Speed Nitrous Speedy Adventure Season 1

Speed found his wet brusied pony body on the ground so he decided to make his iconic selfie face like he has been doing for the last 420 thosand years and 69 months and 69 days. Speed decided to actaully get up for once as he forgot how to walk as a pony so he got up and looked around the room he was in it was dark was the room moving? he was in a train in a cargo area so he looked for a door and opened it up the train was moving so he couldnt get out so he jumped out of the moving train like a pro onto a grass patch and mumbled to himself YOUR ALL FRICKS YOU PONIES he said to him as he trotted his destroyed body and started moving into a random direction.

Speed found himself in canterlot so he decided it be best to nuke it he looked at a ipad on his hoof connected to it and called 99 air strikes and nukes on canterlot while something patted him on the shoulder it was Princess Ceslestia! "Go die you stupid gay princess die!!!!!!" Speed said to princess celestia as she stared him with a angry glare that beamed throught his eternal 420 thosand year old soul as he got a ak 99 and shot princess celestia in the head while she launched a magical shield that protected her againsted the shot as she launched herself into the sky and shot a giant magical beam against Speed :ya bloody pony" Speed shouted to princess celestia while trying to get a shot on her as he was knocked out on the ground. "wow killing ponies what a friend to have what a friend Speed" heard when he awoke by his 2 friend,  where in some sort of hospital with him with ak 99s pointing at him it was his friend borgsy2! and IanBeyond50 "Borgsy and Ian I'll turn you into some choclate balls you gardening tool!" Speed shouted towards the 2 friends, only a couple of inches away from him pointing there ak 99s even more steady "No using your lame kung fu magical abilites Speed" Ian said in a calm voice to Speed. "yeah and he destroyed canterlot 99 nukes and airstrikes daym and they came from a dumpster in the sky as well and hit canterlot after he got knocked out thats alot of penaltys you've got Speed 90403020108009999999 years in celestias royal gaurd donguen prison" Borgsy said to Speed. "YOUR ALL BALLS, I WILL DESTROY YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE OF ALL HUMANS PONIES AND ALL RACES IN THIS GALAXY" Speed shouted so loud while the hospitle exploded and tons and tons of ponies died and set on fire and humans. Borgsy and Ian was no where to be found and ben was flying in space on fire flying at the speed of sound with his pony hooves while he shouted "IM A PONY NOW AND IM GONNA TURN MYSELF INTO BALLS"

Written by Me Ben luong