Are You Furious

by DracoTitan

Rating: teen
Tags: Adventure, Crossover, Science Fiction
Length: 2577

Let's see what you did. Bought something at a con, check. Woke up in a forest, check. Ate how many ponies...you may need to see a preacher on that one. The journey of a biomechanical tyrannosaurus and his young. What could possibly go wrong?

I was just going to a con, I said. I wasn't going to be like the other thousand or so who disappear,
I told myself. Than what do I do in a berserk fury costume, I DO IT ANYWAYS! AND WHY YOU ASK?
FOR THE FUCKING LOLs!
Well the first thing I do when I'm in Equestria is break the Princesses' houses. Then I eat who knows how many folks in old Canterlot, follow by wiping out a whole crap ton of guards. Oh well at least I still got my music…THE FUCK YOU MEAN I GOT TO RAISE FOUR ORGANOID AS MY KIDS! No, FUCK YOU DISCORD!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-02-01 23:18:55 UTC

Prologue: Nope, not going to fall for it

Prologue: Nope, not falling for it.

2:30 pm, 1st POV

        "Man, it's been too long since I've been to a con," I mutter to myself as I scratch the back of my head before walking in. As I look around at several cosplayers, I place the helmet of my costume on. Unlike everyone else, I chose to dress up as a zoid. What you don't know zoids, it's that anime that anime that use to come on cartoon network back in the 90's and I'm gonna stop there because that right there made me feel old, "Wait a minute, there is a liger zero and that makes a pack of shadow foxes over there."

        I hunch over and walk around, every now and again waving at someone with the tiny arm of my costume. Finally, I get to the food court and see the person in the liger zero costume in the same line for some good old Popeyes, "Hey, nice liger zero outfit." The person,correction, she turns towards me and waves, "Thanks, cool Berserker Fury costume man." "Thanks," she grabs her food and walks to the side as I wave at the folks, "hey guys, get me the usual, eleven piece tenders with barbecue sauce." "You getting a cold tea with that bro?"

        "Of course," after paying and swiftly getting my meal, we head to a table and remove the helmets. "Are you seriously going to eat all that?" I look at her, unknowing that the five people wearing the shadow fox costume are behind me, openingly gaping as I inhale each tender, "Eeyup, I am always hungry plus since I barely stand still as well as this costume is heavier than expected so I need more energy." I did three things as two different people laugh at the group behind me gape. The first was jumping out of my seat, then I turn around, which caused my foam/cardboard/aluminum tail to do finally knock my cup of full tea on the ground, "...NOOOOOOOO!!!" As everyone is laughing at my Darth Vader impression, the girl wearing the liger zero pats my shoulder, "Stay strong bro, stay strong."

        As me and the other walk around, I turn to each of them, "So what's your nickname?" "Um, don't you mean names?" the tallest of the shadow fox mumbles out and gets an elbow from one of the girl shadow foxes. Shaking my head, both me and liger girl laugh, "That too, cause let's be frank," seeing the guy in the back wave, I faceclaw, "...ignoring THAT, what are you more likely to remember, a name or a nickname?" Seeing everyone nod, we each took turns. So we have the shadow foxes Frank 'Wind striker', Kevin 'Shadow blade', Maddie 'Night dance', Megan 'Vixen', and Hannah 'Luna's howler'.

        "...why one this green and brown earth are you called Luna's howler?" as I heard each of her friends mention My Little Pony, I blinked before shrugging my shoulder, "Eh, I seen it a few times, don't get the stigma much." "It's a show...for little girls." Everyone could 'see' me roll my eyes, "Yes cause watching the Powerpuff Girls and Sailor Moon back in the day of Cartoon Network and Boomerang wasn't girly either, huh?" At that, all of us bust out laughing and liger girl finally introduce herself, Joyce 'Nekomata'. As all eyes turn to me, I smile, "Yo, names JaQuan-"

        "Nice to meet you, DaQuan." As soon as Frank blink, he's on the ground with me standing on his chest, "...what did you...just say?" There's a long quiet as I glare at him, "You know what, this is why I prefer to go by my nickname." As Joyce raise her hand, I sulk in a corner, "Why couldn't my name be something easier, like Luke or Josh...hell even Kenny would be easier but no, I have a unique ass name!" If this was an anime, the floor would probably have had a group sweatdrop.

        "Sorry about the Frank, I kind of...do that sometimes," as we walk about and Frank now twenty dollar richer, we reach a out of the way store with add ons, "...want to see something messed up?" Frank sighs as Luna's howler giggles, "You're not going to rob the person...right?" The group facepalm as a whole as I walk up to the merchant, "...what you got for a zoid lover?" The guy looks creepy as fuck, not the bad kind creepy you know more sneaky creepy.

        "Hm, how about these four miniature organoids," as he places four little tyrannosaur in front of me, "they're your for 60 dollars." While he offers that, I look at the six who clearly are shifting nervously before to the man, "...nope, not falling for it." He blinks as I tilt my head to the side and, after making sure they are still looking, I lean over with a smile, "You know, that I know you're the guy who causes people to disappeared so I'll buy these for 80 dollars if you laugh evilly while I vanish." Silence fell as he leans over, his eyes flashes red as glaring at me, "And how the fuck do you this shit you piece of shit?" "I watch the news," I smile as I hand 85 dollars to him, "come on, besides you could probably wipe their memory easily."

        As he takes the money, I pick the organoids and head out to the entrance, "Hey guys, guess what?" As the six turn to look at me, I hear the merchant laugh behind me, 'Damn, I know I said laugh evilly but he's really-' "WHAT THE FUCK!!" it was only when I was being drag into a portal that I realized I had done goof. Being the complete idiot, I should have said call the police but came out was...well, "With my last breath, I CURSE ZOIDBERG!!" I had no clue that my life would suck this bad, besides it can't be so bad.

Five seconds later

        'EVERYTHING FEELS LIKE IT'S BURNING FIRE!' why I have yet to collapse into a pitiful ball you ask, well it's mostly cause I- wait there we go.

Equestria, Castle of Two Sister 3rd POV

        Princess Luna was having a great dream when a large boom echo through the castle, shocking her awake. As she jumps out of bed, she turns her head with wide and worried eyes, "What the hey was that?" The door of her room is knock over as her sister Princess Celestia burst in, panting from hurrying to meet her, "Luna, what do ye thinks happen?" "I don't know," she taps a hoof on her muzzle, "dost thou believe it to be Discord?" "No mine sister, he is still incase in stone at the castle over at Canterlot," as the solar princess moves closer, Luna begins dawning her armor, "does thou truly need those?"

        "Hopefully not," as she turns to her sister, Luna sees the worry in Celestia's eyes, "however tis best to be over prepared than under, sister." As the lunar princess leaves the castle behind, Celestia teleports to Canterlot. After all, she wasn't going to let Luna have all the fun.

Equestria, Everfree Forest 1st POV

        "Oww, why does everything hurt?" I hear the chirping of birds and patter of hooves as I open my eyes to see trees all around me. Slowly, I try to stand only to fall on my face when I try to push with my arms, "The Fuck?" I blink before looking at my tiny arms and then at the rest of my armored form, "Oh right, got to get out of...the...costume?" It was only then that I realize something else, "...WHERE THE FUCK ARE CLASP FOR THIS SHIT!?" I start to hyperventilate as I use my hind legs to stand, almost falling again until I use my tail as a counterbalance, "Okay!..Okay, let's think this through."

        Slowly pacing and knocking over trees subconsciously with my tail, I try to calm myself, 'Right I went to a recent con, met some other Zoids fans, goof off a little, hang a few play battle with folks recording, bought something from creepy-' "Yeah man, I think you died." Rolling my eyes, I sigh, 'Great, DracoTitan the murderous how did you get out the Twilight Zone that is repression?' I soon look down to see a tiny red T. Rex with a crown of spikes and deadly green eyes, "...don't.say.a damn.thing."

        I blink before leaning down and staring at him, "DracoTitan, why the fuck are you in the Ambient Organoid?" Getting a sigh, I then notice that the other three Organoids also staring at us, "...please tell me that-" "Yeah they are," I faceclaw myself with an open buster claw as DracoTitan walks over to its siblings. A few minutes involving me simply roar in rage and the five of us are moving north, or at least that's what my instruments are saying, slowly to me since I refuse to let the four mini zoids hop on my back and they have not been able to enter my core.

        Soon we in up close to, "Who the fuck places a fucking castle in the middle of a forest?" As the four shrugs, I decide to keep moving forward,"Hey uh bro, what are you-" through the castle while scratching under my chin. The rest of the journey continue in silence until Zeke, the white organoid with red eyes, look at me with the most innocent of eyes,"Hey dad?" That's something else I have mostly gotten use to, them calling me that. As I look down at the little guy, his eyes shows that I will probably say yes, "Can I get something to eat?"

        As one, all five of our stomach growl at the sametime and I smile which cause the very sharp and carnivorous teeth to show, "Of course my little hatchlings, there should be something just past the treeline." As the five of us walk through the trees, the first thought passing through my minds are that the very colorful buildings should be destroyed. The second one is that everything looks expensive with the final one is that those are a lot ponies, '...oh well, meat is meat.' As I led the four Organoids into town, one of the pony ran up to us. I think it wanted a hug so I gave it one with my jaws, poor thing didn't even have time to scream.

        There's a few seconds before Shade, a black Organoid with blue eyes, lunge on the back of a pony with a horn and the rest of the town start to run in fear. Watching through the corners of my eyes as I eat, I see ponies in purple armor and a few in bright gold armor, 'I feel like I should know where I am...think on it after I eat.' My head swirl as I heard Zeke cry out in pain, I see a horned pony blast his side with some beam and my eyes flash red before pointing at the group to my right with a buster claw. As they are disintegrate by a charged particle cannon, I rise up from my meal of a winged pony and roar, ignoring the pain filled moan of the crippled.

Equestria, Canterlot 3rd POV

        Princess Luna pumps her wings as she can, hoping that she can catch up to the creatures that had came from the Everfree. Soon she is accompanied by Princess Celestia clad in her gold armor, "Luna sister, make haste for I sense our people need us." As the words fell from her mouth, the two hear a loud and gruff roar which is followed by explosions and screams. Reaching the outskirts of town, they gaze at the blue dragon like beast with two silver tusks that had the entrails of a unicorn mare dripping down its face. The most disturbing thing is the fact the mare was still screaming in pain.

        Celestia blast the blue creature off the mare, Luna draws a spear and lunges at the Organoid. Before she can collide with the beast, Shade knocks her away with her fangs bared, "Specular, I can't believe you would let your guard down." As Specular rise to her feet, she glares at her sister,"Bite me Shade, at least I was that badly damage like Zeke." Before they can continue, the two jumps away from a beam of gold and blue magic. As the two princesses draws their weapons, the earth shakes and a long growl sends shivers down the two alicorns' back.

        They take flight right as the building behind the two collaspe as a large light purple version of the two with blood red eyes snap at the two, "YOU DARE HARM MY LITTLE ONES, I'LL REND THE FLESH FROM YOUR BONES AND DRINK A WINE MADE FROM YOUR BLOOD!" Before he, at least from its voice they can guess the gender, can try said threat a rainbow of different spells collide against its side and drawing a large dust cloud. As the two princesses flew over the dust cloud, it parts showing a purple energy shield covering the creature. "...My turn," as the shield goes down, he points his two buster claws at the pony. As his feet clamp dig into the concrete and his tail vents and jaws open, a static sounds echo. Luna's eyes widen as she sees three beams point at the guards' location, while Celestia begins to summons a barrier, "MOVE,THE BEAST IS-" Three dark pink beams cut a line, atomizing those caught by the beams, "...idiot pon- ACK!"

        The two alicorns sends countless barrage at the purple zoid for a continuous thirty minutes. As the dust settle, those remaining in town sees the torn and blackened armor of the beast slowly rising before it collapsed in exhaustion. As Princess Celestia lands, Princess Luna watches as four small creature tries to help him up, "Sister, I think tis is over." As the two gaze at their foe, they concentrate on the connection they have with the Elements of Harmony before blasting the five creatures and encasing them in stone.

Equestria, Canterlot 1st POV

        '...well it could be worse,' my body ponder as my form seems to already have begun healing by the time the multicolor beam stone me, 'at least I'll have a great view for the rest of my days.' Days went by as I watch ponies gaze at my and my children forms, at first it was with hatred. Then it was followed by curiosity, especially the scientists who wanted to know how I wasn't destroyed immediately by the first alicorn blast. Eventually, the gazes turned into the one thing I hated the most...boredom. I'm just thankful for the company.

        I don't necessarily mean Discord, who is a great guy with several genius ideas. I greatly enjoy hearing my children, when they do speak to me. Strangely enough, Princess Luna had entered my dreams a few times and we spoke of philosophy when I wasn't fighting off my more primal instincts that likes to take the form of lesser zoids. Eventually, I was move in front of the newly abandoned castle. I actually felt sorry for Celestia, it must have hurt to banish your own kin.

        I know that I would have snapped, worst than when that purple bitch that hit my youngest with that beam. Before I was dragged here, I do remember hearing about other wild zoids in the wilds. Hope they don't blame me.