Stuck in Equestria: Lena

by Shayminlove

Rating: teen
Tags: Human, Romance, Random
Length: 1041

Short mini story. Just a meh.

Lena, a famous artist to many German people, and possibly almost all of Germany, finds herself awake in Equestria, where she meets Princess Cadence and Shining Armor, and other ponies. Cadence and Shining can't possibly find a way to love each other more, and so Lena must help them by producing Love songs and singing her lovely song, "Satellite". But can her instinct of love and music help the newly wedded couple, or will she find herself trapped in Equestria forever, and the couple divorced? Nopony knows.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-06-12 00:06:25 UTC

Ch.2 Where Am I..?!

Lena wakes up in a colorful castle, with contrasts and unrealistic objects that look like nothing from earth. She gets up, and finds herself face-to-face with Princess Celestia.

":Gah!" She cries and stumbles up.

"Finally, your here! We have an issue-"

"Who the hell are you?!"

Princess Celestia sighs, and looks up. She then says,

"I've got no time to explain. Your song, Satellite. Its touching. Do you know anything about love?"

"Well yes.."

"Perfect. We have these two newly wedded ponies, and they can't seem to find a good way to make love."

"Errr..?" Lena thinks for a moment, wondered if she means they don't know how to have sex.

"Yes, they know how to have sex, but, they can't find a good way to do it, or a way they both find the scene Romantic."

"That's um, really odd. Don't you think?"

"Yes but, I figured you can help! Your song has so meaning!"

"Ok um, but you better explain what all the hell this is later."

"Fine, they're upstairs."

"Got it."

Ch.3 Help from others

Lena comes upstairs to find the newly wedded couple in bed, confused and somewhat shocked, and many other ponies are standing around them.

"Ah! You must be Lena, correct?" Twilight asks. Lena nods slowly.

"We're trying to get them to make love, but..they can't find it right.." Rarity explains. In the mists of the talk, Lena hears Sweetie Belle say,

"Just put it in her, like Rarity says when I hear her upstairs!" Everyone gasps, and Rarity gulps.

"Sweetie Belle! I do not tolerate your words, and when we get home, I'm going to make you eat soap!"

"Fine, whatever.." Twilight tries to show her brother a move.

"Shining, get on top of her - yes, and take your "tail", and stick it in her "sheath" - That's right, come on Shining.."

"I'm just afraid of hurting her, Twi."

Twilight sighs, and everypony takes a turn trying to help them.

"Ok Lena, its your turn."

"Alright, but I'll need my privacy."

Everypony leaves, and the only ones left in the room are Shining, Cadence, and Lena.

Ch.4 Finally got it right!

Lena explains to Shining what its all about, and maybe they gasp and moan, and say "Oh shit..", but its because of the pleasure they're having.

Cadence sighs. "C'mon, Shining, it sounds like fun."

"Oh-ok..but Lena, we really DON'T know how to."

"Theres many fun ways to have your partner pleasure you. But first, Shining, you need to get hard."

"Hard?"

"Yup. Cadence, rub it slowly, and tell us when you feel stiff."

Cadence begins to rub his stallionhood up and down, and his eyes widen like large disks.

"I feel stiff..."

"Okay, you guys wan't to get it on right now, or have some fun first?"

They stare at each other for a moment. "Some fun."

"Ok, so Shining, get near her lips, and Cadence, get near his Stallionhood."

They fix quickly in position. "Okay, now what?"

"Ok, Shining, you can lick her lips, or stick and push and pull your tounge in her gap. Cadence, you can rub his sack or you can suck violently on his stallionhood."

Cadence dives in, quickly sucking on his stallionhood. Shining jolts, and quickly begans to go in an out of her sheath. They both gasp, and Cadence hums on his stallionhood. Shining moans, "Hum more!" She begins to, and he feels amazing. They continue to gasp and moan in pleasure, until Shining screams, "I'm com-m-ming!" A bursts shoots down Cadence's through, which causes her juices to seep out and fill Shinings mouth. They both enjoy they're tastes.

Cadence random dives for Shinings horn, and then quickly sucks on it. He feels great, the same when she sucked on his stallionhood. He quickly bursts from his horn, magic filling the air.

"Okay," Cadence breathes. We're ready."

"Alright, Shining, get in the position Twilight told you about, and simple move as deep as you can, faster and faster until you climax. Start out slow at first."

They get in position, and Shining gets ready. He pulls in her, and feels her insides gape around his stallionhood. He continues to go in and out, feeling great.

"Oh shit..oh shit..yes..go more..harder.." Cadence cries in pleasure, juices steaming out of her. He continues to go faster and faster, they're moans violent but they make you feel like your one of them. Finally, Shining climaxes, and slows down, feeling himself drain into her.

However, he still feels passionate, and pulls himself out, and begins to suck on her sheath.

"Well, I'll leave you two to your buisness. Later!"

Lena walks down, and everypony cheers for her.

Prolouge Ch.1 Satellite

She sits there, waiting behind the certain, for them to announce her name. After winning the 2010 Eurovision song contest, her career had widespread all over her. Even though it was fun, it was very had work. Outside was a loud and violent cheer for her:

Lena!

Lena!

Lena!

Lena!

Lena!

Lena!

She smiled widely, waiting for the curtains to open. Then the man came up to her. "Your on" He whispered. She hopped up, and stood in the middle of the stage.

"We give you...LENA!"

The curtains open, and the crowd roars wildly for her. She grins, and then the song plays. She gets ready, and:

I went everywhere for you

I even did my hair for you

I bought new underwear, they're blue

And I wore 'em just the other day

Love, you know I'll fight for you

I left on the porch light for you

Whether you are sweet or cruel

I'm gonna love you either way

Love, oh, love, I gotta tell you how I feel about you

'Cause I, oh, I can't go a minute without your love

Like a satellite, I'm in an orbit all the way around you

And I would fall out into the night

Can't go a minute without your - ?!

The lights flicker, and she sees something faint in her vision. The crowd stops, staring at her. A sun reflects into her mind, burning through her eyes. She then faints, and with a large explosion of smoke, vanish's from the stage.