Over the course of Equestria's existence, it has faced many perils and dangers. It's known the threat of a looming tyrant. It's felt the pain of a great betrayal. It's been sucked dry of magic and faced invasion by shape-shifting parasites, and has even been host to gods of insanity. Equestria is a place where catastrophe is the norm, and its rulers are always prepared.

Nothing could prepare tem for this.

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A rather satirical Displaced story.