Very, Very, Very Short Stories

A tan stallion with a black mane and a fluffy pink...thing were in an ally. "I ain't got all day, you want the goods or not," said the stallion.

"Pffftttt."

"Yeah, whatever, just hand over your side of the bargain."

"Pffffttttt."

"FREEZE!" said a mysterious voice. The stallion turned his head, only to be tackled by a heard of police officers. A brown fedora fell from out of no where and landed on the pink one's head. The stallion gasped.

"DETECTIVE FLUFFLE! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!" he said, being stuffed into a police car. An officer approached the detective.

"Great work, Fluffle! I don't know how you do it, but you do it!"

"Pfffftttt"