It's been 5 months since Rainbow Dash's untimely death, and her friends are still having trouble letting go. How unfortunate for them that they hear news of a cyan Pegasus with specific characteristics doing shady work close to the edge of Equesria.

Ralph wants nothing to do with Equestria, or the shady underworld he'd been exposed to. But he didn't have a choice. Much like he didn't have a choice to be stuck in the body of a female pegasus with a violent teen. How come this happened to a innocent lawyer like him?

Vex is a dick violent teen. At least, that's what Ralph can tell. He never listens, does what he wants, doesn't care what he says, and is unfairly cruel, even if he did lose his memories. Well... most of them at least.

Twilight's a Unicorn in this story BTW.

Trigger warnings : Depression, death, loss of loved ones, violence and profanity, Read at your own risk.

constructive criticism always helps!

Edit: Man was this description bad. It's pretty clear I was never good at writing them. Changed it a little lot due to unhappiness with it and an idea for a different aproach. Also had to take off adventure tag due to new tagging system. It probably wasn't accurate anyway.