Speed Nitrous Speedy Adventure Season 1

by speed nitrous the pone

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Random, Adventure, Crossover, Drama, Alternate Universe
Length: 3148

THIS ISN'T MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY

Speed Nitrous, A random Human that has no humour, he turns into a pony and adventured treachourus place and he is the reason why everything is chaos

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-07-20 10:04:30 UTC

Chapter 1:Speed goes on a rampage in ponyville

Speed nitrous woke up in the year of 2069 on a saturday morning "Yawn". Michael is trolling and Matthew is trying to be cool and making memes out of Speed. Speed said as he got out of bed and made some doritos and mountain dew for breakfest as Speed was eating a dorito some sort of vortex opened and Speed was sucked in as he said "I'M GONNA TURN MYSELF INTO BALLS!" loudly he woke up in some sort of forest that looked  creepy to him he thought this was a dream but it was not "balls" Speed said as he hurt his arm while getting up he got up and he turned into a pony! "what the hell why am i a red horse with my head on it and why do i want to kill the Matthew so much lol I'm balls some dragon balls". Speed said as he got turned into a pony ben walked around to see a town with hay roofs hay roofs? "what the meme why is there medivile buildings in this town lol". He turned his head up to see a blue pony with rainbow hair. "sup the names rainbow dash and yours?" the neon blue pegasus asked he simply replyed with "IM A PONY NOW". He replied with a grin on his face "no offence but why does your head look different than a ponys it looks like a monkey with a small nose, squinty eyes and black hair" the neon pegasus commented "because im an asian and im a pony now!! a pony!!! and do you want my noodles?" Speed replyed with a smile "okay i better show this to twilight then" Rainbow Dash said in a wierded out manner "and before we go see twilight sparkle i need to take a boring selfie" Speed in a memetastic voice as they walked to a castle twilight sparkle was walking in ponyville near the castle when rainbow dash and Speed went up to her "hi twi i met this new pony who says he is a asian and is very kinda not normal" Said Rainbow Dash in a i dunno sort of manner as ben started floating in the air and glowed and light was going everywhere and his eyes turned white and lightning strike all over ponyville "I AM YOUR GOD NOW OBEY ME IN EVERY MANNER AND YOU WELL OBEY THE ASIAN SPEED OVERLORD" Speed shouted madness was going everywhere buildings exploded the mayor of Ponyville was killed. Twilight and all the other princesses had to be put in a special bunker in canterlot which was way further then Ponyville. As guns fired everywhere and explosions. Speed went into a vortex leading to minecraft land when he stepped on the grass blocks he saw Super Minecraft Kid, he met and said "I hate minecraft". Super Minecraft Kid raged so hard and he was scremaing so hard "SO MUCH HATE UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, YOU HATE MINECRAFT, I WILL KILL YOU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, THE LEGEND OF ZELDA IS A RIP OFF OF MINECRAFT BECAUSE YOU CAN SWING A SWORD AND MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC IS A RIP OFF OF FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS BECUASE IT HAS VINES ON WALLS AND GRAS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Suprr Minecraft Kid said while Speed exploded  from his ears, getting rekt and then Speed Nitrous went to another vortex and landed in five nights at freddys, their stood Super Minecraft Kid and FNAFHero in the secaurity guard room and Speed stood there floating saying "FNAF sucks you kids!". "FRICK you freaky frick" FNAFHero said while pulling the rude finger and playing fnaf3 in five nights at freddys pizaria while Super Minecraft Kid kissed chica then Speed vomited everywhere while Speed went into a vortex going into another demension/world which is the stage called final destination in super smash bros brawl. Speed was facing Mario but Mario just kicked him in the face and then Speed screamed while he was Ko'd.

When Speed Ko'd, he went back to equestria and landed on mud.

Stay tuned for part 2

Cast:

Written by Me

chapter 2 ben destroys the fourth wall and matthews eternal soul

Ben found his eternal soul in orions belt in the pegasus galaxy where harmonia equestria is located he flew into another vortex and found himself in teletubbie land he saw 4 fat creatures eating some sort of tubbie custard while farting so ben did what he does best he shot the teletubbies with a an-99 assault rifle and they splatted on to the ground with the ipad on there tummies imploding on them selfs so ben went into another vortex leading back to minecraft world he saw super minecraft kid with a ak 69 and he started shooting and screaming "SO MANY MINECRAFT HATERS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH". ben dodged all the shots and said to himself "if you can dodge a bullet you can dodge a ball" and ben started shooting golden balls at  super minecraft kid that where on fire super minecraft kid screamed "I WANT CHICA IN MY LIFE I WISH SHE WAS REAL UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"."Die SMK your just a kid and chica doesnt exist mate lol" ben explained to smk while shooting him splatted super minecraft kids fat mexican body on the ground and then he went into another vortex

Later then Ben went in one of Piemations MLP Video which is My Little Doomsday Crack and then he saw AppleJack selling drugs and Ben screamed "OH MY GOD". "SHUT UP!!!" Replied AppleJack. "IM CALLING THE COPS M8" Yelled Ben then the cops appeared, then Ben went into another vortex again into hell. When Ben appeared in hell, he was falling into lava again and again until they add a platform where you don't fall in lava. In hell There was Super Minecraft Kid, FNAFHero, SammyClassicSonicfan and other random person in hell.

Sammy was calling everyone frick and Super Minecraft Kid was yelling at the haters then Ben went into a another vortex which lead you to SouthPark.

When Ben appeared in SouthPark, When Kenny walked up to Ben, Ben said "Kenny, will you be my waifu but if you say no, I'll kill you".

Then Kenny mumbled "No" then Ben stabbed him in the face with a spiky balls, Then Nothing happen and Ben was like "OMG I KILLED MY FUTURE WAIFU, YOU BASTARD". Then he went into another vortex which is the Luna games then he appeared in front of pinkie pie which is starring creepy at him and holding a knife, then Pinkie Pie was like "Ew, is that a human attached to a pony body, wow that disgusting". Then ben gives his powers to pinkie pie then pinkie pie killed him.

His last breath was saying "Sorry but who will make Ian and Borgsy into balls" then he turned back into his normal self and died.

Then at the funeral, there was Derpy Hooves, TheBudderLord, IanBeyond, Borgsy2, Super Minecraft Kid, FNAFHero, Bens Memes with legs, Noodles, Princess Celestia (who wasn't sad at all) and his cousin Danny tan

Cast:

Written by Sexy Ben

Chapter 3: A speedy hell

NOTE: Sorry for the long ass hiatus, well heres the new Speed Nitrous adventure and This wasnt meant to be taken seriously :)

WARNING: Theres alot of gay jokes in the story

When Pinkie Mena sliced Speed, he died then his body turn into a human body, then he was died in his own grave.

Later then Speed was falling down to the ground. When he felled down to the ground, he saw Satans everywhere that are celebrating something.

Speed also saw other than satans are Barney the dinosaur, Super Minecraft kid, Jacob Satorius, Gay Bonnie and FNAFLover2008

When Speed saw Jacob Satorius, his eyes turn into a heart shape and that means Speed has a crush on Jacob.

Speed run into Jacob Satorius and pushed Barney and Bonnie and he said to Jacob "Will you marry me Jacob".

Jacob was thinking about and on his mind, he was thinking Speed in a bikini. Jacob replied to him "Uuuuummmmmmm" then Speed Replied to him "so you will uuuummmmmm".

Then Jacob said "YES!" then Speed got happy like a girl. The Marriage started and Jacob wore no shirts, no pants but just an underwear and Speed wore a Bikini with an Underwear. After the Marriage, Ben and Jacob kissed each other then everybody in hell puked except Super Minecraft Kid whos making disturbing noises.

Jacob was walking with Speed romantically and They accidentally walked into a spring and they jumped out of Speed's Grave.

The scene changed to Ians at home, playing boring man on pc same with Borgsy. Ian wanted to get food so he walked to the door and opened it and there was a vortex and Ian got sucked into the vortex.

Borgsy was shocked while playing boring man then another vortex appeared next to him and sucked him into the vortex too.

It leads them (Ian and Borgsy) to the planet name Balls and the planet looks like Circle Shape with Bens face.

When they appeared in the planet name Balls, they saw alot of Speed saying "SUCK MY BALLS!" in every language they use.

Then the president of the planet appeared name President Balls, Yes almost every of the Speeds in the planet name Balls name Balls so as Speed (Original One).

When they saw President Balls, Michael Screamed and fainted and Ian vomited then fainted.

The Scene changed again to Ben was walking with Jacob and Ben saw a waifu of his, Kenny from South Park.

Ben ignored but Kenny didnt even look at him at all.

Jacob took off his shirt in public, and saw his pale abs and Ben was like "So Hot". Then the pony police and they were coming for Ben,

To be Continued.....................

Next Chapter: Speedy Break up

Facts:

About Speeds real name, his name is Ben "Speedy Balls" Luong

Ben has a waifu name Kenny from south park and he appeared in chapter 2 at the funeral, i think its his future waifu

Written by Danny Tan and Speedy Balls

Chapter 4: Speedy Divorce

NOTE: This wasnt meant to be taken seriously :)

When Speed saw Kenny, He forgot that Kenny is his waifu when He got married.

Speed was walking with Jacob and they walked past Kenny but Kenny didnt looked. Speed was walking home with Jacob then they went inside the house.

Somebody ringed the door and it was Kenny. Speed open the door, and he said "Hi Kenny". Kenny walked into the house and got shocked. He saw Jacob and Kenny mumbled to Ben "We're breaking up". Speed screamed "NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" as every window breaks.

Jacob said to Speed "Is that your waifu". Speed replied "n-n-n-n-n-nyes". Jacob said to Speed "WE'RE GONA DIVORCE". Speed screamed again "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO".

Later on, Speed walked to the Noodle Palace and The Pony police saw Ben then the pony police grabbed Bens both of arms then taser him into a pony. Speed screamed again "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" when he turned into a pony again.

Speed walked to equestria and when he saw Rainbow Dash. His eyes turned into a heart shape again.

Speed ran into Rainbow Dash and says "Wanna Netflix and Chill" like Speed has sass.

Everybody looked at him weirdly and Speed said "Let take a boring netflix and chill selfie everybody or suck my balls". Princess Celestia Blasted Speed and he screamed "BALLS".

The scene changed into Ian and Borgsy with a blind fold in a planet name Balls. Borgsy said to Ian "you want to nuke this place". Ian replied "Hell Yes". Then Ian and Michael took off theyre blindfolds and get on a ship name spacesh@t. Ian pressed the nuke button to drop bombs on a planet name balls then The Spacesh@t flyed away.

Then the planet name Balls Got Nuked means it explode and All the Speed were flying saying "BBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLSSSS".

Fact:

Whenever you say "F@ck you asains". Speed gets angry and takes off his shirt and fights like a pussy

Next Chapter: Speedy clones

Written by Speed Nitrous and iCre8e

Chapter 6.9: The Worst Speedy Asian Mother

Chapter 6: The Worst Speedy Asian Mother

Since Speed's eggs came out, he got happy and proud and Ian was standing behind him and cringing so hard. Speed Nitrous doesn't notice. Speed Nitrous took his baby eggs and went back to equestria village. All of the villagers of Equestria said "HEY, THERES THE STALKER" then they chased after him. Speed Nitrous went back home and the chasers lost him. Speed Nitrous named his babies "Speedy Baby Balls 01, Speedy Baby Balls 02". Thats their name. Borgsy2 went past his house laughing while he was naming his babies. Then Ben said "SHUT UP YOU AUSSIE" then Ian said "Racist", Then Ben replied "SUCK MY BALLS". Ian replied back "Are you butthurt m8" then the door shuts.

The Rest Coming Soon

Chapter 7.8: Speed Nitrous and TheBudderLord becomes Friends

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Chapter 8: Matthew trys to join Ben's club

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9.11: Speedy Orgasms

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Chapter 10: Ben dances in Jail and Matthew goes to Hell

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Chapter 11: Ben goes to Hell again.

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Chapter 1 part 2 ben gets rekt by a celestial princess on a distant world

Speed found his wet brusied pony body on the ground so he decided to make his iconic selfie face like he has been doing for the last 420 thosand years and 69 months and 69 days. Speed decided to actaully get up for once as he forgot how to walk as a pony so he got up and looked around the room he was in it was dark was the room moving? he was in a train in a cargo area so he looked for a door and opened it up the train was moving so he couldnt get out so he jumped out of the moving train like a pro onto a grass patch and mumbled to himself YOUR ALL FRICKS YOU PONIES he said to him as he trotted his destroyed body and started moving into a random direction.

Speed found himself in canterlot so he decided it be best to nuke it he looked at a ipad on his hoof connected to it and called 99 air strikes and nukes on canterlot while something patted him on the shoulder it was Princess Ceslestia! "Go die you stupid gay princess die!!!!!!" Speed said to princess celestia as she stared him with a angry glare that beamed throught his eternal 420 thosand year old soul as he got a ak 99 and shot princess celestia in the head while she launched a magical shield that protected her againsted the shot as she launched herself into the sky and shot a giant magical beam against Speed :ya bloody pony" Speed shouted to princess celestia while trying to get a shot on her as he was knocked out on the ground. "wow killing ponies what a friend to have what a friend Speed" heard when he awoke by his 2 friend,  where in some sort of hospital with him with ak 99s pointing at him it was his friend borgsy2! and IanBeyond50 "Borgsy and Ian I'll turn you into some choclate balls you gardening tool!" Speed shouted towards the 2 friends, only a couple of inches away from him pointing there ak 99s even more steady "No using your lame kung fu magical abilites Speed" Ian said in a calm voice to Speed. "yeah and he destroyed canterlot 99 nukes and airstrikes daym and they came from a dumpster in the sky as well and hit canterlot after he got knocked out thats alot of penaltys you've got Speed 90403020108009999999 years in celestias royal gaurd donguen prison" Borgsy said to Speed. "YOUR ALL BALLS, I WILL DESTROY YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE OF ALL HUMANS PONIES AND ALL RACES IN THIS GALAXY" Speed shouted so loud while the hospitle exploded and tons and tons of ponies died and set on fire and humans. Borgsy and Ian was no where to be found and ben was flying in space on fire flying at the speed of sound with his pony hooves while he shouted "IM A PONY NOW AND IM GONNA TURN MYSELF INTO BALLS"

Written by Me Ben luong

Chapter 5: Speedy Clones

While Speed Nitrous was making out with rainbow dash, he said "I want to hump your RAINBOW" then he screamed. later on, Speed Nitrous Clones appears from the planet name "Balls". They all got up and Speed Nitrous the pony says "Howdy my children". Then all the Speed Nitrous clones chased after him because he is a brony so Speed Nitrous the pony ran away and screams "I THOUGHT WERE FWENDS!".

Meanwhile at Matthew's place, He was playing minecraft and kept screaming "SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG" and start wanking to him, then a vortex appears and maked Matthew sucked in.

After He got sucked in, he turned into a hedgehog which looks like pale fur, but Matthew screamed "I AM THE NEW SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG".  Matt went around the world until he walks into Equestria. All the ponies from Equestria says "LOOK, ITS THE NEWCOMER RIPOFF" then Speed Nitrous runned into him and says "HEY! I'll kill you because you're an aussie because im an asian". Then they started a running competition and then when they started the race, Speed Nitrous ran off and Matthew does a cringy and awkward dance, then Speed Nitrous clone ran him over and Matthew said "Goodbye Hedgehog and Sammyclassicsonicfan, I can still have your inspiration" then dies and acting like thats his final word.

Meanwhile at Jacob's, He said "I cannot do this anymore" then suicided by drinking bleach because he broke up with Speed Nitrous. Kenny does the same thing aswell.

Speed Nitrous clones lost Speed Nitrous the pony, then Speed Nitrous the pony run back to the start and says to Matthew "HA, What an Aussie" then he pissed in Matthew's Mouth then Speed Nitrous the pony's cums comes out. After that, Speed Nitrous the Pony accidentally sat on a stick then flyed off saying "BALLS!" then his eggs comes out of his butt-hole. Then he flyed down hardly and says to his egg "Ooo my god, im gonna be a proud asian mother". Then He called Jacob but Nobody picked up, Nobody Came.

Speed Nitrous the Pony cried "WHY, HE DIDNT PICKUP, I LOVE HIS VIDEOS AS MUCH HOW I LOVE HIS BODY" then Derpy walked past him, thinking that he was crazy.

Speed Nitrous the pony continued crying then His clones poked him in the butthole again, then egg came out that smells like poo out of his asshole. Then the Speed Nitrous's clones went away back to space, yes only space because the planet name Balls got destroyed.

Speed Nitrous went down again then he made more babys when something sharp went up in his asshole.

Next Chapter:

The Worst Asian Speedy Mother

Travia:

Speed Nitrous uses a toothpick to get poop out of his butt and he (Me) might still do that in all years