Very, Very, Very Short Stories

Pinkie Pie watched the bakery, even though no pony was around. Mr. and Mrs. Cake had to run a quick errand and left Pinkie in charge of the shop. No customers were at Sugar Cube Corner, though, and she was beginning to become quite bored. So, to pass the time, she asked herself questions.

"I wonder what would happen if cake could talk?" she said, staring at an apple cake with caramel frosting. Before she could react, the cake started to shake slightly, and then slightly more.

"But I can talk, Pinkie. I am your friend." The earth pony shrieked.

"KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!" She, then, proceeded to throw lit matches at the living cake until it burst into flames.

"NOOOOOOOO! HOW DARE YOU DESTROY CAKEY CAKINGTON! I WILL RETURN! I WILL-" Before he could finish, the flames swallowed him, burning him to a crisp.