Sasuke's Equestrian Adventure

The woods were pitch black and a lone person was sleeping on a high branch of a tree. He was a young adult, a ninja named Sasuke Uchiha. His dreams were mostly empty, it was just him sitting in the darkness with frowny eyes fixed in the void.

Then suddenly a voice started to call him. “Sasuke… little brother… ” the voice chanted.

“Itachi?” Sasuke immediately recognized the voice. “is it you? where are you?”

His voice echoed through the void.

“Sasuke, it saddens me to see you like this...” Itachi told him, witnessing the horrible state he was in.

“Mmmph,” Sasuke mumbled annoyedly, “you are here to tell me how I shouldn't destroy the leaf village, aren't you?”

“Oh little brother, there is so much you need to learn.” He sadly sighed.

“You are speaking, you died because of the Leaf Village!” Sasuke barked angrily.

“I understand your anger, and I won't try to persuade you otherwise, but there is a very important lesson you have yet to learn and it's time for you to begin a new journey,” his brother answered looking at him from the darkness.

“What do you mean?” He asked him.

“You'll see, but first you must undergo some… changes...” Itachi answered.

“What are you talking about, what are you!?” Suddenly streams of bright light start forming swirling around him.

“Good luck,” Itachi said one last time before disappearing. “Hopefully, you'll come out of this a better person.”

Sasuke screamed as the light engulfed him and after a few seconds he hit a crystal floor.

Sasuke appeared in front of the ponies as one of them, he had a dark blue fur, a short pitch black mane, and the Uchiha emblem as his cutie mark.

“Thanks for your help girls,” Itachi said.

“To teleport him I used a modified version of my portal, I couldn’t have done this without your help.” Twilight’s horn glow faded as she looked at Itachi and Luna.

“I think… we should move him onto the stretcher...” Fluttershy suggested with her tiny voice.

Twilight gave an agreeing nod and proceeded to use her magic to lift Sasuke and place him on the stretcher nearby.

“Better if I stay out of it, but I'll still be watching,” Itachi answered, looking at each one of the group, including princess Luna who helped to find Sasuke and to open the portal.

“Okay Itachi, can we still ask of you if the situation gets out of hand?” Twilight asked.

“Of course,” Itachi answered her smiling.

“You can count on my help too,” Princess Luna added. “I shall go now, you may contact me whenever you need.” She walked out of the castle along with Itachi.

“Oh I do hope he is alright...” Rarity imagined how difficult such a travel could be for somepony.

“He might have some trouble adjusting to his new body, however he is probably fine,” Twilight informed them, looking at him as he started to open his eyes.

“W...wha...where?” Sasuke tried to move but for some reason he felt that something changed about his body. “What happened to my body…?” he asked upon witnessing that he had four legs and hooves at the ends of each one.

“Well howdy there partner!” Applejack greeted him.

“What are you supposed to be!?” Sasuke snapped and jumped down the stretcher.

“Well gee partner, I'm a pony. Just the same as you,” Applejack answered him.

“A pony?” He looked down to himself seeing that she was indeed right. “W...wha...what?!”

In panic he tried to attack Applejack thinking she was responsible for it, but before he could hurt her Twilight blocked him in a magic aura in midair.

“Hey, that's not cool! Nopony attacked you did they?” Rainbow Dash angrily asked.

“Shut up! What have you done to me?” Sasuke demanded to know.

“We didn't do anything to you, your new aspect is a consequence of the passage between dimensions through the portal,” Twilight explained confusing Sasuke even more.

“What Twilight means is, when you were zapped here it changed how you looked!” Pinkie Pie explained more simply.

“That's… more understandable… wait...” Sasuke started to reflect. “Maybe that's what he meant when he talked about changes…”

“So seeing as you're new here partner, hows about a friendly tour of Ponyville?” Applejack suggested.

“Yeah! We can show you all the amazingly amazing places there are here, like Sugarcube Corner, Sweet Apple Acres, the town hall, Sugarcube Corner, Twilight's castle- oh wait, you're already here! And did I mention Sugarcube Corner?” Pinkie Pie cheerfully listed out the greatest attractions of Ponyville.

“Well… fine.” he groaned.

This sounds so girly and sugary that my teeth are already falling out, he thought.

“Well you're perfectly welcome to join us for the tour if you like,” Twilight told him.

As an answer Sasuke reluctantly followed her, hoping that if he collaborated he could go back to his world sooner.

“So what's your name? Where are you from? When's your birthday? What's your favorite cake flavor? Oh this means I get to throw a Welcome to Ponyville party for you! I'll make it my best yet! There'll be games, cake, favors, hats, and you'll make tons of new friends!” Pinkie Pie bounced around him as he walked outside the castle.

“Yeah, I'd rather not answer, so you won't make such a thing,” Sasuke answered her sternly.

“But I throw EVERYPONY who's new here a welcome party! There's no way I'd leave you out! Now tell me your favorite snacks, cake flavor, and party games. I'll invite EVERYPONY in Ponyville so you can make all kinds of new friends!” Pinkie Pie continued undeterred.

“Haven't you figured out I don't like that stuff? Especially sweets,” Sasuke answered her sounding even more serious.

“How can anypony not like sweets?! Everything around here likes sweets, even Fluttershy's animal friends!” Pinkie Pie looked very shocked.

“She's right,” Fluttershy confirmed.

“Hello village idiot i'm not from this world!” Sasuke answered rudely.

“You're from a world where nopony likes sweets? That's so sad! I promise I'll fix this, in fact I Pinkie Pie Promise!” Pinkie Pie winked.

“Something tells me I won't like it...” Sasuke muttered.

“Maybe we should... go ahead with the tour if everypony agrees?” Fluttershy suggested timidly.

“Of course, come along. By the way, you haven't told us your name.” Twilight wanted to avoid to let him know about the fact Itachi was involved.

“grrrr Sasuke...” He grumbled.

“Yay! Now I know what to write on the welcome banner!” Pinkie Pie said cheerfully.

“What!?” Sasuke yelled.

“Sorry can't talk now, gotta run! BYE!” Pinkie Pie bounced away.

“She better not doing what I think… let’s just go ahead with this...” Sasuke groaned.

“Wow we haven't had such a grumpy pony since the arrival of cranky...” Twilight told Rainbow Dash.

“I know right? He's a bigger stick in the mud than a stick in the mud!” the rainbow-colored pony answered.

“I can hear you you know?” Sasuke angrily shot back.

“Well you are! You haven't said one hello or anything to anypony so far!” Rainbow Dash exclaimed.

Two pony friends, one with a light blue fur, a blue mane an integrated board cutie mark named Sparky Circuits and another one with a pink fur, light brown mane and a lace heart cutie mark with a ribbon on it, named Ribbon Hearts arrived.

“Why don't you try saying hi to those two?” Rainbow Dash suggested.

“Hi…” He told them with an almost emotionless expression.

“Hem, hello,” Sparky circuits said.

“Hello there, what's your name?” Ribbon Hearts asked politely.

“Sasuke! There, now get lost!” Sasuke barked at her, angering Sparky.

“Hey! Don't you even think about talking like this to my friend!” Sparky pushed him aside.

“Yeah! What's your problem? Come on Sparky, let's go.” Ribbon went away with her friend.

“You keep up with that attitude and you'll be one lonely pony.” Rainbow Dash witnessed what happened.

“Big deal, it's how I like to be anyways!” Sasuke answered.

“But everypony needs friends. Friends are what give us a reason to go on in life and not give up,” Twilight interjected, trying to convince Sasuke.

“Maybe for you, but not for me, I have other reasons to live up...” Sasuke stood by his opinion.

“Really, like what?” Rainbow Dash asked him with an annoyed look.

“None of your business.” Sasuke looked away.

“It's ok sugarcube, we won't press the issue. But any time you want to open up we'll be here,” Applejack tried to reassure him.

“Yeah… don't keep your hopes high, you are not gonna like what I'd say about that subject anyways,” Sasuke answered.

Later on the group minus Pinkie Pie arrived at Fluttershy’s house.

“And this is where Fluttershy lives,” Twilight indicated the cottage with her hoof.

Sasuke looked completely un-phased by that, looking even more bored. Angel Bunny, one of the many pets Fluttershy had, arrived hopping in front of him, looking at him critically. His expression morphed from bored to annoyed and stared back at the bunny using his sharingan.

Angel bunny assumed a scared expression and fainted rapidly.

“Oh Angel! Are you alright?” Fluttershy flew to the bunny and took him in her hooves. “How could you scare him like that? What kind of pony are you?”

“One who doesn't like vermins like that,” Sasuke cruelly answered.

“They're not vermin! They're my friends!” Fluttershy shot back.

“Whatever… they still are vermins to me,” he reiterated.

“Hey how about I give you a piece of my mind!” Rainbow Dash rubbed her hooves together.She could not tolerate somebody treating Fluttershy and her friends like that.

“Rainbow don't! He's still a guest here, we want to show him the best of ponykind.” Twilight stopped her.

The rainbow-maned pegasus let out a strong groan, while Sasuke seemed completely uninterested.

“Can we go ahead?” he asked.

“Of course...” Twilight answered him leading the way to Rarity’s boutique. “Here is Carousel Boutique, home of Rarity and Equestria's finest fashions.”

“Oh well I wouldn't say that…“ Rarity exclaimed, simulating modesty. “Ok maybe I would”

At the sight of the building Sasuke felt like he could have vomited his stomach out.

“I'd never go in there not even if you bribe me...” he grumbled.

“Oh come in darling, I'll soon have you outfitted with an exquisite suit tailored to perfection! No need to worry about the charge either, this job is all on me,” Rarity answered him.

“You try doing that, and I'm going to make your life a torment” Sasuke answered her groaning.

“It's quite alright dear, you may pay me when you can afford to if you wish.” She didn’t understand what Sasuke was meaning.

“I don’t think you get it. I. Don’t. Want. A. New. DRESS!” He hissed.

“Well perhaps you'd like to browse my selection of ties then.” Rarity suggested an alternative.

Sasuke looked away with sneer in his eyes.

“Okay! I had it!” He attempted to run away.

“Hold it!” Rainbow Dash blocked him. “We are gonna finish this tour and you're gonna like it!”

“Forget it!!! Leave me alone!” Sasuke used his sharingan on Rainbow Dash.

He successfully managed to startle her with it, obtaining an escape route.

“Does he have the Stare too?” Rainbow Dash was recovering.

Sasuke on the other end ran as fast as he could and entered a random building.

“Okay! ...I should be safe in here,” He said relieved, but as soon as the lights came back on, his eyes grew wide in horror.

He went right into sugarcube corner which was completely decorated for a party, a big welcome banner with his name written on hanged from the ceiling.

“SURPRISE!!!” The numerous ponies inside cheered at Sasuke.

“I told you I was gonna throw you a party!” Pinkie Pie put a party hat on Sasuke’s head.

In that moment the young new unicorn felt his rage build up inside him and reaching the boiling point. In a few seconds he blew.

“I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T WANT A PARTY!!! ARE YOU DEAF OR ARE YOU JUST SO IDIOTIC TO NOT LISTEN!?! AHHHHHHHH!!!” He yelled loudly stepping on the party hat.

Upon his ragequit everybody went silent, including even Pinkie incredibly.

He stood in the middle of the room breathing heavily.

“What… is… wrong with you?” Twilight approached him with narrowed eyes.

“Yeah nopony talks to my friends like that!” Rainbow Dash angrily said.

“First you scared Angel now you behave like this? You are the meanest pony I have ever seen!” Fluttershy added.

“Whatever, I told her I didn't want a party!” Sasuke pointed out.

“When somepony does something nice for you, even if you didn't want it, you should still appreciate it,” Twilight told him angrily.

Sasuke just muffled and rolled his eyes.

“Don't you dare roll your eyes at her, she's the Princess of Friendship!” Rarity informed him.

“Who cares?” He kept teasing.

“Just because you're not from these parts doesn't mean you can act however you like here! We're all trying to be your friends and–” Applejack was interrupted by him.

“Shut… up! I don't care about friendship and I don't care if you try to be my friends! I prefer to be on my own!” Sasuke repeated what he said before, even more angrily.

“But... but everypony needs friends! I learned that firsthoof a long time ago. I thought I would be fine on my own too, but I discovered how wonderful and necessary friends are, and it even led to me becoming princess!” Twilight explained remembering the first time she met with her friends.

“I'm not aspiring to that...” Sasuke left the shop slamming the door behind him.

“Something tells me that this task will be way harder than we thought...” Twilight pondered about the situation.

Pinkie Pie sadly blew on a party blowout.

“Daww, don't worry Pinkie, everypony else loves your parties,” Twilight cheered her on.

“Yeah, but one pony doesn't.” Pinkie Pie looked down sadly.

“I'm sure that sooner or later he'll come around… even if it might be later, very later.” Fluttershy tried to reassure her.

Meanwhile on the outside.

“Why… why did I have to end up here!? All these stupid ponies just try to make friends with me… They are so annoying.” Sasuke was mumbling to himself.

“Sasuke?” Twilight asked as the other caught up to him.

“What now?” Sasuke groaned.

“Well we talked it over and I've decided that you may stay at my castle for the time being,” Twilight said

“Fine… better than sleeping on a street, at least it's not as pompous as that dress shop,” he commented, angering Rarity.

“Just follow me and I'll help you get settled in.” Twilight offered him an hoof.

Sasuke stood and started to walk in the direction of the castle.

“Don't worry girls, we'll find a way to get through to him,” she told the others.

“I surely hope so. For him, because if he acts all jerky like that another time, I'm not responsible for what I'll do…” Rainbow Dash was the most annoyed by his attitude.

“Go get some sleep now, we'll need all our strength for tomorrow,” Twilight told her, heading for the castle with Sasuke.

“Welcome back Twilight, and… hello there stranger” Spike greeted them as they arrived in the main hall.

“And what's this? Your pet lizard?” Sasuke joked about Spike

“What did you call me?” The young dragon asked him.

“This happens to be Spike, my designated assistant and loyal friend. I expect you to apologize immediately for what you said to him.” Twilight intimated him.

“Yeah don't count on it.” Sasuke answered.

“You don't want to see me angry...” Spike answered angrily.

“Sasuke that really hurt his feelings. Now say you're sorry,” Twilight told him in a more serious tone.

“Fine I'm sorry. Are you happy now?” He narrowed his eyes.

“Well, it's a beginning.” Twilight tried to be optimistic.

The two entered again in the friendship castle, followed by Spike.

“Where should I sleep?” Sasuke asked.

“There's a spare room off the hallway.” She led the way. “Here it is.”

The room was pretty simple but still nice. It had a desk, a counter, an armchair and a comfortable looking bed.

“Good enough...” Sasuke said sitting on the bed.

“Sleep well Sasuke” She told him.

Sasuke didn’t answer, he just walked up to the bed, got in it and started to sleep.

“Goodnight” Twilight sighed.