Very, Very, Very Short Stories

Dear Twilight,

Things are going strangely at Canterlot High. Principal Celestia made us write a song about internet safety for an assembly today. Like that wasn't hard at all. A professional came to tell us about 'being safe while surfing the web.' That was what it was called. Sad, right?

Anyway, while we were performing, we ponied up, and the professional flipped out and called the cops. Then she called a priest. She kept screaming "GET THE DEMONS OUT! GET THE DEMONS OUT!" over and over again. The whole situation was quite embarrassing.

I hope to hear from you!

-Sunset Shimmer

Dear Twilight,

This is Pinkie! I stole this book from Sunset for a moment! At least someone finally noted that us, normal, teenaged girls, turn into weird, horse people who sprout wings and longer hair. Just saying!

-Pinkie Pie