Spike's Life with Ladies

by WinterSoldier

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6, Other, Romance, Spike, Sex
Length: 8769

Spike has always been a good guy, so good in fact, that he has almost every female in town lusting for him , thing is he hasn't the slightest idea, but that's about to change.

Spike has always been a good and supportive friend to The Mane 6, along with other girls, what he doesn't know is that his actions has caused said girls to fall in love with him, they especially want him in bed, let's see how Spike will handle this. (Every character is of appropriate age)

Published 2016-02-15 02:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2017-05-20 01:08:34 UTC

Good Morning

Celestia's sun rose at the beginning of a new day. It's radiant light shining over Ponyville, focusing on the Crystal Castle that stood at the center, inside one of it's many rooms lay a sleeping figure on his bed, he was a young man of 18,, yet had much younger features along with a height that was short for his age with green hair and was resting soundly until he woke up with a yawn.

"Ahh, man that was a good sleep, more comfortable than the last." Spike said as he tried to get up but oddly couldn't. "Huh?" he wondered noticing that something was holding onto him, he pulled back the covers and was shocked to see who was resting on him.

It was Twilight whose arms were on his chest and had a a nightgown, obviously he was surprised.

"Twilight!?" he asked incredulously.

This caused Twilight to wake up.

"Oh good morning Spike." she said as she got up and rubbed her eyes.

"Uh, Twilight, not to sound rude butt...WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM, IN MY BED!?" he asked still shocked.

"Hmm? Oh right, I worked very late last night, guess I must have sleep-walked into your room." she shrugged like it was nothing as she stretched her arms and wings.

"You could've at least noticed that your arms were on someone's chest." he told her, as a blush adorned his cheeks because of staring at her stunning at her hourglass figure, despite the nightgown, it showed a decent amount of cleavage, that showed her impressive breasts and when she turned around he got a glimpse of her butt.

"Come on Spike, it wouldn't be the first time we slept in the same bed." she reminded him.

"That was when we were kids Twi, this is completely different." he said.

"You know, you don't have to pretend." she told him, with a sly smile.

"What do do you mean?" he asked curiously.

Twilight then made her way back on the bed and wrapped her arms around Spike and pulled him close to her face, taking him by surprise.

"Admit it Spike, you liked it didn't you?" she questioned, which sounded more like a statement.

"That's...that's crazy!" he exclaimed, trying not to look down to her breasts, which were pressed to his chest.

"Oh? Doesn't seem like it." she said.

"Please Twilight, let's just start the day." Spike said, still blushing.

"Oh alright." Twilight said, a little disappointed. "I'll wait for you downstairs." she said as she exited Spike's room.

"Why does she have to tease me like that?" Spike asked as he got up and got dressed in his usual green T-shirt and blue jeans.

Twilight Sparkle made her way to the castle's library, she was alone with her thoughts.

'Oh Spike, if only you would be more willing, we might actually do it already.' she thought, recently she's been having romantic sexual thoughts about Spike, it started after his 18th birthday, she began to notice how much Spike has grown up, since coming to Ponyville, even though as children they thought of each other as siblings, now they are adults and she wants take their relationship to the next level, before she could continue thinking, Spike entered.

"So, what's the plan for today?" he asked her.

"I'm just going to do some re-shelving for a bit, what about you?" She asked him.

"Thinking of moving around town, maybe drop by and say hi to our friends." he told her

"Oh that's good." she said with her right eye slightly twitching, which Spike didn't notice.

"Well, see you later." he said as he went off.

"Yeah bye." she said with some worry, another thing she's been noticing, is that she's not the only one who's smitten with Spike.

Ponyville was as lively as it usually is, its residents conversing with each other and going about their business, Spike was casually walking, thinking of where to go.

'Maybe I should go to Sugarcube Corner, I had a light breakfast.' he thought.

Spike made his way to the entrance of Sugarcube Corner, went inside and made his way to the counter then rang the bell.

"Coming!" yelled a voice from the kitchen.

'Pinkie.' Spike thought recognizing the voice.

Pinkie Pie came through the door and saw who was behind the counter.

"Spike, nice to see you!" she yelled happy to see him as she hopped over and gave him a big hug.

"Uh, good to see you too Pinkie." he said with blush on his cheeks.

"So what brings you here?" she asked letting go.

"I had a light breakfast, so I figured I'd stop by and grab something to eat, also to say hi." he told her.

"Okay then, what'll it be?" she asked him.

"I'll just have milkshake and muffin." he said.

"Coming right up." she said as she did a backflip over the counter and went to get Spike's order, after 10 seconds she came back and hopped over the counter again and gave Spike his order. "Here you go!" she said.

"Thanks." he said as he took a bite out of the muffin and drank the milkshake.

"So got any plans later?" she asked.

"I thought I'd just walk around see everypony else, then head on home." he said.

"Really, sure you don't wanna make a change in plans?" she suggested with a sly smile and tone, also giving him bedroom eyes.

"What do you mean?" he asked curiously.

"Oh I dunno, maybe ask Twilight if you could spend the night over here." she said as she draped her arms around Spike.

At this, Spike began to blush furiously, and noticed how she looked, Pinkie had an apron that covered her tank top that showed a descent amount of cleavage, even with it on, he could see how big her perky, balloon breasts were not only that, but she had shorts on which showed off her fine legs.

"Um, I don't know if Twilight would approve." he said sweating a bit.

"She doesn't have to worry, it'll just be you and me together." she said as they were face to face, her breasts pressed to his chest.

"But...um th-there's not enough rooms here." he stammered.

"That's okay, you can room with me, my bed's big enough for two people, hint hint." she said, as she continued to flirt with him.

"I'll uh think about it maybe next time." he said.

"Okay then, I'll be waiting handsome." she said giving him a wink before leaning in and giving him a kiss on his cheek which caused his blush to intensify, she the made her way around the counter swaying her hips.

With that Spike left through the exit. Back with Pinkie, she was alone with her thoughts.

'Someday Spikey, just you wait.' she thought.

'Man, that was interesting even for Pinkie, first Twilight now her, pretty weird even if they are incredibly attractive-wait no Spike, don't even think about it.' he thought. Before he could continue, he heard a shout.

"Look out below!" a female voice yelled.

"Oh no." he said realizing who it was and what was about to happen.

He looked up and saw that it was Rainbow Dash diving in very fast, unfortunately he wasn't quick enough to dodge her.

"Oof!" he grunted as he fell down, opening his eyes he saw the position he was in, he saw a close up view of Rainbows butt that was sitting on his face!

"Ow, man should really work on my landings." Rainbow said rubbing her head, she then heard a muffling noise and looked down and saw that she was face-sitting on Spike.

"Spike? Hey what's up?" she asked casually despite the position they were in.

Spike tried to speak, but all she could hear were muffling noises.

"What? Can't hear you, wait let me get up." she said getting up and helping Spike to his feet.

"Seriously Rainbow, what is it with you and crash landings?" he asked rubbing his neck.

"Hey, I was practicing a grand finale for a move of mine." she explained.

"Could've at least practiced in a place without living targets." he said.

"Ease up man, besides don't act like you didn't like it ." she told him.

"Wait, excuse me?" he asked as she suddenly leaned on his chest, making sure he was looking at her sizeable bust, Rainbow had a blue jacket over a cyan t-shirt, black shorts, and white tennis shoes.

"Admit it, you liked the feeling of my ass on your face didn't you?" she asked, or more like stated.

"What no, I mean I was passing through until you dropped in!" he defended.

"No use denying it Spike, hey here's a thought maybe later you can drop by at my place, have Twilight use that walking on clouds spell on you, then you can feel things much sweeter than just my ass." she suggested..

"Really like what?" he asked curiously.

She then leaned in even closer and whispered in his ear.

"All of me." she whispered sensually.

Now his face was red as a tomato, and decided to get out this situation.

"Uh, another day perhaps, I'm really busy tonight, you know helping Twilight around the castle." he said.

"Too bad, well guess I'll be seeing you dragon boy." she said as she licked Spike'd ear.

"Okay then bye!" he said as he ran off.

'He can really be fast when he wants to, hopefully he'll be slow next time, I want to savor every moment when we're in bed.' she thought as she flew off.

"Oh man, this is really becoming a strange day, all I wanted was to stroll around town, say a few hellos and go home, definitely didn't expect this." Spike said to himself, yet he couldn't help but think.

'As awkward as it was, it did feel kinda nice, Rainbow's butt on My face-wait no, remember, don't think like that, I mean yeah I'm legally an adult now but these are my friends, it would just be weird.' he the stopped and saw he was in front of the Carousel Boutique.

"Rarity." he said dreamily. Ever since he first laid eyes on Rarity, he's been in love with her, but he was always worried she would reject him not just because he was a bit younger than her but also because he's a dragon and she's a unicorn, he always had hope though that someday she would return his feelings.

'Maybe I should go see her.' he thought as he went in.

When he opened the door, the bell that was on it rang, letting Rarity know someone was in.

"Be right there!" she called.

After 5 minutes she came to see who it was.

"Hello what can I do for-Spike?" she asked surprised.

"Hey Rarity." he greeted sheepishly.

"Spikey-Wikey!" she said running to give him a hug, which he happily hugged back.

"What brings you here darling?" she asked him.

"Just thought I'd stop by say hello, is Sweetie around?" he asked curiously.

"She's just with Applebloom and Scootaloo at their clubhouse, now that you're there's something I need your help with." she told him.

"Of course you know I'll help you with anything." he said

"Aw, I knew I could count on you, now come along." she said as she dragged him to the room with the dresses.

"Now I've recently made new outfits, that I'm dying to show, but need someone's opinion." she said.

"So you want me to let you know." Spike realized.

"Precisely, now wait here while I go fetch one of them." she said heading to the dressing room.

"Yeah sure." he said, as she was getting dressed, he couldn't help but admire how beautiful she was. She was wearing a white dress that showed a descent amount of cleavage, and yet got a good view of her gorgeous bosom and had a stunning hourglass figure, her long purple hair that seemed to shine in the sunlight was entrancing.

"Oh Rarity." he said.

"I'm ready." she called and made her way out.

If Spike thought she was stunning before, nothing could prepare him for how sexy she looked now! Rarity was wearing a very revealing bikini, the bra could barely hide her voluptuous breasts, and the panty showed just how sexy her legs looked.

"Well, what do you think?" she asked posing for him.

"Wow...you look just...wow." he asked with a stunned expression.

"So glad you think so precious scales." she said as she sashayed her way to him.

"You know Spike, I have been feeling lonely, with Sweetie hanging her friends, how about you and I spend some time together? I always do enjoy your company." she told him.

"I'd love to." he said

"Good, then why not now, just you and me alone without a care in the world." Rarity said putting her arms around him.

"Actually, I have other plans, but if you want we can see each other around some other time." he offered.

"Very well then, I'll be seeing you, my little Spikey-Wikey, be sure to bring your little buddy." she said as she let go and went back to the dressing room, swaying her hips along the way.

"Sure, wait what!?" he said as he looked down and saw he had an erection.

"Oh! Ah man." he said embarrassed, then deciding to make his leave.

Back in the dressing room, Rarity was taking off the bikini and was alone with her thoughts.

'Oh Spikey-Wikey, I promise we'll be together soon.' she thought as she continued undressing.

After leaving the Boutique, Spike was happy.

'Man, that was awesome, maybe being flirted with isn't so bad' he thought.

He decided to next meet up with Applejack at Sweet Apple Acres, it only took a few minutes to get there, saw Big Macintosh at the entrance.

"Hey Big Mac, is AJ around?" he asked.

"Eeyup." he replied pointing to the fields.

"Alright, thanks." he said as he walked to the fields.

Spike soon found Applejack applebucking as usual, she was wearing a tied up shirt that showed off her big cleavage , she had a bountiful chest size that made it hard for him to not stare at and midriff, she was also wearing ripped jean shorts, and brown shoes.

"Hey Applejack." he called getting her attention.

"Well howdy Spike, how ya doing?" she greeted as she went and gave him a hug, causing his face to get caught between her breasts.

"Doing fine." he said blushing at being so close, she then let go, Applejack was the tallest girl he's ever known she was about a few inches taller than him, not to mention she had the biggest bust.

"So ya need something Spike?" she asked.

"Nah, I'm just passing through, what about you?" he asked her.

"Well, ah just finished bucking some apples, now ah'm getting back to the barn." she said bending over to pick up the crate full of apples, by doing so Spike was able to see her perfect ass, and so he became even redder.

"Wanna head back with me sugarcube? she offered.

"Uh, yeah okay." he replied.

8 minutes later, they got to the barn

"Whoo ah sure am thirsty ah'm gonna get some Apple cider, want some?" she asked.

"Okay". he answered.

"Here ya go." she said handing him the bottle.

"Thanks." he said drinking the cider.

"Alright Spike go on." she suddenly said.

"What?" he asked confused.

Applejack then proceeded to put her drink down and then walked to Spike putting her arms on his shoulders and leaned in closer to his face.

"Wait a minute, hang on!" he exclaimed taken back.

"Now don't be shy, ah don't mind if you wanna have yer way with me." she declared as she leaned back and took off her shirt, which showed her orange bra that could barely hold her big breasts.

"Hang on AJ, someone might come!" he reasoned.

"Don't you worry none, everypony else is too busy, which we're gonna be." she said sensually.

"But uh Twilight is expecting me home soon." he said.

"Hmm, alright then but just so you know Spike is that one of these days ah'll be all yers, bye lover boy." she told him as she went in the barn swaying her hips.

"And that's my cue to leave." he said running.

Back with Applejack, she was thinking.

'Ah won't give up Spike, you won't resist for long.' she thought.

With that, Spike had only one more stop, Fluttershy's cottage.

'Okay, this'll definitely not turn out like before, it's Fluttershy." Spike thought, assuming Fluttershy's passive nature would not lead to any compromising situations.

Spike saw Fluttershy's cottage just up ahead, he went to the door, and knocked.

"Who is it?" her voice asked inside.

"Its me Spike." he said

"Oh! I'll be right there!" she said before opening the door.

"Spike, it's so nice to see you." she said giving him a warm hug.

"Nice to see you too." he said hugging back, when they both let go he took in her appearance. She was wearing a green sweater, that didn't show cleavage but couldn't hide how big her breasts were, like Applejack, she had a very impressive bust , a good bountiful chest size that rivaled Applejack's and couldn't help but be turned on.

"Please come in." she said allowing him to enter, they both sat down on the sofa.

"How's your day been going?" she asked.

"It's been great." he repiled. 'If not a little awkward' he thought.

"Why come her?" she asked curious.

"I just wanted to stop by say hello, that's all." he said.

"Either way I'm glad you're here, as much as I like the others' company, I feel even greater when I'm with you." she said.

"Really?" he asked surprised.

"Yes, I've always been afraid of dragons, but you were the first one I met that was so kind, sweet, and handsome-oh!" she said before covering her mouth while blushing.

Spike, who was also red in the face was a bit taken back.

"Uh, I mean you were cute-but now you're handsome, not that I didn't think you were handsome before because I did-I mean, I'll go get some tea." she hurried into the kitchen.

'She thinks I'm cute and handsome.' he thought.

"Hey Spike, I need some help." she called from the kitchen.

"Be right there." he called back, getting up and went in.

He saw Fluttershy reaching for a tall cabinet.

"Mind reaching for me?" she asked.

"Sure." he replied, him and Fluttershy were both reaching for a box, but then she tripped.

"Wah!" she yelled falling on him.

"Oof!" he grunted.

They opened their eyes and saw that the were face to face and that she was completely on top of him, they were blushing furiously, but neither seemed to get off, then Fluttershy began to lean in closer to Spike's mouth, and he didn't stop her, but then they were interrupted by the noises of the animals in the living room.

"I uh, think they want food." he said.

"Oh, o-of course." she said as they both got up.

"Maybe I should go home now, bye." he said walking off.

"Okay, be sure to drop by anytime, if you want of course." she told him.

"Yeah, sure thing." he said smiling, as he exited through the door.

'Oh Spike, we were so close.' she thought and was kinda disappointed.

As Spike was walking back to the castle he thought about how his morning went.

'Oh boy, this was an eventful morning, I need to go lie down.' he thought.

He saw the crystal castle, and went in where Twilight greeted him.

"Hey Spike, back already?" she asked.

"Yeah I'm gonna go rest for a bit, later." he said.

"Right, have a nice nap." she said, wondering exactly how exactly his morning went.

The Rest Of The Day

Spike laid on his bed trying to process what occurred to him this morning. The fact that the 6 girls that he have been his closest friends since he and Twilight moved to Ponyville have pretty much tried to throw themselves on to him. Sure, he had to admit they are all undeniably sexy but he never thought of them as romantic partners, well except for Rarity. He remembers when things were much more simpler, back then it was just him and the 6 of them getting into hilarious yet dangerous situations. Things change however, ever since he tuned 18 new feelings started to emerge, problem is he has idea how to act on them. He decided to take a relaxing shower to take his mind off it.

"I could really use some some levity right now." he said getting out of his room.

The halls of the castle went on for what seemed like forever which didn't bode well for Starlight Glimmer, since moving in, she's been having constant trouble trying to find her way around this huge castle.

"Ugh, this the 5th time this month that I got lost again, Twilight should really think about labeling these halls or something, because this is starting to get old." Starlight grumbled, afgter a while she stopped at a door.

"Please let this be the library." she hoped, Starlight went for the doorknob and opened the door and went in where she was greeted with a surprising sight, right before her was Spike wearing nothing but a towel around his waist having just exited the shower. They both stated at each other in an awkward silence until they both yelled.

"Oh my Celestia Spike! I-I'm so sorry, I was looking for the library." she reasoned.

"N-No it's my fault I should have locked the door, just so you know the library is right next door." he told her.

"Ah right forgot, I'll just go-Woah!" she helped slipping on water that was on the floor.

"Hold on I got you!" he said catching her.

"Thanks Spike that was clo-" she began before she realized the position they were in, she was in Spike's muscular arms and her hands were on his chest and looking up they were both looking at each other's eyes, blushing furiously, Spike especially since he saw a large amount of cleavage, they stood for what seemed like a century until Starlight let go.

"U-Um thanks, I'll j-just go now." Starlight said leaving.

"Y-Yeah bye." he waved still blushing, after she closed the door he sighed to himself.

"So much for levity." Spike said as he went back to his room, he quickly changed into his clothes and contemplated what to do next.

"Maybe a stroll will ease things up." he decided.

Hoping to avoid more compromising situations with his friends Spike decided to take a different route, that way he can finally be free of all the stress he's been having since this morning. If he was paying attention, he would've noticed that as he passed by several women they stopped and looked his way, giving him bedroom eyes and sighing dreamily, some even had lustful gazes and licked their lips.

"Hey there Spike." a female voice called with a flirtatious tone. Spike saw that it was Lyra Heartbstrings along with Sweetie Drops. Lyra was wearing a yellow miniskirt with white kneesocks, while Sweeitie Drops had a white dress on. Both women had hourglass figures and D-Cup breasts.

"Lyra, Sweetie Drops, hey." he greeted.

"Going somewhere?" Lyra asked going to Spikes right side and wrapping her arms around his own, Sweetie Drops soon doing the same.

"Why not hang out with us, Lyra and I figured we'd both include someone else in our daily routine." Sweetie Drops told him.

"As much as I would love to, I-I'm kinda busy at the moment sorry." he said.

"Pity, I can't help but feel we would have had so much fun." Lyra said while guiding her hand to squeeze Spike's butt which caused him to yelp.

"Sure we cant change your mind, it'll be worth your while." Sweetie Drops said as bot she and her friend both gave kisses to Spike's kisses making him blush.

"Some other time now if you excuse me I'll be on my way." he said moving away accidentally bumping into somepony else. He saw that it was Minuette.

"Oh Spike didn't see you there, need something.?" she said leaning over giving him a view of her hard to hide cleavage.

"No nothing I was just taking a stroll." before he could leave, two more women made themselves known.

"Well well, hey there Spike." a female voice said.

"What's up?" another asked, Spike looked up and saw it was Flitter and her sister Cloudchaser. They were wearing tight sports outfits that held their busty breasts and were hovering over him giving him lustful gazes.

"Flitter, Cloudchaser hey there." he greeted and was at this point sweating a lot at all the attention.

"We were just in our way to the gym. Interested in joining us?" Flitter asked hoping he'll say yes.

"Um well.." he stammered.

"Hey get in line you two!" Lyra shouted.

"Yeah we saw him first!" Sweetie Drops told them.

"Funny from what I heard he's not interested." Cloudchaser retorted.

"Oh please he'll change his mind, all he needs is the right motivation." Lyra said as she put Spike's head in between her boobs.

"Like it Spike? Come with us and I promise you'll get to see more." she told him sensually.

"Hey don't hog him all to yourself." Sweetie Drops said as she pulled Spike into her boobs.

"So you wanna play it that way huh? Fine game on." Flitter said as she and Cloudchaser descended down and pried Spike off of Sweetie Drops and put their boobs on both sides of his face.

"There you see? We're way more bigger than you two." taunted Cloudchaser.

"Run along now, we'll be having Spike all to ourselves." Glitter told them.

All four women were too preoccupied with fighting over Spike, they didn't notice how he looked. The poor fellow looked as red as an apple or tomato and was close to bleeding his nose out dry. To prevent anymore conflict and his hormone overload, he decided to end things, it took some effort but he was able to break free of his marshmallow prison.

"Look ladies, as much as I would love to I don't really have the time so if I could just leave, plus I'd rather not fill these nice clean streets with my blood." Spike tried to reason.

"Alright, but just so we're clear we are not done with you hunk, not by a long shot." Lyra as she and the rest blew kisses to him and went off.

Now Spike was alone and was still recovering from his ordeal.

"Man, what's a guy gotta do to have a normal uneventful day?" he asked.

With that he went off to do whatever he wants. Once you think about it any dude would do anything to be in his position, having various sexy women wanting him. Thing is Spike never really did see himself as a ladies' man so this is all overwhelming to him. Since he turned 18 almost every female occupant in Ponyville have been pining for his attention and have some *ahem* fun. The sad thing is he doesn't realize just how many women want him so much, he just doesn't know exactly what he's in for.

Trouble With Women

Spike was slumping in a chair at an outdoor diner, he was still thinking about what happened back there with Flitter, Cloudchaser, Lyra, and Sweetie Drops. Needless to say he was shaken up quite a bit, it wasn't everyday that extremely sexy females come onto you, it's not that he didn't like it in fact the feeling of those big mounds close to his face was exhilarating, but he doesn't want to come off as some horny dog, plus he wasn't used to such attention.

'Jeez, it's tiring enough that my closest friends are flirting with me, but now any girl in town.' he thought to himself. When he was younger, the mane 6 used to treat him as if he was their own younger brother, but once he got older they started to notice how much of a young man he started to become of course there's also the fact that he has been a great to them whenever they needed it, along with being such a sweet and caring person as well, those factors among others are what caused them to grow feelings for him. As for him it was no mystery that to this day he continued to hold love for Rarity, but if he was to be honest he felt that the others were also incredibly attractive themselves, they also have tons of admirable qualities. He can't help but also fall for them too. His looked around and saw the other patrons of the diner, on one table was Minuette, she was licking on an ice-cream cone, pulling it in and out of her mouth, what really caught his attention was that she was looking back at him and winked making him blush and turn away.

"Excuse me sir." he looked up and saw a waiter with a tray of hay fries.

"Um yes?"

"Your fries." the waiter placed the tray on the table.

Spike looked at the tray with confusion. "I didn't order anything."

"These are compliments of the lovely ladies over there." he gestured to a nearby table where the flower trio, Roseluck was waving flirtatiously over to him, Lily Valley raised her beverage and winked, and Daisy blew him a kiss or two. Spike sheepishly waved back, the action was enough to make them faint.

"Wow how did you do that?" the waiter asked in surprise.

"Honestly man I have no idea at this point." as the waiter left he figured he might as well not let hay fries go to waste. That's another thing he's noticed is that women tend to have a fondness of him, when he was a kid teenage or adult women would often fawn over how adorable he was, sometimes the girls would be somewhat affectionate, Rarity would give him hugs and kisses on the cheek, Pinkie would cuddle with him, Rainbow always gave him noogies, Fluttershy hugged him close to her chest when they first met, Applejack rubbed his hair soothingly, and Twilight sometimes invited him to sleep on the same bed with her. Now things are different they are going as far as too offer him to spending the night with them.

"Spike, you okay?" somepony asked, he looked up and saw Bic Mac.

"Oh hey Big Mac, I'm fine why do you ask?"

"Ya seem to have somethin' on your mind." Big Mac observed.

"Yeah, It's kinda complicated."

"Wanna talk about it?" asked Big Mac.

"I don't know, you really want to listen to me ramble on about my problems?" Spike asked rhetorically.

"Eeyup."

Spike paused for a moment and answered. "Okay then." He got up from the table and the two of them walked off. Back at the table where the trio were at, they were still passed out, the waiter from before looked at them.

"Excuse me ladies, but will you be paying for the fries?" Silence was the only answer he got. "Hello? Are you alright? (sigh) why is it that whenever that dragon boy comes here, this kind of thing happens?" he asked mostly to himself.

Back at the Castle Of Friendship, Twilight was in the library checking off her to-do list.

"Okay Re-shelve the books...check. See if the map is working...check. Feed Owlicious...check. Well that's about it, hmm not that much to do left." her musings were cut off by the door opening and saw Starlight Glimmer walking in.

"Hey Twilight."

"Starlight, is there something you want?"

"Actually do you know where Spike is?" Starlight asked.

"Oh he's in out right now, why?" Twilight asked, curious.

"It's just that earlier today there was an um...incident." she nervously explained with a blush on her face.

This got Twilight somewhat confused. "What happened?"

Starlight hesitated a little but told her. 'Well I was lost in the castle for a little bit looking for the library, I opened what I though was a door to it, but it turned out to be the door to the bathroom, and found Spike...wearing only a towel."

Twilight then dropped her quill and checklist and stared at her in shock. After a brief moment of silence, she was able to find her voice. "...You saw Spike wearing nothing but a towel?" she asked with wide eyes

"Yeah, i-it was super awkward especially when I slipped and he caught me."

"Wait, he caught you?"

"Yes."

"You were held by him barely naked?" Twilight asked just to be sure.

"Pretty much yeah, we were way past awkward at that point, especially since I kinda enjoyed it." she admitted blushing, then composed herself. "Anyway, I just wanted to say 'sorry', about it, I didn't mean for what happened to you know..happen."

"I'll let him know."

"Thanks, see ya." Starlight exited from the library, Twilight was alone thinking about what she told her.

'She was held by Spike's big strong arms? Ugh, she doesn't know how lucky she is, I should be thankful that it didn't escalate any further, I can only imagine how Spike...may...feel.' Twilight realized something, when Spike came home earlier, he looked kinda exhausted, she assumed that it must've had something to do with the girls. She's an intelligent alicorn, she knows that like her the rest of the mane 6 are attracted to Spike and aren't afraid to express it. From what she could gather, they all must've tried to seduce him, well then it seems like she needs to up her game.

Meanwhile back with Spike and Big Mac, he's been telling him exactly what's been happening to him for the majority of today.

"So that's pretty much it." Spike told him, finishing his tale. Big Mac gave out a whistle.

"Seems to be ya got yer work cut out for ya." he stated.

"Tell me about it, things have been like this ever since my 18th birthday, I mean they've been affectionate before but not like this."

"I'm honestly not that surprised." he said making Spike look at him. "Believe it or not Spike those girls have been pining for you for some time."

"Really?" he said shocked. "How do you know?"

"Ah may not talk that much but Ah can see, at first you were a young kid so they treated you like so, but the more you grew up the more they started to see ya as a grown man. That ain't all you're always willing to help them with any problem with no hesitation, you show how much ya care about them, and well they all love you now, not just them but you've caught the eye of a lot of gals."

"Wow, that is very insightful." Spike said after a pause. "Also, I think that's the longest I've ever heard you talk since we met." he remarked. "Nevertheless thanks for the talk."

"Anytime buddy." he said.

"Still, I gotta admit whenever I thought of being with somepony I always thought it'd be just with Rarity, but now it's with them too. I don't want to have choose between all of them." Spike told him with a sad look.

"Actually you don't hafta."

Spike turned to him. "What do you mean?"

"Ya know how around Equestria, the female/male ratio is 5:1?" Spike nodded. "Well to make things easy, a male can have more than one lover."

"Wait a-are you suggesting that I start a harem or something?"

"Ah'm only trying ta say that there is an easy way."

"I get that, but I don't know if they might be willing, also bear in mind that I'm also talking about Applejack, you're younger sister." Spike clarified.

"Spike there aren't that many guys Ah can trust with my sisters, but you're one of the few exceptions."

"Wow thanks."

"Also when it comes to the other girls, you either include them or just do it for the hay of it. It's all up to you."

"I'll keep that in mind. Anyway, thanks Big Mac, really appreciate it."

"Happy to help, if you excuse me ah got errands to run."

"Later." Spike was now alone, his mind wandered to what Big Mac told him. 'Hmm a harem, it's probably best if I play this right, otherwise it'll blow up in my face.'

Pinkie Pie was skipping happily along the road, a few minutes ago she got a letter from Derpy saying that Twilight had something important she wanted talk to her and the rest of the girls about, curious she ended her shift and went straight towards the castle, once there she saw that the others were there already.

"Hey girls!" she greeted.

"Hi Pinkie." Fluttershy greeted back.

"Take it ya got the same mail Derpy gave all of us?" Applejack asked her.

"Yep." nodded Pinkie.

"I do so wonder why she summoned us, it must be important since we're all here. Perhaps the map has a new part of Equestria for two of us to venture in." Rarity suggested.

"I hope so, it's been weeks with like zero action it better be important." The five of them entered into the castle, inside Twilight was waiting for them in the throneroom.

"Hello everypony." she greeted with a neutral expression.

"Is something the matter Twilight?" asked Rarity.

"Sit and I'll tell you." The girls were mildly confused but complied.

"So what's up Twi?" asked Rainbow.

"Tell me, did Spike happen to visit you all this morning?" Twilight asked.

"Why as a matter of fact he did." Rarity confirmed.

"Technically, I sorta crashed into him, but he was alright." Rainbow said before they could admonish her for it.

"I see well then would you like to tell me what you did?" Twilight asked which sounded like a demand.

"What do you mean?" Pinkie asked, feigning ignorance.

"No use playing coy girls, you all deliberately came onto him didn't you?" she demanded.

"Wha-Twilight Sparkle, I am insulted that you think I would seduce sweet innocent Spikey-Wikey." Rarity stated, but Twilight's critical gaze didn't buy it. "Okay fine, I admit I might have been a tad suggestive."

"Is that what this is about? Don't see how that's a problem." Rainbow said, until she smirked. "Wait, you're jealous."

Twilight blushed and looked away. "What? of course not." she denied.

"Really, so you won't mind if I could borrow him for a few days, maybe have him sleep over a lot." Pinkie said.

"Pinkie!" Twilight exclaimed at her. "That is out of the question!"

"Oh relax Twilight, I know yer being protective of the little guy, but can ya blame us? He is just so so darn handsome and sweet." Applejack reasoned, the rest of the girls nodded in agreement.

"Well um, just so you know it wasn't my intention, I tripped over and fell on him, completely by accident." Fluttershy chimed.

"Well, I guess it's fair to to tell you that I kinda teased him a little." Twilight admitted.

"Besides, Spike's a young man he may try to hide it but I know he didn't mind." Rarity declared. "Also, it's pretty clear on who he enjoyed the most."

"Uh-huh." said Pinkie.

"Yep." Applejack responded.

"Duh." Rainbow rolled her eyes.

"Its's obvious." Twilight said with confidence.

"It's certainly a no-brainer." Fluttershy said.

"Me!" they all said in unison. They all did a double-take.

"I'm sorry but you all are mistaken, it's obviously me." Rarity told them with somewhat snobbish tone in her voice.

"What really makes you say that Miss Fancy?" demanded Applejack.

"Yeah, how could he not want all this?" Rainbow gestured to her attractive athletic body. "Plus he'd have an awesome girl like me."

"Oh please, we all know that Spike has always held immense love for me, so it's obvious that he prefers an elegant beauty like myself." Rarity arrogantly claimed.

"There is a lot of wrong in that sentence, I mean Spike could very well prefer strong, hard-working gals who like himself is willing to help whenever it's needed. Not just that , but a gal who is always honest with him, a strong relationship is based on honesty you know, by which I mean myself." Applejack made a good point.

"Yeah well you forgot loyalty AJ." Rainbow chimed in. "I'd never go behind Spike's back, the two of us would never abandon each other for anything." she proclaimed.

"Very good examples ladies, but another good quality in a girlfriend is how generous she can be, I would give Spike anything he desired. I'm not talking about menial objects, but things that show how much I simply adore him." Rarity said.

"That's nice, but in my expert opinion, getting a good laugh out of him is also nice. Of course, there will also be the great parties we'll have, loud music, flashing lights, and let's not forget the after party." Pinkie smirked.

"But Spike is the only dragon I've never been afraid of in return I've given him nothing but kindness, he also pet-sitted for me a lot of times and I feel so much safer around him." Fluttershy said.

"Alright girls that's enough." Twilight announced, silencing them. "Look it's obvious that we all have feelings for Spike, but I think you should all be aware that we're not the only ones, practically every single female in Ponyville along with other towns have the hots for him." This cited them to murmur in agreement. "But what's really important is how this affects Spike, Celestia knows that he never expected to be in this kind of position. You all should just give give him some space."

"Why only us Twilight?" Rarity said with narrowed eyes.

"Huh?"

"It seems to me that you probably don't want any competition in pining for his heart."

"What? No that's-that's ridiculous." Twilight laughed nervously.

"Of course, you probably think you're his soul mate because you've known him the longest." Rainbow said.

"Well I did hatch him so..."

"It seems we have a competition brewing ladies." Pinkie stated, as they all looked at each other. With the six of them, and countless other women, it looks Spike will really have his work cut out for him, even more so than before. This should be interesting, very interesting indeed.

Asking For Advice

Author's Note

Made some changes in the first chapter.
Twiligh: E-Cup
Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie: F-Cup
Rarity: G-Cup
Applejack: H-Cup
Fluttershy: I cup

Sorry that this chapter is short, just felt like I should have finally updated this story.

Asking For Advice

Twilight Sparkle woke up with a newfound sense of determination, yesterday she and her best friends all shared how each of them are sexually attracted to her assistant and adopted younger brother Spike, they think they can seduce his kind, innocent soul into being their little boy toy, well she won't let them have a he satisfaction. Her and Spike have known each other way before he met the other girls, and she was not about to lose him. Just one problem, she's not exactly experienced when it comes to seducing boys and flirting with them.

"Okay, think Twilight, what's the best way to win Spike's heart?" the book smart princess tapped her chin in thought. "Hmm, I got it! Spike loves comic books, I just gotta buy some myself. Except, I'm not as much of a fan as he is. Oh I got it, I set up an "unexpected" encounter at the same place, then suggest that we might as well make the most of it and decide to stick together, he'll have such a good time that he can't help but notice the obvious romance between us, then wen we're alone we will proceed to kiss. But we need to take things slow so it would be better if we wait about two days at most before we go all the way." she concluded with a confident smile, but that smile quickly faltered once she realized something. "Ugh! What am I thinking?!"

The princess collapsed on her bed with a frustrated sigh, knowing how much folly there was in her so called plan. What was she doing? She was treating this whole as if it were a scheduled event or science experiment, and Spike deserves way better than that; she really needed to get some dating advice.

Wait...

"That's it!" she cried, having a eureka moment. It is true, she really did need some dating advice, and who better to ask for some other than one of the foremost experts in romance? Her own sister-in-law. She removed her phone from the charger and dialed in the number. She had a newfound sense of hope that she will tell her what she should do.

...That its, if she's not to busy.

Life in the Crystal Empire was sure busy for Princess Mi Amore Cadenza otherwise known to her friends as Cadence. Not only does she run an entire empire alongside her husband, Shining Armor, but both of them face the most grueling, agonizing, most challenging experience that is more dangerous than when Queen Chrysalis took her place and tried to take over Canterlot or when King Sombra attempted to shower her empire with darkness.

The job of being parents to a baby Alicorn.

"Put that down, right this instant young lady!" the voice of Shining Armor barked through the halls of the castle. At the moment he was trying to get his daughter to fly down so he could put her to bed. "Don't make me repeat myself!" he warned. Said infant was high above her father, with a bottle of milk, she was giggling down at her dad, showing that she wasn't gonna go down that easy.

"Hehe! Gaahg! Gah!" she babbled.

"Don't make me use my horn to bring you down." the Crystal prince told her. As a response, Flurry Heart threw down the bottle on his head. "Okay, that deserves a time out!"

"Pfffft!" his daughter blew a raspberry at him.

Sighing in frustration, he called out to his wife. "Cadence, can't you help me? She's your daughter too." he pleaded.

"Sorry Shiny, but I gotta answer a call." Cadence called back from the living room. Being one of the princesses of Equestria, Cadence is known as having one of the most voluptuous bodies most women could only dream of having and guys lusting after. She was wearing a pink gown that showed a cleavage of her I-Cup breasts and showcased her curvy hips and long legs that peeked through the lower half. She had just finished washing the dishes and heard the sound of the home telephone ringing. Once she picked it up, she asked.

"Hello?"

"Cadence, it's me."

The co-ruler of the Crystal Empire smiled at the familiar voice of her former charge and current sister-in-law. "Twilight. So good to hear you, we haven't talked in a while."

"That's why I'm calling. Look, you're not to busy are you Cadence?"

"Well I-"

"No! Don't you dare teleport m al the way to the other side of the empire!"

...Was that Shining Armor?"

The princess of love chuckled nervously. "Heh. Yeah, Flurry Heart's in another one of her moods and as usual is working Shiny over to the bone."

"Maybe I should call another time."

Cadence shook her head. "No! No, no, no, no. It's nothing serious." she reassured her fellow princess. "I'm always free to talk, so what's on your mind?"

It took a few seconds for Twilight to answer, and Cadence could faintly hear her take a deep breath. "Okay, so listen. After some thinking, I realized that I have feelings for someone that I didn't even know I had."

Cadence gasped in excitement. "Oh my gosh!" she squealed. "You've realized that you're in love with Spike!" she cried with a joyful tone in her voice. "Oh, I knew this day would come!"

"What's all the commotion?" Shining armor asked from the other end.

"Shining Armor! Twilight figured out that she's in love with Spike!" she informed her husband.

"Really?" he asked in surprise. "Huh. I guess Spearhead owes me 20 bits."

"Oh no...please tell me I'm not on speaker phone."

"Sorry Twily." Shining shrugged with an amused chuckle. "Afraid so."

"Ugh. Wait a minute, Shining how did you know before I did?"

"I'm your big brother, Twily. It's my job to know these kinds of things. What really helped was that it was so obvious, I mean everyone could see it sis. Me, Cadence, few of the guards, mom an dad, and I think maybe Flurry too." he though about that last part. "She's surprisingly vey aware of her surroundings than most kids her age."

"Okay fine, since there's obviously no point in trying to deny it. Yes, I am in love with Spike. I guess I didn't realize it sooner was because I still saw him as my little adoptive brother and used that as an excuse to tease him to try and hide it. Look Cadence, I'm calling you because if I have to go anyone who knows a thing or two about romance, it would be you."

Cadence smiled at the praise. "Well good thing your instincts happen to be accurate."

"But that's not the only thing I need to talk to you about. Apparently, I'm not the only one. My own best friends happen to also feel the same way about him, along with the majority of about every single female in Ponyville and other towns."

"Don't forget the girls here in the empire." Shining folded his arms with an eye roll. "One time I caught one masturbating to his statue."

"IN BROAD DAYLIGHT?!"

"Yeah." the captain if the royal guard shook his head. "He really has an effect on women." he mused.

"I'll say." Cadence agreed. "One female guard told me that she and her lover say that he's the sexiest man alive and would waste no time in trying to get in bed with him."

"Wait." Shining said warily. "Her lover?"

"Who happens to also be a woman."

"Oh come on!" Shining exclaimed in frustration. "Sweet Celestia, is no woman safe from him?"

"Probably not." Cadence shrugged. "I mean I admit, he is a pretty good catch. Hell, if he had been born sooner and me and you never met, well..." she looked to the air with a thoughtful look and saw Shining look at her with a deadpan and stern look. "I'm kidding honey! I mean yeah I once heard your mom and other married women say that she kind of found him cute, but not me."

'Alright." Shining relented then did a double take. "Wait, my mom think he's hot?!"

"Can we please get back on the main topic before I vomit?"

"Right, right sorry Twilight." Cadence apologized, clearing her throat. "So, the other girls also love Spike as much as you do?"

"As much as I wanna say that they only see him as some sort of sex tool, I know them better than that. They really do love Spike the same way I do and now I'm kind of in a competition to see who gets to him first."

"And you want to ask me on advice on how I think you should go about it?" Cadence asked.

"Pretty much, don't suppose you could come here to Ponyville to give me advice face to face."

"Of course I could." Cadence replied. "You don't mind, do you honey?" she asked her husband.

"Oh sure." he answered. "I can handle Flurry alone." he told her.

BOOM

"Flurry Heart!" he ran over to see if his daughter was okay then saw the baby alicorn in a bubble, floating over ashes of what used to be a vase. "Really?! That was a gift from your grandpa! Which was kind of ugly, but it was the thought that counted!"

"Sooooo.... I'll see you tomorrow." Cadence told Twilight.

"Great, I'll see then. Bye.

'Goodbye, Twilight."

The princess of friendship hung up with a smile, confident that with Cadence's help, her and Spike was a sure thing.

That is if the others don't have a better idea than hers.