Pinkie Pie rolled around on her bed in the cupcake room at the top of sugar cube corners. She was BOARD and needed something to do. Light shun their her window, the light hit a flower vase and a rainbow illuminated threw out the room and landed on her pranking supplies.
"That's a GREAT idea!" Pinkie sprang out of bed and practically teleported down stairs.
"Hey Dashie!!!" Pinkie hoped up and down under the cloud her friend was on. Rainbow Dash's tail moved back and forth and the pegasus gave no reply.
"DASHIE!" Pinkie screamed. Rainbow Dash's tail vanished and she peeked at PInkie Pie from the top of the cloud.
"Wanna prank everypony?" Pinkie smiled.
"Heck yeah." Rainbow Dash nodded, she then looked behind herself, "sorry Soarin I found something funner to do."
"But Dashie..."
"I said sorry."
"Fine" Soarin flew back to he and Rainbow's house.
"Sorry if I interrupted you both." Pinkie blushed.
"I'd rather prank ponies then make out on a cloud." Rainbow Dash flew to the ground.
"Oh that's all you were doing..." Pinkie blushed more.
"Huh? What did you think we were doing?" Rainbow Dash tilted her head in confusion.
"Nothing." Pinkie eyes widened and she closed her mouth, she then moved her enlarged pupils to look behind her.
The first prank involved Rarity, shampoo and green hair dye. Rarity hated the color green, she hated it so much. Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie snuck into Rarity's bathroom. Rainbow Dash picked up the only shampoo in the room.
She handed it to Pinkie Pie, who opened the top and sniffed it. She smiled and mouthed the word 'lavender' she then turned the bottle upside down and squirted its contents down the sick drain. Rainbow Dash gave her a mean look, took the bottom from the bottle and removed the label.
Rainbow Dash tapped the label to the green hair dye container and sat it on the shelf. Pinkie whispered 'oh' and they snuck out. They waited for Rarity to come back and once she did they threw mud at her hair.
"Girls, stop!" The white unicorn screamed, "I'll have to wash my hair now!" She ran to her boutique.
They followed and waited at the door. Rarity came outside after about twenty minutes, she didn't notice her hair was now an ugly shade of purple and green.
"Hey Rare, I love what you did with your mane." Pinkie Pie winked at Rainbow Dash who shoved a mirror into Rarity's face.
Rarity screamed as she ran back inside. Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash fell over laughing. They then began their next prank.
Twilight Sparkle was next on the list. The purple alicorn was reading in her castle, a stack of books sat next to her. Once she finished reading one book she would pick another from the pile. Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie snuck up behind her. Pinkie took a book out of her saddle bag, she showed the cover to the blue pegasus.
Rainbow Dash nodded, the cover was black, and had to pale white hooves holding an apple, the title was at the bottom. Pinkie Pie put a dust cover on Tue book giving it the cover as some children's novel about birds, she then put the book on the stack and they hid under the table. They hid a giggle when they heard Twilight's confusion about the book.
"Hmmm, what's this?" The lavender alicorn asked as she opened the book from the middle to see if the story line was good or not. She screamed and immediately threw the book at the wall. She got up and went to the bathroom to possibly throw up.
Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie laughed hard. The shared a hoof bump and got up from under the table. They walked outside and prepared their next prank.
Apple Jack slept so peacefully. That made this prank easier, but you may won't to know why she is sleeping in the MIDDLE of the day right? Well to bad, let's just say it has to do with apple sauce and sleeping powder.
Rainbow Dash took the hat from the Orange mare's head and gave it to Pinkie Pie. The pinkie pony smiled as she poured the left over apple sauce into the hat. The pair walked behind their friend and put the hat back on her head. The apple horse's eyes stayed shut, maybe they'd use a little too much sleeping powder.
Much to the blue pegasus's horror Pinkie stuffed her hoof into Apple Jack's mouth and pulled out an air horn. She examined it for a while. She then pinned it to the orange mare's ear and it the button.
Mean while in Canterlot Celestia was knocked off her thrown by a load honking sound. She looked to her guards for help. Once back in her seat she ordered the guards to find the source of the sound and arrest ANYPONY around within a foot.
Apple Jack rubbed her ear which was covered in sticky apple sauce. She ripped the hat off and looked inside it. She gasped at the contents, she then heard giggling behind her, she turned around in time to see Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie. Their faces caught fear as the orange pony put the hat back on and uttered a low growl.
The two mare's screamed and ran away as fast as possible. Once they were safe Rainbow Dash looked around to find they had ran right into Fluttershy's cottage. The two estranged a glare, each with different meanings, one said to prank the pony, the other said no.
They decided anything they did to the timid yellow pegasus was cruel. So they went inside for some paper. Fluttershy was playing with her pets and looked at her friends with happiness.
"Hello girls, what brings you both here?" She smiled as a puppy licked her in the face, causing her to giggle. Pinkie looked at the desk and a smile crept over her face.
"We could use some paper."
"Okay, you can take as many as you need." She smiled.
Rainbow Dash looked at the letter Pinkie had written. She still didn't understand what it was for. She looked at PInkie with questions.
"Read it."
Dear Spikey Wikey,
I can not help these fillings I have for you. Your so beautiful and handsome, it's a lot for a pony like me. Your scales are aligned so perfectly, and I can't help but wonder what they would fill like to my bare hooves. Your a master piece.
I'd love to see you in my room...
Love,
Your secret admirer.
Rainbow Dash snickered as she read it. Pinkie Pie took it out of her hooves, put it in an envelope and looked at Rainbow Dash. She gave her the envelope as if she was supposed to seal it. A look of disgust hit her in the face, she shook her head no.
Pinkie did the dirty deed and then tossed the letter at Spike who looked down with awe. After picking it up and opening it, he read the letter inside. His eyes widened with excitement. He then looked over at the window and saw Rainbow Dash before she could duck, he looked at her with confusion as she and Pinkie ran off, both uttering curse words.
The two mares skidded to a halt when they were confronted by two royal guards. One was a purple unicorn and the other was a blue pegasus. Rainbow Dash knew him all to well.
"Hi Rainbow Blitz, what ya doing big bro?"
"Why do I have a feeling you have something to do with the upset that accrued today?" He raised an eye brow.
"Did it have to do with a bank and five thousand dollars?" She asked sarcastically, "cause it wasn't me..."
Rainbow Blitz groaned, "the sound of an air horn desterbed the princess today."
"It was that load?" Pinkie asked, "I must have pressed it too hard..."
Rainbow Dash smacked Pinkie Pie across the jail cell room, "you could have used an excuse!"
"Is an air horn REALLY a crime?"
"When you press it so hard it scares the princess out of her wits then yes." Rainbow Dash replied.
"Oh..."
Suddenly the cell door was opened by Soarin, "you really should stop getting in trouble like this, it the third time I've had to post bail!"
"You only do it cause you love me." Rainbow Dash smiled as she snuggled up agents him. Pinkie Pie made a barfing sound and then they all left.
Author's Note
I for one hate the Twilight Saga with Hate in caps. And bolded...so I HATE it.
My sis says i should do something funny with this. So I'm going to back a bonus ending! (It will be short...sorry)
Alternate ending (and a crowd of angry ponies)
Author's Note
Hi, RainbowDashX12345 here.
Ok so, this is IMPORTANT!
So we will start off with an Alternate ending for the prank they did on Twilight. Then we will see what spike did after he got that letter and finally. What happened after Dashie and Pinkie got out of jail. It will be so funny!
And, an alternate thing for that part with Tia. Now with 100% more cake.
Thanks to my sister RedRoseHeart for the idea.
Sorry it's short.
Alternate ending (and a crowd of angry ponies)
Pinkie Pie sat the strange book on the pile after adding a cover for some kid's bird book. Twilight took the dust cover off and read the back of the book to find the plot of the story. Her eyes widened and instead of doing what they'd thought she'd do, she read the book from page one. She nodded as she flipped threw the pages.
Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash exchanged a glance of confusion. Twilight was supposed to run screaming into the bathroom. They watched her from behind as she read a book named fifty shades of hay.
Celestia began to generally spoon some cake into her mouth. Suddenly a loud honking sound startled her and her face landed into the sweet desert. She sat there for a few moments. A guard tried to assist her but she raised a hoof to stop him, "I want you to arrest who ever is responsible for this."
"But princess how do we find out who did it? The guard asked.
"Shut up and do it, let me eat the rest of this cake in piece." Celestia looked up at him angrily. He nodded and walked out of the room.
Spike was exited about the letter he'd received. The knocked on the door to Rarity's little shop. Sweetie Belle greeted him and he ran inside.
"Is Rarity here?" He asked.
Sweetie Belle nodded, "well...Yeah but she's busy."
Spike was about to ask what she was up to when Rarity ran inside the main room, "Sweetie Belle, is somepony here?" Her mane was kind of green looking.
"Rarity I know you got Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie to send me a love letter from you." Spike smiled as he looked up at the unicorn.
"Sweetie Belle, please go to your room." Rarity looked over to her sister, the filly rushed upstairs, She looked back at Spike, "I have no idea what your talking about."
"Rarity, please, you don't have to hide it from me anymore." Spikes green eyes lite up and he smiled.
"Spike I have no idea what your talking about, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie just got threw pranking me a few hours ago, you must have been another victim."
"Oh..." Spike looked down, "dose this mean you don't like me?"
"Spikey darling!" Rarity used her hoof to lift his chin up, "your a dear little friend and that's the only way I love you, as a friend."
"Then will you help me get revenge on Rainbow Dash and Pinkie?" Spike asked.
"Gladly" the unicorn nodded.
Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie laughed as they walked out of the jail and waved goodbye to Soarin.. They'd only been in for a few hours and it was funny really, not only did they prank almost all their friends but they pranked Celestia to! They stoped in their tracks when they saw Applejack, Spike, Rarity, Twilight and Fluttershy.
"Hi girls, what ya doing?" Pinkie smiled with worry.
"Oh we're just coming to congratulate you on the amazing pranks you pulled on us." Rarity grinned.
Twilight nodded as she flipped threw a page in her book Fluttershy kicked the dirt. The other three friends surrounded them in a circle. Rainbow Dash gasped, she grabbed Pinkie and flew into the air away from the others. Suddenly Twilight used her magic to bring them to the ground and Applejack tied then up.
"Y-your g-ga-ganna kill us right?" Rainbow Dash shuddered.
The three ponies surrounded them once more. the two friends closed their eyes and prepared for whatever punishment they would get. Suddenly laugher filled the air.
Rainbow Dash and Pinkie looked up and stared at the three ponies. Rarity and Applejack laughed, Spike fell over in a fit, and Twilight grinned as she read her book. The two ponies stared at each other in misblief. They started laughing to and Rarity untied them.
"You girls are jerks." Rainbow snorted.
"Yeah, big jerks!" Pinkie nodded.
"It won't be a joke next time you prank us." Spike sounded serious.
"You girls have to PROMISS you won't do anymore pranks on us, they're funny at first but they got really annoys fast." Applejack took her hat off and whipped some applesauce out of her mane.
"My hair is going to look like this for a week!" Rarity frowned, "you really need to think about how your pranks affect other ponies."
"I may never put this book down." Is what Twilight would've said if she wasn't reading.
"You crushed my dreams." Spike folded his arms.
The two ponies shared a glance deciding what they should do. Pinkie nodded and Rainbow Dash grinned. They looked at their friends, "we make no promises" Rainbow smiled and Pinkie Pie nodded.
Twilight closed her book and glared at them. Rarity, Applejack and Spike all did the same. The two friends gulped with fear.
