After the momentary shock I smiled and then I laughed. "Hello everypony I'm happy you all are willing to take time out of your schedule to welcome me...Thank you." I bowed to everypony in the room.

"Enough talking! More PARTY!!!" Pinkie shouted from the crowd. A few minutes later music was blaring and I was helping myself to the buffet table. Although most of the food there wasn't safe for my consumption I found most of the salads delicious. There was even a giant double chocolate cake that reached the ceiling! Me and the rest of the main six danced for a bit then decided to split up and go do our own thing

"Alright everypony it's karaoke time!" Over by the music booth vinyl scratch held a microphone in her rose red aura. I felt somepony tap my shoulder. I turned my head and I came face to face with Pinkie Pie!"

"AHH! Jesus Pinkie you nearly gave me a heart attack!"

"Oh sorry Drakey! Anyway are you gonna do some karaoke?" I winced and looked away. The last time I sang was on my mothers birthday, she said I had the voice of an angel (Ironic I know). Pinkie noticed sad expression and her mane flattened. "Are you ok? did I do something wrong?" I shook my head with a sad smile.

"Oh don't mind me! I think it's just about time I dust off the old vocal cords." Pinkie didn't seem to believe me but before she could protest I was all ready at the music booth. I tapped Vinyl on the shoulder and I was met with a mouth full of hair as she turned to face me.

"Oh hey, your the new guy in town right?!" She screamed over the music.

"Yea that's me! Hey I was wondering is it possible to take music from my phone?!"

"MUSIC FROM ANOTHER WORLD?! HECK YEA DUDE!!! Her horn lit up and I felt something tugging at the back of my mind. After a few moments of waiting I felt myself being teleported on stage. The music suddenly cut off and everypony locked there gaze on my nervous form on stage. Vinyl raised the microphone up to the stage and I grabbed it in my own magic.

"Ok everypony this is my first time in awhile singing so bear with me ok?" The music kicked in and I began singing

When I finished everypony in the room stomped their hooves and cheered. The main six looked at me wide eyed, Pinkie jumped up and down with joy. I took a bow and hopped off the stage and made my way over to the corner of the room, getting complements along the way. I sat down in a nearby booth and pulled down my hood so I could take a small nap
so I could have more energy later on.

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I was just finishing my last cup of cider when I someone watching me. I looked around until my gaze came across a suspicious pony wearing a cloak. His/her hood was down so I couldn't see the face. 'Hmm. looks really shady.' The pony noticed that I was looking at him/her and quickly exited the party. Seconds later 3 other stallions exited. 'doesn't look really good, I better check it out.' I chugged the rest of my cider and made my way through the mass of partying ponies. Music blared and I noticed a few ponies face first on the ground, passed out drunk. Did I mention my new body can't get drunk easily? That's one of the downsides to being a nearly unstoppable god of peace and harmony.

Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy were having a conversation about something in one of the table booths, Rainbow dash and Apple Jack were having a drinking contest, and Rarity and Twilight were eating cake at the buffet. I even saw Derpy mingling on the dance floor. I tapped her on the shoulder and she whirled around knocking me to the ground. She gasped is surprise and tried to help me up, only to end up tripping over a displaced cup. She landed directly on top of me and I felt something soft connect with my lips, both of us froze.

'I.....am.....kissing.....Derpy.'

My mind was racing as I felt my face grow into a really large blush, I was surprisingly enjoying it! Derpy's face also became a rather bright shade of red and she scrambled to get off me. She fled the party with slightly erect wings. When I got to my feet I reached up with one hand and touched my lips. "Soft..." I shook the thoughts away and continued making my through the crowd. I felt a hoof grab my shoulder and spin me around. It was Rainbow Dash and ho boy was she drunk! She could barely stay airborne and she reeked with cider.

"I shaw a what you did." She giggled and continued "You kished my besh buddy Derpy." My eyes widened and I shoved her away from me

"N-no I didn't!" She blushed and let out another girly giggle

"Ok sho that means I can do thish." With out any warning Dash wrapped her hooves around my neck and pulled me in for a sloppy, drunken kiss. She pulled away with a blush. "mmm...you taste good, wanna give me something better to taste?" She asked lustfully. I felt one of her hooves trail down to my groin rubbing the noticeable bulge in my pants.

"Wh-what?!?" I pushed her away and used my magic to shroud myself in an invisibility cloak to escape.

Finally after 30 minutes of hiding from a horny drunk mare I finally made it to the door undetected and exited into night, to find my mysterious admirer.

Author's Note

HEY HEY HEY!!! Its me Redbregade and I'm back from the dead baby!! After my computer decided to FUCKING DIE ON ME!!!! I took the time me pre write a few chapters. Sorry this one was short next ones will be longer OH and I picked the winner of the OC contest!! After much thinking and planning I finally made a decision...the winner is- *WACK*

Looks like you'll have to wait till next time readers