oven mittsby 2087691Chaptersthem!Talk to the mittCustard CatastropheCheckmateConclusionthem!Twilight was reading books in her library. She stumbled upon a book called 'Baking 101' "huh, When did i get this book?" Twilight says slightly confused. Twilight opens the book and there is a giant flash of light and she is knocked UN-concious. She wakes up and her library is covered in what seems to be dried custard. "What in the name of celesta happened!?!" Twilight Screams. Two giant oven mitts emerge from the ground in front of her. "No! Not you! I thought that your were just-" Twilight just then realized she had no idea what they were. "We are the controllers of time and space! We have came to destroy all the pebbles!" A very Loud voice that came from the oven mitts yells loudly. (okay, we all know it was the oven mitts.) "Not if I stop you first!" Twilight yells. "But what if I take your milk money?" the mitts question. "Then I will... uh... Gather the elements of harmony!" Twilight yells "Bring it on!" the mitts say Talk to the mittTwilight Sprinted Quickly yet gracefully towards the oven mitt and kicked it in the... Mitt. "No wait, We should Set some ground rules" the mitt says. "Okay, what will they be?" Twilight asks. "Rule one, no fighting." The mitt states/ "What? How do we battle without fighting?" twilight questions. "I don't know, We play go fish?" the mitt says. "That is... Ingenious!" Twilight Says. The intense battle of the go fish starts. "Got any fives?" Twilight Asks. "Go Fish." Oven Mitts Asks "got any sixes?" Oven Mitts Asks "Go Fish." Twilight Asks. "Got any nines?" Twilight Asks. "Go Fish." Oven Mitts Asks "got any sevens?" Oven Mitts Asks "Go Fish." Twilight Asks. "Got any ones?" Twilight Asks. "Go Fish." Oven Mitts Asks "Do you have any blue?" Oven Mitts Asks "What? Twilight Questions "You heard me" Oven mitts States "But that doesn't make any since." Twilight says The battle of the going of fish has ended because it wasn't working out. Custard CatastropheTwilight and oven mitts were thinking of ways to settle this once and for all. Their list of ideas were: Tic tac toe Darts Twister Pool Bingo and water polo Neither thought any of these would settle anything. They needed more Physically and mentally demanding Ways to prove who is the winner. Something with skill-testing challenges at every turn. Twilight then suggested "How about we race to see who can eat more dried custard off the walls?" "3.. 2.. 1.." they both count down Twilight then wins because the oven mitts do not have mouths, there for twilight only had to eat one bite. "Clever Clever Pony." The mitts say. "But are you clever enough to stop this?!?" A giant pancake then falls from the sky but completely misses and hits canterlot instead. That's REALLY bad aim. "I'm not going to count that as a point for you." the mitts say. "We were counting points?" twilight asks. "Only in my head, Its fun to keep score." the mitts state. "Now time for the ultimate challenge, we will play a giant chess game made of cheese. We will continue non-stop until one of us win. The loser Loses." "why is this better than normal fighting?' Twilight Questions. "to make it more fun. or something" the mitts say. CheckmateA chess game, Rather than testing physical or magical strength, it tests strategy and your wit. Twilight was the white cheese side so she started off. Several hours later The battle of chess has gone on for what seemed like days. some of the pawns even had a bit of mold on them. What? Its only been a couple hours? Whatever, continue on. The game has been lowered to king versus king, and mice were eating the game board. it came down to no pony attacking. but, it was just a matter of time before someone slipped up. Twilight eventually Trapped oven mitts in the corner. (somehow) "Checkmate!" Twilight yelled in success. "What?" Oven mitts asked confused. "Checkmate" twilight says. "huh" Oven mitts still floats there confused. "I win" Twilight blankly says. "oh, where I'm from They say "Hot dog syrup"" Oven mitts says. "Okay" twilight says. Oven mitts then descends into the ground Leaving nothing but a memory... ...And a bunch of dried custard ...And a giant pancake. Conclusionin the end. twilight went to bed like nothing happened and never ever talked about it to any pony, like she never does. Has this experience taught Twilight anything about friendship? Probably not. But the point is... I forgot. However, This has taught us a valuable lesson... I forgot that too. Enough of the narration, lets get back to the ending. The rest of the town helped scraped custard off of the library, and the pancake was conveniently used for lumberjack day. Now all they needed was a bunch of syrup. However, Something was off in equestria. Celestia herself was sitting in her throne. When one of her guards barged in through the door With a package. "We found this at the door, we don't know who or where it is from, but it might have something important inside." The guard Said. "Leave it here" Celestia said. She proceeded to open the package and inside was a book that look worn and had a substance on it that she could not recall, On the front cover the book read 'Baking 101'. And Then She Opened The Book.
them!Twilight was reading books in her library. She stumbled upon a book called 'Baking 101' "huh, When did i get this book?" Twilight says slightly confused. Twilight opens the book and there is a giant flash of light and she is knocked UN-concious. She wakes up and her library is covered in what seems to be dried custard. "What in the name of celesta happened!?!" Twilight Screams. Two giant oven mitts emerge from the ground in front of her. "No! Not you! I thought that your were just-" Twilight just then realized she had no idea what they were. "We are the controllers of time and space! We have came to destroy all the pebbles!" A very Loud voice that came from the oven mitts yells loudly. (okay, we all know it was the oven mitts.) "Not if I stop you first!" Twilight yells. "But what if I take your milk money?" the mitts question. "Then I will... uh... Gather the elements of harmony!" Twilight yells "Bring it on!" the mitts say
Talk to the mittTwilight Sprinted Quickly yet gracefully towards the oven mitt and kicked it in the... Mitt. "No wait, We should Set some ground rules" the mitt says. "Okay, what will they be?" Twilight asks. "Rule one, no fighting." The mitt states/ "What? How do we battle without fighting?" twilight questions. "I don't know, We play go fish?" the mitt says. "That is... Ingenious!" Twilight Says. The intense battle of the go fish starts. "Got any fives?" Twilight Asks. "Go Fish." Oven Mitts Asks "got any sixes?" Oven Mitts Asks "Go Fish." Twilight Asks. "Got any nines?" Twilight Asks. "Go Fish." Oven Mitts Asks "got any sevens?" Oven Mitts Asks "Go Fish." Twilight Asks. "Got any ones?" Twilight Asks. "Go Fish." Oven Mitts Asks "Do you have any blue?" Oven Mitts Asks "What? Twilight Questions "You heard me" Oven mitts States "But that doesn't make any since." Twilight says The battle of the going of fish has ended because it wasn't working out.
Custard CatastropheTwilight and oven mitts were thinking of ways to settle this once and for all. Their list of ideas were: Tic tac toe Darts Twister Pool Bingo and water polo Neither thought any of these would settle anything. They needed more Physically and mentally demanding Ways to prove who is the winner. Something with skill-testing challenges at every turn. Twilight then suggested "How about we race to see who can eat more dried custard off the walls?" "3.. 2.. 1.." they both count down Twilight then wins because the oven mitts do not have mouths, there for twilight only had to eat one bite. "Clever Clever Pony." The mitts say. "But are you clever enough to stop this?!?" A giant pancake then falls from the sky but completely misses and hits canterlot instead. That's REALLY bad aim. "I'm not going to count that as a point for you." the mitts say. "We were counting points?" twilight asks. "Only in my head, Its fun to keep score." the mitts state. "Now time for the ultimate challenge, we will play a giant chess game made of cheese. We will continue non-stop until one of us win. The loser Loses." "why is this better than normal fighting?' Twilight Questions. "to make it more fun. or something" the mitts say.
CheckmateA chess game, Rather than testing physical or magical strength, it tests strategy and your wit. Twilight was the white cheese side so she started off. Several hours later The battle of chess has gone on for what seemed like days. some of the pawns even had a bit of mold on them. What? Its only been a couple hours? Whatever, continue on. The game has been lowered to king versus king, and mice were eating the game board. it came down to no pony attacking. but, it was just a matter of time before someone slipped up. Twilight eventually Trapped oven mitts in the corner. (somehow) "Checkmate!" Twilight yelled in success. "What?" Oven mitts asked confused. "Checkmate" twilight says. "huh" Oven mitts still floats there confused. "I win" Twilight blankly says. "oh, where I'm from They say "Hot dog syrup"" Oven mitts says. "Okay" twilight says. Oven mitts then descends into the ground Leaving nothing but a memory... ...And a bunch of dried custard ...And a giant pancake.
Conclusionin the end. twilight went to bed like nothing happened and never ever talked about it to any pony, like she never does. Has this experience taught Twilight anything about friendship? Probably not. But the point is... I forgot. However, This has taught us a valuable lesson... I forgot that too. Enough of the narration, lets get back to the ending. The rest of the town helped scraped custard off of the library, and the pancake was conveniently used for lumberjack day. Now all they needed was a bunch of syrup. However, Something was off in equestria. Celestia herself was sitting in her throne. When one of her guards barged in through the door With a package. "We found this at the door, we don't know who or where it is from, but it might have something important inside." The guard Said. "Leave it here" Celestia said. She proceeded to open the package and inside was a book that look worn and had a substance on it that she could not recall, On the front cover the book read 'Baking 101'. And Then She Opened The Book.
