Alternate Ending of Cupcakes

by BlankFlankedFoal

Rating: teen
Tags: Dark, Alternate Universe, Mystery, Horror
Length: 273

Just that

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-02-20 03:06:57 UTC

Le Chapter 1

Pinkie:I think I am gonna wing it now!"

RD: Wow...

Pinkie:What?

RD: *mad*Wow, was that supposed to be a pun? Are you serious?

Pinkie: Aw come on! Give me a break Dashie!

RD: NO! That was weak! That's not Pinkie Pie standards for comedy! "Wing it?" Really, what were you saving up for those stomach and bladder jokes!?!

Pinkie: Well... Actually...

RD: *WTF face*...

Pinkie: *laughs nervously*

RD: Those were the worst puns I've ever heard

Pinkie: *sad* Ever?

RD: Anything is better than that! I'm just DYING to get out of here! Now I know why you can't spell slaughter without laughter! I saw what you did there! When you said your cupcakes need a little - I didn't think you meant it like this! Now will finally know if I taste like skittles! If you want a big piece of meat you should have gone after Big Mac!

RD and Pinkie: *laughs like madmen*

RD and Pinkie: *laughs*

RD: I'm about to burst a  gut so we better cut it out!

RD and Pinkie: *laughs*

RD: I really nailed that one!

RD and Pinkie: *laughs*

RD: if this keeps on going I'm going to die of laughter!

RD and Pinkie: *laughs for like 3 minutes*

RD: Whew!

Pinkie: That was good! *still giggles*

RD: Still want to turn me into rainbow cupcakes?

Pinkie: No way why would I do that? SIlly filly here let me help you out!* removes RD'S restraints*

RD: How are you going to explain all the corpses?!*

Pinkie: Oh all those wax figure and mannequins? Easy I like to put on a convincing performance!