It started out as an unusual Monday morning when I awoke to a loud noise coming from down stairs. I got up quickly and went to check it out, who I saw was some girl who I never seen before that was trying to cook but accidently dropped a pan.
The girl noticed me and smiled so wide I swear her face should be ripping apart but it wasn't. She said “Hello Anon.” With an excited tone; I was very surprised she knew my name so I asked her “How do you know my name?” She replied “You told me last night when you were too drunk to walk home alone and crashed out on your bed as soon as you got here.” I forgot that yesterday was my eighteenth birthday and I went straight to the bar to celebrate.
“Who are you” I asked “You forgot my name, its Diane” She said, I tried to remember what I did yesterday but nothing came up, “I don’t remember yesterday sorry if I forgot your name.” I told her with an apologetic tone.
“Don’t worry about it your memories will come back to you eventually.” Diane said, she suddenly pulled out a camera from thin air (Where did she get that camera from?) I thought “I got it from my bag.” She said with this random bag that wasn't there before, “Did you just read my mind?” I asked her “No, I read the text from this story.” she told me “What story?” I asked confused “This story we are in, Duhhh” She said, “What do you mean this story? I don’t understand.” I asked still confused “This camera has some recordings from yesterday.” She told me (She completely ignored my question and changed the subject.)
She turned the camera on and started to look through it and then she motioned me to come over to her, I walked right next to her and looked at the camera screen and she pressed play, what I saw was very embarrassing for me it showed me singing very badly at karaoke and trying to dance. She went to the next video and showed me arguing with a plant saying some bad words and calling it strange names.
What I did yesterday is something I hope to forget about because I do not want to remember what other embarrassing things I did.