Suprise Mothaf**cka

(P.O.V: Drake)

(In the void)

I awoke in the void and as expected Discord was there waiting for me. He seemed to freeze when he saw my bandaged eye and simply asked with a grin "What did I miss?"

"Twilight thought it would be funny to mess with my gear and sure enough I was the unlucky fuck to get shot in the eye." I said between clenched teeth. 'I may not be mad at her but I'm sure as hell gonna teach her a lesson.' I thought evilly.

"What ya thinking about?" Discord asked.

"Oh nothing. Just thinking of a way to get back at Twilight." Discord grinned manically and whispered into my ear, and soon enough I also began to smile. "Discord you are a freaking genius." Discord snapped his claw and with a poof he was wearing a college professor's attire.

"Why thank you my good sir!" Soon after a whole lot of building and setting up the 'prank' we decided to kill some time by hanging out in the new 6 flags I conjured up next to Dorny Park.

"So what shall we ride first?" I ask with a friendly smile, and at the same time me and discord shout

"KKKKKKKKKIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGDOOOMEEEEE COOOOOOOOMMMMEEEEE!!!!"

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(Equestria)

I awoke in reality with a start. I rubbed my eye only to be greeted with the most painful headache a man could wish for. "FUUUUCK!" I screamed as I gripped my head in pain. Twilight must have been awake to because she was on me in a instant, with a look of worry plastered on her face.

"Oh Celestia! Drake are you ok?!"

"No I just love screaming in pain in the morning." I said with obvious sarcasm. Twilight's horn glowed and I felt a warm tingly sensation in the back of my head.

"There. That should relieve any pain you my have this morning." I thank Twilight and proceed to stretch causing my bones to creak and pop. "Anyways just wanted to let you know that breakfast is ready." I nodded with a smile and followed her into the kitchen. When I got to the table I was greeted by a giant stack of pancakes. My mouth was watering and my mind seemed to be in a haze.

"Paaaancaaaaaakkkeeeeesss." I said with a half lidded eyes. Not many people know this but I have an extreme addiction, yes addiction to pancakes. Before Twilight could react to my weird look I already gulped down 2 pancakes. I continued to shovel down the pancakes and at one point I saw spike come into the room only to walk out muttering under his breath.

"I'll eat later." After my pancake freak out I looked over to Twilight who starred at me with her mouth agape. I let out a nervous chuckle before explaining about my 'addiction'. She then fell to the floor laughing her flank off failing to notice that I walked out of the library and over to sugarcube corner. During my walk over there I took time to search my magic book for the spell required for my revenge. I was just about to sugarcube corner when I heard the sounds of sobbing coming from a nearby ally. When I peaked my head in the black ally I noticed there were three stallions standing over a familiar looking mare.

"Oh look it's the cross eyed freak delivering her stupid mail." One of the stallions with a dumbbell cutie mark sneered at the mare causing her to whimper. The stallions continued to insult the mare when all of a sudden one of them threw a punch that nailed her in the cheek.

"Oi!" I shout from the end of the alleyway. The stallions stopped their advances on the now injured mare and looked to me with disgust.

"Eww what the buck is that thing!" I chuckle as I cracked my neck causing all the stallions to shiver uncomfortably.

"I'm gonna be your worst fucking nightmare if you don't apologies to that mare right now." They all laughed at my threat and one was dumb enough to insult me.

"And what are you gonna do about it you dumb ape!" A unicorn stallion with a football cutie mark jeered. Before any of them could do anything I used my super speed to run up and punch him with the force of a cannon, which in turn sent him flying into a brick wall with a bloody nose. The stallion with the dumbbell cutie mark decided that It was a good idea and attack me and ended up flying out of the alley into a fruit stand. The last stallion was smart enough to just run and never look back. With smirk I look down to at the mare who only seemed to look at me in wonder. Although her one eye seemed to drift off in another direction which I recognized in an instant.

"Ditzy Doo, its a pleasure to meet your acquaintance." I gripped one of her hooves and pulled her up from the dirt floor. She blushed but accepted my kind gesture.

"O-oh thank you for saving me s-sir." I smiled as I led her out of the dank dark alley into the street.

"I could never resist helping a beautiful mare in distress. Oh and call me Drake." Her face turned a nice shade of red and she began to stutter.

"Y-You think i'm-" Before she could finish her sentence a battle cry rang through out the market. I was just about to turn around when I felt a light pressure being forced on my back. I turn to Ditzy who only starred at me in horror, pointing a shaky hoof behind me. I turn my head and the same stallion brute I threw into the fruit stand was staring at me smugly. I turn my head further and noticed the hilt of a knife sticking out of my shoulder blade.

"Heh"

"Ha"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" I fell on my stomach laughing from the hilarity of the situation. Everyone in the town looked at me as if I was insane, while Ditzy and the football jock starred at me in horror. I gripped the knife and pulled it out causing blood to poor from the slowly closing wound. I slowly stood up and pulled my hood down causing my eye to glow gold. "Didn't your momma ever tell you not to fuck with a god." I said with an evil smile. I slowly raised both of my arms and at the base of my finger tips small runes appeared and out of each small rune, yellow enchanted ribbons shot towards the poor excuse for a stallion. All 10 ribbons wrapped themselves tightly around his torso. I then slammed my fists deep into the earth and loudly announce. "I Draken the Angel King hear by curse you to remain hear in the town market for 3 weeks." and with that I dragged ditzy along to sugarcube corner, leaving the poor stallion to his much deserved fate.

"How did you do that?" Ditzy asked in wonder.

"Oh that little trick? I learnt it from my spell book." I answered pointing to my spell book. Just as we were about to enter sugarcube corner I ask Ditzy a life changing question. "Ditzy would you like to learn some magic?" She looked a me in surprise before nodding furiously.

"YES, YES, YES!" She hopped in excitement. I let out a soft chuckle and tell her to meet me in the market every Saturday. I reached for the door knob to the restaurant and pulled. Inside it was pitch black and Ditzy clung to me like an oversized teddy bear. I was about to leave when all of a sudden the lights turned on and a bunch of voices screamed in unison.

"SURPRISE!!!"

Author's Note

Yo everypony sorry for the late update. My nanna has cancer so I have to help her around the house allot. I also am working on a super secret story related to Bionic 'Soldier of Equis!' Hope you all still like the story and good BYYYYYY!!!

P.S Need ideas for cool super powers

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