Disharmony Squad

by Fanfic27

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Alternate Universe, Romance, Drama
Length: 4046

A secret government agency recruits imprisoned supervillains to execute dangerous black ops missions

A secret government agency run by Princess Luna, named A.R.G.U.S creates a task force comprising of super villains, the "Disharmony Squad". They are assigned to execute dangerous tasks in exchange for shorter prison sentences.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-10-10 18:17:48 UTC

Chapter 3 Prisoners

Meanwhile in Tartarus Maximum Security Prison

"All right maggots recess." A Guard said

A unicorn mare with light blue fur walked out of the first cell

"Finally it's been weeks since I've seen the sun." the mare said

"Get moving Trixie." the guard said

"How do you humans live like this." another prisoner said

Out walked Ahuizotl a half dog half ape creature that had a hand for a tail

"It's like living in an a cave that is full of heat." he said

"Oh I love the swelling heat it fuels my power." a dragon said as he walked out

"Get moving Garble." a guard said

"You will all feel my wrath." a bug like creature said

"Try it Chrysalis and you will be in solitary confinement again." another said

"I wish I can use my shadows and escape." a black lion like creature said

"No chance Sombra this suit that is on you prevent you from doing so." the guard said

"I'm just saying." Sombra said

"Attention all guards this is a high alert be armed and ready."

As two guards escorted the most insane prisoner they have ever seen. After taking her out of her cell she said

"Oh is it recces already."

"This way Mane-iac keep walking." one guard said

" What was that?" Mane-iac said

"No one said anything now keep moving." the other one said

"I should kill everypony and escape?" she said

"Is that a threat." the guard said

"Sorry, it's the voices. " she explained

"What voices?" a guard asked

"Ahaha, I'm kidding!" She said

"That's not what they really said."

"Then what did your voices say." the guard asked

"They said that I think you two should get me some more romantic novels so I can learn some more manners."

"We'll have to ask the warden." he said

As they got out to the yard they put her in a special cage which is similar to her main cell, but it has a exercise ball and a bar so she could do pull ups.

"Can we at least have the radio on." Trixie said as she's hitting a punching bag

"Fine but only for a little while." he said as he turned on the radio just as Queen Ponhemian Rhapsody started to play

"Oh no not this song." Sombra said

"Hey this is my favorite song." a Pegasus said as he lifted weights

"Mine to." Garble said

"Cool maybe than you and Sorain could get together in a band." Trixie said annoyed as she is trying to tune out the song

"I know you dislike this song Trixie, but try to at least listen to the instrumentals it is very good." Sorian said

"How about no." she said as they stared in each other eyes

"Hay about you two make out already  I'm trying to work out over here."  Ahuizotl said annoyed

Both Trixie and Soarin blushed at his comment. Everyone remained quite until the song hit it's climax

"I've never heard this song before it is very lovely." Mane-iac said bouncing on an exercise ball

"Me neither" Chrysalis said as she was running on a treadmill

As the song ended the bell rang the the guard said

"Alright recess is over."

As the guards moved the prisoners back into their cells they had no idea what waited outside of the walls

Chapter 4 Release

"OPEN THE DOORS!" a guard screamed

All the doors opened and all the super villains walked out confused

"What's going on?" Sorain asked

"I don't know?" Trixie said

"All prisoners report to the courtyard immediately." a voice said over the speaker box

As the prisnors  came out off the jail into the court yard they were suddlenly surroned by guards on all sides

"Hi boys." Mane-iac said

Then a car pulled up in front of them and out of the car came a griffon with a mask over her face and a sword hun over her back and a dark blue alicorn

"Hello there, I'm Luna head of Canterlot's Secret Service this here is Gilda she will be joining you on your mission

"What mission?" Trixie asked

"That is why I have assembly all of you here today we have a big problem that can only be sovled by poines who have no sense of right or wrong and that is where you come in." she said

"What are you talking about?" Soarin asked

"There is a secret project that I put together a long time ago officially named Task Force X, but I decided to call it the Suicide Squad in my own time." she said

"What do you want with us?" Garble asked

"The idea was to gather together a group of the worst super villains ever to send them on mission that the normal authorties cannot handle themselves." she sad

"Why would we do this." Sombra said

"Because if you do this I will personal grant each of you a shorten sentence than you were given." she said

"Sounds instructing, but what do we have to do to earn this." Soarin said

"Only one little thing." she said

"And that is?" Trixie asked

"Capture Discord." Luna said

Chapter 5 Mission

"Discord?" Trixie said

"That near-omnipotent lunatic?"

"Yes." Luna said

"Why not go to Zapp, she's beaten and captured Discord an absurdly large number of times?" asked Soarin

"Only because Discord was always holding back out of a sense of sick fun. Besides, Zapp can't send Discord to any prisons that can hold him for long. WE can." Luna said

' Well, duh. Of course Discord was holding back. If he went all out, the only two powerful enough to stand any chance against him would be you and your sister." Chrysalis said

"In a straight fight, yes. You would be correct. But Mane-iac knows Discord literally better than any one else and the rest of you have a combination of abilities that, under the right conditions, could allow you to manage the capture." Luna said

"So our very lives rely on the cooperation between Mane-iac and Discord." Ahuizotl said

Then they looked over to Mane-iac who was teasing the guard that was undoing her handcuffing and said

"Come out how about one little joke please." she said

"Fine what do you have." the guard said

"What walks and talk but has no mouth or legs." she said

"What?" the guard said

"A joke." she said laughing loudly

"I don't get it." the guard said confused

"Just great." Trixie said

As the prisoners got there gear together Shinning Armor was walking until he bummed into somepony he looked up and saw Chrysalis standing over him

"Well hello Shiny." she said holding her hoof out

Shinning knock the hoof out of the way and got up himself

"That general, bug." he said

"Oh I'm hurt that you would say such things to your fiancee." she said

"Ex fiancee." he said

"Same old Shiny. You still have that tired "honor and duty first, love second" mentality."  Chrysalis said

"You didn't used to mind that." he said

"That was BEFORE my - transformation. Anyway, with such a squeaky clean soldier boy like you as a role model, it's no wonder that

adopted little sister of yours has grown up to be such an overgrown filly scout. Speaking of which, though, tell me, how did Twilight take my - change of perspective?" she said

"She took it pretty badly at first - almost as bad as *I* did in fact. Still, it took some time, but she gets that we did what we had to do when we brought you in." he said

"Not that I expected less from a couple of goody-four-horseshoes like you and Zapp." she said

Chapter 6 A New Plan

"Mr. D" a mare said storming in the room

"Can't you see I'm busy." Discord said angrily

"We have some news from our undercover officer." she said

"What kind of news?" he said

"It seems like princess Luna is putting together a team to stop you." she continued

"Big whoop, I'm Discord the spirit of chaos and disharmony,what makes you think that a group of military ponies can stop me." he said

"because this team is made up of supervillains." she said

"Really?" he said

"How interesting."

"And it seems like your marefriend is part of that group." she said quickly

"Well, their trying to force Mane to stop me,but I would not worry about it." he said

"Why not?" she asked

"Because once Mane sees me she'll betray her teammates and join me back by my side again." he said

"I want you to let each and every pony that work for me to know that when that team enters this district I want you to elimate them all expect Mane-iac, and if one pony lands even a hoof on her they will be force to deal with me, do you understand."

"Yes, sir." the mare said as she left the room

Discord than turn back around and face a pony tied up and said

"Now Mr. Counselcolt will you tell me the secret code for the vault." he said as he took his mouth gag off

"Never you psycho."

"Well then I guess I will have to force it out of you." he said putting the gag back on his mouth

"Because were in for a long two days and I guess this is a better moment than anything to show you my new toys." he said smiling

Chapter 7 Backstory 1 Mane-iac Origin

As the Team boarded the copter to get to there drop zone Trixie asked Mane-iac

"So what's the history with you and Discord."

"It's a long story." Mane-iac said

"Well it's a three and a half hour flight, so we have plenty of time." Trixie said

"Well it started two years ago when I was a psychiatrist for Tartarus Insane Asylum."

FLASHBACK------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"So Dr. Raven Mane, your job is to study this creature and see what makes him crazy, do you understand." a mare in a nurse outfit said

"Yes, Nurse Redheart" Raven said

Raven entered the room and lock the door behind her and sat in her chair and said

"Okay Let's begin with Introduction, I'm Raven Mane and you are." she asked the creture

"I'm Discord." the draconequus said

"Well discord It says here you are her because you try to turn the the whole town of Ponyville into the most chaotic place in  Equestria is that true?" she asked

"Yes, everything was going fine until she showed up."he said

"She as in?"

"Zapp."

"Oh the superpony who have been stopping crime in Ponyville for almost 10 years now." she said

"She's no superhero she just an annoying little mare." he said

"Well let get off topic shall we tell me a bit of more about yourself."

"Well lets see her I didn't have any friends growing up I was picked on a lot and made fun of because of my looks."

"I know I you feel I didn't have any friends either so I know how you feel

"As he told his life long story to me I began to fall in love with him and during one session I did something that changed my life forever." Mane-iac said

"Discord....." Raven said

"Yes Raven." Discord said

"I love you." she said

"With that being said we kissed and made love that night, but the next day when I awoke I found out he has escaped in the middle of the night and I was fired for having relations with him." Mane-iac continued

"Wow, what happened next." Trixie asked

"It wasn't until two month later that I saw him again during a bank robbery."

"Well Raven isn't this a supries it's been long time hasn't it ."

"Yes It has."

"Here come with me let me make it up to you, unless of course you don't love me anymore."

"I went with him and he brought me to the DHX Chemical plant where he threw me into a vat of chemicals that turned me into what I am today." Mane-iac finished

"But how did you get caught." Trixie asked

"How do you think by Zapp." she said

Ponyville 12 months ago

A Red Lamborghini was speeding a head of other cards

"come on can't this car go any faster." Mane-Iac said dressed in a stylish dress

"It will if you shut you mouth for a few seconds." Discord said dress in a black suit with a white bow tie and a white flower attach to it

Mane-iac looked out the window behind her and saw a black shadow approaching them quickly

"She right behind us." she said

"Not for long." he said

He made a quick turn but was stopped when a sharp object hit all four of the wheels making the car come to a complete stop

"Now what?" she asked

"I'll deal with her you stay in the car." he said

"Okay." she said

As Discord stepped out of the car the shadow landed in front of him and stepped into the light revealing itself to be Zapp Ponyville's famous vigilante and Discord arch enemy.

"What do you think your Discord?" Zapp asked in her disguised voice

"Just a night on the town with Mane-iac, is that so wrong." Discord said

"Yes, police reports said that they saw you and the Mane-iac come from a robbed bank where the guard was found with a permitted smile on his face." she said

"He needed a smile on his face." he said evilly

"Yea well your coming with me." she said

"No I'm not." he said

As he said that he disappeared right in front of her.

"Oh well at least he left Mane-iac behind

"Oh puddin." Mane-iac said still in the car

"Wow what an interesting story." Trixie said

As she was telling her story in her mind she was thinking

"What I am going to do if I see him again?"

Author Note

I will be putting this story on hold so I can focus on my new group I made Ponies vs Monsters and my new story An Equestrian Werewolf in Ponyville

Author note

If anyone wishes to continue this story than I am giving you my permission to do so in the mean time I am in the middle of re writing An Equestrian Wherewolf in Ponyville so each chapter to be about 1500 words longer than it original and the re write of it should be up by the 23 so stay tune and enjoy

Chapter 1 Plot

Location: Canterlot

Princess Luna was at a restaurant talking with a general of Princess Celestia guards, Wind Rider

"General I'm so happy we were able to come to this place and talk business" Princess Luna said

"What kind of business?" Wind Rider said

"I want to assemble a task force of the most dangerous creatures on the planet, who I think can do some good." she said

"What are you planing?" he asked

"What do you say if we gather a group of super-villains and send them on deadly mission that too difficult for normal ponies to go on." she said

"I say, I'm in, but how do you know which super-villains to use?" Wind Rider said

"I am already on it, Shining Armor, my captain of my personal elite force is on it." Luna said

"Why now?" he asked

"Because it's taken me some work, but I finally have them, the worst of the worst." she said

"Where?" he asked

"Lets just say I put them in a hole and throw away the hole" she said

"There a rumor that some of these ponies have abilities." he said

"Yeah I have seen things" she said

"What kind of things?" he asked

"Things that are not of your concerns." she said

"Why?" he asked

"Because maybe Matter-Horn was some kind of beacon for them to creep back into the shadows." she said

"Their bad guys." he said

"Exactly and if anything goes wrong we blame them." she said

"What makes you think you can control them?" he said

"Because getting ponies to act against their own self-interest is what I do for a living." she said

Wind Rider sat back thinking about the offer

"Now then shall we enjoy dinner." she said

Meanwhile

Location: Unknown

A mysterious being was talking to his Hench-Ponies

"It's time to put similes on the faces of ponies all around the city." the figure said as he laughed psychotically

Chapter 2 Choices

Shinning Armor is a well respected military officer and was called in by Princess Luna to discuss her little project.

"So these are all of the prisoners files I need to over look to choose who a part of the team and who's not." Shining said

"Yes, and I am going to give you my assistant Fleetfoot to help you out." Princess Luna said as she left

A Pegasus mare with a silver main walked in and introduced herself

"Hello I'm Fleetfoot." the mare said

"I know who you are, now let's see who we've got here." Shining said as he looked over the files

"Let's see Trixie, an expert marksmare and assassin who knows a lot about weapons." Shining said

"Ahuizotl, A supervillain who suffers from a skin condition that causes him to develop demonic features and eats ponies."

"Garble,a former Los Pegasus gang member who can summon flames from his claws."

"Gilda, a griffon who's an expert martial artist and swordswoman."

"Chrysails, her original name was Princess Cadence , but after going into the Enchanting Caves she got possessed by a witch."

"Sorian, an assassin who utilizes deadly boomerangs."

"Sombra, a pony who was a sailor based in Coast City who turned to burglary. During one of his heists, he was exposed to some mysterious chemicals which left him with the mental ability to create actual objects from the shadows.

"Finally we have the Mane-iac who was originally a former psychiatrist who fell in love with the insane Discord and turned crazy."

"Wow, quite the team." Fleetfoot said

"Yeah it is."

"So have you ever meet the pony who put them in jail/" she asked

"Who Zapp, yeah I meet her once, when she caught the Mane-iac." he said

"What is she like." she asked

"Well she's very quite and only went to the former commissioner Blaze when dealing with these bad guys."

"So what's the plan with these criminals?" she asked

"The plan is we need to try to convince them to work together temporary ." Shining said

"But how?" she asked

"By offering a shorten jail time." he said

"But what happen if they tried to escape the moment they step out the door." she said

"That won't happen." he said

"Why won't it happen?" she asked

"Because we will install tiny micro detonators inside them and if anyone of them tries to escape or disobey order then BOOM dead." Shining said

"Oh okay." she said

"Let's go." he said

"Where are we going?" she asked

"To see the inmates." he said

Chapter 8 Landing

Location: Manehatten

While on the helicopter on their way to their droop off point Shining Armor came up to the passenger and said

"Alright this is the deal you disobey me, you die,try to escape, you die. you irritate or vex me...

"I'm known to be quite vexing, I'm just forewarning you." Mane-iac said interrupting him

"You die" Shining finished

"This is the plan when we land we locate Discord, take out his goons, and lock him away forever got it"

"Yes,sir." Trixie said while attaching both of her gun Gauntlets on both of her forelegs "Just as long as I can shoot something."

Meanwhile--------------------------------------------------------------

Location: Canterlot

Princess Luna was monitoring the situation from her war room

"Remember if they get caught, we throw 'em under the bus." Luna said

"Princess were detecting oncoming aerial attack." a guard said

"Alright the battle's begin."  she said

"Alright hold on we got company." Shining said

The helicopter came under attack by numerous other helicopters. Then one of the attacking cotars doors open and out popped a goon holding a rocket launcher and fired at the team's copter hitting it in the rotors

"Were hit were going down brace yourselves." Shining said

The team were holding on to their straps as tight as possible and then a ll of a sudden

CRASH

The helicopter crash in the middle of Hay Square Garden, then the door popped off and out came Mane-iac who said

"What a ride"

20 mintues later

"Alright so all that survived are you 7, me Gilda and two of my men the other 6 and the 2 pilots died on impact." Shining said

"So that's it, huh, we're the patsies." Trixie said

"Is that bad?" asked Soarin

"Yes, it means we're some kind of suicide squad." Trixie continued

"What do we do now?" asked Garble

"Let's see here were totally outnumbered by an unknown amount of goons followed by and insane reality warping being that we can't possible beat, that being said let's go save the world!" she said

Chapter 9 City

As the team walked the deserted city streets they saw destroyed military jeeps and dead ponies everywhere

"Wow, Discord did all of this?" asked Chrysalis

"Yeah." said Shining Armor

"You know what, forget this I'm out of here." said Soarin

"Gilda." said Shinning Armor

"I'm on it." Gilda said

She grabbed Soarin by the throat and pushed him up against the wall with her sword against his neck. Soarin just calmly responded

"You got a coltfriend?"

"Let me make this absolutely clear to you, try to escape and I will have Gilda kill you before you have a chance to even defend yourselves, got it."

"Yes." they all said

"Now if you be so kind as to let me go." said Soarin

Shinning Armor nodded his head towards Gilda which she immediately released him from her grip

"Love your perfume, what is that, stench of death?" Mane-iac asked Gilda

"Something like that." she said

As the team continued on their way Soarin caught up to Garble and asked him

"So what can you do?"

"I can control fire." Garble said

"Really, me too." he said

Soarin took out a lighter and lit it in front of Garble

"Booga-booga-booga!" he said as he waved the lighter in front of him

Garble then out of anger grabbed the lighter from Soarin and held in in his claws and started to melt the lighter with his powers

"Not anymore." Garble said then walked away

"Wow, what a party pooper." Soarin said

As the team walked towards their objective they passed by a clothing store which Mane-iac shattered the window with one of her tentacle causing everypony to turn around and face her just as she reached in and took a purse form the display.

"Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you ponies?" Shining Armor asked

Mane-iac responded

"We're bad guys, it's what we do."

As they arrived at their objective location they notice a bar not to far from it

"Let's do something fun." Chrysalis said

"Do you mine if we grab a drink really quick?" Soarin asked

"Fine, but meet back he in twenty minutes." Shinning said

"Thanks." Soarin said

At the bar---------------------------------------------------------------------

"Whatcha having?" Mane-iac asked her teammates

"Beer." Ahuizotl said

"Whiskey." Gilda said

"Cocktail." Chrysalis said

"Gin" Sombra said

Trixie points to the shot glass in her hooves and said

"What am I, twelve?"

"How 'bout you, hot stuff?" Mane-iac asked Garble

"Water." he said

"I love these guys!" she said

"Time's up!" one of the soldiers yelled from outside of the bar

As they got outside and met up with Shinning Armor and his two soilders they heard something that struck fear into their minds

"HA HA HA HA HA." the voice laughed

"Uh-Oh." Mane-iac said as she heard the laughter

"We got company." Trixie said as she aimed her gun at the approaching figure

"Well look who we've got here." the figure said

An then all at once they screamed

"DISCORD!"