Cole hated the world he lived in. He wanted to leave forever. And got what he asked for... Sort of. He did leave earth, but where he ended up was even worse. There were ponies, rainbow colored ponies everywhere! As it turns out, ponies are afraid of humans, especially grumpy humans.

Celestia decides something must be done to cheer the poor man up, so she calls in a professional.
Pinkie. Pie.

Can she melt the iceberg inside of Cole's heart? Of course she can! Pinkie can make anything happy... Right?

Note: the dark tag doesn't mean dark comedy. The dark tag is to show that, although this is mostly a comical story, there are dark subjects discussed such as suicide and depression. I will do my best to treat them with respect and tact.

There is no sex in this, just sex themes.

Editing by the wonderful OkemosBrony

Adorable Art by: Quere