Rainbow Dash tries moon shining

by Xxswagmaster911xX

Rating: mature
Tags: Dark, Comedy, Tragedy, Random, Slice of Life, Human
Length: 398

Oh Dashie, always getting into trouble.

Jesus was having a good time until Rainbow Dash came along.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-01-29 22:01:30 UTC

Rainbow Dash tries moon shining

One bright  beautiful day in ponyville, Rainbow Dash was happily zooming through the sky.

Everything was well until she saw Diamond Tiara looking at what looked liked thousands of dollars.

"Hey, where did you get all that money?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"Ah so you want to know huh?" Diamond Tiara smugly said. "Moonshining."

"Moonshining?" Rainbow Dash said confused.

"Yes you see, the business  has been in my family for generations." Diamond Tiara screamed aloud.

"I see." Rainbow dash said. She wanted in on this moonshining business. So she went to consult twilight.

"I read up on this guy who can help you." Twilight said. "Here take this crystal, It will bring you to his world.

Jesus was dying on the cross. Out of no where an orb of light appeared: sucking up Jesus.

Jesus found himself in a big, white, cartoon bed. he heard foot steps from the other room. The door opens, it is spike the dragon.

"Master wants to see you." Spike says eerily.

"What?" Jesus said.

Bursting into the room was Rainbow Dash with lustful eyes and a sexy smile.

Jesus felt a tingly sensation fill his body. Rainbow Dash pulls out a knife.

"What are you going to do with that.?" Jesus fearfully asked.

"Shhhhhhhhhh my sweet prince. No need to worry." Dashie said with a smirk. " I will not hurt you if you do me a favour."

"Anything" Jesus said.

"I need you to help me make moonshine."

"wha-"

"You heard me dum dum."

Jesus contemplated  helping her but soon realized it was not what God wanted.

"Never" Jesus screamed still stuck the cross.

"ok" Rainbow Dash said quietly before shoving her knife in his throat. Blood gushed of the hole. Jesus was making gurgling noises. Rainbow Dash cut out his stomach and took out the last supper. Right after, she put it in her mouth and chewed slowly. "Mmmmm" holy." The last thing Jesus saw was the most beautiful, sexy mare eating his intestines. He died happy.

Rainbow Dash spent the rest of the night raping his corpse. She kept going until his wee wee fell off.

For the two days after, she peeled off his skin and wore it as a suit. She went through the orb of light back to Jesus' land and showed herself to the disciples making them believe Jesus was alive.

The End.