Tom Smith lived a normal life, until he went to a comic-convention, where he…
Did you seriously want to use that? HONESTLY? You couldn't think of ANYTHING even an OUNCE more creative?
Um…
Here, let me try.
Jennifer Slogan lived on a boat for as long as she could remember-
Hey, are you writing the story or am I? Oh, wait, it's me! Soooo…
Well, perhaps it SHOULD be me instead, if you haven't gotten any better ideas.
In fact, I DO have more ideas. At that comic-convention, he would have met a merchant looking like from Resident Evil, and then would have bought and been sent to Equestria! See, that sounds like a good story, doesn't it?
Riiiight… how many stories do have that same premise? Oh, wait, like, what, 99% of the Displaced-stories? Wait… nonono, you are not saying…
What? Finish your sentence. Do you not like Displaced-stories, is that what you are saying?
Oh god… please kill me…