Actual Literary Garbage

The fart queen of Zandpria seven loved to fart. She farted so much that it killed twelve orphans and also it smelled bad. Unfortunately for her, this fart was actually the key to breaching the singularity. Singularity of course being the hottest night club in town. And also Twilight Sparkle was there.

This fart princess stuff resulted in fartssassination attempts on her life. If there were no farts there'd be Paul Blarts. That's the purpose of fart queens, they keep Kevin James the fuck out of Equestria. This made Kevin James want to assassinate the crap out of her, cuz Adam Sandler was making movies in Equestria, and Kevin was addicted to being in Adam Sandler movies. And also Fluttershy was there.

Sasori from Naruto was there too and he had puppets like dude why?  He wasn't gay though so he was the straight man in all this. But who would accept pay to attack the beloved fart queen? Obviously Haapy Madison fans who also like Kevin James. Those are the people with the most Assassin's so they'd do it. And Pinkie Pie was there too.

The police soon arrested all of Happy Madison, except Kevin James who escaped. Kevin James fought the fart queen and lost. Now he was super non-kawaii and it wasn't even cute like wtf I'm a sixteen year old girl I'm so cute but don't tell mom. And Applejack was there too.

Kevin James stormed the castle but he was no match for the farts, so now he has to sit in the corner, which is the harshest punishment a murderer can face in the USA. Speaking of murderer's, what's the difference between benches and black people? Benches don't make up 50% of murders in the USA. AND RARITY WAS TGERE TOO.

THENNTHE VILLAIN SHOWED UP AND DID BAD THINGA TO BE DESTROYING THE FUCKING CITY you RETARDED IDIOT-JEW/MUSLIM. NIGGER REGIDAR IS A REGIDAR THAT doesn't PAY CHILD SUPPORT. RAINBOW DASH WAS THERE TOO.

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