Well this is new

Chapter 2: A whole new world of pain

Austin’s brook the waters surface. Breathing deeply as it did. He was still thrashing till he realized a few things. One, he was sitting not floating in water. Second it appears to be day time where ever he was. Lastly the backpack got wet.

“Oh god the backpack!” He stood up and opened the bag fearing the worse. As it turned out everything was bone dry. He was so over come with relief that the IPod and books were dry he decided to ignore the fact that they should be wet. Looking up he saw the land much better then when he was in panic mode.

The land around him was beautiful. Rolling green hills, the river he was standing in and blue sky with not a cloud in it. He was pissed off at it. How dare this land look so good when he went through a watery hell. He looked up river. He looked down river. He lifted his head and unleashed a river of curses.

20 minutes of curse’s later

“I feel much better. Now what?” Thinking of nothing better to do Austin puts on the pack same way as before, lies down and floats away down river.

After one hour of floating and humming “Hoist the colors” Austin got bored “Bored now!”. Standing up and cracking his back and ankles he stared walking to the shore. The shore itself was a little bit of sand then a small hill. Climbing the hill Austin sang slowly, so not be heard.

“ ‘Yo ho all hands

Hoist the colors high

Heave ho thiefs and beggars

Never shall we die.’”

Slowly lifting his head Austin saw a odd sight. A small yellow and pink pegasus playing with a rabbit. Austin closed his eyes and pinched his arm to make sure that he was not dreaming. Sadly to say the only thing he got was pain. ‘I gots an idea. I’ll just sneak around them and be on my ways. I’m so smat. I mean smart…odd.’ Stepping so lightly that his bare feet didn’t make a noise on the soft grass. What he didn’t expect was the bunny looking at him then tapping the pegasus and pointing at him. The yellow horse turned and froze when it saw Austin standing nearly behind her. ‘Bloody bunny!’

After five minutes of doing nothing but staring at one another the silence turned from shocked to awkward. So Austin just decided to keep moving. As he turned to leave he heard a voice.

“W-w-what a-ar-are y-you?” Turning so fast it made his head spin, Austin was looking for the source of the female voice but all he saw was the horse and it rabbit.

“W-w-we-well aren’t you going t-to say somt-thing.” The horse spoke. THE BLOODY HORSE SOPKE! If not for the fact that it had wings and was yellow with pink he mite of fainted. But no Austin has seen weirder things (A thin American, who would of thought!) so he replied in a cold, bored monotone voice that he used with people he didn’t know.

“I’m a human. What else would I be?” The small horse seemed surprised that Austin could talk and gave a small “eep!” well since he was all ready talking to a horse Austin thought he might as well have a conservation with the thing.

“So my names Austin. What’s yo” As Austin was walking to the small horse he was cut off by a very loud.

“GET THE BUCK AWAY FROM HER!!!” Austin turned to see a blue blur come at him. Poor guy only had time to think one thing ‘Oh fuck all kinds of duck!’ Then pain then darkness, blessed darkness.