a giant cider barrel size and were taking it rather well. A male chimera wandered through the swamp when he caught his eye on something amazing. A giant female chimera, too big to move or protest, and as an added bonus, her vagina was wide open and inviting. He drooled and looked down, yep it was perfect. His excitement took over as he ran over to the ball and shoved his dick into her vagina. She grunted and mumbled some things that I'd rather not say as she felt his hard cock rub furiously up and down. Her body slowly grew again, only a few inches before stopping. A loud, content panting could be heard from below, he'd fucked himself dry and was pleased with his find and work.

The slate-coloured lion with dragon wings and a dead snake tail analysed the female, before digging is paws into her side and pushing into it. He felt the substance inside slowly slop around him as he kneaded happily. She groaned again, the pain of her flesh encasing him as he happily pushed his scent into her. After a while, he grew bored and pissed on her a bit to make his scent stronger. He then stood up and patted her one last time.

"I would stay for the cubs, but I have a journey to get on with." he chuckled, nursing his dick as he staggered off into the distance.

"... .... .... fuck." The tiger mumbled, feeling a little light-headed. She spat out the remainder of her teeth and torture before pressing her side again. It was rather comfortably squishy, perhaps it could be for the best. Even her stupid goat for a sister couldn't scare away a foal from this plush, cuddly kitty. The snake enjoyed it too, lying down on her main body's taut back while wriggling around in her fur.

"I wonder where that male has gone." the goat sighed dreamily, she enjoyed feeling the thrusting of her sisters fat body whilst he fucked her, filling her up even more. The other two overheard her and laughed, something they'd never done together. A true sisterly moment brought by another. This would be a few days the trio would remember forever.