Disharmony Squad

"Discord?" Trixie said

"That near-omnipotent lunatic?"

"Yes." Luna said

"Why not go to Zapp, she's beaten and captured Discord an absurdly large number of times?" asked Soarin

"Only because Discord was always holding back out of a sense of sick fun. Besides, Zapp can't send Discord to any prisons that can hold him for long. WE can." Luna said

' Well, duh. Of course Discord was holding back. If he went all out, the only two powerful enough to stand any chance against him would be you and your sister." Chrysalis said

"In a straight fight, yes. You would be correct. But Mane-iac knows Discord literally better than any one else and the rest of you have a combination of abilities that, under the right conditions, could allow you to manage the capture." Luna said

"So our very lives rely on the cooperation between Mane-iac and Discord." Ahuizotl said

Then they looked over to Mane-iac who was teasing the guard that was undoing her handcuffing and said

"Come out how about one little joke please." she said

"Fine what do you have." the guard said

"What walks and talk but has no mouth or legs." she said

"What?" the guard said

"A joke." she said laughing loudly

"I don't get it." the guard said confused

"Just great." Trixie said

As the prisoners got there gear together Shinning Armor was walking until he bummed into somepony he looked up and saw Chrysalis standing over him

"Well hello Shiny." she said holding her hoof out

Shinning knock the hoof out of the way and got up himself

"That general, bug." he said

"Oh I'm hurt that you would say such things to your fiancee." she said

"Ex fiancee." he said

"Same old Shiny. You still have that tired "honor and duty first, love second" mentality."  Chrysalis said

"You didn't used to mind that." he said

"That was BEFORE my - transformation. Anyway, with such a squeaky clean soldier boy like you as a role model, it's no wonder that

adopted little sister of yours has grown up to be such an overgrown filly scout. Speaking of which, though, tell me, how did Twilight take my - change of perspective?" she said

"She took it pretty badly at first - almost as bad as *I* did in fact. Still, it took some time, but she gets that we did what we had to do when we brought you in." he said

"Not that I expected less from a couple of goody-four-horseshoes like you and Zapp." she said