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               Alternate Ending of Cupcakes                
                   -by BlankFlankedFoal-                   
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                       Le Chapter 1                        
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Le Chapter 1
Pinkie:I think I am gonna wing it now!"
RD: Wow...
Pinkie:What?
RD: *mad*Wow, was that supposed to be a pun? Are you serious?
Pinkie: Aw come on! Give me a break Dashie!
RD: NO! That was weak! That's not Pinkie Pie standards for comedy! "Wing it?" Really, what were you saving up for those stomach and bladder jokes!?!
Pinkie: Well... Actually...
RD: *WTF face*...
Pinkie: *laughs nervously*
RD: Those were the worst puns I've ever heard
Pinkie: *sad* Ever?
RD: Anything is better than that! I'm just DYING to get out of here! Now I know why you can't spell slaughter without laughter! I saw what you did there! When you said your cupcakes need a little - I didn't think you meant it like this! Now will finally know if I taste like skittles! If you want a big piece of meat you should have gone after Big Mac!
RD and Pinkie: *laughs like madmen*
RD and Pinkie: *laughs*
RD: I'm about to burst a  gut so we better cut it out!
RD and Pinkie: *laughs*
RD: I really nailed that one!
RD and Pinkie: *laughs*
RD: if this keeps on going I'm going to die of laughter!
RD and Pinkie: *laughs for like 3 minutes*
RD: Whew!
Pinkie: That was good! *still giggles*
RD: Still want to turn me into rainbow cupcakes?
Pinkie: No way why would I do that? SIlly filly here let me help you out!* removes RD'S restraints*
RD: How are you going to explain all the corpses?!*
Pinkie: Oh all those wax figure and mannequins? Easy I like to put on a convincing performance!