A Discussion With The Vice Principal

by Jack_Read

Rating: teen
Tags: Romance, Princess Luna, Comedy, Equestria Girls, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle
Length: 931

Vice principal Luna must have an awkward talk with Twilight.

Vice principal Luna and Canterlot High's newest student, Twilight Sparkle must decuss about past events. Some are awkward, some personal.

Published 2016-02-05 04:40:03 UTC
Last updated 2016-02-05 04:40:03 UTC

Twilight, who are you?

Another sunny day at Canterlot High, and Vice-principal Luna was working hard in her office. It had been a couple weeks since the Friendship Games took place and the Shadowbolts had gone back to Crystal Prep. Luna had heard that Princess Twilight from the portal, was taking classes in the school. So Luna one day, decided that she should ask Twilight some questions about her world.

"Twilight Sparkle, please come to my office." Luna spoke into her microphone, vibrating throughout the school. In five minutes, Luna heard a knocking on her door. "Come in." Luna said in a calm voice. The door slowly opened to reveal a purple girl dressed in a normal purple shirt and a simple pink skirt.

"Y-you wanted to see me?" Twilight asked nervously. She had been in Science class. She did not like to be pulled from her favorite class, but if it was important, she did not have a choice.

"Yes, please have a seat," Luna motioned to the chair opposite herself. Twilight took the seat, looking around. "I'd like to start by apologizing. When Sunset Shimmer showed me those pictures, I was not thinking straightly. So, for that, I am sorry."

"What are you talking about? I just transferred here." Twilight looked questionally.

"Oh, you do not have to pretend with me, Princess. I can keep your secret." Luna said smiling.

"Huh?" Twilight was starting to get more confused.

"I actually have some questions about your world," Luna said, not paying attention to the girl squirming. "Don't worry, you are excused from all classes while we are talking. So, let's begin. What do ponies look like?"

"Um," Twilight said slowly, "you saw what ponies look like."

"Oh, yes... I was just wondering, do they look different or all the same?" Luna said, grinning.

"Oh, um... I guess so. I mean, I've only seen so many." Twilight mumbled.

"Hm, interesting," Luna said, writing on her clipboard. "How do you fly, or use magic?"

"I don't really know. It was like I was floating. As for magic, I just pushed out." Twilight said, remembering how it felt to be under the magic's influence. Twilight shuddered just at the thought.

"Seems simple," Luna looked to the clock. "Moving on, What do I look like?"

"Huh," Twilight looked at Luna with a look of misunderstanding.

"What does my pony form look like?" Luna asked again.

"Oh," Twilight was knocked aback. She must think that I'm the other Twilight. The girl gave a sly smile. If the vice-principal thought she was the pony, she could have some fun. "Well, you don't change color, you look quite weird, crocked teeth, messy mane, dirty..."

Luna looked up in fear. "Okay, you can stop with the description. Now, What is my sister like?"

Twilight looked to the ceiling, blushing. She had not thought about that. But knowing the principal and her sister, she made a curious face. "Why do you ask about her?"

Now it was Luna's turn to blush. "N-no reason. Just curious."

"Oh, well," Twilight Sparkle was smiling again, "she is very popular around the town. Beautiful too."

Luna was flushed red in her cheeks. "Very well, can you excuse me for a moment?"

"May I go back to class?" Twilight looked hopeful.

"No, this will only take a moment." Luna said, shaking slightly. She reached into her desk and took out her phone. Luna quickly texted her sister, asking why Twilight is acting so strangely. When Celestia text her back saying that the girl was not who Luna thought she was, the vice principal knew what game Twilight was playing. Smiling slightly, Luna simply continued. "Alright, next question. Do male's privates look the same or different?"

Twilight's smile suddenly vanished. She was not expecting a question like this. "Oh, uh, um..." she stuttered. "Well, yes to some extent."

"Meaning?" Luna questioned. She had the girl, now.

"I, um, have not seen many in my land. What I have seen are so so." Twilight was sweating hard at this point.

"Hm. I'd think that they are basically the same as stallions here." Luna smiled.

"Um... Uh... I...." Twilight was about to crack and break down when a knock came from the door.

"Come in." Luna said gently. Who walked in made the girl have mixed feelings; happy because she could stop pretending, sad because she will have to explain why she had said those things. For the figure in the door was a different version of her: Princess Twilight Sparkle.

The pony human was wearing her normal clothes. A white shirt and a pink and purple skirt with a star on the side of it. "Sunset wrote to me saying to come here. Is something wrong?" Twilight asked, looking from her human counterpart to the vice principal, and back.

"Okay, I give up! You want the truth? I'mnotaprincess,ItoldyouhowIusedmagicandflew,IliedaboutyouandCelestia,Isurelydonotknowabouthorse/ponyprivates. There! Are you happy now?!" human Twilight shouted the last part.

"Very," Luna said, smiling.

"Sunset Shimmer wrote what was happening in here, although I am shocked to hear some of those answers," pony Twilight said, still looking at her human self questingly.

"I only asked after I knew she was not you," Luna fussed.

"Well, it looks like this party is over," came a voice from the doorway. The three women looked to the door. Standing in the doorway, grinning from ear to ear, was Pinkie Pie. The girl just snorted and skipped off.

Author's Note

I had this idea way before the time came for me to write it. Hope you enjoyed it.