Life was difficult for me. I didn't have the opportunities that most children had when growing up. I cheated, I stole, I even had to resort to violence just to put food in my stomach, but that was the past and a regrettable one at that.

With all my hardships, I was given a chance. In this chance, I received everything that I never had, but it didn't last. My new home was ripped away from me in an angry fit of jealousy. The love of my life and my friends were taken from me, and the one that gave me my second chance couldn't save me. In the end, I did what I had to do at the cost of my life for the second time, however, all was not in vain.

The Mother of Creation gave me one more. One more chance, one more life, but this time, when I die. I stay dead. No more do-overs. In my second life, A part of my memories was locked away, now they aren't and they were fully at my disposal. Now, I bide my time, enjoying the warmth of a loving family, waiting for the day when a real soldier is needed in Equestria. I spend my time enjoying the little things. Reading a sappy romance novel to enjoying flying high in the air but after the return of Princess Luna. Things aren't as peaceful as they seem, and when no one was willing to take the place as Captain of the Lunar Guard, I was unlucky enough to be given the position all because of the tattoo on my ass.

Also, did I mention I'm a bit of a masochistic nymphomaniac with a deep love of eroticism? Cause if not, then, please attach your chastity belts, because no one is going to walk right when I'm done with them.

Days of featured=Many. Like every Chapter published so far has gotten this story featured.

Updating tags as I go on.